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Title: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: churchofthe latterdayLatte on April 17, 2008, 02:41:34 PM
I thought she was tripping when her myspace profile listed her as a comedian...til i was directed to watch this....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92GM851j20k


and read this....   


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    Do you remember your first experience with alcohol?

    I was at Grambling State, and the fashion club had an after party. There was a drinking game-I did a shot of Everclear. Next thing I remember was being back at my dorm on the bathroom floor. My girlfriends said I was singing. I didn’t even know I was a singer at that point.

    How many people have you truly loved?

    I’ve always wanted the best for everyone in my life. Except for one person: Bombita. She was in the fifth grade with me. She can die.

    What?
    She was mean. She used to step on my toes, anything to make me mad. I hope she’s a ghetto statistic. And if that keeps me out of Heaven, then so be it.

    Who was the last person you punched?

    My sister. And she was pregnant. [Laughs.] Well, she was talking shit to me!

What does a kiss from you cost now?

You have to change gods and wear crochet pants. You haven’t heard about me?

To read more  pick up a copy of the April issue of Blender.



Chick is a trip----gotta love her...even more now




link from Crunktastical
Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: phunksuu on April 17, 2008, 02:56:03 PM
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_A-bXyPL07Ww/R_1txstGODI/AAAAAAAAA7s/EbqS0sR58oI/s1600-h/msbadu.jpg)

ghetto booty!
Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: phunksuu on April 17, 2008, 02:59:30 PM
http://bp3.blogger.com/_A-bXyPL07Ww/R_1txstGODI/AAAAAAAAA7s/EbqS0sR58oI/s1600-h/msbadu.jpg
Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: churchofthe latterdayLatte on April 17, 2008, 03:04:23 PM
I hope she's a ghetto statistic!!!!


mmm, that' a murking...If erykah is trying to block your shine---you in a pack of doo doo...ain't shit gonna come to you Bombita---till you do right by Miss Erykah...
Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: MrC The Rap God Almighty on April 17, 2008, 03:29:56 PM
 :o :o :o :o at this girl's derriere. saw that shit in the Honey video. baby got back.

PAKISTANI for real.
Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: phunksuu on April 17, 2008, 04:02:47 PM
yep-she got ghetto boody!!  :o :o
i luv her long time!!

definition of sex appeal! no doubt!!!
Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: The Mighty Loks on April 17, 2008, 04:07:08 PM

Chick is a trip----gotta love her...even more now


Now more than ever.
Erykah for president...
Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: phunksuu on April 17, 2008, 04:24:54 PM
LOL
yeah i didnt know she was packing till i saw the honey vid!!
Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: churchofthe latterdayLatte on April 17, 2008, 04:34:45 PM
Think its from after the second baby...love it. she looks hott.
Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: RearrangedReality on April 17, 2008, 06:46:26 PM
hah ha ha! damn shes funny. had no idea.

"you to change gods and wear crochet pants" LOL

i wonder how common feels about that joke.
Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: churchofthe latterdayLatte on June 05, 2008, 03:18:18 AM
and so it continues...the hilarity dont stop!!!! :o :o :o

Yo Master C...phat Avvy son...just only saw it...

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Part Two is due out in July, and Badu plans to accessorize it with USB sticks available at her Web site and concerts. Like DVD extras, the portable drives will feature commentary on the creative process behind each track. Plus, fans will be able to update their sticks with monthly multimedia downloads — everything from live show excerpts to "me in a bathtub with Flavor Flav," she says. "I wanted to give away my materials. It's about sharing, and that's why I like this system." That said, the singer is slightly less forthcoming about the third album, a "period piece" called Lowdown Loretta Brown that's scheduled for fall release. "I don't want to introduce too much of that right now," Badu says. "I don't want Gwen Stefani stealing my shit."
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Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: General In8 on June 05, 2008, 07:49:24 AM
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b] "I don't want to introduce too much of that right now," Badu says. "I don't want Gwen Stefani stealing my shit."
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LOL!!
Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: RearrangedReality on June 05, 2008, 09:09:25 AM
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"I don't want to introduce too much of that right now," Badu says. "I don't want Gwen Stefani stealing my shit."

LOL

Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: MrC The Rap God Almighty on June 05, 2008, 09:27:31 AM
and so it continues...the hilarity dont stop!!!! :o :o :o

Yo Master C...phat Avvy son...just only saw it...



thanks dunn.one.
Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: RearrangedReality on June 05, 2008, 09:34:09 AM
yo cool sig MrC
Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: Enis21 on June 05, 2008, 09:45:07 AM
@ Mr C
who took those pics of you and your boy?

Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: MrC The Rap God Almighty on June 05, 2008, 09:56:06 AM
We had a Federation photoshoot over the weekend. Some dude called Brandon from AgentOrange. I kinda messed up the quality of the pictures when i created the animated GIF. The originals are actually pretty good.

Check out their site. http://www.agentorange.co.za

They do logo designs, covers, etc. Plus they work with you on your concept. Cool cats i gotta say.

Planning to do another photo shoot with them soon. More wardrobe, more locations,the works.


Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: Enis21 on June 05, 2008, 10:05:29 AM
^ ^ ^
dope pics! esp with the JHB skyline background!
Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: emceeKasualT on June 05, 2008, 10:10:58 AM
Badu told SOHH she often finds humor in the things people say about her, especially her highly publicized romances with rappers Common and Andre 3000 of OutKast- with whom she has a child.

"I haven't really noticed any backlash with myself," Badu said, "except comical things like I'm a mankiller, or you're not supposed to look Badu directly in the eyes or you gonna be wearing funny pants or shoulder pads or change your raps. I even heard I'm banned from the hip-hop awards [and should] leave our rappers alone.'"


Erykah Badu has some advice for young women in the music business: Start with merchandising, "do some ho shit," and then think about actual music.  It would be funny if it weren't so true.
Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: churchofthe latterdayLatte on June 05, 2008, 12:32:29 PM
lol T...that's what she's saying in the vid first up on the thread. ROFLMAO!
Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: churchofthe latterdayLatte on June 05, 2008, 12:33:57 PM
awwwwww, RR! :-*
Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: RearrangedReality on June 05, 2008, 12:55:53 PM
awwwwww, RR! :-*

 :-*
Title: Re: Erykah is hilarious
Post by: emceeKasualT on June 05, 2008, 01:08:57 PM
really.. well.. I cant see videos at the plantation.. as Im sure some other people cant...
Hope you didnt catch any carpet burn while you were ROFLMAO!...lol





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