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Other => Humour / Jokes => Topic started by: VirginPussy on May 10, 2006, 01:42:13 PM
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i hate them jump ova the fence brothaz, yestaday on our way to the AA show...Archey 'n the Ancestors...mi galz 'n i got robbed nt the stick em up were i can see them type of robbery bt the i'll make yo'll feel 'n look stupid type of shyt....we had to get a bankie at the purple turtle ...''n ths mah fah juz saw $$$$$$$$$$$$ signs when we came thru...tanzanian mah fah conned us ..he sold us a bankie for fifty bucks only to find cardboard in it :cry: :cry: hope he bought tik with our money...hulusinated 'n thot tht he got castrated 'n runs himself into a moving train.... :evil: :evil: :evil:
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I remmber the time my boys and I used to sell weed to white boys, the'd stop in they car and ask for a matchbox, and guess what? we gave them a matchbox hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
but seriously how do you buy your weed? last time I checked Bankies where in a SEE-THRU bags HOW could you NOT see that there was card baord inside???? I think you need someone to teach you how bo buy weed, coz if you fall that easy trick imagine the more elarate shit these niggas is on? weed laced with ALL sorts of shit?
Weed is now so popular the demand is high so these cats is lacing weed with all sorts of shit. I plan on growing my on shit that I can trust.
I smoked some sweet shit, it had like seeds that were nutty and orange when you craked them open and it smelt like heavan. I have about half a bankie left an I am saving it for a special day. I myself have put the greenery on hold I don't smoke as much no-more, once in a while when I need too, shit all this weed talk is making me thirsty for a blunt, shit know what f*** a Job I need to smoke real bad, shit I'm out
Anyway the point is know what you smoking!
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if you buy weed on long street you're asking for trouble. that's some tourist bullshit going on there.
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f*** that reminds me - i need to get some for this weekend. the funny thing though is that i buy my weed from a police officer - dude sold me this weed one time for 200 bucks in a huge a** muthaf***ing packet, my boys got stoned for a good couple of days. gotta love them dodgy officers - mofos would sell you have their ammunition in the clip of their gun when they broke!!!
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yeah cops sell the best shit, I have a warrent of arrest so I can't afford to risk befrieding the law!
ayyo blaq where do you cop your shit in PTA i don't TRUST the Tanzanian niggaz i smoked some shit and a week of my life was erased! and to be honest I am not sure i might still be stoned off that shit and I smoked it last year some time... them niggaz got some other, they smoke some good Malawi Gold and sell people low grade bunk Swazi.
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briCK: the police dude usually comes to hatfield where there's shitloads of students - i've never asked him where he gets his shit from.
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Lesotho has some of the best weed, period :!:
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Lesotho has some of the best weed, period :!:
wont disaggre,, but i know for a fact Transkei holds the crown..... :D :D
shit havent touched this shit for a year or so!
Never Again
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:lol: :lol:
I've heard some pretty scary stories off ish from Transkei
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Never Again
hahaha dude you kidding yourself,pot while not adictive, once you smoke it once you will smoke it again, maybe after looooong intervals but you WILL smoke it again.