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Title: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: Inca on May 14, 2008, 10:59:56 AM
The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC: by Inca

Yo it’s your boy Inca once again…this time on some sentimental shit.
Let me break it down for ya’ll….i got me a shawdy I’ve been kicking it with, we ayt..

But now I recently hooked up with this hot thang…she knows bout tha one im with…she into hip hop, shawdy is down to earth, Gods perfect creation for any nigga with soul and hip hop as a lifestyle...

She invited me over to her crib to fix her computer recently (I was sprung a few weeks before the invitation)…but shawdy made a nigga believe she wanted nothin’ beyond a friendship…so I went to her crib with no ulterior motives (didn’t bring rubbers) hence I dig her n she a virgin (you know you gatta be patient with ‘em) ;)..

But yo…30min into ma hustle and tustle with her broken down PC…she started kinda  flinging hints that contradicted her “friendship only” statement…1 thing led to another and *snap*….jus like that shawdy told me that she has a confession..  :o
nigga say what? … she got my immediate attention…”im all ears”, I said…then it started….”remember when I said I only want you as a friend?”, she said…im like “yea…so what’s good  shawdy, what’s really good?”…she come out with it…”I was lyin’”…she said…by then a nigga could cut the tension with a f***en samurai sword…..she said it was because of ma gal (but she didn’t giv a damn nomore)….then we started kissing and shit :-*….i asked her in the middle of a heated awkward moment of pa**ion “is this gonna go any further?” ???….then shawdy asked if I came prepared….i was like “nah I didn’t think shit would go down”…she looked at me with a rea**ured look of trust and said “this is the level we gona reach for now”…I didn’t wory much bout it (I realy dig this gal)….
 
A few days later we tite lyk that….she wanted to pay a nigga a visit 8) (but that’s a story for another day)… then today….she tells me she wants to be “strictly friends”….nigga say what??.....keep in mind that all this took place within a space of a week…she now feels like im using her as substitute for ma gal…(I thot we settled that bit of the saga) :-\….to my shock I tell her “nah baby you cant do me like that” :o…then she tells me that she scared cos now she realy into me (ma gal and shit)… ???
Then told me she gatta go “ill call you later” she said….then hung up the phone. :'(
 
Damn…I don wanna let her go….   

Title: Re: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on May 14, 2008, 11:22:35 AM
we ayt...

Gods perfect creation for any nigga with soul and hip hop as a lifestyle...

nigga say what? …

”im all ears”,

“yea…so what’s good  shawdy, what’s really good...

i was like “nah I didn’t think shit would go down...
 
nigga say what...

 “nah baby you cant do me like that”



If that is how you actually spoke in real life, I fully understand why she doesn't want it to go further.

She probably thinks you think you're in some movie.
Title: Re: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: Habbit on May 14, 2008, 11:30:06 AM
^^^^^ROFLMAO!!!!! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

pYRO..u kill me man
Title: Re: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: The Mighty Loks on May 14, 2008, 12:07:48 PM
^^^^ROFLMAO ....
o pYRO
Title: Re: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on May 14, 2008, 01:48:28 PM
I mite have to get collin powell involved
Title: Re: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: Inca on May 14, 2008, 02:08:06 PM
we ayt...

Gods perfect creation for any nigga with soul and hip hop as a lifestyle...

nigga say what? …

”im all ears”,

“yea…so what’s good  shawdy, what’s really good...

i was like “nah I didn’t think shit would go down...
 
nigga say what...

 “nah baby you cant do me like that”



If that is how you actually spoke in real life, I fully understand why she doesn't want it to go further.

She probably thinks you think you're in some movie.

Yea thas cute….im glad you really analysed it… now back to the matter in hand…tell me expert guy…how does a nigga (wait…that mite offend you, let me rephrase:) how does a bratha go about this tite situation? ….you had answers for all the irrelevant info, now tackle a profound question….hala back
Title: Re: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: Omero's Daddy on May 14, 2008, 02:14:53 PM
I mite have to get collin powell involved

I think Collin needs to intervene
Title: Re: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: B.O.Ywonda about the O.G on May 14, 2008, 02:20:09 PM
The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC: by Inca

Yo it’s your boy Inca once again…this time on some sentimental shit.
Let me break it down for ya’ll….i got me a shawdy I’ve been kicking it with, we ayt..

But now I recently hooked up with this hot thang…she knows bout tha one im with…she into hip hop, shawdy is down to earth, Gods perfect creation for any nigga with soul and hip hop as a lifestyle...

She invited me over to her crib to fix her computer recently (I was sprung a few weeks before the invitation)…but shawdy made a nigga believe she wanted nothin’ beyond a friendship…so I went to her crib with no ulterior motives (didn’t bring rubbers) hence I dig her n she a virgin (you know you gatta be patient with ‘em) ;)..

But yo…30min into ma hustle and tustle with her broken down PC…she started kinda  flinging hints that contradicted her “friendship only” statement…1 thing led to another and *snap*….jus like that shawdy told me that she has a confession..  :o
nigga say what? … she got my immediate attention…”im all ears”, I said…then it started….”remember when I said I only want you as a friend?”, she said…im like “yea…so what’s good  shawdy, what’s really good?”…she come out with it…”I was lyin’”…she said…by then a nigga could cut the tension with a f***en samurai sword…..she said it was because of ma gal (but she didn’t giv a damn nomore)….then we started kissing and shit :-*….i asked her in the middle of a heated awkward moment of pa**ion “is this gonna go any further?” ???….then shawdy asked if I came prepared….i was like “nah I didn’t think shit would go down”…she looked at me with a rea**ured look of trust and said “this is the level we gona reach for now”…I didn’t wory much bout it (I realy dig this gal)….
 
