Things That People Do That Annoy You.

[briCK]

I figured you know writting my annoyance in cyberspace might free my mind.

I was going to be specific and say blacks and females, but I figured why limit it incase others want to contribute.

While this is a friday thread i will have to tell you how it came about...

its lunch and these two dude are eating and chatting.


D1: U See me, na I , always make sure gore, when I speak I must be clear
D2: Le na, I can't stand diSnobs that speak English fela.
D1: Eya..le na it annoys me
D2: As black re twsantse to be proud of gore who we are.


They take a break to swallow pap they eating with a knife and fork..
by this point my steak egg and chips were no longer tasty, the bile was just surgin


a guy who icks up the trays pa**es and one of the two dude addresses him

D1: e baba!
Tray dude ignores him and keeps moving
D1:* LOUDER *  ebaba.

tray dude get annoed and tells him

TD: ungathi eBaba...mffffffffffffff........*and walks off*
D1: ke tswa ko kasi...and ko kasi we say eBaba..
TD: Asiko eLokshin la, sisemsebenzini kulumisa abantu kahle!
D1: nxa....my tswana is horendous but he says something to effect that he is from the farms
   and does not know shit about J etc etc..

Tray Boys snaps! and right hooks this faggot....

his boy stands there loling tryna tell Tray boy to chill but tray boy aint having it..

Inside all I can do is sing thugnificents "stomp him in the nuts" joint..

[The Angry Hand of God]

Speak, live, breathe etc.

[briCK]

so that encounter is littered with a plethora of annoyances so I figured I'll lis them and keep
adding to this list till I get to root of my annoyance.


1)  IF YOU ARE GOING TO SPEAK...STICK TO ONE LANGUAGE!!


I f***ing hate these black who think they are being proud blacks and HONESTLY belive they
speaking an African language by substituting an english verb here.

"Yo, mina You know I alway tell them ukuthi"

just look at the filth which is that sentance....that sentance means nothing..YOU HAVE joined
9 words to say absolutly nothing!

CHOOSE! if you address me as above i will speak English with you...and you will be
hard pressed to hear a single black word.

WHY DOES THIS ANNOY ME?

Simple...

A large number of blacks can't speak black languages if you are serious about it
practice buy a dictionary...put as much effort into it as u you do in English.

"Yo..I zolo a night we saw uMandla a driving his new car its so ..NAAICC...autlwa.....shooo he is luck waistie"

BITCH SHUT THE f*** UP PLEASE!

[RearrangedReality]

hahaha

[briCK]

2) EATING PAP WITH A KNIFE AND FORK..

There is nothing wrong with it at all AT ALL..can't say I have ever done it
I have spooned it up before...IT JUST f***ING IRRITATES me..

in this instance i think its coz I was heated already...its not about being "authentic black" (Panics words not mine you
will have to take the issue up with him for clarity)

its about being practical...

 PAP was not made to be eaten using anything but your monkey limbs...thats why I don't
eat PAP outside of "safe" environments...the same BLACKS..speakin divel were the same BLAKCS proud
to be "Na I am proud muSuthu...I eat pap even in the wererk invironmanet..ke muthu"

NIGGA PLEASE just choke already!

Eat chinese rice in front of a chinese person and use a spoon and I bet they annoyed as f*** too.

Chop stick it or hand it up!

pour your soup into a plate and watch the white man shake his head in disgust!

Chop stick it up on the Pasta and watch the Italina Waiter puke in your face.

use you tongs on Magubane's trotters on the fire and get a whip to the back


BE APPROPRIATE YOU f***!

[Boss]

Im seriously annoyed by attention sluts who always feel obliged to say something when no one is actually forcing them to. people who misuse words like.....actually, basically, u see, infact. motherfuker there like a thousand substitutes for each word. numb niggaz that greet u when they drunk only. chicks that bite during blow jobs

[briCK]

3) eZase Kasi!


where to begin!

there is nothing wrong with being a Kasi Boy..I don't admit it, but I lived about 10 accumilative years
in the Lokish...thats a third of my life..I am practically a Kasi boy.

But waering Kasi as a badge makes my blood BOIL.

"...f*** Suntin ... ngibuy'ekasi!"

" ...ezamarepha ziyakhinya azina vrrrrrrstaan! tina ekasi ziyawa"

"tina ekasi sikhluma isiZulu saselokshini...angichathwanga but still? "

" angiknqengi san...nyigwaza"

Nothing wrong with that!

DON'T use the language wrong get corrected then start accusing someon of
being backward and a language purist...

no..

what do you mean? ekucineni or ekugcineni oor ekqineni? 

but I still think I am fuming over those bastards its really no big deal!

[Alcohol Abuser]

Nyukkaz who leaves Bloem and go work in Jo'burg then come back speakin' jozi tall and bragging about how they hang at spots where celebrities frequent and get fcuked in the toilets and shit nyukka we don't give a fcuk we're happy by just being in bloem and watching celtic fcuk your jozi matter of fact nx!

[Lord Deacon Of Frost]

drunk scum who dont know the meaning of personal space f*** YOU NICCA I AINT TRYIN TO SMELL YOUR BLACK LABEL BREATH!!!

[Original Syn]

Loud muthaf***a neighbour wanna catch feelings when I ask him to not bump f***in SABC 3 at full volume at 3am on a Tuesday, but comes angry knocking when I got me some Stevie Wonder at moderate volume at midnight on a Saturday??!!!!!!!!
Who the f*** you is??
poes...

[Original Syn]

HOW THE f*** YOU HATE ON STEVIE??!!!!!

[1kind]

Smoke indoors. Muhf***a I don't want to get a lung carcinoma! Get an e-cigarette.

Big black guys wearing skinny jeans. You are not skinny and those jeans are not going to make you skinny. Your a** is too big...and OMG is that a belt you got on with those skinny jeans. Shame. Too bad your beer belly doesn't fit into such confined spaces. You look like a half-empty toothpaste.

House music on the radio during the day. I just came home from campus. I do not want to dance! Is it not enough that I can't go into town over the weekend without my ears being damaged by the sounds of this bundu-bash!

People who eat in the taxi. That KFC will clog your artery and you will have a heart attack. Then the taxi will get into an accident.

[briCK]

People who eat in the taxi.

yeah I hate that as much as people who insist on having a full blown convo
in the taxi

"Wait for me by our spot my frendo..ngiyeza...i am in the eTexini khona manje...i got something
to tell u Choma....ubriCK ...wait my mgane someone is calling i think ubriCK...bamba..wait
i'll send you a please call okay choma...or wait choma udrop ifone..anyway Choma ngisetexini
and omunye ubhudi is giving me the eye I think ngiyamcasula by speaking on the fone...sharp Choma..

oooo by the by ungakhohlwa ama Hunters Dry...sharp..."

[Blizzard]

Smoke indoors. Muhf***a I don't want to get a lung carcinoma! Get an e-cigarette.

This and colleagues who dont respond to your emails unless you copied the boss. Xhosa cats calling each other chap!!

[rob_one]

Editors who insert incorrect figures and facts into your copy after they've signed off on your most recent edits. Thank f*** for on-the-ball sub-editors who pick these things up.

Sorry. Journo rant.