we had a bachelor party a few years ago, one of my homie's took one of the girls(prostitute) out for drinks, even though he was still gonna pay for her time/sex. will never forget this. I still haven't laughed about this in front of him because I think he might catch feelings. I cant get over this man, its too funny. hahaha
Similar but different think happened to me!
some dude is having a house warming. Now these stripper bitches look like regualr hoes when out of uniform.
so the dude hosting a work mate brings her as his "woman"
never in my life have I been so conflickted..
the thing is I am a really value for my money at the strip club type cat so I knew ALLLLLL the stripper not by name or bullshit stripper name (Crystal, Noxy, Nomvula, Nozinto, Jugs, Trrrrrrr) but i know the hoes and they knew me coz I would always be following them around to get closeups of they a**ets...
I think I need to hit Malasha this weekend!
Anyway...
this nigga is walking hand in hand with this trollop! she see me get un-comfy...she ambushes me talking bout PLIZ don't blow my cover, i'll suck your dick and we can f***! I got a good thing going type shit...
Belive it or not Ms Jones I am moraly sensitive and correct...as appealing as the offer was my concious told me it would be wrong for too many reason.
now tell the dude or not?
is it my BI?
So i figure let me throw a lifeline.
I ask the nigga at work after the party have you ever been to Calabash...he asks what it is I tell him!
i dunno what happened after that I left the company that month end never seen the dude since so who know maybe he has little stripper kids...or in jail for murder!
*shrugs*
