anyone up 4 a battle

Envie · **on:** May 24, 2005, 12:19:00 AM

yo i am new in this here ryte so i juss wanna brawl wit anyone interested....haller

born · **Reply #1 on:** May 24, 2005, 12:24:50 AM

most people are probably in bed, its quite late. if their not, like me, they are probably tired of that request. its reaching the honorary disgust me state jus like the phrase " are you south african?" WTF, i hate it when people ask me that question. Anyway, welcome to AG, enjoy your stay here.

norman_bates · **Reply #2 on:** May 24, 2005, 09:26:43 AM

" THE NORM "

Hi, my name is norman_bates and i'm a raging alcoholic! actually i was born with FAS (Fetal Alcohol Syndrome) because my mother was a pron star who would masturbate with a bottle of gordon's dry gin with the gin still full inside while she was six months pregnant. i would have been born seven months prematurely if it wasn't for the bottles that my slut mother shoved up her well-ridden c***, which got me too wasted to make an early entrance into the world - and there was the added benefit that i could get wasted without any reprimand or submission into numerous rehab clinics like some famous jazz musicians and kwaito washouts.
so i can actually blame my mother for being so f***ed up unlike michael jackson, and all those other washed-up movie star hasbeens like mccauley culkin and the red-headed dude from the partridge family, danny bonaduce.
i'm afraid of catholic priests because they've for so long lead to believe that being sodomised is an acquired taste and one to constantly keep acquiring. i'm afraid of rabis because they collect foreskins (much like xhosa rites pa**age initiators) and use them as zulu bangles or pinkie rings. i remember at my bar mitzvah i caught two rabis f***ing my retarded cousin and the spastic that he is, he was frothing at the mouth and jolting all over place and they thaught he was enjoying it. i kept quiet because they said they would waive my reading from the torah and haftara and there would be an icelandic stripper at my mitzvah.

:lol: :wink:

the brand® · **Reply #3 on:** May 24, 2005, 02:32:32 PM

YUP DATS ONE SIK TWISTED KID RITE DERE...........

Anthony · **Reply #4 on:** May 24, 2005, 03:20:00 PM

welcome back.what's up bates? :lol:

Lord Deacon Of Frost · **Reply #5 on:** May 24, 2005, 03:20:51 PM

Quote from: "norman_bates"

" THE NORM "

Hi, my name is norman_bates and i'm a raging alcoholic! actually i was born with FAS (Fetal Alcohol Syndrome) because my mother was a pron star who would masturbate with a bottle of gordon's dry gin with the gin still full inside while she was six months pregnant. i would have been born seven months prematurely if it wasn't for the bottles that my slut mother shoved up her well-ridden c***, which got me too wasted to make an early entrance into the world - and there was the added benefit that i could get wasted without any reprimand or submission into numerous rehab clinics like some famous jazz musicians and kwaito washouts.
so i can actually blame my mother for being so f***ed up unlike michael jackson, and all those other washed-up movie star hasbeens like mccauley culkin and the red-headed dude from the partridge family, danny bonaduce.
i'm afraid of catholic priests because they've for so long lead to believe that being sodomised is an acquired taste and one to constantly keep acquiring. i'm afraid of rabis because they collect foreskins (much like xhosa rites pa**age initiators) and use them as zulu bangles or pinkie rings. i remember at my bar mitzvah i caught two rabis f***ing my retarded cousin and the spastic that he is, he was frothing at the mouth and jolting all over place and they thaught he was enjoying it. i kept quiet because they said they would waive my reading from the torah and haftara and there would be an icelandic stripper at my mitzvah.

:lol: :wink:

Arrest this nigga!! :lol: :lol:

Dpleezy · **Reply #6 on:** May 24, 2005, 07:05:17 PM

the place hasn't been the same without you norm

Blak Kurrent · **Reply #7 on:** May 25, 2005, 02:50:39 PM

8O

WTF... either your insanely twisted or your from a sick and twisted dimension. Or worse, it could be both.

8O

authentic · **Reply #8 on:** July 03, 2005, 04:22:28 PM

ya can get it on wit mie

iLL_eG0_AL13n · **Reply #9 on:** July 03, 2005, 05:25:25 PM

LMAO@Norm GENIUS!!!

authentic · **Reply #10 on:** July 11, 2005, 06:32:38 PM

so what ya sayin mayne ya wanna do this or wat?