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Title: All AG fellas do a Check-up
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on October 12, 2006, 04:22:35 PM

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Title: All AG fellas do a Check-up
Post by: the brand® on October 12, 2006, 04:30:34 PM

:?  8O

BRICK.............
IS THAT U?

Title: All AG fellas do a Check-up
Post by: briCK on October 12, 2006, 04:37:57 PM

Quote from: "childakapoet"

:?  8O

BRICK.............
IS THAT U?

 8O  ho..its like that...remmber when you were having a dry spell who was telling it will be fine? ME who kept telling you its happens? ME who used to pretend you were not a horny sex starved loser? ME now that I am having a dryish patch ..i say dryish coz i got Back pussy which is something you ..ungrateful typical!!!  blacks ggggaaa!!

Title: All AG fellas do a Check-up
Post by: the brand® on October 12, 2006, 04:42:46 PM

DUDE SORRY BUT IT WAS JUS SO OUT THERE


HAHAHAHAHAHAH

BUT DUDE U GOTTA GO CHECK IT OUT

DUDE

Title: All AG fellas do a Check-up
Post by: briCK on October 12, 2006, 04:51:44 PM

you still have not told me who the girls the mone in the middle..and the one in the right if I hit any ofthose two I will gladly give them my body parts...let me see the one in the middle if i last anything more than 5strokes it would be a miracle...I would lock her up in my room and I will Do nothing but pop viagra pills and drink water for a month long sexathon

I am pretty curtain that if I had a threesmewith her and the one on the right ..the SUn will rise from the east and everyone with AIDS will instantly cured..I would focus the rest of my life dedicated to helping people..I would donate boydy parts that are not essestial..I would spent 24hour..dedicated to human well being, I would build a school to help feed poor children

Title: All AG fellas do a Check-up
Post by: briCK on October 12, 2006, 04:56:33 PM

in fact if I were to have each one of the five consectivly I will never ask God for anything..I am busy taking up Gods time naggin asking for material things while people with serious needs get sidelined on my account....I would use ALL my potential I only currently use 1%

I will sit down with George Bush and make him understand the errors of his ways...I would walk around caring Jehova's Witness book handing the out..

Booze? f*** Booze in fact I stop cursing and words like "lovely" "earthy" "adorable" will suddenly become part of my vocabulary.

I will phone "How is my driving" numbers and compliment the cutursoy of the driver.

I would report petty things like weed smokers and sellers.

Title: All AG fellas do a Check-up
Post by: briCK on October 12, 2006, 05:03:20 PM

I will never have the desire to have sex for sport ever I will use my tool strictly for reproducing...I don't think I'd be able to get off the middle Chick  doubt it..i doubt it very much..I am not even sure I can be with a 10m radius off her..i would be a danger to her and myself...in fact i think we have to be always in different Cities...Without blowing my own horn i don't think most kids have what it takes to ride that without falling off...Child if you know these girls personally that 1beer is now 2beers

Title: All AG fellas do a Check-up
Post by: briCK on October 12, 2006, 05:07:52 PM

her legs are a bit asky tho!

She would let me hit it I am sure the one on the right too,,the one on the far left wouldnt want nothing to do with..miss Chinese Would want to give it up but would be afraid to the black d-dick the one on the car???I can't really read her but I am pretty citain I have hit that if not she would mos def give it with much pessuation and drugs...one way or the other I'd be getting into those draws.

but the one in the midle and right would give up out of spite on some "FINE!!!"

Title: All AG fellas do a Check-up
Post by: briCK on October 12, 2006, 05:12:04 PM

* rrrrrrrrrrrrrr *

This would be seious work..no monkey buisness doggy them n top...civilsed missionary I wanna see what i am eating..I am sure five strokes later I'll be should i bust and be over with and LOOSE all dignity I should I hold on for one more sroke and LOOSE all my dignity then?

* choices choices *

AIDS cure right here..i'd dedicate my life to it she let me hit it .. i would.

Title: All AG fellas do a Check-up
Post by: briCK on October 12, 2006, 05:12:51 PM

And I bet i'd screem as i nutted!

Title: All AG fellas do a Check-up
Post by: briCK on October 12, 2006, 05:16:14 PM

I'd start talking to plants...

and buy radom kids sweet...

I'd buy a cat

Title: All AG fellas do a Check-up
Post by: briCK on October 12, 2006, 05:18:51 PM

I'd buy her mother mothers day presents.

I change my name to pussy-whipped if wanted me to...

I'd record an Entire Album dedicated to her...RnB I'd even sing ..I'd make a video wher I would S-Curl my hair licks my lips like the Gay RnB singers for her...

I'd put her in my budget

Title: All AG fellas do a Check-up
Post by: briCK on October 12, 2006, 05:20:22 PM

I'd name stars after her...

'd call her bacon bits...

I bet I'd cry nutting to

Shit its 5:30 Thursday beer time PEACE!

Title: All AG fellas do a Check-up
Post by: the brand® on October 12, 2006, 06:09:09 PM

here u go
one for the road
or im i seeing double?

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Title: All AG fellas do a Check-up
Post by: DarkBlood on October 13, 2006, 01:35:59 PM

briCK mufwetu.......you are the FUNNIEST motherf***er on these forums bra. I have been on the floor laughing my a** off for a solid hour! Jo, ubossa, bra you are the King of Contributions on these boards bra.

All Hail The briCK :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D

Title: All AG fellas do a Check-up
Post by: briCK on October 13, 2006, 01:50:49 PM

Quote from: "childakapoet"

here u go
one for the road
or im i seeing double?

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/childakapoet/nookie/2zfpxcn.jpg)

Is that Malsha? the Strip club in Randburg? those slores look very familiar I am sure I have smoked pot with them..gotten free hand and blow jobs and countless lap dances..I like to exergarate a lot of things BUT trust me when it comes to strippers i have this amazing gift I pay for nothing they like me coz I am a nice guy...when Calabash used to rock I used to go in for free and get free head from R400 a pop hookers...*sighs* good times thank God I have reformed...I was invited to a party this guy was having a house warming and was showing off his new "girlfriend" ...I got there and I was like Candice whats up? She ignored me..later she pulled me to the side and said PLEASE don't tell this dude I am a stripper he met me at a mall I was like aight..she offered me head as a way to keep my mouth shut but I was like nah its cool!

Title: All AG fellas do a Check-up
Post by: the brand® on October 13, 2006, 04:56:02 PM

@brick
me and a coupler...err..."peeps"
are having a "get together"....wanna join?
hope u havent left the office
 call

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Title: All AG fellas do a Check-up
Post by: the brand® on October 13, 2006, 05:08:22 PM

*30 mins later*

brick?
aight well okay
im taking my sim out again u wont be able to reach me

u missed this one but dont worry
after i rite my finals
next month then
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unfortunately for u frenchy is leaving this weekend

hope i hit it
*crosses fingers and loggs off*
life starts after work/or lack thereof