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Hip Hop Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: Taf1 on April 21, 2008, 01:18:04 AM
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So here i am at work (i graft @ a servo BTW) and this 55 Y.O dude, a regular customer walks in and well he pretty much comes in around the same time each night and hangs around for a while and we actually have a chat. It's pretty much very quiet during those hours anyway. As usual i ask him how the weekend was and all that. After all i am paid to be nice to these peoples... Somehow i began to tell him that i had an OK weekend despite some 'issues' with my girlfriend ;D then suddenly his face changes and says 'Girlfriend?' and im like 'Jaa!'. Then i asked him if everything was cool and he says to me "It's only that i always come in here and spend time with you and i thought maybe you would pick up on it. Did you think i just come here to talk all the time? I didn't think you were... you know... straight. Perhaps it's not your thing, you people(Africans). I hope you don't mind me saying that." I froze. Dead cold. Man left.
Up until now i can't believe a few smiles could lead to this man looking at a nigga in such a way. YUCK. These western countries eish...
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Well, hey, at least its not like my experience. 1998, I'm in New Orleans with my
parents. I've just arrived in the city and the first place my mother wanted to visit
a jewlery store. As soon as we walk in, myself tired from a long journey to N.O.
I started to doze of on the counter. Out of nowhere a flamboyant white gay dude runs over to me and starts to grope me. I just tried to fight him off and asked for a
handshake and it settled.
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LMAO!!! dats freaky, gess u luk lyk one o dose metro dudes! ;D
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@ Rzeed - homie tell me ue got violent >:( >:( >:(
@ Moly - damn, i can't believe that i mean i ... eish me im lost for words. This the first time it's happened, i really DO NOT think im anything close to metro. this is too much for me!
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ah dude...play it cool. it aint no thing- poor dude was just checking- i mean how are gay people supposed to hook up then? just say, sorry..i'm not gay...and carry on chatting about other shit...
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Up until now i can't believe a few smiles could lead to this man looking at a nigga in such a way.
Post a pic of your smile and let us be the judge of that. ;D ;D ;D
YUCK. These western countries eish...
And relax he was trying his luck. It's not like he had a gaydar or something at least now he knows and I don't think he'll try something else again.
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So here i am at work (i graft @ a servo BTW) and this 55 Y.O dude, a regular customer walks in and well he pretty much comes in around the same time each night and hangs around for a while and we actually have a chat. It's pretty much very quiet during those hours anyway. As usual i ask him how the weekend was and all that. After all i am paid to be nice to these peoples... Somehow i began to tell him that i had an OK weekend despite some 'issues' with my girlfriend ;D then suddenly his face changes and says 'Girlfriend?' and im like 'Jaa!'. Then i asked him if everything was cool and he says to me "It's only that i always come in here and spend time with you and i thought maybe you would pick up on it. Did you think i just come here to talk all the time? I didn't think you were... you know... straight. Perhaps it's not your thing, you people(Africans). I hope you don't mind me saying that." I froze. Dead cold. Man left.
Up until now i can't believe a few smiles could lead to this man looking at a nigga in such a way. YUCK. These western countries eish...
It can only be your smile probably that had the old man hopeful. Ni99az, stay away from the lip gloss and pink shirts, tight jeans.lol.
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(http://www.mathcs.duq.edu/~fa01mcguire/images/mangina.jpg)
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EISH thats y i stay away from the normal labello and only use the one for men lmao
Dont worry dude these things happen... guess u just gotta be careful who u smile at..
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I didn't think you were... you know... straight.quote]
well ma ninj, maybe there's something about that is ...you know....not straight!! ;D
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its that smile and nod shit you gotta do at a corporate environment. imagine how a black dude would react if you'd that them. all we do is say eita or holla ugrand type of ish. that smile and nod thing is reserved for them white dudes, i was taught to do that at work. i guess its so that i make them feel comfortable around me.
by the way, i LMAO at you Taf1. shit aint funny but HAH HA HA! its one thing being hit on by a gay dude but to be mistaken for one is another. post your that smile bro so we can tell if thats the problem or not.
PS: i hope my comments wont be misinterpreted as homophobic, coz i'm not.
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@ Rzeed - homie tell me ue got violent >:( >:( >:(
I had no choice but to get violent. I couldn't let some batti bwoy come out of
nowhere and touch me.
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Rearranged LOL im goin thru some trauma shit here and ue can only make it worse... ;Dfine ill post the smile then let's see how it goes, gimme a few to locate the cam
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we're stil waitn 4 da smile taf... :P
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Sorry had gone out for a bit
(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z107/Zvikweret/heh.jpg)
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awww!!! :D :D thats that ish that abo-somizi and andile would prounce!!! :'( :'(
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Ah damn ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D it aint funny y'all :D :D :D :D :D
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Courtesy of the ever charming Almighty....
(http://i30.tinypic.com/9itxmb.jpg)
Sorry dude but you do have a cute, girly smile ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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awwww maaayyynnnn, its so cute!!!! *whispers, "is it really urs?"*
now tell me, y didn u just put da rest of da pic der. i mean we wana see wat accompanies da smile. plus u bein all single and all now.....hint hint nidge nudge... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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baldi I'm sorry but you caught an L at life for posting that gay naked cracker a** cracker
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awwww maaayyynnnn, its so cute!!!! *whispers, "is it really urs?"*
now tell me, y didn u just put da rest of da pic der. i mean we wana see wat accompanies da smile. plus u bein all single and all now.....hint hint nidge nudge... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
LOL yes it is mine :D :) :) :D :D :D
I can PM ue the item if ue are that keen hehehe ;)
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hehehe..... hehe 8)
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nigga looking sweeter than 3 cups of sugar
SMH
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haa Phunk all ue got r disses for a brother lol
Moly? :-* :-* :-* :-*
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ur taf, you still blaming the cracker for thinking wat he thunk?
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ah finish :D :D :D
r ue sayin it was MY fault???
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walking around flashing them pearlies all willy nilly...it was bound to happen! it was bound to happen! ...kana who sang that shit- Mystikal?
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Sorry had gone out for a bit
(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z107/Zvikweret/heh.jpg)
Definitely a gay smile.
I think his gaydar just locked on and you just haven't realised yet, that you are that way.