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eyo is it me or u take a lot of time to cum during sex if uve had too much whiskey, brandy or black label?  swear to god this happens more often nowadays, some bitch said i ad viagra before the smash and she told that to her friends, i had no choice but to spit on semi-blonde afro.

i will not drink marzn again, its too much for a skinny cat.

i insist heinekein and castle lite are nice (f*** the larger that shit wreckes my throat)
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People still buy booze based on its alcohol content?

I thought we stopped doing that after high school.


and the shit i drank because of the percentage, some tasted like cough mixture, some purple and burned my throat, some creamy cream but still tasted like shit...those interhouses tendencies, spending your tuck money at the bottle store...the tallest, dumbest one goes in with the school track top worn inside out.


Fo real...its like I was pulled over at roadblock...the cops asks...have you been drink...to which i say yes...

he asks what?

I says Guiness Draught....he give the  ??? the f*** is that look...
and he asks whats the percentage..i burst out loling and told him I am not in High School...THAT got my
disrespectful a** breatherlyzed but I keep mustard in the car BITCH!.
So I pa**ed that shit took off loling straight to the next Pub!
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Guinness is God.

I am surprised that no one else drinks Dreher.

I was tempted to try dreher last night but ended up reaching for the windhoek draught next to it maybe next time I still need to try grohlsch too

That not good enough for ya?


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People still buy booze based on its alcohol content?

I thought we stopped doing that after high school.


and the shit i drank because of the percentage, some tasted like cough mixture, some purple and burned my throat, some creamy cream but still tasted like shit...those interhouses tendencies, spending your tuck money at the bottle store...the tallest, dumbest one goes in with the school track top worn inside out.


Fo real...its like I was pulled over at roadblock...the cops asks...have you been drink...to which i say yes...

he asks what?

I says Guiness Draught....he give the  ??? the f*** is that look...
and he asks whats the percentage..i burst out loling and told him I am not in High School...THAT got my
disrespectful a** breatherlyzed but I keep mustard in the car BITCH!.
So I pa**ed that shit took off loling straight to the next Pub!

LMAO! Does mustard work. I hear salt helps. I also hear that a mouthwash helps. Talk people.


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sucking on copper coins also works.

money is dirty but apparently sucking on a 5cent coin will work best.

I aint never tried it my self...but the Mustard has been what i used for the ALL the tim.
MOUTH wash I doubt it but I dunno!

Ginger will mask the smell...but dunno bout a Breathalyzer!
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I doubt that there is any proper way to fool a breathalyser.

Mouthwashes usually contain alcohol, so they would actually make you score higher.

Only possible way I can think of, is maybe sucking on activated charcoal tablets, but then you'll have a black mouth.

I found this on Wiki:

Breath testers can be very sensitive to temperature, for example, and will give false readings if not adjusted or recalibrated to account for ambient or surrounding air temperatures. The temperature of the subject is also very important.[citation needed]
Breathing pattern can also significantly affect breath test results. One study found that the BAC readings of subjects decreased 11–14% after running up one flight of stairs and 22–25% after doing so twice. Another study found a 15% decrease in BAC readings after vigorous exercise or hyperventilation. Hyperventilation for 20 seconds has been shown to lower the reading by approximately 32%. On the other hand, holding one's breath for 30 seconds can increase the breath test result by about 28%.[citation needed]
Some breath analysis machines a**ume a hematocrit (cell volume of blood) of 47%. However, hematocrit values range from 42 to 52% in men and from 37 to 47% in women. A person with a lower hematocrit will have a falsely high BAC reading.
Research indicates that breath tests can vary at least 15% from actual blood alcohol concentration. An estimated 23% of individuals tested will have a BAC reading higher than their true BAC. Police in Victoria, Australia, use breathalyzers that give a recognized 20% tolerance on readings. Noel Ashby, former Victoria Police a**istant Commissioner (Traffic & Transport), claims that this tolerance is to allow for different body types.[11]




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Mouth wash contains alcohol. I dont think its a good idea to use that shit when you are facing the breathalizer
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Yeah mouthwash sounds stupid...

