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Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: BHLAKHROZE on May 24, 2007, 02:07:08 PM
...NO.

okay. so dudes need to stop sending please call mes to girls. i thought i was the only one who had problems with it (wouldnt be the first time). until i overheard a complete stranger have a convo with her friends. bugged. like but why. like how. like explain. its bizarre just nje. but then it can get even worse. how you gonna be sending a girl a please call me. and you are the one who wants to get with her. uh. what. like are you being serious.

coz then some poor girl has all called back. on some a booty call. a please call me. you better believe it. so much for wanting ones money hey.

and the girls do it aswell. to dudes. and im like but. come now. lets all just like 'step away from the vehicle' - its incredible. i must call you. so you can then hara** me. i must now use money i also dont have to call you back. you who wants to speak to me. yes. that makes perfect sense actually. give me some numbers to dial.

it must stop. and now it might. looks like we've taken being cheapos to the next level. looks like its costing the networks and now they are getting all tired of being so kind (were they ever - like whatever!). but i suppose its not a day too soon.

its all this trying to make other peoples children look stupid when they arent.  

(this excludes the boyfriend. he can please call me all the time im sure :wink: )

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Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: Blac Satyr on May 24, 2007, 02:46:08 PM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol: Yo Honey it's Cold outside
this is... tha Remix!!!
Booty, Booty, Booty, Booty... Booty Call Nuccas!
Booty, Booty, Booty, Booty... Booty Call Nuccas!
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: RearrangedReality on May 24, 2007, 03:35:04 PM
about 3years back a dude sent me a "plesase call me" to tell me to stay away from his girlfriend. still cant believe it. He was even next to his girl while he was doing that. stampisha u "L" on his forehead.
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: Dpleezy on May 24, 2007, 03:46:15 PM
i get about 8 please call me's every day.

if you ever wanna reach me, don't ever send a PCM cause i ain't never responding to that shit. get some airtime son!

4000 what!  8)
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on May 24, 2007, 03:49:32 PM
^^ you should relise cock-blockery knows no bounds  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: Blac Satyr on May 24, 2007, 03:50:57 PM
well if, Rip's news on point... then I suppose it'll be a good thin they Ban that thin'
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: RearrangedReality on May 24, 2007, 03:55:49 PM
Quote from: "Dplanet"


4000 what!  8)


I've been here for a minute and only on 1000. Im lazy when it comes to typing. I go to other peoples offices for some shit I could have said via e-mail.

70% of that 1000 is probably me saying : cosign, true,  :lol: , sigh, blondizzo, etc
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on May 24, 2007, 03:57:37 PM
Please Call uphi?
Please Call Gudnite
Please Call Urgent
Please Call money

Damn f***ers :twisted:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: RearrangedReality on May 24, 2007, 03:57:59 PM
Quote from: "Deacon Frost"
^^ you should relise cock-blockery knows no bounds  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


 :lol:   :lol:  :lol:

i guess you're right
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: morph on May 24, 2007, 03:59:28 PM
Quote from: RearrangedReality
Quote from: Dplanet


4000 what!  8)


I've been here for a minute and only on 1000. Im lazy when it comes to typing. I go to other peoples offices for some shit I could have said via e-mail.

70% of that 1000 is probably me saying : cosign, true,  :lol: , sigh, blondizzo, etc


Daym man 4g o need to stay here more  :roll:  :roll:
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: RearrangedReality on May 24, 2007, 03:59:48 PM
Quote from: "Rip_the_jacker"
Please Call uphi?
Please Call Gudnite
Please Call Urgent
Please Call money

Damn f***ers :twisted:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:


plus: ever had of "Please Recharge Me"  8O
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: cash on May 24, 2007, 04:01:40 PM
its funny how u meet a cat! he asks for ya digits! u dont take his!
then he sends u a pls call me! hahahahahahahaahha!!!!!!!!

broke a** maf***ers!!!!!!! :lol:
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: Trinidad-Hux on May 24, 2007, 04:04:00 PM
strangest please call me i ever seen was from some chic friend of mine's ex. it went...  Please Call Itsover!
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on May 24, 2007, 04:04:30 PM
Quote from: "RearrangedReality"
Quote from: "Rip_the_jacker"
Please Call uphi?
Please Call Gudnite
Please Call Urgent
Please Call money

Damn f***ers :twisted:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:


plus: ever had of "Please Recharge Me"  8O


then the broad didn't wanna give me head afterwards SUMAMA BITCH!!@!
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: RearrangedReality on May 24, 2007, 04:05:38 PM
Quote from: "blaklez"
strangest please call me i ever seen was from some chic friend of mine's ex. it went...  Please Call Me Itsover!


BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

cla**ic

and i thought no one here is gonna beat my call back story.  :lol:
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: Tonnes on May 24, 2007, 04:24:10 PM
Quote from: "Rip_the_jacker"
Please Call uphi?
Please Call Gudnite
Please Call Urgent
Please Call money


Please Call Ubisi

It happened to this dude in ma hood, the chic wanted milk(not the AG one :lol: ) for the child and the went "f*** it bayiliphunga no nyoko".
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: RearrangedReality on May 24, 2007, 04:30:50 PM
Quote from: "MuseRaw"
Quote from: "Rip_the_jacker"
Please Call uphi?
Please Call Gudnite
Please Call Urgent
Please Call money


Please Call Ubisi

It happened to this dude in ma hood, the chic wanted milk(not the AG one :lol: ) for the child and the went "f*** it bayiliphunga no nyoko".


