HELLO EVERYBODY!

HELLO

I´D LIKE TO INTRODUCE MYSELF, MY NAME IS LORD COCK BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BENJI.  MILKPAPPA TOLD ME THAT HE HAD A SITE BUT I WASN´T EXPECTING IT TO BE THIS BIG.  ANYWAY, I JUST WANT TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

I AM WHAT SOME PEOPLE WOULD CALL A "VUIL NAAI" BUT THAT´S ONLY BECAUSE I FIND BEAUTY IN THE FILTH AND I FIND POVERTY PRETTY.  I´M A REALLY SICK PERSON AND THAT IS BECAUSE I DON´T HIDE IT FROM ANYONE.  EVERYBODY IS SICK LIKE ME BUT THEY HIDE IT.  WHEN I IS INTO U YOU CUM OUT LIKE A FLOWER OR A KLET WHEN I SPREAD THEM

IT ALL STARTED WHEN I HAD SEX WITH A GRANNY IN A WHEEL CHAIR, IT EXCITED ME SO MUCH I JUST WANTED TO CARRY ON WITH THIS BEHAVIOUR.  MY PARENTS DIDN´T THINK IT STRANGE OF ME TAKING A SKOMMEL WHILE WATCHING "WHO´S THE BOSS" BECAUSE ALLYSSA MILANO WAS A HOT ONE WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG.

WELL I DON´T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY EXCEPT TO LOOK OUT FOR MY ALBUM, IT´S OUT ALREADY BUT DISTRIBUTION IS A BITCH, BUT I´LL ASK MELKIE BAR TO PUT IT UP.

WELL IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU ALL, ONLY THING IS, THERE IS NOT ONE FEMALE ON THIS FORUM, WHAT´S UP WITH THAT??

WELL FEEL FREE TO HIT ME UP.

[MissL]

Somoene called? ;-)

Welcome to AG! :-o

MMMM I MUST SAY THAT I FEEL LIKE A MELK TERT (NO OFFENSE SHANEY), I DID NOT KNOW THAT A FEMALE ANIMAL WAS LURKING ON THE BOARDS.  

I MUST ALSO APOLOGISE FOR MY LACK OF UNDERSTANDING WHEN IT COMES TO THESE FORUMS.  I COME FROM THE OLD SKOOL WHERE WE USED TO USE THE BBS, WHICH ACCORDING TO SOME PEOPLE I TALK TO NO LONGER EXISTS.

SO YOUR NAME IS MISS L, DO YOU DO MOVIES?

I MUST ASK YOU MISS L, I´M NOT WEARING FROM CONTACT LENSES TODAY SO IT´S RATHER DIFFICULT FOR ME TO MAKE OUT YOUR PICTURE.  NOW YOU LOOK LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER BUT OH MY GOD, WHAT IS IN YOUR HANDS?  A CHICK WITH A         D...

[faaibop]

Lord Cock...
JOU VUIL NAAI

OH WHO IS THIS MR FAAI? RHYMES WITH NAAI?

BOP, WELL THAT COULD REMIND ME OF MANGOPE BUT INSTEAD IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN A LADY ´BOP´S´ HER HEAD WHEN SHE SUMMONS THE MAYONAISSE FROM MY PIPES.  

WELL THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW THAT I´M A VUIL ONE.  I VIEW THIS AS A COMPLIMENT.  IT IS REALLY APPRECIATED.

THIS MORNING WHEN I WENT TO BUY MEAT FROM GOOD HOPE MEAT HYPER I MET THIS GIRL WHO PACKS THE BAGS, HER NAME IS FATIMA, SHE IS A PRETTY LITTLE THING, I BOUGHT HER R20 WORTH OF SAUSAGE, AND SHE GOT OFFENDED!  I MEAN THAT WAS LIKE A GOOD GESTURE THING FROM ME.  I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS THOUGHTFUL.  AM I WRONG?

OH YES MISS L......


OH YES...

TELL ME ARE YOU AFRAID TO TALK WITH COCKY LOCKY?

[MissL]

Scared....er, no!

Tooo busy, er, YES!

[briCK]

Welcome

my name is briCK i take offense if you spell it wrong

bri <-----------     ------------------->CK   = briCK

MissL hello what happened to our date?




8-)

[RuSh]

wellcome lord cock whats the size? too live crews rebirth right here on the gateway

[MissL]

Wot date hun  :-o

[briCK]

that is what i like to call a cutting edge pickup line

you supposed to say

oh my hero prince charming briCK you sexy caveman you take me away right now


8-)