mad issues n typin shit like this

the brand® · **on:** November 09, 2005, 11:55:56 AM

WARNING IF UR A CHIC DONT READ THIS

NOW I KNOW WE SPIT THIS LAST YEAR BUT I GIT TO GET THIS OF MY CHEST>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

1.DEM COCK BLOCKIN WENCHES>>f***EN WENCH DONE SUKED SUM 65YR OLD COCK.NOW SHE UP IN A BRODAZ NEXT CONQUEST>>
TELLING HER TO LOOK FOR SUM1 MORE "MATURE">>
"U CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT" BULLSHIT TALK
WENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT THAT TRAP UP N TRY NOT TO SUCK DICK AS OLD AS UR FATHER.........................>>>>>>>>>>>

2.YOUNG a** WENCHES>>DEM WENCHES BE WISPERING COCK RISES WORDS INTO A BRODA EAR WHEN HE BE JUS CHILLIN GETTING HIS BEVVY ON.>>
NEXT THING U KNOW SHE WAKING U UP ON SUM TAKE ME TO THE CRIB I GOTTA GET READY FOR SCHOOL>>>N U BE THINKING WHO DE f*** GOES TO SCHOOL AT 7AM WHEN THEY IN THEIR LAST YEAR OF VARSITY
THEN U REALISE SHE MEANT !!!!HIGHSCHOOL!!!!!! :idea:
STATUTORY RAPE MUTHAFUKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW U KNOW IF UR NOSY NEIGHBOUR SEE'S U U GOING TO JAIL RITE?

3.FLIRTS ON THE LOOSE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
TYPE WENCH TO BE ON SUM SMS TIP LIKE "I WANNA SEE U"
AND THEN AFTER THE NEAR SEX EXPERIENCE>>>>>>
WENCHE BE AVOIDING A BRODA TILL I BRAKE THE SILENCE THEN SHE BE E-MAILING A BRODA
ON SUM(n i qoute)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
"I CANT DO THIS NO MORE...........HOPE I DIDNT LEAD U ON"
GOD DAMMIT THIS SPINELESS WENCH MUST BE ON CHEAP NARCOTICS
ON AN E-MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>

AIGTH THEN COOL LETS BLAME IT ON THE WINE

4.THE SNOTTY NOSE JUS GOT A JOB THAT PAY WENCH>>>
OOHH U KNOW HER>>>>>>>
STILLETO'S,LEVI JEAN,BIG GUCCI BELT,BLACK GUESS SUMMER SWEATER,HORSE HAIR/WHOES HAIR WIT THE DKNY BAG......>>>
TYP WENCH A BRODA BE SAYIN HI TO AN SHE JUS LOOK AT U WITH THOSE JUDGEMENTAL EYES UP AND DOWN AND JUS WALKS BY>>>
U DONT NEED TO GREET ME BACK>>>
I WAS JUS TRYINA GET UR NAME ON A GUEST LIST>>>
BUT GUESS WHAT>>>>>>>>>>>>>
U GONNA MARRY URSELF WENCH!!!!!!!!!!
CHICKEN HEAD>>I WOULDNT EVEN SHOW U MY COCK!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

5. AFRO WENCH>> AU NATURELLE MY a**>>>>>>>>
LAST I CHECKED THERE MERENT ANY CROCODILES IN THE BATH>>
AND YALL NEED TO QUIT THAT "THEY TAKIN OUR MAN" TALK
YAL JUS BE BITCHIN ABOUT EVERYTHING DONTCHA"LL

6.SHOPPING LIST WENCHES>>>>>>>>>>>>
DEM WENCHES BE GOIN AROUND ON SUM HE'S NOT MY TYPE>>>>>>
I WANT A MAN WHO WORKS HARD BUT ALWAYS HAS TIME FOR ME WHEN I CAL
OS SUM "JUMP"-"HOW HIGH" DREAM.>>>>
A MAN WHO LISTENS BHLAH,BLHAAH BLHAAH>>>>>>
STUPID WENCHES BE DELIVERING CONTRADICTIVE KAKA>>>>
WENCH U GONNA MARRY URSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT DONT WORRY ILL BUY U A VIBRATOR :wink:

BUT AFTA ALL THAT I GOTTA GIVE IT UP TO MY SO CALLED WHOES>>>>
OUT ON THE STREETS>>>ATLEAST ITS AN HONEST DAYS WORK
MONEY=PUNANI
SIMPLE STRAIT TO THE POIUNT SHIT>>>>>>
AND THOSE WENCHES I FORGOT TO MENTION>>>>>>>
DONT WORRY SUM1 WILL

f*** YALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blaqsouljah · **Reply #1 on:** November 09, 2005, 12:59:51 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

poet: don't get us started on this shit again. you know the last list went on for ages and we also had alias_the_bending_spoon riding on that one too. i gotta say though, the bitches gotta stop tripping. i have a thing or two to say about some of your types of perras:

number 2 (just-discovered-my-pussy-loves-dick bitches): bitch that's why i f***ed you at my friend's house and didn't tell you my real name bitch. you think i'm going out like r kelly, bitch you better think again - bitch i'll wake up and leave your a** in bed and you can make arrangements with the owner of the house on how you getting to school - chances are your a** is skipping school coz my boy gonna f*** you till recess bitch.

number 3 (flirts on the loose): bitch stop f***ing your brother, and NO he doesn't have the biggest dick in the world!

number 4 (the i got a job bitch): bitch you aint got shit, just because you get a little change and still paying off your student loan don't make you a baller. look up diane von furstenberg bitch and put away them end-of-season-sale shoes you got on, jimmy choo should appeal to your a** since you making all that cash.

number 6 bitches (reach for the star foundation bitches): bitch is you aint got him, you aint gonna have him - it's pointless saying he aint your type. of course he aint your type - he not your uncle. aint no hard-working man gonna jumping at your every whim - know what bitch, get yourself a hard-working man and he gonna cum home late everyday because he f***ing the hard-working woman who got a dumb-a** nigga at home acting like you do.

bitches y'all know we love y'all. :wink:

the brand® · **Reply #2 on:** November 11, 2005, 02:35:52 PM

HALLELLUYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PREACH ON MY NIGGA HELL YEAH
DEM WENCHES THINKING THAT THEY OWN THE SCRIPT..
WENCH!!!!!!!!!
IAM THE MUTHAFUKEN DIRECTOR
IF U WANT A LEADING ROLE IN THIS pron FLICK
U BETTA BEND OVER AND TAKE IT LIKE THE SLUT U ARE!!

DEM WENCHES/CONSTANTLY REACHING FOR MY RICHES/
BITCH I AINT GOT CASH
BUT IF THAT MEAN THE ONLY REASON
U WANNA f*** ME IS COZ U SAW ME PULL OUT OF DAT M5
WIT IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE BLASTING IN EM SPEAKERS
U THINK I GOT THE DOUGH............

I COULDA TOLD U IT WAS MY UNCLES BUT U
JUS WANTED PAPER THRO DICK....
DINT YA WENCH.............DINT YA U STUPID BITCH
WELL GUESS WHAT IMMA TELL U I LIVE IN SANDTON WHILE IM
f***IN U THEN CALL YOUR FRIEND TO LICK
YOUR PUNANI N ILL RECORD THAT SHIT NEXT TIME U SEE ME
PUNK TRICK.............

N TO ALL YAL TRICK a** WHOES PLAYING AMNESIA...THEN
SUDDENLY U SEE ME WIT YO FAV ARTIST ALL OF A SUDDEN
U KNOW ME?

!!!!!!!!
NAH BITCH I DONT PLAY DAT...............
CHILD AKA MUTHAFUKEN POET U DEM TRICK
LEARN THE NAME COZ U AINT NEVER GONNA BE a**OCIATED WIT IT

AND IF U HATING
WELL THEN THIS IS DEDICATED TO YOU..........

