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Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes

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I was asking my Zulu friend if he gots some Xhosa jokes their grandfathers always told when they chillin with fam always around about xhosas,he said they have but i must start first!

‎18 zulu men went 2 the bar n the xhosa guy asked, kutheni nihamba niyi 18? zulu guyz replied because no under 18 peoples allowed. ;D
He was so cross with me he also said his xhosa jokes!!  Guys do you have ones to share??


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2 guys are sitting and chatting, one is Xhosa the other Zulu
Xhosa  guy Burps, then he says Awuu yabhodla indoda... Then he says to the Zulu guy ukuba ibinguwe ntshontsho lika Shaka ubungasoze uthi yabhodla indoda...
Zulu guy says: ukhe uve ezindabeni kuthwa: Kungingqike itekisi kwashona abantu abawu four neXhosa elilodwa  ;D ;D ;D
i'll resurect ur still born fetus and kill it again....


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2 guys are sitting and chatting, one is Xhosa the other Zulu
Xhosa  guy Burps, then he says Awuu yabhodla indoda... Then he says to the Zulu guy ukuba ibinguwe ntshontsho lika Shaka ubungasoze uthi yabhodla indoda...

Ha ha ha ha...Got a friend of mine that says somethin like this all the time, on some "Yabhodl' indoda...babiyinzule bizoz'kakela" ;D
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Ha ha ha ha...Got a friend of mine that says somethin like this all the time, on some "Yabhodl' indoda...babiyinzule bizoz'kakela" ;D

I seriously didnt want to commment on this thread for a good reason but this right here is funny! LOL!


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Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu   >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''
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Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu   >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''

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Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu   >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''

iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.


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Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu   >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''

iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.

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Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu   >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''

iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.

Ubhatel' iR10 ngayo. 8)
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Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu   >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''

iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.

Ubhatel' iR10 ngayo. 8)

hahah! good one there Mrs Jones


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Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu   >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''

iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.

CEKE

Lmao, this killed me. Ayikwazi ukubanda ceke ibanda nkce (as in umkhenkce), eba ceke yeluhlaza, lol. ey.
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