CALLING ALL FEMALE ARTIST

[Anonymous]

CALLING ALL FEMALE ARTIST - FEMALE ALL STARS PRESENTS MIXTAPE VOL.1

The promoters of Ladies Night, London´s biggest all female PA and open mic monthly night bring to you their Female All Stars Mixtape Vol.1 (2005). We are taking all genres of music. Worldwide Submission: Labels, A & R´s, Management, and Artists should send in their tracks, jingles, freestyle, poems/spoken word, songs, beatboxing on a CD to:  Female All Stars, Mixtape Submission, Po Box 34535, London SE15 2YP England



We are also looking for female DJ´s´ to mix/host a Mixtape, and graphic artist for CD cover art work for information on how to get involved drop us an email on info@femaleallstars.com Quoting FAS_MixTape_2004

[Naturelle]

Big ups to peeps like y´all.
WIll mos def try to hook up a lil sumin and also spread the word.

ONE.

[MaddStone]

Hey nat, yeah, get that stuff out there.We wanna hear ur stuff. :-]

[BHLAKHROZE]

mmmmmm...
maybe, just maybe...
thanks.

[Naturelle]

come on ms roze, the world needs to hear you.

[BHLAKHROZE]

in time...dude, right now, me im scared.


[ This message was edited by: BHLAKHROZE on 22-11-2004 10:24 ]

[norman_bates]

can i come?!? can i come?!? i am a female too, in fact i´m a lesbian. i´ll just have to tuck my dick between my legs and VOILA! - INSTANT CAMEL TOE, UNPRECEDENTED! i can also sound like a ladies, just need one of the ladies to twist my nads in all directions and i promise i´ll sound like a ladies. :-]  :-]

GOOD MORNING PEOPLE!

morning glory is the best, now i don´t have to waste time fantasizing about my friend´s sister to get a bone - i can just go on and spank the monkey! ooohhh so crazy!  :-]

[Dpleezy]

come on rozey,, it´s time to represent!  8-)

[BHLAKHROZE]

...and then there was Mr Norman Bates.

[norman_bates]

Top of the morning to you too Ms Roze! * norman tilts his hat towards bhlakhroze and blows her a kiss even though what he´d ideally love to do to her is ....*

by the way i am lesbian, and if you is a woman then i would love to explore the extent of my lesbianism with you and maybe two of your friends! :-]

[BHLAKHROZE]

* the roze, who has been known to not fraternize with rude young boys, stretches out her hand, ever so cooly and catches the kiss*

Norman, norman, norman - firstly why would i wanna get on with a girl named Norman - i mean chances!
but u ask so nicely, u know, ill see what i can do for you...

fine print: offer does not include the bhlakhroze, naturally

[norman_bates]

 :-Y  :-Y  :-Y  :-Y  :-W

[BHLAKHROZE]

 :-]  :-]  :-]

[norman_bates]

 8-)  8-)  8-)  * naturally norman is pissed off at first, but then sanity prevails and he goes on to explain to little miss rozey...* just because i´m lesbian does not mean i´m a girl. here i was thinking that if you loved girls and girls alone you´re considered to be lesbian. i guess i was wrong.

the hell with fine print and let me educate you on the finer points of multiple orgasms. i´m a cream-pie technician  - i can make your pie cream. get it while the going´s still good, some lady might snap me up in a flash - LADIES! :-]  :-]

* norman can see Ms Roze mulling it over in her head, she licks her lips in anticipation - oh no, she just licking her lips because they are dry and she just ran out of labello. * :-]

[BHLAKHROZE]

* ´little miss rozey (in your own words) fixes a cold stare on the irritating, short man, tugging at her skirt. The crowd gasps in pure disbelief as he turns into parktown prawn. She smiles sweetly and continues along her way *

You´ve shared tales of your skills with all and sundry, quite easily (do i detect a complex maybe Norm?) * stroking what ´appears´ to be hair on what ´appears´ to be a human head - come closer Norm, you can talk to me (hehehe) *

For my on personal amusement, let me know if there are any takers...