There is a point at which a joke is so lame that it is actually hilarious(if one has an open mind!). A good method of creating such a joke is to recall a standard form, such as "Knock knock..." or "The way you so..." or "What do you get when you cross a...", and apply it to a ridiculously simple or utterly idiotic situation.
Here are examples of this "alternative" form of joke:
The Way You So...
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Ordinary application: The way you so ugly, your mother calls you with her eyes closed.
"Alternative" application: The way you so ugly, people walk up to you and go, "Aaargh, sis! f*** you ugly!"
Ordinary application: The way your father is so stupid, he failed a blood test.
"Alternative" application: The way your father is so stupid, he talks like "pidipidipidipidipidi!".
Oridinary application: The way your mama is so fat, I swerved to miss her and ran out of petrol.
"Alternative" application: The way your mama is so fat, she wears biiiiiiiig sizes, and people say "Hey look at that s´dudla".
Oridinary application: The way your mama is so fat, she pa**ed in front of the TV and people missed Generations for three weeks.
"Alternative" application: The way your mama is so fat she pa**ed in front of the TV and people said "Get out of the way, fatty bombom".
A variation of this is to apply the form to a situation that is opposite to that which is commonly intended:
Oridinary application: The way your mama is so stupid she sat on the floor and still fell off.
"Alternative" application (opposite intention): The way your mama is so clever she got high marks at school.
What Do You Get When You Cross A...
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Ordinary application: What do you get when you cross a chicken with Superman? Answer: Cluck Kent
"Alternative" application: What do you get when you cross a chicken with Superman? Answer: A biiiiiig chicken that is like very strong and can see through walls and hit bad guys to save people and stuff.
Ordinary application: What do you get when you cross a parrot with an anvil? Answer: A Poly-gon
"Alternative" application: What do you get when you cross a parrot with an anvil? Answer: Your madas poes. - This particular phrase is useful as it can be used in numerous cases:
Knock Knock?
Who´s there?
Your mother.
Your mother who?
Your madas poes.
A horse walked into a bar and the bartender looked at him and said..."Your madas poes!"
What´s black and white and read all over? Answer: A newspaper...and your madas poes!
What is the square root of 74? Answer: Your madas poes.
I now urge you to use the above techniques at your own discretion. Please feel free to add to this guide and remember - feel the lameness!
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Yo madas poes!
