8 Bars A Day Keeps The Wack MCs Away

[Lord Deacon Of Frost]

stop digging up old threads you faggot

[briCK]

Remy i suft on the phone now got some candy for nig anything to make for nice dreams?

[MOFF G]

i rhyme to delite as my metaphors is tyte/
punchlines being drawn from my right/
quick to briuse a man when i fight/
with uppercuts nd jabs to murder dykes/
who be wearing tights, during menstrual cikes(circle)/
high living on a string like a kite/
to phat/ to the eyes im good for sight/
drop that which u dig and i say goodnight!!

[motley]

Umm let me see

I speak in riddles not visible/
Perhaps smaller than faeces from chickens/
Always borrowing never quite owning/
I stay following even the most odd off things/
I does not exist just the third person reference/
A relegated human very worthy of curses/
On the front my face is place as a golden token/

[TY-D-CPT-021-NKE]

lemme at em....
i pack punches like mamas sunday lunches
my mistake to smoke another blunt, once again i got the munchies,
so i eat again with ma**ive stomach pain .... so inhumane><,
now im moving like a machinal arm of a crane, for the plate
of food, the second plate and dam im feeling good ,
then back to the hood and im in the mood to toke
once more the offspring of a hyrbid spore..but no more
got another whole in my tummy layin on the floorr screaming for mummy!

[MOFF G]

  centrepoint rhyming effect to be on point/
roll a joint/ weaken ur status like parkinson's attackin the joints/
i rhyme agresive like i be annoyed/ am overjoyed/
 hip hop nd i in union we joined/
pimp me up/ i sell it limited to cause a riot/
 maximum market wizardry am gunnin 4 platinum/
this just for kicks/ the best is yet to cum/
  dope line drop busting the eardrum/
unscramble my sixth sense a conundrum!!

[N.A 187]

wat up son, write wit a nukkle on a pad
to jud a punchline,
who want skunk
smoke for air time in da mean while,
whatchu sayin
coz the ozone layer got more germs than golddiggers praying
who hatin' the oman's hyman
what i write blinds day lights demons

[Mrs Jones]

since before the human digestive system evolved to not needing an apendix

Nice one Mr Brick layer :-)

[GreenBat]

If wat Radio demands fron a Radio guest
Then how he xpresss shud all depend on
who he address!

[TY-D-CPT-021-NKE]

If wat Radio demands fron a Radio guest
Then how he xpresss shud all depend on
who he address!

cool..

[MOFF G]

Hold it/
Am a spit-a-holic/ I chew beef so I can spit it/
Let ya’ll humans put it on the grill/ tryna ketchup wud my skill/
I sauced it from the deeper earth to speak it/
Unknown language of the rap linguist/
My words marinated in ya blood to make a devil-dish/
Brew it/ concoctions of a rhythmic witch/
My omen spit hot like from the oven heat/
Ain’t no moving u got roasted feet/ aliens on sum happy feast/
  A Cannibalistic treat/
So enticing it got penguins happy on they feet!!!

[MOFF G]

proffessor Jagg Swagg is back/ frontin on yall f***as like i got no back/
briefcase man i can't hold no back pack/ vertebrae without a bone in his back/
i open my mouth to open ya bitch legs wud my swagger mack/
get her lying on her back/ ready to take my dick attack/
 what u lack: i got it in tongues(tons)!!

[MOFF G]

having the last say in 2009/
am closing the year with a mountain o' lines/(sniff sniff)
i'm about to hit the club door/ hit the dance floor/
and if ya chick's der she be my score/
i'mma suck from her with a straw/
she be asking for more/ holding up the door/
she don't want me gone last the past year dun/
count me down/ am about to run this town/
alcohol to turn ma frown upside down!!![/i]

check ya'll out in 2010!!

[krimzin]

Precise I slit membranes, slice yo homo brain
Never entice yo weak games, u all pussy like Lesbo Dames
a Psycho shedding some Tears…My Flow is Insane
Phat, Lipo promo to my rap peers…Blowing these frames
Picture perfect, heavenly concepts, surpa**in any nonsense
I bomb sets…like Afgan movie clips, in ya face like zits
I know thats alotta punches but…did Tyson lose his gift?
8 bars of pure bliss, cut the lips off a corpse to kill deaths kiss

[TY-D-CPT-021-NKE]

your raps are wack
like girls with crookid toes
and those tzz you rock
must be yo big brothers cothes
ima treat you like pimps treat these hoes
with a "bitch slap"!
cause you rap crap
connect you again when you snap back
while you still admiring stars
im killing you in 8 bars
leaving no scars
flawless....now show me you ignore this...