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Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day
and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you got to love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all
time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.


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Quote from: "daliq"

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
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*falls off desk* WWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!! That is staright gangsta  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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:x Naaahhhh,.... its aaaight :?

*jots it down quickly in his book of mad comebacks*
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I have come to two conclusions:

That shit's hilarious and everyone wants to know who the hell the girl in Frost's avy is.

Anyway that's pretty cla**ic, I'ma remember that one.
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Geez, on National Radio... Dead Air... I'm struggling to contain myself even though I should have this problem in the first place... BWBAHAHAHAHWHAHWHWA!
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what the f*** are you talkin about?
NOBODY TELLS ME I'M COOL, HARD TO TALK WHEN YO TEETH CHATTERING.


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Take a guess genius. This thread started somewhere.
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Ok I gather, but as usual your above statement is so out of left field, .......................... man you not even playin the same sport as the rest of us..........and thats sayin sumthin considering the froot loops that post on this site.
NOBODY TELLS ME I'M COOL, HARD TO TALK WHEN YO TEETH CHATTERING.


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As long a the Referee doesn't say a thing then Im all good. I'm not treading on any white lines and I'm not dribbling the wrong way either... All games are the same anyway, before I start to make sense I wonna peace out. The last shuttle's gonna leave soon....
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Peace bitch.
NOBODY TELLS ME I'M COOL, HARD TO TALK WHEN YO TEETH CHATTERING.