A man enters his favourite restaurant and while sitting at his regular
table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot
to be sent over to her knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman, saying
this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine and sends a
note over to the man. The note reads:
'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage,
a million Rand in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."
The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own back
to her, and we quote:
'Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 760iL and a
Mercedes 600SL in my garage, and I have over twenty-five million dollars in
the bank.
'....But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut five
inches off.' :lol: :lol: HEHEHEHEHEHE :lol:
