Deacon Frost vs QONN (WTF!!)

Lord Deacon Of Frost · **on:** March 02, 2006, 02:10:44 PM

Aiight fool here how it goes

10 - 16 max
no bitin'
no recyclin' lines
check in before battlin'
1ne round only

Since you challenged me, you post 1st :evil:

Qonn · **Reply #1 on:** March 02, 2006, 06:36:00 PM

im new on AG but old on the mic
quit tryin tryin 2 rust gold,wit ur bronz style
u mo wack(work) than tons force over a distance
verbaly u broke,coz bro u barely make sense
u beta be grateful u on the side of the computer
but in futuer,im not gonna shok u by fightin electronicaly
i cut ur flows like a dorsal fin of a shark
wenie the pooh wrestlin the Hulk, bro u 2 clown
i'll crush u so low u hav 2 luk up 2 luk down
mfethu u're shit,like u was givin birth 2 via the anus
on the mic im god, u r me spelt backwadz
so bark oll u can,u knw u r not worth wordz
its not hard 2 determine that on the mic im a german
u r not worth a dick u 2 feminine
if hip hop was food ud b goin thru a famine :mrgreen:

Lord Deacon Of Frost · **Reply #2 on:** March 06, 2006, 01:57:22 PM

Quote from: "Qonn"

My verse is wack please serve me deacon

Ey! f*** a punchline I let off shots in ya girl like gun crime/
and get her hotter than when the sun shine/
Faget your new here pay your dues/
Your about to meet da feet(defeat) like gettin kicked with no shoes/ :lol:
You dont realise that Deac is the boss of bosses/
I'll convert your verse to binary code so you can count your losses/ 8O
This battle is beyond humeral/ Cut jugulars to those attending your f***ing funeral/
Qonn Couldn't step EYE TO EYE (I) spitting his verse in roman numerals/
Qonn you pesky little pimple/
your simple to dissa**emble, my gleamin demeanor
comes cleaner to rid these forums of ur bacteria, like neutrogena/ 8O
Look at tthis fool I outdid/ beat ya tired shit, strictly with no doubt, bitch...
you couldn't come with a free-STYLE if I paid for your outfit/
Ask yourself how many servings you wann battle for/
Lyrically qonn you couldn’t *spar* if he was a corner store/
Like the crew my rhymes are 5th floor..now dont complain/
this battle's over I leave you off your feet like 'david blaine'.

8O :lol: :lol: :lol:

Lord Deacon Of Frost · **Reply #3 on:** March 06, 2006, 02:10:15 PM

Lets get some votes up in this bitch

briCK · **Reply #4 on:** March 06, 2006, 02:23:00 PM

I have a empty week so if I am to vote y'all need to go back and forth three verses!

Lord Deacon Of Frost · **Reply #5 on:** March 06, 2006, 02:28:26 PM

I'm feelin kind lazy mang, maybe one more then I'm done

Original Syn · **Reply #6 on:** March 06, 2006, 10:22:04 PM

yo Deac I'd luv to hear yo shit in audio form dunny cos while I am the first to advocate the gayness of netcee-ing... yo verse just reads straight ill, you been listening to WAY too much Chino XL fo sho.........
But at the mo you got my vote.
Maybe the nooby got sum more in him.

killa black · **Reply #7 on:** March 07, 2006, 05:51:42 PM

Quote from: "Deacon Frost"

Quote from: "Qonn"
My verse is wack please serve me deacon

Ey! f*** a punchline I let off shots in ya girl like gun crime/
and get her hotter than when the sun shine/
Faget your new here pay your dues/
Your about to meet da feet(defeat) like gettin kicked with no shoes/ :lol:
You dont realise that Deac is the boss of bosses/
I'll convert your verse to binary code so you can count your losses/ 8O
This battle is beyond humeral/ Cut jugulars to those attending your f***ing funeral/
Qonn Couldn't step EYE TO EYE (I) spitting his verse in roman numerals/
Qonn you pesky little pimple/
your simple to dissa**emble, my gleamin demeanor
comes cleaner to rid these forums of ur bacteria, like neutrogena/ 8O
Look at tthis fool I outdid/ beat ya tired shit, strictly with no doubt, bitch...
you couldn't come with a free-STYLE if I paid for your outfit/
Ask yourself how many servings you wann battle for/
Lyrically qonn you couldn’t *spar* if he was a corner store/
Like the crew my rhymes are 5th floor..now dont complain/
this battle's over I leave you off your feet like 'david blaine'.

If i were to vote on this one, i would say Deacon Frost won by unanimous decision. I mean Qonn couldn't remotely come closer to winning for he had no punches, which i believe they are a requirement in a battle shit.
No hate of coz, but really Qonn was up against a good opponent to battle with. Otherwise it was a nice battle.

Word!

8O :lol: :lol: :lol:

C4 · **Reply #8 on:** March 07, 2006, 09:17:29 PM

Hey. hey guys come on now, u not really jus gonna drop 1 verse are u? That shit ws nicer than angels with golden halo's handing out free pussy!! Come on now!! One mo verse each, otherwise I refuse to vote!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Qonn · **Reply #9 on:** March 08, 2006, 05:15:27 PM

ey yo then this iz a second verse:

u shot ma chick, f*** it therez more in this place/
so i'ma blow the only 1 u hav and thats tha 1 on ur face/
came wit a fork and knife 2 meet(meat) ur feet i waz expectin some beef/
chewed tha shit and swallowed wit out the use of teeth/
u dont rock tha mic son u hit it wit bricks/
if u eva get a deal it'll be Cleo who gives u a mix/
yeah ma style iz *spar u imulate to settle tha *score/
claimin 2 on ur feet but ur headz on tha floor/
verbay pound u like british currency agianst tha rand/
f*** this battle, u goin no-where-slowly like walkin against tha wind/
u as powerful as a bald Samson/
u iz bitch!u bleedin and wipin urself wut a tempon/
ur flow haz no fluid trases/
u still a boy bro i can tell them smiley faces/
u wack(work) enough to rap and get paid/
u a fly MC, well im tha RAID/ptsssssssssssssssss...
ma flow will swallow u like egypians by tha RED sea/
call me Tsunami, and u tha DEAD (M)sea/
stop writtin wack shit but stlill talk like u rough/
tha only way u murder tha mic iz by switchin in off/[/b]

Lord Deacon Of Frost · **Reply #10 on:** March 09, 2006, 02:19:15 PM

Quote from: "syntactic"

I am the first to advocate the gayness of netcee-ing....

No Brokeback! 8O :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

C4 · **Reply #11 on:** March 09, 2006, 11:03:58 PM

OK, here's my vote:

If I went by 1st verses only i'd give it to:

(only by a razor thin margin, tho!!)

But since Qonn dropped a sick 2nd verse, it's hard to decide.....
So i'll say it's a tie!!

I guess I'll jus hav 2 keep my eyes glued 4 the rematch!
Coming Soon, to a thread near u.... :twisted: :twisted:

Lord Deacon Of Frost · **Reply #12 on:** March 10, 2006, 12:06:35 PM

f***a rematch C4

ThEse are the words of a veteran/
Watch me better em with clever letterin/
Deacs flow smoother than snake skin/
qonn thinks he sick then take this verse as your medicine/ :lol:
Yo I spit quick and give this nigga the run around like mike vick/
after this let's see if you can GET RIGHT like Diddy's last bitch/ :lol:
I smack this HOE, He's too dumb to call an Idiot/
your BITCH FLOW's menstrual that's why you're the best on this site PERIOD! / :lol: :lol:
f*** this dude qonn tryin to act mean/
Deacon's like MOVIE OUT-TAKES i'll never be SCENE(seen)/ 8O
I'll get evil like meth and begin torture with spikes/
the fact remains, you CANT HANDLE-BARS like BROKEN BIKES/
Ey man no need to practice, just pa**in one of my worst lines/
I'm hard to f*** with, too tight like virgins first time / :lol:

Bonus punch: Qonn your style's inferior/
Deacon dont give a flyin f*** like sky-diving mother superior/

killa black · **Reply #13 on:** March 10, 2006, 02:25:19 PM

This battle is closed.

Qonn · **Reply #14 on:** March 10, 2006, 02:42:23 PM

f*** tha battle bro u tight with tha mic!
tha next time bro i want u on freestyle,face 2 face!WORD