in the true fashion of brick´s race relations i bring you the spacevein edition...BLOEMFONTEIN.
so me and my gangsta friends(white and black,but mark is convinced that he is black cause he can do all of the dances that arthur has come up with)went off to the only hip hop spot in bfn..we get inside and the dj is playin el-p-delorian,now i love el-p and he´s a role model but i came here to get jiggy not to feel like a malfunctioned robot.The dj finishes his set and the new dj is this wack f*** from the university station.He comes along and asks the crowd to shout "f*** 50cent,f*** ja-rule"..what dumb shit is that? we chilled with some dudes who comprehensively informed us about how they hate commercial and they started rhyming this artificial consciousness poet shit. that just made me feel stupid to be inside there, plus these two "thugs" were perving over my new chain(platinum Bitch!) so we had to step...so the hip hop scene is very poopy,too much nouveau backpacker mentality.oh,and the were no girls inside,there were groupies though,but there is a big difference between a girl and a groupie..but thats a different story.
so we went off in the lexus to newscafe where jerome´s sister(she´s hot and she´s lebanese) was having her birthday party,now they were playing some traditonal greek music,which was ok for a while cause i stole some records to sample from.jerome´s sister was shaking her a** on my wee wee,i gave her R10 for her birthday(would have given her a new car but p.diddy still hasnt paid me for hooking him up with those good lawyers),so i lost one more black label,she put the money in her cleavage at this point i thought i was in love....So she says she has to go and she gives me her algebra´s and she says she wants to see me again..white girls in bfn be sweating me!!and all this time i was shit scared of the white girls here cause i wasnt trying to be a victim to a toyota hilux drive by by some crusty farmer...
we left newscafe and we drank alot of cristal(black label)...we went to this club called BBC..they played that punjabi emcee track with jay-z and the beats on that are butter so i was pretty happy...then i was pissed off that i didnt get any action so i went back to masheke the zambians house and i jerked off to those e-tv soft pron movies while he went over to get with the neighbour who looks like a light skinned brenda fasie with barry ronge´s body.listened to some madlib and i fell asleep.MADLIB IS A GENIOUS..anybody got that shades of blue album?
so to wrap it up Bfn is shitty in hiphop..i give them 10yrs before they get off that whole underground only mentality,the commercial people try to be too gangsta when they actually look like lil bow wow with plastic braids, with their silver DADA suits,they spend their whole lives at the mall posing by exclusive books when we all know that these muhf***ers cant read good.
the white girls here are fine..the black girls drink black label,they want money,they dont have permanent residences and they all think i´m a pig.which is fine cause i´ll still pork them...That lebanese girl(i think i´m in love) got a fat a**,its a blak a** without the attitude,but thats a different story.
Peace. :-o
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[ This message was edited by: SpaceVein on 03-08-2003 11:10 ]