I dunno if mustard works but when I am lit I am cocky and have unbelievable
confidence that mind over machine takes PLACE..I refuse to be aressted!

BUT i almost got arrested on Sat morning at around 3am., I was quite drunk and I normally don't drink and drive
but I had to pick some girl who had a fight with her boyfriend...problem is this girl in particular brings out the
simp in me as a result I will not continue the simp tale!
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relapsed. I me a whole lot of black labels on saturday at the Pa** event because I spent two hours without finding a corkscrew for my wine bottles. I got tired of watching other people drinking and having a great time.  ;D

I swear I will never touch beer again after this though.

hey something wrong with Black Label though. the following day my body would not tolerated it when i tried drinking it. I was starting to feel sick then i stopped and started drinking water. maybe i should have eaten enough before I drank it?



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i f***s with black label cautiously, it has left me in some less that desirable situation's, i totally respect it.

plus the hangover aint nothing to joke with.

i take 2 maybe 3 and i dip. 
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relapsed.

GREAT!! So i a**ume you f***ed a girl!

Drinking black korts on consecutive days will f*** you up!

at least it does me!

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relapsed.

GREAT!! So i a**ume you f***ed a girl!


I let one of the most horrible ex-girls kiss me. she hotter than a motherf***er though, daym! What I'm proud of is that I refused to go home with her. I told her no, I ain't having it. :)

However, I could have easily slipt because there were two women I thought would be my weakness. they were everywhere i was the whole weekend. one of them has this gay friend who told me im a slow when he hinted to me that she wants me. *dont be slow now* "Dont be slow now"

I will say she is my weakness because one of these days it will happen. Anna please help me out now. help me avoid this.



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I let one of the most horrible ex-girls kiss me. she hotter than a motherf***er though, daym! What I'm proud of is that I refused to go home with her. I told her no, I ain't having it. :)

brck would be so proud of u

However, I could have easily slipt because there were two women I thought would be my weakness. they were everywhere i was the whole weekend. one of them has this gay friend who told me im a slow when he hinted to me that she wants me. *dont be slow now* "Dont be slow now"

I will say she is my weakness because one of these days it will happen. Anna please help me out now. help me avoid this.


u cant have done all that work to succumb to this here. say no, say "Hoe No"

lol!
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I let one of the most horrible ex-girls kiss me. she hotter than a motherf***er though, daym! What I'm proud of is that I refused to go home with her. I told her no, I ain't having it. :)

brck would be so proud of u

However, I could have easily slipt because there were two women I thought would be my weakness. they were everywhere i was the whole weekend. one of them has this gay friend who told me im a slow when he hinted to me that she wants me. *dont be slow now* "Dont be slow now"

I will say she is my weakness because one of these days it will happen. Anna please help me out now. help me avoid this.


u cant have done all that work to succumb to this here. say no, say "Hoe No"

lol!

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I didnt see that one coming. haha! ey bra its gonna be hard, she too hot, even more interesting she taller than me. she models too I think. how am I gonna avoid this. let wait and see.

ey you know what f*** this shit. im not touching her. I'm starting to feel at peace now that I've been avoiding these women so let me now invite trouble to my life.

oh theres another i said no to but will talk about her in the future.



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I am somewhat conflicted...

advising guys and giving tip and examples of avoiding pussy has some homosexual under tones
not to mention creating more female enemies! its not enough that there gay guys denying
females dick, no!!!! briCK is starting a cult movemnet to shun pussy!

BITCHES COULD JUST THROTTLE ME...

Random Bitch: Hi RR you don't have to do or say shit! point me to the room!
RR: No Hoe!!
RB: No hoe what?
RR: I aint having those pussy walls
RB: YOU TURNING FREE PUSSY DOWN? I KNOW YOU AINT GAY BUT WHY?
RR: briCK taught me to have a back bone!
RB: dark skinned full of shit pussy turning down briCK?
RR: One and only
RB: Next time you see that motherf***er just remmind him has been added to [ENTER AREA CODE] female hitlist!
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