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on: May 27, 2010, 04:19:06 PM
New Jack confiscated the letter L from the Shona language

New Jack was rejected while in the queue for auditions of the new season of Lost ‘cause “he missed the point”.

The director was heard joking about it saying, “I might have to change the title to ‘Lost: New Jack Island’”

I hear New Jack lost a bet, against himself.

Theres a new diet pill made made from concentrated gas of New Jack's losing spirit.

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Reply #1 on: May 27, 2010, 04:29:01 PM
LMAO
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Reply #2 on: May 27, 2010, 04:32:02 PM
New Jack lost his ability to start threads that people actually give a f*** about.

New Jack was featured on one episode of lost. And for that one episode, everybody on the island understood what was going on for the 1st time, exept for him. Then when he left, they were all lost again.
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Reply #3 on: May 27, 2010, 05:09:33 PM
previously thought to be impossible new jack has entered guiness book of records for most L's conceded in a month, Nas couldnt be reached for comment
« Last Edit: May 27, 2010, 05:13:28 PM by Lucifer »

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Reply #4 on: May 27, 2010, 05:18:21 PM
New Jack and his dad use to go in the back yard and throw around some Ls.

The Word is NEw Jack is due to star in a new Tv-drama about lesbian relationships.

Dude has his own line of analphabet soup.










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Reply #5 on: May 27, 2010, 05:47:38 PM
Quote from: RearrangedReality on May 27, 2010, 04:19:06 PM
New Jack confiscated the letter L from the Shona language

New Jack was rejected while in the queue for auditions of the new season of Lost ‘cause “he missed the point”.

The director was heard joking about it saying, “I might have to change the title to ‘Lost: New Jack Island’”

I hear New Jack lost a bet, against himself.

Theres a new diet pill made made from concentrated gas of New Jack's losing spirit.

WOW..bwaaaaaaaaaaaakakakakakaakaka....RR straighit killing dude.

I hear New Jack's gonna be on the cover of the next issue of L magazine
« Last Edit: May 27, 2010, 05:57:52 PM by K'niep Tang »
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Reply #6 on: May 27, 2010, 05:53:07 PM
Bloody L. New Jack is having an L of a time.
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Reply #7 on: May 27, 2010, 06:07:12 PM
Quote from: K'niep Tang on May 27, 2010, 05:47:38 PM

I hear New Jack's gonna be on the cover of the next issue of L magazine

hahah

The cover story title goes, "It aint Hard to catch, I excel"

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Reply #8 on: May 27, 2010, 06:13:53 PM
Quote from: RearrangedReality on May 27, 2010, 06:07:12 PM
Quote from: K'niep Tang on May 27, 2010, 05:47:38 PM

I hear New Jack's gonna be on the cover of the next issue of L magazine

hahah

The cover story title goes, "It aint Hard to catch, I exce-L"

FIXED!!!
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Reply #9 on: May 27, 2010, 07:06:14 PM
Quote from: K'niep Tang on May 27, 2010, 06:13:53 PM
Quote from: RearrangedReality on May 27, 2010, 06:07:12 PM
Quote from: K'niep Tang on May 27, 2010, 05:47:38 PM

I hear New Jack's gonna be on the cover of the next issue of L magazine

hahah

The cover story title goes, "It aint Hard to catch, I exce-L"

FIXED!!!

killer! hahahah!

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Reply #10 on: May 28, 2010, 09:45:13 AM
New Jack catch L everytime his analog watch is always on 3oclock

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Reply #11 on: May 28, 2010, 10:07:59 AM
Quote from: RearrangedReality on May 27, 2010, 04:19:06 PM
New Jack confiscated the letter L from the Shona language

New Jack was rejected while in the queue for auditions of the new season of Lost ‘cause “he missed the point”.

The director was heard joking about it saying, “I might have to change the title to ‘Lost: New Jack Island’”

I hear New Jack lost a bet, against himself.

Theres a new diet pill made made from concentrated gas of New Jack's losing spirit.
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Reply #12 on: May 31, 2010, 11:49:53 AM
New Jack  was caught in a roadblock because the L sign on his car was not visible enough!!!

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Reply #13 on: May 31, 2010, 12:12:30 PM
Quote from: Ezekiel 25:17 on May 31, 2010, 11:49:53 AM
New Jack  was caught in a roadblock because the L sign on his car was not visible enough!!!
Ha ha ha the nucca been drivin for 4 years and still has an L sign on the window...even has one on the windscreen just so you know who's behind ya!!!
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Reply #14 on: May 31, 2010, 12:52:03 PM
Quote from: Touareg on May 31, 2010, 12:12:30 PM
Ha ha ha the nucca been drivin for 4 years and still has an L sign on the window...even has one on the windscreen just so you know who's behind ya!!!

lol!
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