How to Give Your Neck Whiplash
Warning
This track may cause a dependency condition in the listener (commonly referred to as addiction). Unfortunately there is no known cure for this, so good luck.
Instructions
1. Download banging track
2. Bump it. Loud.
3. During playback, vigorously move head in nodding motion.
4. Ensure that track is set on "repeat" and bump 4 a minimum of 4 weeks, or until neck snaps.
5. When neck heals, repeat steps 2 through 5.
Disclaimer (also known as fine print):
This track is played purely at the listener's own risk.
The producer will not be held liable for any damages incurred to neck muscles, for headaches, and any other bodily harm or injury that is highly likely to result from the pumping of this track. Basically, whatever happens, it's not my f*cking fault.
Otherwise, enjoy the track.
Criticism, suggestions, comments and mad props are welcome.
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