Beautiful Black Women!!!!

[briCK]

 


Seeing as the month of the women is nearing an end
meaning the traffic in the kitchen is bout to increase
dramatically and all those dishes that have been accumulating in the
sink are about to feel the touch of the familiar soft expert touch.


I KID seriously.


Let me put you in perspective of how I relate to women, last weekend I was invited to a woman's day braai.
Coz they needed me to run errands, start the fire braai the meat, DJ(change CDs) , entertain the kids
and be the designated driver , Bouncer and just the shit Men do(or males do..same shit)


I was happy to do it, i might be easy to label me a female bashing misogynist as Uyanda referred to me as
and well to be honest I am not the most women friendly person..but f*** that!


Its cute to listen to India Arie and other unattractive females boosting other not so attractive women
BUT why at the expense of the female who is pretty and thinks she should bath at least twice a day,
fix her hair, leave the locks off, weave it up, nail polish and pretty much be that "hated wanna be white" bitch!

NO NO NO...

Why should we start loving natural sisters...if they refuse to brush they teeth, leave they hands to dry up



LOOK LOOK...

black woman even in the past have always been clean, soft and nice smelling BEFORE there were taps with running
water, so now we must feel sorry for Natural Sisters who have NO excuse to be unhygienic?



"mxm, its the freeze and weaves and light skin that makes her beautiful, I will not be a slave to the white-man"

I lol at bitches who say this and mean it!

WHAT? the white man made black men think that beautiful women are beautiful and the unclean frogs are unclean frogs?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....BITCH PLEASE!!!!


This is inspired by drinks I had yesterday with this girl who actually thinks I am "Mature, Well Groomed, Intelligent caring and compa**ionate!!!!"  in a nutshell (Gay) LAWD!


we were talking bout beauty, she rocks a weave(RR you would love it! its looks real real human hair
I'll ask her for  picture of it)


briCK: "Why do bitches feel the need to rock a weave to get a man
her   : I rock a weave and I could give two shits what you think
briCK: I am not talking bout y..
her   : NO I KNOW DICKHEADS LIKE YOU WH
briCK: Aye watch your mouth
her   : NO
briCK:You ready to order
her   : yeah


we continue our convo..

[briCK]

Its like those chumps that get dumped for being boring and not cool..

always thinking at the back of they mind "uzong'khumbula mhla uphela amandla"

NO...she will be too f***ed to even remember your insignificant a**..!

Chill with the hate crimes!

[Papa ThReAdS]

Its becoming more and more apparent that briCK is "THE" ultimate poster boy for simps.

briCK...God Simp!

[briCK]

hows playing with little boys ...

rephrase..

how is being a role model to fatherless boys because they mothers were tramps who did
not know how treat they men , now they bitter and wanna poisen little boys into becoming
effeminate future men!

I aint spending none of my my money..a simp would be paying .. i get "special" favours

and since i am not intrested in getting head from a bitter male bashing hoe! I get free shoes,shirts,
VIP tickets and all the good shit resourceful women have,,

if thats simping then f*** pimping!

Simping is the new pimping!

[Boss]

me i dont f*** with these broads who chose not to wear make up and bath daily coz they wana be potray themselves as pure natural chicks.

i could careless about a black broad, only thing i want froma broad is her to be clean. simple. no dry afro and shit. rock that weave but please don apply too much hair lotion il f***ing vomit on your head.

so basically, unclean broads are not cool and off my  interest.

bitch u can use my dunhill perfume atleast!!!

[briCK]

me i dont f*** with these broads who chose not to wear make up and bath daily coz they wana be potray themselves as pure natural chicks.

i could careless about a black broad, only thing i want froma broad is her to be clean. simple. no dry afro and shit. rock that weave but please don apply too much hair lotion il f***ing vomit on your head.

so basically, unclean broads are not cool and off my  interest.

bitch u can use my dunhill perfume atleast!!!

sigh

[Boss]

nothing nasty than a white unclean broad. excuse me when i was in high school i thaught all white chicks are sweet clean

now i got this white girl standing in front of me in this ATM cue smelling like raw onion and rotten eggs.

but she hopped out of a beamer so u telling me she cant afford a fuking lux soap?

white girls are smelly as fuk,i prefer the black broad who is heaviy influenced by reggae and who doesnt wash regulary but stays high all the fuking time.

"come il base ur dreadlocks"

[briCK]

nothing nasty than a white unclean broad. excuse me when i was in high school i thaught all white chicks are sweet clean

BLASPHEMY...someone kill this black! how dare you talk foul of the causcasion goddess

[Papa ThReAdS]

Truth be told, if the pundit dont smell, we gonna smash it.
Even ugly bishes are exempt under international nyamming law.

[briCK]

the foulest punny i have sniffed was off a seriously HOT chick...she looked clean, smelt clean.

I sweated (poor pun) her a** long and hard and when she eventually gave in I thought I was gon die.

when she dropped her jeans I could smell it...i was conflicted...my dick did the job he refused to rise to the occasion on some.."f*** that I aint going in there!"

[The Angry Hand of God]

bitch u can use my dunhill perfume atleast!!!

So, now I have to throw out four bottles of Dunhill cologne.

[Touareg]

the foulest punny i have sniffed was off a seriously HOT chick...she looked clean, smelt clean.

I sweated (poor pun) her a** long and hard and when she eventually gave in I thought I was gon die.

when she dropped her jeans I could smell it...i was conflicted...my dick did the job he refused to rise to the occasion on some.."f*** that I aint going in there!"

Dude its rude to refuse poon...You need to be nice to the ladies...
Just make sure you have your widows open, some air freshner handy...Apologise for it being stuffy while spraying the freshner...Get back to the nyamming...then tell her nicely to get the f*** out and take the linen with( That's if you made the mistake of nyamming her on your bed in the first place)

Get your "stinking poon nyamming" game up.

[briCK]

the foulest punny i have sniffed was off a seriously HOT chick...she looked clean, smelt clean.

I sweated (poor pun) her a** long and hard and when she eventually gave in I thought I was gon die.

when she dropped her jeans I could smell it...i was conflicted...my dick did the job he refused to rise to the occasion on some.."f*** that I aint going in there!"

Dude its rude to refuse poon...You need to be nice to the ladies...
Just make sure you have your widows open, some air freshner handy...Apologise for it being stuffy while spraying the freshner...Get back to the nyamming...then tell her nicely to get the f*** out and take the linen with( That's if you made the mistake of nyamming her on your bed in the first place)

Get your "stinking poon nyamming" game up.

sometimes bein nice is overatted...

I have burnt linen...GOOD linen at that! why?
cos she did not tell me she was bleeding...oh this is a different female...

Once you can turning down pussy once! know that you are now in a whole different league..

its empowering specially if she has to beg ....


step your "its fine i have had pussy before, so i don't need you as a notch in upping
my numbers I have got to a point where , its okay to say no, I am not in the mood
i too can be a grown man like briCK controlled by shit bigger than pussy smelly oen at that" game up!

[The Angry Hand of God]

[Original Syn]

and since i am not intrested in getting head from a bitter male bashing hoe!

Seconded: way too much teeth

if thats simping then f*** pimping!

Simping is the new pimping!

Watch your mouth now brick, don't make me have to choke a bitch