Love Theory

Sunshine · **on:** February 25, 2005, 03:55:40 PM

I think that there are three things which run this planet:

Desire for Power
Desire for Wealth
and Pheromones.

Pheromones are those horribly wonderful chemicals which cause us to be attracted to other people.
These chemicals are really devious and subversive. They dictate how much time you want to spend with some guy and cause you to get all gooey eyed in their presence.

Do you know that some evil people even sell pheromones in little spray form? And the women really do flock!!

And these horribly wonderful chemicals cause us to do and say the dumbest things all because nature wants you get your thing on with that person and make a baby.

And humans don't even realise just how animal we are. Apparently we smell these things being given off by a potential partner and then every time we see the person our body detects them like a damn radar in search for a mate.

I mean, i think pheromones can be blamed for some of the most scandalous things in history.

Look at Bill and Monica - i mean - they didn't even have to say anything, but the damn chemicals between them did all the speaking right up to the last moment.

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I think we should find a cure for pheromones. If you don't want to be attracted to someone, you should just be able to take a pill.

BHLAKHROZE · **Reply #1 on:** February 25, 2005, 04:19:08 PM

jo, my life would change BIG TIME!!!! cure for attraction damnit aneva!

....but wait...no more shy glances, no more anxious silences, no more butterflies, no more stars in my eyes, what about my inspiration??!!!

...errrr, no, wait two seconds...im not sure lol

TATEguru v.2K9 · **Reply #2 on:** February 25, 2005, 04:52:45 PM

Quote from: "Sunshine"

Do you know that some evil people even sell pheromones in little spray form? And the women really do flock!!

DAMNIT! Ebay aint got nothing on the vendors of these "Pheromones"! :x
Was almost ready to max out my CR card...

iLL_eG0_AL13n · **Reply #3 on:** February 25, 2005, 10:13:26 PM

damn! i havent been here in a minute...

i think there's only one power/influence/thing that this planet runs on...

LOVE...

think about it... we ain't shit without it

Original Syn · **Reply #4 on:** February 26, 2005, 07:01:39 PM

^^^^^^soppy lil bitch :twisted:

Royal · **Reply #5 on:** February 27, 2005, 02:57:09 AM

is right what u say

norman_bates · **Reply #6 on:** February 28, 2005, 10:06:52 AM

SPITSHINE: you're such an anal itch - go away!!! :evil: :twisted:

go and get screwed!!! :lol:

Anthony · **Reply #7 on:** February 28, 2005, 10:47:01 AM

what up bates?
:lol:
proposed to bhlakrhoze :lol: :lol: :lol:
she didn't find it funny
what up bates :wink: :D :) :lol:

EVERY DAY COULD BE YOUR LAST!

norman_bates · **Reply #8 on:** February 28, 2005, 10:54:03 AM

:wink: wa**up munetsi?

yeah i know all about the rhoze - she went all ghetto diva on me after that other time :lol:

keep at it man - you might just get past all the thorns! hahahahaha!!! :lol:

then she'll be all :oops: :oops: :oops: and shit after you woo her drawls off.

Anthony · **Reply #9 on:** February 28, 2005, 10:58:58 AM

wow we have life all figured out.good for us!

Anthony · **Reply #10 on:** February 28, 2005, 11:04:17 AM

wasnt meant for u bates!for spit shine.data traffic i guess

Anthony · **Reply #11 on:** February 28, 2005, 11:05:26 AM

that life thing wasnt meant for u bates!for spit shine.data traffic i guess

norman_bates · **Reply #12 on:** February 28, 2005, 11:06:02 AM

hahahahahaha!! she pathetic - a puddle of emotional puke! :wink: