" THE NORM "
so here i am festering in the doldrum of suburbian arbitrary existence - my element. sitting here quietly thinking aloud "what if my biggest fears were salient truths that had played or were to play themselves out?" what if i were to fall in love with an ugly girl with good breath while still maintaining my affair with my garden boy? what if jesus had slept with all his disciples and the only reason he was crucified was because judas couldn't take the sodomy and ratted him out to the romans? what if jesus had died of aids because he believed that being the son of god nothing would happen to him even if he he f***ed mary magdalene? what if they had a child together? what if hitler was the illegitimate child of a jewish pig farmer who refused to acknowledge him - what if the holocaust was a means for him to purge himself of the memories of a missed bar mitzvah? what if he died with his yarmulke on? what if rosa parks' only reason for not wanting to stand up and move to the back of the bus was because soon after realising what she had done, she literally shat herself in fear at what was to happen to her. what if the next time i go to the toilet during work hours my finger went through the tissue, or what if after taking a dump i tried to wipe my a** while wearing a long-sleeved shirt only to have my enthusiasm dashed by the fact that there is more shit on my sleeves than on the tissue?
all these what ifs - these questions.
