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Title: the shit in my life
Post by: Taf1 on May 12, 2008, 01:52:43 PM
So... i've really been tryin my best to stay outta trouble and just be 'decent'. Esp after a long convo with a good female friend i've know for many many many years where she enlightened me about the name i created for myself back home (a bad one at that) for being a terrorist when it came to feminines.  ;D ;D ;D i actually had no idea i was 'that bad' considering i never had problems getting a girl but that story for later.

The issue at hand here, had a lil scuffle with my ex over some girl. Apparently it seems like i've moved on a lil to quickly for her liking and she made it very clear that she is not particulalrly happy with how all of a sudden im comfortably hanging out and spending time with some lil 2nd year girl. You know how women are. I tried to plead my innocence, however, as i have NOT made a pa** at this other young one. It didnt help, ex-Mrs Taf is mad. But this isnt the actual story here.

I leave my cabin to hit the library coz i just wanted a neutral venue to do my books with 3 a**ignments due on 1 day. Im f***ed. Anyway i get to Uni, jump into the library and some 3 African honeys just caught my eye. I deliberately pa** by where they can see me, right? Not that i meant to do anything but its just a nigga thing. So i pa** by and give em a stare and kept walking...

Hold on 1 sec brb
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: Taf1 on May 12, 2008, 02:05:36 PM
I go to a really secluded spot where i usually get my intellect on. Sit down and as im taking my books out what do i see? One of the 3 girls is standing in front of me and she seems a bit nervous. Im thinkin ok... interesting. Anyway she cuts str8 to the chase and says to me "My friends dared me to kiss you for $250. Im like WTF? but there's a slight problem besides my amusement. She is ugly i mean fugly and worse still has a missing tooth. No lie im f***in serious! B4 i reply she says to me 'Get up and kiss me my friends are waiting.' Then i say to myself nah gotta take charge here then i told her to sit her a** down and talk proper.

She is so nervous i can see her literally sweating and that just gave me confidence hehehe  :D :D :D to my surprise she sits down and i ask her what her name is bla bla bla. Not that i cared i was buying time. Next thing the other 2 girls pitch up and say to her 'He refused dint he?'. Even if she was ugly i dint wanna embarra** her like that so i stepped up and said to the ladies "I didnt refuse i just wanted to kiss all 3 of you and we can call it even." I know, it sounds so corny and silly. I couldnt believe myself. It was worth a try coz the other 2 were FIZOOIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYNNNNEEE! One was tall and very very very dark. But the beauty on that face was something else and the hell i swore Sudanese people would never be the object in my eye but this girl changed my mind coz really she was that beautiful. I still could do without the darkness. The other was average height, light and had a body any man would wish his woman had. Funny enough they actually agreed to my proposal LOL. Yes i kissed all 3... no peck on the cheek type... str8 lip locl and tongue action

anyway the story goes on
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: phunksuu on May 12, 2008, 02:11:22 PM
you kissed them in the library?
screw the ex! its been long enough! LOL
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: Taf1 on May 12, 2008, 02:13:47 PM
all done, i let these birds go coz i had shit to do. everyone was happy and more than satisfied. Eish i love uni!

In the end this thing disturbed my whole flow... so i called it a day and left for my homies cabin. I get there we start talkin abt honeys and all that and i told him of my ordeal. Everything is cool we chilling then he starts telling me about this girl he f***ed who was just on his case abt a relationship. Im like tz kul bra who be she?

It so happens to be my new potential squeeze. Great just f***in gr8. That obviously cancels her out compeletly. This is the problem with having these playa type dudes as yo homies nigga has f***ed so many girls he is leaving us with 2nd hand shit to deal with. That was my Q to leave, now im home. How mixed can a day get. How is everyone doing?
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: General In8 on May 12, 2008, 02:20:49 PM
everyone is probably havin a normal lyf ie not residing in taf world! niggar please!!! i can see y u got urself a bad name back home ;D n den u have da audacity to complain about 2nd hands? ::) like cum on.


"I know, it sounds so corny and silly. I couldnt believe myself."

ya think???









but then i gess if a niggar fine a niggar fine and he cant help it if women throwin themselves on him.... ;)
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: Taf1 on May 12, 2008, 02:26:49 PM
@phunk - oh yes i did  ;D ;D ;D

@Moly - c'mon show me some love also, but lets be honest noone wants 2nd hands. I'm no saint sure but can ue see drama follows ME?
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: General In8 on May 12, 2008, 02:51:17 PM
yeah man, i luv u just da way u r....... ;D


oh and drama dnt follow u, it dwells/resides/lives/breathes with u
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: Tarstar on May 12, 2008, 04:18:07 PM
ok. STORY sounds very familiar,except for 1 part

so I'm f***kd up right straight from cla** after receivng and getting corrections from my bad accounting results. Bag behind my bag, headed straight back to the res.
Behind me are three gr8 looking honeys, i keep glancing behind to see how tight they are,anyway i keep hearing them giggle and I keep thinking I'm the reason for their amusement.
anyway I hear one say in Sepedi I'll tell him, and I dont kno how to act, then one of them finally calls at me hesitantly thinking I aint heard.
I stop immediately and ask them why they called. 1 said they did'nt, but the other said No we did,infact 1 of us have something to tell u
I'm like yeah I'm listening, she continues infact this person dared us to tell u how she feels about u, she says she likes u and its her
I'm over the moon and she's as nervous as a virgin,kept giggling and denying what she said with her friends aguing,anyway we keep walking and dey tell me for how long she fancy me, before i went my own direction we talked,damn she was fine as hell.
anyway I found out from her when we started jolling that she was
really having a crush on me and one of her friends decided to tell me when she was infact against it but now is glad her friend did.

