Ghostface Killah talking to God, funny shit

Stretch · **on:** June 12, 2003, 07:18:00 PM

as yall know,shaolin slang uses god to talk to a fellow black man,thats a word used in the 5% religion so heres a joke about it,pz

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Ghost; what up God

God; ??

Ghost; ayo son, I need you to handle somethin for the god namean

God; son?, son? , do you not know that I am your father

Ghost; the mighty joe young voltron reflecting micky mouse namean

God;??

Ghost; shit is crazy for a nigga right now namean

God; who are you, do you know who I am? I´d appreciate it if thou watched his language.

Ghost; I got a biscuit thats burning and a bouquet of flowers for the muffler namean, I´m tryin to put some cream on this nutmeg in the pavilion

God; young man, I created all languages on earth, but I can´t understand you

*rza walks into the room*

Ghost; what up god?

God; is thou confused?

Rza; peace to gods, its a stwwuggle for ma´ shaolin cats dun

God; ??

Ghost; a butter frame forklift is in the eye sendin shots to madina namean

Rza; i´m wetaliating against the same demons god

God; ??

God; thinks to himself *in the next lifetime, I won´t create marijuana*

SOYA DADDY · **Reply #1 on:** June 12, 2003, 10:26:00 PM

right..........

here´s a joke,why did the zulu cross the road?to get aids.

briCK · **Reply #2 on:** June 12, 2003, 11:28:00 PM

spacevein
whats that supposed to mean?

dropbomb · **Reply #3 on:** June 12, 2003, 11:32:00 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
damn space keep em comin tht was simle but a punchline hehehe
but what does it mean well brick hopefully she will holler hahaha

SOYA DADDY · **Reply #4 on:** June 12, 2003, 11:54:00 PM

brick,i take it that youre zulu..no offence,it dont mean nothin,Its a joke.
peace and respect to you.

i have to change my avartar,i´m not female.

briCK · **Reply #5 on:** June 13, 2003, 04:13:00 PM

yes i am...

no offence taken..but i think that ...f*** never mind

Stretch · **Reply #6 on:** June 14, 2003, 09:05:00 PM

fahfee · **Reply #7 on:** June 14, 2003, 10:04:00 PM

zulus are the butt of aids jokes these days, I got this email:

There was a Mosotho (Mopheme), a Mopedi (Nkwesheng) and a Zulu (Shenge )
on death row.

The Warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. To be shot,
2. To be hung,
3. To be injected with the AIDS virus.

So Mopheme said, "Thunya hloho ntate, Shoot me right in the head." Boom!
He was dead instantly.

Then Nkwesheng said, "O ka no nkgwayetja bafo, Just hang me." Snap he
was dead .

Then the Zulu Shenge said, "Ngi jove ngeNgculazi mfetho, Give me some
of that AIDS stuff" They gave him his first shot and he fell down
laughing, the guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong
with this guy.

Then the Zulu said give me another ! one of those shots, so the
guards did,now he was laughing so hard he was almost peeing in his
pants.

So finally the Warden asked, "What the hell is wrong with you?" Then
Shenge replied "You guys are so stupid. I´m wearing a condom!"

SOYA DADDY · **Reply #8 on:** June 15, 2003, 08:40:00 PM

nice joke fahfee..that was hella funny!are you black?i was thinking how does a white dude in deutschland understand sotho and zulu...""Thunya hloho ntate"-that was the best line.