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Title: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: Tebzah on June 04, 2008, 08:49:39 PM
Uhmm....this is the humor section right??Aight, we all know want went down over the weekend with the Monopoly clique....so what do u bet is on their tracklist??

I'll start.................

1.Flipmode Squad----This is what happens
2.K-Rino----Whos the man? :D
3.Prokid---Recognise the real

Add on peeps

Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: Malcom E.K.K.S on June 04, 2008, 08:54:50 PM
^^^ What went down ova the weekend?
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: Tebzah on June 04, 2008, 09:00:51 PM
This went down.............

http://www.africasgateway.com/forums/index.php?topic=23001.150  :D

start readin from pg9 2 get the grasp the gist of it......when u done come to the thread and dedicate a track 2 the Monopoly
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on June 04, 2008, 09:23:05 PM
someone already said this, but I couldn't agree more.

Onyx - shut em down
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: Bondizzo on June 04, 2008, 10:36:21 PM
lol, I dont know if anyone can disagree, but we are entertaining lol
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: Jules Winnfield on June 05, 2008, 02:08:37 AM
Bitch in you_ Common i see the bitch in you when you don't speak your mind , the bitch in you, looking me in my eye blind!






Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: Jules Winnfield on June 05, 2008, 02:14:20 AM
lol, I dont know if anyone can disagree, but we are entertaining lol

Only you!
Does the word cocksucker come to mind when looking in the mirror?

Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: churchofthe latterdayLatte on June 05, 2008, 03:26:43 AM


note to self: Appoint thineself the president/CEO/COO et. al of the Raiko Fanclub.
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: cash on June 05, 2008, 08:43:47 AM
Better watch what u say to me
Got a problem then say it to me
I'll make u bow to me,did i say to me????
Nawww.....u must not be listening to me! :-*
we aint goin no where so u better get used to me!

lol.
Tumi did shut us down ONYX stlye ;D

Track 1 - Onyx - Shut em Down
Track 2 - Tellytubbies theme music ;)
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on June 05, 2008, 09:42:05 AM
lol, I dont know if anyone can disagree, but we are entertaining lol
Only you!
Does the word cocksucker come to mind when looking in the mirror?

Oh my greatness! Blondizzo does look like he could suck a mean dick though. He had that thousand yard stare of a man who’s seen it all. Smelly dick, black dick, white drippy dick…

Why were you on stage anyway Blondizzle? You don’t rap or cut, do you? Same goes for that dude with the hoody. Why was he there, cos he also didn’t have a mic and he just stood there trying to look hard.

Strange thing is, a few weeks ago, I was at the McDonalds in Melville, and these cats pulled up with the most hilarious American accents and trying to act gangster. I remember thinking that “These idiots probably listen to the Crackboys”.

To my surprise these idiots actually were the crackboys. At least some of them though. Small world we live in.
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: dat dude who happens to rap! on June 05, 2008, 09:44:49 AM

list?

Tumi skit
onyx-shut em down
Kupid skit
Eminem- Dont give a f***

Two days later........................

Eminem- Still dont give a f***
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: cash on June 05, 2008, 10:02:46 AM
lol, I dont know if anyone can disagree, but we are entertaining lol
Only you!
Does the word cocksucker come to mind when looking in the mirror?


Oh my greatness! Blondizzo does look like he could suck a mean dick though. He had that thousand yard stare of a man who’s seen it all. Smelly dick, black dick, white drippy dick…

Why were you on stage anyway Blondizzle? You don’t rap or cut, do you? Same goes for that dude with the hoody. Why was he there, cos he also didn’t have a mic and he just stood there trying to look hard.

Strange thing is, a few weeks ago, I was at the McDonalds in Melville, and these cats pulled up with the most hilarious American accents and trying to act gangster. I remember thinking that “These idiots probably listen to the Crackboys”.