A few days later we tite lyk that….she wanted to pay a nigga a visit 8) (but that’s a story for another day)… then today….she tells me she wants to be “strictly friends”….nigga say what??.....keep in mind that all this took place within a space of a week…she now feels like im using her as substitute for ma gal…(I thot we settled that bit of the saga) :-\….to my shock I tell her “nah baby you cant do me like that” :o…then she tells me that she scared cos now she realy into me (ma gal and shit)… ???
Then told me she gatta go “ill call you later” she said….then hung up the phone. :'(
 
Damn…I don wanna let her go….   



Sounds like something out the boondocks:Grandad and that super kung-fu wolf b#$ch...

Why not be true to yourself.Are you still into your girl or you tired of that? If you are then let her go and do your thing with Ms Confused there...
Title: Re: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: Enis21 on May 14, 2008, 02:29:56 PM
INCA: from a womans perspective (use it dont use it- i dont know her)...go over to her house tonight, prepared! and be in control of the situation!! she just doesn't want to come off as easy! but she wants you anyways...playing hard2get is considered as 'cute' to some! goodluck!
Title: Re: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: The Mighty Loks on May 14, 2008, 02:40:24 PM
INCA: from a womans perspective (use it dont use it- i dont know her)...go over to her house tonight, prepared! and be in control of the situation!! she just doesn't want to come off as easy! but she wants you anyways...playing hard2get is considered as 'cute' to some! goodluck!



Shame on you Enis nc nc nc giving out trade secrets like that... You should be ashamed of yourself.
Title: Re: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: Inca on May 14, 2008, 02:50:06 PM
INCA: from a womans perspective (use it dont use it- i dont know her)...go over to her house tonight, prepared! and be in control of the situation!! she just doesn't want to come off as easy! but she wants you anyways...playing hard2get is considered as 'cute' to some! goodluck!


@Enis21...Good lookin out gal ;)...i'll be prepared...
Title: Re: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on May 14, 2008, 02:58:52 PM
Rhoze is that you


@ inca

(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb11/ctowncypha2162/powellcopy.jpg)
Title: Re: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: Enis21 on May 14, 2008, 03:05:12 PM
Shame on you Enis nc nc nc giving out trade secrets like that... You should be ashamed of yourself.
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LOL! i hear u girl! i just figured that we all need some lurving! and we know how "deadly" (LOL) sexual frustration can be.  :)
Title: Re: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: Inca on May 14, 2008, 03:08:06 PM
Rhoze is that you

@ inca


err..are you perhaps in a similor predicament?
@The almighty Frost
Title: Re: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: The Mighty Loks on May 14, 2008, 03:11:14 PM
Shame on you Enis nc nc nc giving out trade secrets like that... You should be ashamed of yourself.

LOL! i hear u girl! i just figured that we all need some lurving! and we know how "deadly" (LOL) sexual frustration can be.  :)

No I don't would you care to elaborate....
Title: Re: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: RearrangedReality on May 14, 2008, 03:23:21 PM

If that is how you actually spoke in real life, I fully understand why she doesn't want it to go further.

She probably thinks you think you're in some movie.

LMAO!!
Title: Re: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: phunksuu on May 14, 2008, 03:24:25 PM
Shame on you Enis nc nc nc giving out trade secrets like that... You should be ashamed of yourself.

LOL! i hear u girl! i just figured that we all need some lurving! and we know how "deadly" (LOL) sexual frustration can be.  :)

No I don't would you care to elaborate....

Baldi be getting hers!!! LOL
Title: Re: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: The Mighty Loks on May 14, 2008, 03:32:16 PM
Shame on you Enis nc nc nc giving out trade secrets like that... You should be ashamed of yourself.

LOL! i hear u girl! i just figured that we all need some lurving! and we know how "deadly" (LOL) sexual frustration can be.  :)

No I don't would you care to elaborate....

Baldi be getting hers!!! LOL

Damn straight  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: Inca on May 15, 2008, 08:59:47 AM
go over to her house tonight, prepared! and be in control of the situation!! she just doesn't want to come off as easy! but she wants you anyways...playing hard2get is considered as 'cute' to some! goodluck!


i think BALDiLOCKS didnt take the fact that we guys now know how you ladies view such a senario too litely...and she insinuated that she gets laid .....alot ;D
Shame on you Enis nc nc nc giving out trade secrets like that... You should be ashamed of yourself.

LOL! i hear u girl! i just figured that we all need some lurving! and we know how "deadly" (LOL) sexual frustration can be.  :)

No I don't would you care to elaborate....

Baldi be getting hers!!! LOL

Damn straight  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: Enis21 on May 15, 2008, 01:41:50 PM
^ ^ ^
 ??? ??? ....
so what happened?
Title: Re: The one, the hot thang and a broken down PC
Post by: Inca on May 16, 2008, 08:46:55 AM
^ ^ ^
 ??? ??? ....
so what happened?

@Enis21....
lets jus say that me and the hot thang sorted out our differences ;)...