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Hip Hop Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: briCK on August 20, 2007, 11:21:06 AM
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*sigh*
where should I start?
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I suppose the begining is the best place to start...along with beer females are my achilles heal....I love both too much but in he long they actually not good for me...fine she takes good care of a nigga she even cooks for a nigga....washes a niggas back .. listens to my bullshit stories and pretends that the shit I am talking is profound yet we both know a nigga talking shit...she even buys shit for a niggas kid..she straight like
BUT
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yip I am still waiting for the return of Amstel...coz 10rand for a 330ml can is just out...Well compared to all the other piss poor shit out there its actually the prefared choice but I always said nothing in a can is worth drinking....it started as any other day starts..with the sun rise and the ever "f*** i'm still alive.... shit!!! ah well guess i'll do what I do every other day...go take the white man's money and breathe his oxygen...."exept this time there's the odd..what the f*** is this?...OH SHIT ITS A TITTY.... 8O :D :oops: :cry: 8) ....then you realize you have a woman in your bed then you try and piece the events of the previous day and try to think of how you will pray and thank the lord for the gift which is lying by you...naked woman in your bed...don't take a genius to figure that you probably got some the previous night hence you woke with a smile on your face....to top it off its a holiday AND you got a six pack of beers in the fridge..LORD what did I do to deserve this...SIGH...alls good till she wakes up....*sigh*
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then she talks...
"baby...i think we need to talk....and NO I am not dumping you we need to spend more time together..i think we should take this relasionship to the next level"
THE f*** you mean next level you my woman I'm your man end of story there is not NEXT step after this...
*sigh*
so you drink your beer and and listen
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then she talks...
"baby...i think we need to talk..
whoo.............
u dem near had a heart attack dint ya brick?
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Stop talking to yourself brick-head.
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so what happened, or is that it?
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Stop talking to yourself brick-head.
dude..you don't wanna go there..I am unstable right now.
PS I am talking to YOU.
anyway
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so what happened, or is that it?
I couldn't finish yester..
where was I?
yes so when I discover that the moon landing shit was staged I stopped beliving television hence the reason I don't know that the health minister was of ill health recently and the fact that apparently she is a alchoholic..thats bullshit man judging people on they choice of poison....I saqy alchoholics unite and turn shit around and make non-alchoholisim what alchoholisim is right now...f***ing non-drunks! ..itys this ...wait wrong story
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brick...dahling, are u gonna start whining about all the bad karma u get for being a little whorebag again? but alas...i am entertained. continue.
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whorebag
Jacked..my potty mouth vocab just expanded..whorebag..love how it rolls off the tongue..I'll definatly be using that...this whorebag I know...love it
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Well I have been..impressedby myself and my ability to do the one woman thing its...different...but karma has its own shit in mind...I have been cheated on before..deservingly so..apparently sex once a month is not idea...ladies got needs too and with a plate as full as I had 1nce a month was really impressive of a nigga like me...
Next level usually means more than I think I am capable of...becuase well i think karma is hitting back..several weeks ago my woman sent me a text message that was intended for someone else and from the sound of the sms..I could be in trouble
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I got one kid...well that I know off but I am pretty cirtain that there are lots of other mini mes running around....now this woman wants to move in with me...first then latter down the line I am pretty sure I will have a surprise in store
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is that it?
i enjoy ur monologues.. so carry on
c'mon mabrigade ....
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shit my ADD must be getting worse I need to refil my prescription..
anyway the text message said
"He does not know and I don't know how to tell him...sin from the past you know I love him its just..I dunno"
I don't normally do this..actually I lie I do normally do this..by this you might be wondering what I mean by this i mean drinking with anyone who is willing to hear what my thought are...so I was at a shady tarven(to maintain the street image of cource) a nigga can be seen...wait...I saw pink Timbz..being rocked by a guy....did I miss a memo or something..is pink timbz the orignal timz...I was .. i dunno if the word even exists..cummon PINK f***ING TIMBZ..where do they even make them is there a factory who buys..I digress..
anyway I am sitting with an OLD Lady..you know I ws tryna get the 411 from a grown woman..so I tricked her into spilling the beans about women..and she says..."We are dogs ALL of us we are not to be trusted!!!!!" ...My heart sank!!!
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"We are dogs ALL of us we are not to be trusted!!!!!" ...My heart sank!!!
Continue
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I don't like stereo-typing and putting people in boxes
(http://www.bigbrownbox.co.uk/acatalog/NEWBIGBROWNKIDS212.jpg)
okay I lie..I love it keeps me sane or as sane as one can get and due to the...whoa
I still say shit like white people, black people, coloreds, indians etc ..so I still call curry dishes Indian food so consiquently I can pap black people food...I just had a culture shock..I went to the Caffeteria to eat..when I got there there is a table of about 5 white folk eating pap...It was more than I could handle...it was not by circumstance the Cafettiria has a broad menu..or is it diverse...are those two sysnonyms? I think so..I am sure there is an English Grammer teacher out there who is proud of her product.....me...I blame on the education system
The mutli-choiced caffiteria...caters for blacks..i.e pap and beef stew,,it caters for white folk..lasagne pasta etc etc..you know white food..they even have the neutral delicay which is rice and chicken...black people eat with tey...*sigh* let me continue with the story
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I have a history of indiscretions..I will boldly say and be honest I have NEVER cheated while in a steady relashionship..not once its not me BUT as a single nigga I be going thru 10 different broadsat the same time some were cheating and at times I knew most imes I did not so I know about the shady shit which bitches do..but to have a grown woman say something like that can shatter one's view.....and makes cats like Vusi Ximba less mysogynitic and more accurtly prophets or historians.
Ladies is dick really THAT nice? that you'd risk years of marriage for a little(sic) dick...whatever
so she is telling me in graphic(I can't erase the horror from my mind) detail of things that her close friends used to do when they were younger..
I tried to stop her from talking but it was too the the dam had burst its banks...and i sat there in horror listen to the devil who is woman.
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Ladies is dick really THAT nice? that you'd risk years of marriage for a little(sic) dick...whatever
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Victoria dont know how to keep a secret
like a nigga need pussy
a bitch need dick
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more brick more!
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Beer and women dont mix
sport and women dont mix
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I forgot bout this..anyway
this woman is old and she start telling the triffling things they used to do.
"We used to get hi while our men were at work and we would f*** little kids"
:x
I thinks "Lady that just YOU and your triling hoe friends"...
she be like belive whatever the f*** you want i am just letting you in on the loop coz youz a nice nigga...
She goes on "I remmeber when I was about your age..wait young man you married or got a steady girl?"
me I guess a bit of both...
her :?
anyway she proceeds.."When I was your age....wait young man does she drink?"
Me yeah but not as much as me..she like..."Before I go on let me school you"
So I order another round coz I feel I am going to need it
Basically females are allegic to themselves, and spend too much time "high" ever notice how females can smoke a nigga under the table niggaz smoke in groups while females smoke alone...
look before someone accuses a female loving nigga like me..I am just pa**ing information I was given..I can't belive all she said...but I aint a no woman
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8O
I must speak about nothing but females..I was looking for this thread so I did a search..typed in females and was shocked HALF the search results where threads start by me...I need proffesional help..this fixation CANT be healthy...
http://www.africasgateway.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=search&mode=results&sid=74a5ba263954d12bcccb389e5ef986c6
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PS to you simps that aint figure it out yet...that fore play shit is for the movies and other fantasis females would like you to belive in..they get a kick of watching you lick they filthy bodies.....to quote"we want to be penetrated"
AGAIN I am just spreading words I got....
as I have mentioned if this is f***ing with your mojo...imagine hearing it from a 60year old alchoholic woman.
I AM SCARED...lucky for me I have ADD is forget shit....scared...
i dunno if I shoud get as graphic as she did but...yeah man
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I'll chill a bit
the truth is I bet females got they own theories and GENUINLY belive we deserve it coz we started it... :?
my whoebag friends ALL have the same sorries its like a template the friend of mine who are not whorebags have a smart woman which essensially is what woman should be..smart DONT GET CAUGHT CHEATING simple rule..DONT BRING YOUR NIGGA TO YOUR HOUSE GO TO A MOTEL..DO NOT f*** YOUR MANS FRIEND...everytime people get caught cheating a dumb woman is involved..the friends of mine who arn't whoebags..live a blissful life of ingorance.
The whorebags...long story short inested they life on a girl at a early age get dumped or cheated on and they go on a f*** ALL WOMEN spree
girls pretty much different...i know bitches a virgin today tommorow she sucking another nigga dick...true story..
we used to hang around smoking weed drinking at a friends house when the parents were out the country...a friend knew this chick from a girls school..aranged to have girls over...a girl who was a virgin on friday had f***ed 5different guys by monday..cumon tell me that aint trife..imagine now she dates some sucker out there and due to her love for sex breaks the nigga hear turning him into a whorebag who really is to blame?
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:)
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8O *falls off chair *
this is the funniest shit ever
and its really hard for me to laugh right now coz
im suffering from a bad case of the "blue calls"
the pain...the horror
courtesy of that
...*(^(*&^*(&ho*(&^&*(^slut*(^*(&^bitch
:twisted:
ahh brick.............
u need therapy
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Now the cheating...I for one am open for open dialogue...if you KNOW yous a cheating hoe let a nigga know just don't bring no infection and God don't get pregnant TRUE as shit..if my woman told me that she needs dick every second i'll be like bitch..I aint automated get your just don't let me see you....okay this different from Carl Davis i think pussy approch on some "If you playing please don't let me know" that a pussy approach tha gives women idea..you say that to you woman what you thin is going through her mind..
"what a spinless wimp you got back bone I bet I can now let briCK hit it without me feeling guitly and if you catch I'll play the f*** you Im leaving routine then you'll be back with me while I blow briCk horn"
then she answers..."sweety why would you even think that? are you tryna tell me somethin...*crocodile tears* ..ar u ar u cheating baby"
inside she thinking "BLAW you stupid simp now you gonna buy tha chain I wanted...shit...nigga you aguinius with Graig Daviesce thinkin...hahaha simp"
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BUT
we live in thte real world ..."where telling your partner she can go hoeing is impractical"
So the Granny continues...talking bout ... why women cheat the REAL reasons not any of these make belive ... she not sexually satisfied, not getting attention, etc etc all those lame excuse bitches give before they dump or when you catch them cheating...this did somewhat make me feel at ease that she cheat coz she not satified or I was dumped because I am not good enough..
powerful stuff POWA full