Bigger L - Being a Virgin or Smashing Ugly Chicks?

[Lord Deacon Of Frost]

Would you ralther not get any @ all or be the guy that pipes ugly tricks. I find it hard to consider this a win but I think it's far better than the L you take when hogging(fat bishes), or even worse - smashing ugly chicks, at least IMHO. Anyways, this graph shows what I'm talking about.



On a scale of



to



I think it's clear that there is an arbitrary point where it's much better to use your hand and think of Esther (almost zero Fugliness) than to put your salami in the sausage wallet of someone closer to the Maya Angelou side of the fugliness spectrum. And even before the masturbation point there lies a point where braggability ceases to exist - I believe somewhere in between Raven Symone and Snooki (depending on who you hang out with - I would totally brag to my buddies that I f***ed Snooki but not mention it to family). So in all this, I guess what I am saying it it seems very possible that remaining a virgin just might be less of an L than sticking it in Maya Angelou's purple pooper hole (as poetic as that sounds).


Thoughts?

[Papa ThReAdS]

Id smash an ugly bish...EASY

[Papa ThReAdS]

Matter fact, id gladly take the L for smashing an ugly bish, over not getting any at all. As long as nobody knows who iv been sticking pipe to.

I do have some form of standards though. I wouldnt pipe a crusty bish. Hell, i wouldnt pipe a super hot crusty bish, if her armpits smelled like a mongolian army, and the smell of her pussy alone gave you a bad taste in your mouth. In this case, il settle for the masturbatory L.

[Lord Deacon Of Frost]

damn doggy If YOU f***ing an ugly chick that YOU KNOW is ugly just to say you f***ing, you lost.

[Papa ThReAdS]

damn doggy If YOU f***ing an ugly chick that YOU KNOW is ugly just to say you f***ing, you lost.

Nigga do you read? I said as long as no one knew. Why would i be telling people im piping drainage gunk?

[Lord Deacon Of Frost]

damn doggy If YOU f***ing an ugly chick that YOU KNOW is ugly just to say you f***ing, you lost.

Nigga do you read? I said as long as no one knew. Why would i be telling people im piping drainage gunk?

damn chill nigga

[briCK]

f***ing Ugly bishes lowers your standard in the long run and is REALLY a f***ing bad look, unmotivated
its lazy GROSS and obscene!


I mentioned recently that a true test of your manhood is your ability to turn down pussy
and not feel awkward about it..I tell a ugly hoe straight up that it aint happening.

if you can smash an ugly hoe, it means you can spit "some" level of game..so why not
practice spitting game with these frogs and use it to smash dimes!

i'll take dry dick over Troll Residue on my dick!

[General Ratzinger van Stilzkin]

damn doggy If YOU f***ing an ugly chick that YOU KNOW is ugly just to say you f***ing, you lost.

Nigga do you read? I said as long as no one knew. Why would i be telling people im piping drainage gunk?

damn chill nigga

lol!

[briCK]

"Drainage gunk"

ICE COLD!

[Lord Deacon Of Frost]

f***ing Ugly bishes lowers your standard in the long run and is REALLY a f***ing bad look, unmotivated
its lazy GROSS and obscene!


I mentioned recently that a true test of your manhood is your ability to turn down pussy
and not feel awkward about it..I tell a ugly hoe straight up that it aint happening.

if you can smash an ugly hoe, it means you can spit "some" level of game..so why not
practice spitting game with these frogs and use it to smash dimes!

i'll take dry dick over Troll Residue on my dick!

c/s my game isnt even that tight and I can say ANY nigga can stick his dick in a ugly broad or a cheap crackhead.  Losing your virginity don't mean shit.  It don't even take work.  f***ing a bitch that look like Larry Holmes just because it feel good or you're bored or you just wanna get it over with = LAUCE.

[The Angry Hand of God]

I don't consider being a virgin a loss at all. There is even something admirable about it.

Really...

I do consider piping an ug a loss though. It is super easy getting some, from average or moderate chicks to hot ones.

[K'niep Tang]

I don't consider being a virgin a loss at all. There is even something admirable about it.

Really...

I do consider piping an ug a loss though. It is super easy getting some, from average or moderate chicks to hot ones.

Co-sign, but only if it's out of choice. If you're tryna smash and not getting any, there's nothing admirable about it.

[briCK]

Male Virgins are always suspect to me!

LOOK!!!! for you call me a homophobe or nothing..but when guys hit puberty, the dick needs to be wetted period!

So a male virgin is a mystery to me! !!!

only soft niggaz who don't go through puberty properly make it through those years without pussy
the testersterone level at pubety make for a torid time which end with a nigga f***ing something!

BUT after puberty choosing a celibate life over trolls is truly admirable!