and oh me too.
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: The Mighty Loks on May 12, 2008, 04:21:39 PM
Hey hay kodwa siyaqhathwa apha...
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: Omero's Daddy on May 12, 2008, 04:27:51 PM
@ Taf? Why did they offer the other girl dollars to kiss you? Didnt they have rands? Or was it back in Zim?
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on May 12, 2008, 04:29:26 PM
ok. STORY sounds very familiar,except


ha ha ha, laughing while i play the track, Busted by the Isle Brothers

Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: The Mighty Loks on May 12, 2008, 04:31:14 PM
@ Taf? Why did they offer the other girl dollars to kiss you? Didnt they have rands? Or was it back in Zim?

Nigga this is some BS made up story coZ even if they were in Zim do you really think any1 is in a position to be giving away money coz yo a** got kissed.
I know we said you had a cute smile Taf but you taking this ish a bit too far. You aint no Common nigger.
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on May 12, 2008, 04:33:01 PM
Hey hay kodwa siyaqhathwa apha...


Uyasipheka :o
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: The Mighty Loks on May 12, 2008, 04:37:49 PM
Hey hay kodwa siyaqhathwa apha...


Uyasipheka :o

Chin uyasiqhela.
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: churchofthe latterdayLatte on May 12, 2008, 05:05:09 PM
qhathiwe...qha.
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: RearrangedReality on May 12, 2008, 07:00:02 PM
@Rip, Baldi and Latte

LMAO! you guys are killing me.
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: Malcom E.K.K.S on May 12, 2008, 08:31:24 PM
Where's Brick at? I see peeps creeping up in his spot!
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: Taf1 on May 12, 2008, 11:40:12 PM
@ Taf? Why did they offer the other girl dollars to kiss you? Didnt they have rands? Or was it back in Zim?

Oh, i currently reside in Australia my good people... AU$250
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: Taf1 on May 12, 2008, 11:45:36 PM
@ Taf? Why did they offer the other girl dollars to kiss you? Didnt they have rands? Or was it back in Zim?

Nigga this is some BS made up story coZ even if they were in Zim do you really think any1 is in a position to be giving away money coz yo a** got kissed.
I know we said you had a cute smile Taf but you taking this ish a bit too far. You aint no Common nigger.


I aint takin NOTHIN too far, i was approached guys c'mon!

Im as common as Asian corner stores
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick on May 12, 2008, 11:48:44 PM
hw much is dat in rand and carry on wit th story i ws quite interested. n i think baldi meant u aint no common sense. bt dats js wat i think... oh wait... THERE ARE BLACK PEOPLE IN AUSTRALIA!!!!!!
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: RearrangedReality on May 13, 2008, 08:29:33 AM
Im as common as Asian corner stores
PTF
 
You, Dymize. Phunksuu n Museraw have been rather slow lately.

hw much is dat in rand

1 AUS$ = R7 roughly

therefore, Taf1's apparently fugly chick got offered by her good friends R1 750 to kiss this dude. i dont know what everyone else thinks here but if someone got offered that much to kiss me i'd start questioning my looks. are you sure you are as attractive you trying to make the chicks on AG believe you are?

Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: Taf1 on May 13, 2008, 08:31:27 AM
AU$250 = is about R2000

where im at the people considered 'black' are them island peeps... Fiji, Vanuatu etc and frankly i feel rather offended by it and i dont even know why  :) Believe it or not i haven't seen a pure Abo in the 3 yrs i been here except on TV of course ;D
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: Taf1 on May 13, 2008, 08:39:59 AM
Im as common as Asian corner stores
PTF
 
You, Dymize. Phunksuu n Museraw have been rather slow lately.

hw much is dat in rand

1 AUS$ = R7 roughly

therefore, Taf1's apparently fugly chick got offered by her good friends R1 750 to kiss this dude. i dont know what everyone else thinks here but if someone got offered that much to kiss me i'd start questioning my looks. are you sure you are as attractive you trying to make the chicks on AG believe you are?



R2 my man... for me it's not even about the $$$ here for all i know it wasn't even there in the 1st place. I think her friends know she is fugly str8 up and it was silent mockery type thing... and by NO MEANS am i a pretty boy nor am i tryna impress AG chicks  ;D ;D ;D Besides LDRs aren't my thang so im better off tryna impress someone closer to home (no pun intended ladies) I've always played 2nd fiddle to my older bro and younger sibling for as long as i can remember so i have to get at women thru verbals and intellect far more than looks lol :D
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: RearrangedReality on May 13, 2008, 08:52:52 AM

R2 my man...

check again dawg.

of topic a bit. i checked 3 different websites is this wrong by any chance?

