is'nt 50 from down south?
NO, he from Jamaica, Queens, NYC, funny tho that the vast majority of the Caribbean community in NYC doesnt live anywer near that part of Queens.
Anyway, Shitty sent's mommy kept him in the house for most of his childhood, so he neva got to play dodgeball, thats why soon as he stepped out as a teen and started lookin fo shit, he didnt know to get out of the way of them nine bullets.......
*that fateful day many years ago, Shitty sent gets in an arguement and the other guy pulls sum steel* Shitty's Homey: "dam Niggas! Get down!"
Shitty: "Huh?"
Shitty's Homey: " Move Bitch! He gon bust!"
Shitty: "Huh?"
Shitty's Homey: "Get out the way stupid muthaf***a!"
*Cat with gun stares, puzzled, its the first time a guy he's pulled a gun on, just stood and stared back. He hesitates, he's not sure shootin a retarded guy is cool. But fukit, the guns out and cocked, i'll just hit him once to teach him a lesson. (BLAM)*
Shitty's Homey: "Like dodgeball BITCH!"
Shitty: " Huh?"
*Too late!*
And bright spark that Shitty is, this had to happen eight more times b4 he got the picture, unfortunately, he does still think havin big muscles means peeps wont shoot you. Dre keeps tryin to tell him it just makes a bigger target, but hey when yo mama makes good cornbread and you dont hav any real friends you lift weights and eat lotsa protein.
He does take breaks occasionally and do some academic reading, he's got a subscription to TVGuide.
:lol:
