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Reply #30 on: May 25, 2010, 01:27:10 PM
Touareg's train has personalised registration plates.

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Reply #31 on: May 25, 2010, 01:27:54 PM
Quote from: Alcohol Abuser on May 25, 2010, 01:25:00 PM
Touareg's bish got electrucuted whilst trying to show off to her friends that her boyfriend's train's got a sunroof...

I heard he tricked her to do that, after she back chatted him the previous night.

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Reply #32 on: May 25, 2010, 01:39:55 PM
LMAO!!! Crazy nuccas...

None o yall is alowed on the Pimpton Express & I'll slap a bish...unless ofcause you have a Rizzla or Weed or Fish Gap or Nice Tits or Unknown Baby Dady...
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Reply #33 on: May 25, 2010, 01:40:03 PM
Touareg powers his train on 2 AAA batteries that he chews and keeps in the fridge over night.
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Reply #34 on: May 25, 2010, 01:40:53 PM
Quote from: RiGgZ on May 25, 2010, 01:40:03 PM
Touareg powers his train on 2 AAA batteries that he chews and keeps in the fridge over night.

hahaha!

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Reply #35 on: May 25, 2010, 01:46:37 PM
Didier Drogba uses the used oil from Touaregs perm push back. It is also used as an industrial lubricant.
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Reply #36 on: May 25, 2010, 01:47:11 PM
Quote from: Touareg on May 25, 2010, 01:39:55 PM
LMAO!!! Crazy nuccas...

None o yall is alowed on the Pimpton Express & I'll slap a bish...unless ofcause you have a Rizzla or Weed or Fish Gap or Nice Tits or Unknown Baby Dady...
If you have all of the above, You automatically qualify for VIP.

lol


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Reply #37 on: May 25, 2010, 01:49:06 PM
Quote from: RiGgZ on May 25, 2010, 01:46:37 PM
Didier Drogba uses the used oil from Touaregs perm push back. It is also used as an industrial lubricant.

LMAO
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Reply #38 on: May 25, 2010, 02:10:35 PM
He looks forward to rundown the Suicidal people he doesn't even close the curtains and while crushin them he says yeah that's what makhwekhetha does ebantwini abadlalel'endleleni
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Reply #39 on: May 25, 2010, 02:12:59 PM
Quote from: RearrangedReality on May 25, 2010, 01:47:11 PM
Quote from: Touareg on May 25, 2010, 01:39:55 PM
LMAO!!! Crazy nuccas...

None o yall is alowed on the Pimpton Express & I'll slap a bish...unless ofcause you have a Rizzla or Weed or Fish Gap or Nice Tits or Unknown Baby Dady...
If you have all of the above, You automatically qualify for VIP.

lol
Better recodnize nucca...my shit is equiped with a GPS navigation system...really dont need that shit & it dont work either but it impresses bishes...8)
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Reply #40 on: May 25, 2010, 02:18:23 PM
His train was burnt for pirating at Bree taxi rank
Feeling satisfaction from the street croud reaction

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Reply #41 on: May 25, 2010, 02:19:47 PM
Quote from: Touareg on May 25, 2010, 02:12:59 PM
Quote from: RearrangedReality on May 25, 2010, 01:47:11 PM
Quote from: Touareg on May 25, 2010, 01:39:55 PM
LMAO!!! Crazy nuccas...

None o yall is alowed on the Pimpton Express & I'll slap a bish...unless ofcause you have a Rizzla or Weed or Fish Gap or Nice Tits or Unknown Baby Dady...
If you have all of the above, You automatically qualify for VIP.

lol
Better recodnize nucca...my shit is equiped with a GPS navigation system...really dont need that shit & it dont work either but it impresses bishes...8)

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Reply #42 on: May 25, 2010, 02:22:57 PM
Quote from: Ramorethetho on May 25, 2010, 02:18:23 PM
His train was burnt for pirating at Bree taxi rank

thats a lie, the last person who got close to doing that got burnt by Toureg's flamethrower, it has a motion detector that works on solar and lunar power.

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Reply #43 on: May 25, 2010, 02:23:44 PM
Quote from: RearrangedReality on May 25, 2010, 02:22:57 PM
Quote from: Ramorethetho on May 25, 2010, 02:18:23 PM
His train was burnt for pirating at Bree taxi rank

thats a lie, the last person who got close to doing that got burnt by Toureg's flamethrower, it has a motion detector that works on solar and lunar power.

And used perm juice.
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Reply #44 on: May 25, 2010, 02:31:24 PM
Quote from: RiGgZ on May 25, 2010, 02:23:44 PM
Quote from: RearrangedReality on May 25, 2010, 02:22:57 PM
Quote from: Ramorethetho on May 25, 2010, 02:18:23 PM
His train was burnt for pirating at Bree taxi rank

thats a lie, the last person who got close to doing that got burnt by Toureg's flamethrower, it has a motion detector that works on solar and lunar power.

And used perm juice.

to fuel the flame on the burning body

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