Some funny shit there,Will check the book out!!
Some Excerpt from the book:
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Mobb Deep @ the G-unit Camp50 said: "I'm not going to do it all for you. As a matter of fact, I'm not doing anymore features on any of y'all songs or videos because I'm carrying all the weight. Y'all have to start pulling your own weight. Yo Buck! You there? You heard what I said?"
Buck mumbled through the speakerphone: "Yeah I'm here. Don't worry 50, I'm the cleanup man. I got hits on this album. We good"
That was some real disrespectuful, cocky sh*t he just said, I thought to myself. What, is he trying to say his sh*t is better than 50 Cent, Mobb Deep, Yayo and Banks? Buck used the wrong choice of words, as far I'm concerned. Then 50 continued: "Yayo was locked up and his album was on hold until he got out. He missed a lot of big promotion while he was gone but he did what he had to do when he got home."
Yayo cut in and said: "I'm not complaining about album sales man. I'm good. Whatever needs to be done, I'm doing it."
Then 50 said: "Look at what P just did with his videos on the internet. He shot a video for a mix CD song on his own. He's not waiting for me to help him, he's pushing himself, making himself hot. Niggas need to be doing sh*t like that."
Then Banks came out of the left field and said: "What? Is this meeting all about me? Because you seem to be focused on me the most."
"No, it's not about you." 50 said. "I'm talking to everybody, but you need to start doing your promo work before you start complaining about your album sales. I want everybody in here to look under the table and tell me what you see."
Everybody looked under the table, confused. "I don't see nobody rocking G-Unit sneakers." 50 said. "I see Gucci, Louis, Fendi, Timberland but I pay your endorsement check every month to wear G-Unit."
50 made that endorsement deal with Yayo, Banks, Buck and maybe Olivia before Mobb Deep came around. We weren't a part of that deal so he wasn't talking to us. "From now on, I'm deading that deal so you won't get your checks anymore." 50 said. "So y'all can forget about that."
Wow, I thought. If 50 gave us that deal, I would've worn G-Unit to sleep at night and in my casket. Buck mumbled over the phone once more: "I got this 50, me and Spider Loc is going hard. I'm the cleanup man, trust me." Buck needed to shut up and listen to what was being said. He needed to hand in a good album instead of talking all that cleanup man sh*t.
"This nigga is fronting." Banks jumped in and said. "He ain't happy. Ain't nobody happy with this label." Banks slammed his fitted cap on the table and sit back on the chair.
"Oh yeah?" 50 looked at Banks and said. "You wanna bounce like Game and start your own label? I got you. I'll call my lawyer and tell him to get you a deal over at Geffen and you can do your own thing from now on." Banks stormed out of the meeting.
A week later 50 dropped Olivia and M.O.P. from the label.
JADAKISS LOL!!!!!
Talking about Jadakiss: As I'm asking for the strawberries I hear a very strange sound. It sounds like the mixture of a hawk screech and a hyena busting a nut. I turn around and see a lil bald black ***** laughing. I don't recognize the ***** but my ***** Big Noyd pokes me and is like, "Oh sh*t, thats the ***** Kiss." I'm like "Gene Simmons is black?" Noyd looks at me like I'm silly, so I'm about to snuff the *****, but then he says "Nah *****, Jadakiss."
So I'm like "Word?". The ***** Kiss beckons me to come over to his table, and he got a couple bi*ches there. But I'm clumsy and I forget about the ***** i knocked out and i trip over his body, spilling syrup all over me. I get up ready to shoot any ***** who laughs but the ***** Kiss is like "fu*k that *****, come through to the crib, these bi*ches love syrup and sh*t.
We get to the crib and I'm like "Ayo kiss, where the bathroom?" ***** points to this door that look something like a time portal from Stargate Atlantis or some sh*t and tells me I can take whatever linen shorts I want.
I walk up to the sh*t, flip the light switch and walk in. I'm about to take my shirt off when Kiss walks into the bathroom smiling hard as fu*k. I'm about to reach for my burner cause I seen that smile before at Rikers and I ain't having that sh*t. But before I could blast the ***** he says "Watch This". He reaches over the sink, and the sh*t does some eye scan sh*t to the *****, and , THIS ***** WHOLE BATHTUB LIFTED UP AND ROTATED. My ***** Kiss just said "AHA!" and walked out, and two white bi*ches walked in naked, took they pins out and they hair fell down to they calves. Then all three of us took a shower.
2PAC
Talking about Pac
I grew up in a poor section of Queens, but that doesn't mean I don't understand and appreciate art. So I managed to escape the projects and the weed smoke for a second. I was heading to the studio.
So I pull up in my Honda and get out to grab my bag sitting in the trunk.
While I was digging for my bag, a black Benz pulled up and I can hear the song "I Get Around" screaming from inside of the car. The door swung open and a cloud of smoke followed. It was 2pac and he was carrying a bag as well.
So I'm sort of star struck because me and Hav didn't even have a deal or an album out at this point. Pac is reaching for something under his shirt, I guess he thought I was there to rob him or something. "What you reaching for? I'm a fan," I said. "*****, I've been coming to this dance studio for 2 years, I ain't never seen a ***** in here," Pac said. I had to explain to Pac I was a skilled ballerina. "Nah, *****, I got skills, " I told Pac.
So Pac was laughing at me for a second, his bodyguards frisked me. They checked my bag and saw that I was serious. "Show me what you got *****," Pac said. So me and Pac square off in the middle of the dance floor and one of the trainers cued the music from the Nutcracker. So I stand up on my toes and leap into the air, Pac's mouth dropped. "Damn, *****, you really are nice."
When Pac started dancing I knew I had lost. Pac was spinning around the room, I never seen a ***** from the hood move so elegantly.
When we were finished Pac gave me his number and told me to hit him up if he ever wanted to square up again.
