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Reply #15 on: May 25, 2010, 11:55:03 AM
Quote from: Tuboy on May 25, 2010, 11:53:40 AM
He has Loui V interior only in his drivers carriage

The V stands for Vanqa
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Reply #16 on: May 25, 2010, 11:56:37 AM
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My dad used to work for Spoornet n drove shosholoza trains and retired when he was told to train these new bishes (with long nails) and  cats like Touareg how to drive a train!!*Sigh* everything theres a news report about train accident he just yells in excitement in his farm " ya ya ya ya these new train drivers!! they dont know the basics" hahahahah

Aye nigga stop tryna ride on Touaregs shine with your marginally sad life story.

Then stop riding on my dick!!!

Nigga, we all know that shit dont work after the wine incident.

Stop catching emotions.

LMAO
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Reply #17 on: May 25, 2010, 11:59:42 AM
Quote from: RiGgZ on May 25, 2010, 11:55:03 AM
Quote from: Tuboy on May 25, 2010, 11:53:40 AM
He has Loui V interior only in his drivers carriage

The V stands for Vanqa

NIgga goggles with Oudermeerster when he's done with his homemade KFC
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Reply #18 on: May 25, 2010, 12:41:21 PM
Touareg train has the anti hijack flamethrower for unauthorized train surfers and his doors have signs that read, "I wish a nigga would".

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Reply #19 on: May 25, 2010, 12:52:44 PM
Touareg started and promoted the "weed smokers only coach" on the Khayelitsha train!!!!

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Reply #20 on: May 25, 2010, 12:54:50 PM
Quote from: Ezekiel 25:17 on May 25, 2010, 12:52:44 PM
Touareg started and promoted the "weed smokers only coach" on the Khayelitsha train!!!!

lol, I should have figured that one out.

Did the rest of you know that there really is a weed smokers coach on the Khayelitsha train?

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Reply #21 on: May 25, 2010, 12:57:41 PM
You find stickers inside touareg's train "I may be slow but I'm ahead of you bitch !"

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Reply #22 on: May 25, 2010, 01:07:21 PM
He is the only train driver in history to ever be pulled over by the cops.

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Reply #23 on: May 25, 2010, 01:13:10 PM
He parks his train at home.
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Reply #24 on: May 25, 2010, 01:13:57 PM
Quote from: RiGgZ on May 25, 2010, 01:13:10 PM
He parks his train at home.

LMAO! too funny!

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Reply #25 on: May 25, 2010, 01:16:10 PM
He's got the no perm on my windows sticker yet he's got a perm he sprays in each and every station he stops at
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Reply #26 on: May 25, 2010, 01:16:26 PM
Just heard on the news...LMAO!@ Touareg's comrades for betraying the strike I hear now they wanna lower their demanded increase, because transnet niggaz  told them to fcuk off they can manage with 60% workers who are back at work...so Touareg you fcuked you aint gettin paid on June damn what a bad world cup for you ;D
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Reply #27 on: May 25, 2010, 01:17:38 PM
Quote from: Tuboy on May 25, 2010, 01:16:10 PM
He's got the no perm on my windows sticker yet he's got a perm he sprays in each and every station he stops at

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Reply #28 on: May 25, 2010, 01:25:00 PM
Touareg's bish got electrucuted whilst trying to show off to her friends that her boyfriend's train's got a sunroof...
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Reply #29 on: May 25, 2010, 01:25:38 PM
LMAO i heard this is what he sings when he's on lunch

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