BEND OVER AND TAKE IT LIKE THE WENCH/BITCH U ARE

the brand® · **Reply #3 on:** November 11, 2005, 03:24:49 PM

WHOE!!!! :!:

The Angry Hand of God · **Reply #4 on:** November 12, 2005, 12:35:21 PM

SO YOU GUYS NOT GETTING ANY HUH?

:cry: :cry:

syc · **Reply #5 on:** November 12, 2005, 01:22:03 PM

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the brand® · **Reply #6 on:** November 12, 2005, 04:28:27 PM

err

pictures speak loader than words

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/childakapoet/Celebs61.jpg

pyro...umm isnt that ur sister?

CUM ON NOW
UOFS CAMPUS IN THE PARKING LOT...DIDNT SHE TELL U?
AGGH SHAME SON..............

TEHEHEHEHE

WENCHES IN THE Pa**ENGER SEAT..............HAHAHAHA

Tek · **Reply #7 on:** November 12, 2005, 06:50:32 PM

8O

BWAHAHAHAHA. Somebody jus got OWNED big time. Poet u very nasty child, wait 'til Syntactic sees this.

the brand® · **Reply #8 on:** November 13, 2005, 03:26:47 PM

tehe......

Original Syn · **Reply #9 on:** November 13, 2005, 10:16:03 PM

8O Ssssssoooooooooo....child thats supposed to be you right? Then you obviously didn't take the picture.....and come on I don't know any cat who would have a pic like that of themselves, looks pretty candid. It is you, you got some nasty a** friends...and I seriously doubt you organised that cos any cat thats gon get a homey to snap him while he's tappin, is dam sure gon make sure we can see his face..... SO I'm sayin........she ain all that either, them acne scars don't so it for me man.....
But hey sex is the most natural, pure thing that can happen between a man,...and whatever he can scrape together late on a saturday night :lol:

blaqsouljah · **Reply #10 on:** November 14, 2005, 10:27:39 AM

eish ja nee, brothers is foul out there. i'm one for fun and jokes but that right there is foul - how you go and take a photo of a dude mounting a double wide in the front seat of a nissan sentra dude? i don't care where they was they were looking for trouble falling asleep like that - i probably would have done worse things than just take their picture - i would have rounded up everyone i could find close bye and started singing happy birthday and have one of my friends chill in the driver's seat and sound the hooter after having stolen their clothes.

@ poet: was this the last girl the dude could find before his dick turned to pumpkin? i mean i have to agree with syn in principle there - i don't have an inclination to handle heavy machinery.

The Angry Hand of God · **Reply #11 on:** November 14, 2005, 01:52:25 PM

Quote from: "TekofTonix"

8O

BWAHAHAHAHA. Somebody jus got OWNED big time. Poet u very nasty child, wait 'til Syntactic sees this.

Pyro doesn't get owned my child.

Come on poet, that whole "isn't that your sister shit is old. Try to be more creative. The fact that you have to post a pic of siphiwe from Jam alley having sex and claiming that its you further proves the fact that you're not getting any.

that pic is from the sunday times and the Sunday sun sometime las t year and was taken in front of a Jozi night club. He was drunk as f*** and apologised in the press two days later. why do you have pics of celeb guys having sex in the first place?

the brand® · **Reply #12 on:** November 15, 2005, 12:59:06 PM

i never clain it to be me.....................

i jus asked if your ugly sister evar told u about the incedent.........

SO CUM ON NOW ADMIT IT ALREADY

The Angry Hand of God · **Reply #13 on:** November 15, 2005, 01:17:35 PM

IF I had a sister, she wouldn't need to, since it was in the paper.

You bore me.
Rather make another woman bashing thread about how your mother never loved you and had her mandrax smoking boyfriend sodomise you because she couldn't stand his body odour, or something like that.

Tek · **Reply #14 on:** November 15, 2005, 01:22:15 PM

O.K. boys now, no need to go there........