250 Australian Dollar(s) = 1804.76 South African Rand(s)
1 ZAR = 0.138522 AUD
1 AUD = 7.21905 ZAR

Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: Taf1 on May 13, 2008, 10:46:27 AM

R2 my man...

check again dawg.

of topic a bit. i checked 3 different websites is this wrong by any chance?

250 Australian Dollar(s) = 1804.76 South African Rand(s)
1 ZAR = 0.138522 AUD
1 AUD = 7.21905 ZAR



You lost me just a lil i meant R2 as in Rearranged Reality
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: RearrangedReality on May 13, 2008, 10:55:34 AM
You lost me just a lil i meant R2 as in Rearranged Reality

oh i thought you meant 2 Rand. lol
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: churchofthe latterdayLatte on May 13, 2008, 11:34:46 AM
awww nawww Taf- fugly with an Australian accent....that's unforgivable.
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: SIR DEEJAY MZU on May 13, 2008, 06:42:27 PM
Where's Brick at? I see peeps creeping up in his spot!

cosign that ish....
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: The CHEF on May 14, 2008, 07:13:33 AM
You lost me just a lil i meant R2 as in Rearranged Reality

oh i thought you meant 2 Rand. lol

off topic

@Rearranged            - Mind us calling U 2 Rand, U know CAP CITY will ruin yo name and call U "boys" (as in 2 rand)!
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: RearrangedReality on May 14, 2008, 08:59:28 AM
You lost me just a lil i meant R2 as in Rearranged Reality

oh i thought you meant 2 Rand. lol

off topic

@Rearranged            - Mind us calling U 2 Rand, U know CAP CITY will ruin yo name and call U "boys" (as in 2 rand)!

call me boys, why? i dont understand.
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: Taf1 on May 14, 2008, 09:26:35 AM
I'm lost as well  :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: the brand® on May 14, 2008, 10:30:06 AM
hehehe

shag em sun shag em i say
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: The CHEF on May 14, 2008, 11:05:42 AM
You lost me just a lil i meant R2 as in Rearranged Reality

oh i thought you meant 2 Rand. lol

off topic

@Rearranged            - Mind us calling U 2 Rand, U know CAP CITY will ruin yo name and call U "boys" (as in 2 rand)!

call me boys, why? i dont understand.

eish...

dude...its a ka**ie lingo for money...R10 = jacket
                                                 R20 = choc
                                                 R50 = half clipper and so on....

Damn nicca...U's slow!
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: The Mighty Loks on May 14, 2008, 01:28:17 PM
You lost me just a lil i meant R2 as in Rearranged Reality

oh i thought you meant 2 Rand. lol

off topic

@Rearranged            - Mind us calling U 2 Rand, U know CAP CITY will ruin yo name and call U "boys" (as in 2 rand)!

call me boys, why? i dont understand.

eish...

dude...its a ka**ie lingo for money...R10 = jacket
                                                 R20 = choc
                                                 R50 = half clipper and so on....

Damn nicca...U's slow!

^^^??? ??? which kasie is this?
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: RearrangedReality on May 14, 2008, 01:30:51 PM
eish...

dude...its a ka**ie lingo for money...R10 = jacket
                                                 R20 = choc
                                                 R50 = half clipper and so on....

Damn nicca...U's slow!

so in Cap City Rap City, you call a R2 "boys"?
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: The CHEF on May 14, 2008, 01:39:12 PM
eish...

dude...its a ka**ie lingo for money...R10 = jacket
                                                 R20 = choc
                                                 R50 = half clipper and so on....

Damn nicca...U's slow!

so in Cap City Rap City, you call a R2 "boys"?

TRU dat!

Mapobane
Soshanguve
Mamelodi
Atteridgeville (my home)
Brits
and all surrounding areas...

Ask any CAP CITY dude!

we sometime get in eish because ppl from here create their own lingo...we are easily picked out by our lingo which is a mix of most SA lingo mixed with som ka**ie slang, like stank ho or freak is called "Mogwanti" pronounced moog-wantee!
CAP CITY not only have its dope sound for hip hop, but corny house or whatever they call it that sets trends as hell...f@ked up, but peeps love it.

Sometimes I just read posts here and think if maybe I had 5 AGians here, yo'll be skooled lingo for real...

I'll open a thread one day of ka**ie lingos...

"Ke tswa so!" or "seken" - meaning "Im out like that"

Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: RearrangedReality on May 14, 2008, 02:24:20 PM
so now i'm RR aka Double-RR aka R2 aka 2 Rand aka boys. cool


I'll open a thread one day of ka**ie lingos...


or you can add on to this...

http://www.africasgateway.com/forums/index.php?topic=21107.0
Title: Re: the shit in my life
Post by: illmas on May 14, 2008, 06:58:38 PM
Dude your IP Address tell it all.... ;)