'ey man. blame my past simping ways nigga. I gotta be on that gin and drink o pop sometimes till i sort out my shit.
What did you do for these chicks kanti nawe?
ndizoy qala ngaphi nalento. masibe sisithi bayinqunqa imali yam straight. bahmbha nam kakuhle. I can believe I use to buy cigarettes I dont even smoke.
My xhosa isn't the best but I get it. Sho...I see they played you like a BEE!
I would advise you not to spend large amounts on a woman you're just dating.
Nucca wasnt even datin this chick...He was still on that "friend" tip hoping it would grow into something more...
Heartless bish called all her friends and distant relatives and threw an all weekend party...ON HIM...AT HIS HOUSE!!!
All the while givin the nucca the impression that he gon hit...Kuphi khona?
Yeah man...Its a jungle out there...
This situation reminds me of this scenario. got from some email
You have this xhosa girl from the eastern cape that you flirting with on
every day and she ends up coming over. this is how it happens happens :
She send you a call back and you call her she ask you what are you doing
on Saturday, excited you say nothing and you ask her why? She tells you
she can come over because there is Grey Houd leaving every Friday and go
back on Sunday mornings, again excited you say sure, now here are your
instructions from her:
-please buy me a return ticket
-please send me airtime to get in touch with you whilst on the way
-please contact Zoliswa and Vuyiswa my friends at Wits and ask them
directions and also say to them that I am on the way, that they should
also inform u Zolile.
You do all the above and every hr you receive a call back from her and you
chat a bit
She arrives in JHB and she again send you a call back, you fetch her
thinking that she's tired, you want to go home but she insist that you go
to her friends, they all clean up and you take them around and trying to
impress the friends you take them to the restaurant and you buy her
clothes and shoes, you name them and all of a sudden the friends suggest
that you throw her a surprise party and you tell them next time because it
its your 1st time with her but they convince you that it will not be long
and you agree, then they organise, the next thing the whole of Wits
students are filling your townhouse with their boyfriends, I am talking of
Nomvula, Nomthandazo,Nosipho, Mzwandile,Malusi, Sizwe, hey you name
them.......the next thing the whole place is full of eastern cape (XHOSAS)
the language is Xhosa,you do not even hear a word,the worst you are
braaiman and barman. At about 3:30 in the morning you switch off the radio
and you tell them that its late and your girlfriend has a bus to catch so
she needs to relax a bit, she stands up and say: do not worry sana ndaba
gqibela kudala ababantu so I will sleep in the bus, please put the radio
on, every time you ask her for a dance she's catching up with Zolile whom
she grew up with, the next thing they are dancing very close together. In
the morning at about 4:00 down, they tell you that she is going to take
shower at Nomvula's place and then Zolile will take her to Parkie, they
all leave.
Now,Thats the definition of *&(%$#@)!!![/b]
Do cats do such stupid things? yes they do. Judging from what RR did.