 :lol:
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: truthkid on May 24, 2007, 05:31:25 PM
this pls call me shit's got otta hand.. had a nigga of mine sending me personalized sht on a Saturday morning.. tell me what u'd think of this shit>> saturday morning @ bout 04:00 drunk as f*** out wit ma otha niggas and some chicks..

1...... pls call Disprin
2..... pls call toothache
3..... pls call ASAP


f***in hell for a moment there in my drunk state I thought WTF!!! pls call disprin???? so I asked ths chk to help me out.. so she reads all'a them and busts out laughin like a mofaka.. bout a sec later I add 1 +1 (had a blond moment mixed le Jack) f*** when I realized wht tht nikka wanted I 2 laughed my a** off.

ya neh... being broke is a Bitch!!
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: Saskia on May 25, 2007, 12:32:19 AM
Quote from: "RearrangedReality"
about 3years back a dude sent me a "plesase call me" to tell me to stay away from his girlfriend. still cant believe it. He was even next to his girl while he was doing that. stampisha u "L" on his forehead.


 :lol:   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: Trinidad-Hux on May 25, 2007, 09:02:56 AM
Another strange one i saw was on Nyambz's fone. i think it was from a cat in the Eastern Cape (i know it aint you Cash-Money :wink: ). it read... Please Call Givmebitjo

i think this cat deserves full marks for creativity. I hope he managed to get that beat from nyambo.
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: Blizzard on June 11, 2007, 04:08:54 PM
Quote from: "blaklez"
Another strange one i saw was on Nyambz's fone. i think it was from a cat in the Eastern Cape (i know it aint you Cash-Money :wink: ). it read... Please Call Givmebitjo

i think this cat deserves full marks for creativity. I hope he managed to get that beat from nyambo.


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  u not making this ihst up are u?? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  talkin bout high degree hustlin
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: the brand® on June 11, 2007, 04:49:08 PM
Quote from: "blaklez"
strangest please call me i ever seen was from some chic friend of mine's ex. it went...  Please Call Itsover!

had the same ish as RR

dude plz calling me to stay away from "his" girl

but that ish u done mentioned

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i send em jus to irritate peeps

PLease call FTSEK
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: cash on June 12, 2007, 09:25:39 AM
Quote from: "blaklez"
Another strange one i saw was on Nyambz's fone. i think it was from a cat in the Eastern Cape (i know it aint you Cash-Money :wink: ). it read... Please Call Givmebitjo

i think this cat deserves full marks for creativity. I hope he managed to get that beat from nyambo.


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!
that cat deserves a beat man! yo nyambs hook him up! hahahahhaha!!!!
at least a ringtone! LOL!

utlwa beat :lol:
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: Vexer on June 20, 2007, 11:14:05 AM
Quote from: "RearrangedReality"
about 3years back a dude sent me a "plesase call me" to tell me to stay away from his girlfriend. still cant believe it. He was even next to his girl while he was doing that. stampisha u "L" on his forehead.


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Reminds me of the Kabelo song "Yekele ukusms icherry yam".
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: morph on June 20, 2007, 01:24:30 PM
Quote from: "blaklez"
strangest please call me i ever seen was from some chic friend of mine's ex. it went...  Please Call Itsover!


I have been in that boat b4 Kinda of silly then they say they were trying to get your attention
"..In briCK's words ...Tryflin ...
Damn  :evil:
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: Blac Satyr on June 20, 2007, 02:07:02 PM
talkin' about Please Call Me thin' I jus got ma celf a nite mare Gurl Friend Horro of those... what's worse it's been less than 2w/k we nu each otha & I don no man she Changez her no.s now & then. Sendin' ps. call Baby.luv? & then nu no.s... nu numba not accessable!!! otha recent 1 they eitha voice mail or shut. What the Hell is wit that ladiez??? Gurl playin' Syko or wut?

By the way, y'all heard that Prank Rude Boi played yesterday on Cell C Manager? He Convienced him 2 Give all Cell C membaz free callz this cumin' w/k&... we waitin' 2 C if he's gonna do it!!!
 :D  :lol:  :D  :lol:  :D Freeee oll w/k& Callz, there's Gonna Be Network Break-Dowwwwn 4 Real Man
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: GudEar on June 20, 2007, 02:21:41 PM
Me back at Tech I was planning to lay down this other galfriend of mine the following day. We talked about it and we agreed that 2morro is it, Ziyasha. But this chick was very very dodgy....so me I woke on the following day, prepare everything then at 10h00AM I got this call back from her Please Call Periods......I was  :x  :x   :oops:  :oops:  upset....then I replied back Please call Uyanya
Title: PLEASE CALL ME...
Post by: BHLAKHROZE on June 20, 2007, 08:50:51 PM
Quote from: "Gifted Much"
Please Call Periods......I was  :x  :x   :oops:  :oops:  upset....then I replied back Please call Uyanya


please call hilarious.