Seeing as the month of the women is nearing an end
meaning the traffic in the kitchen is bout to increase
dramatically and all those dishes that have been accumulating in the
sink are about to feel the touch of the familiar soft expert touch.
I KID seriously.
Let me put you in perspective of how I relate to women, last weekend I was invited to a woman's day braai.
Coz they needed me to run errands, start the fire braai the meat, DJ(change CDs) , entertain the kids
and be the designated driver , Bouncer and just the shit Men do(or males do..same shit)
I was happy to do it, i might be easy to label me a female bashing misogynist as Uyanda referred to me as
and well to be honest I am not the most women friendly person..but f*** that!
Its cute to listen to India Arie and other unattractive females boosting other not so attractive women
BUT why at the expense of the female who is pretty and thinks she should bath at least twice a day,
fix her hair, leave the locks off, weave it up, nail polish and pretty much be that "hated wanna be white" bitch!
NO NO NO...
Why should we start loving natural sisters...if they refuse to brush they teeth, leave they hands to dry up
LOOK LOOK...
black woman even in the past have always been clean, soft and nice smelling BEFORE there were taps with running
water, so now we must feel sorry for Natural Sisters who have NO excuse to be unhygienic?
"mxm, its the freeze and weaves and light skin that makes her beautiful, I will not be a slave to the white-man"
I lol at bitches who say this and mean it!
WHAT? the white man made black men think that beautiful women are beautiful and the unclean frogs are unclean frogs?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....BITCH PLEASE!!!!
This is inspired by drinks I had yesterday with this girl who actually thinks I am "Mature, Well Groomed, Intelligent caring and compa**ionate!!!!" in a nutshell (Gay) LAWD!
we were talking bout beauty, she rocks a weave(RR you would love it! its looks real real human hair
I'll ask her for picture of it)
briCK: "Why do bitches feel the need to rock a weave to get a man
her : I rock a weave and I could give two shits what you think
briCK: I am not talking bout y..
her : NO I KNOW DICKHEADS LIKE YOU WH
briCK: Aye watch your mouth
her : NO
briCK:You ready to order
her : yeah
we continue our convo..