To my surprise these idiots actually were the crackboys. At least some of them though. Small world we live in.


everyone on stage was gonna spit during the set. but alas, i guess yall didnt get to see So Fresh,Kewpid,K9 tear the stage up,eish. Tinky Winky :-*

Bondizzo was up there cos he a BOSS!!!!!

ps. Yo Pyro, theres a LOT of Crackboys mayn. Kewpid has an entourage of 10 plus(Infinite Troops) and So Fresh got a GANG of MIDCITY NIGGAS ridin with him. We got affiliation wit MVT too, so all in all theres approximately 50 plus crackboys in and around JHB. another 50 plus in the rest of SA! we got Crackboys in nigeria!!! u cant miss us!!!!

Like u said, everywhere u go n u hear them accents,the swag,fresh kicks,fly gear........its that WHITE! its us:) lol.

@ Ex, lmao!!!!
Nice playlist.
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: Bondizzo on June 05, 2008, 10:06:18 AM
lol, I dont know if anyone can disagree, but we are entertaining lol
Only you!
Does the word cocksucker come to mind when looking in the mirror?

Oh my greatness! Blondizzo does look like he could suck a mean dick though. He had that thousand yard stare of a man who’s seen it all. Smelly dick, black dick, white drippy dick…

Why were you on stage anyway Blondizzle? You don’t rap or cut, do you? Same goes for that dude with the hoody. Why was he there, cos he also didn’t have a mic and he just stood there trying to look hard.

Strange thing is, a few weeks ago, I was at the McDonalds in Melville, and these cats pulled up with the most hilarious American accents and trying to act gangster. I remember thinking that “These idiots probably listen to the Crackboys”.

To my surprise these idiots actually were the crackboys. At least some of them though. Small world we live in.


lol, which crack boys did you meet ?
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: One_man_army on June 05, 2008, 10:11:08 AM
lol, I dont know if anyone can disagree, but we are entertaining lol
Only you!
Does the word cocksucker come to mind when looking in the mirror?

Oh my greatness! Blondizzo does look like he could suck a mean dick though. He had that thousand yard stare of a man who’s seen it all. Smelly dick, black dick, white drippy dick…

Why were you on stage anyway Blondizzle? You don’t rap or cut, do you? Same goes for that dude with the hoody. Why was he there, cos he also didn’t have a mic and he just stood there trying to look hard.

Strange thing is, a few weeks ago, I was at the McDonalds in Melville, and these cats pulled up with the most hilarious American accents and trying to act gangster. I remember thinking that “These idiots probably listen to the Crackboys”.

To my surprise these idiots actually were the crackboys. At least some of them though. Small world we live in.


pyro/Big Faggy you really put an effort into discribing dick! Sounds like you da type of bitch to eat a dick or two yourself! fagit! Crackboys this crackboys that you one jealous homo nikka an't you? Homeboy dont put so much effort onto talking bout other kats cause honestly shit makes you sound gay as f***ed! and that pic you got on AG make wena look like you had dick penitrated through every hole in your fagit a** body. Honeslty I though you was a desprate bitch until i saw you looked like a f***in transvestite at ba**line

unjayela mfeto
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: Newclear on June 05, 2008, 10:27:21 AM
DAMN,OUCH!!!
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: Tonnes on June 05, 2008, 10:30:36 AM
EdoG_Stop that
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: cash on June 05, 2008, 10:36:56 AM
 ;D lol. Pyro did look the part tho with regards to his AG persona.lol.
He look like a sick sick man :D like he had a permanent dick up his a** n he was enjoyin it ;D
Twas cool gettin to meet ya playa. I was crackin up. Excuse the pun ;D

ps. dont mess wit Bondizzo man. I ride for my nigga!
U ride ON your niggas ;) LMAO!

Track 3 - Pyro skit
Track 4 - G Unit - I smell pussy (is that u pyro?) ;D
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on June 05, 2008, 10:39:59 AM
[pyro/Big Faggy you really put an effort into discribing dick! Sounds like you da type of bitch to eat a dick or two yourself! fagit! Crackboys this crackboys that you one jealous homo nikka an't you? Homeboy dont put so much effort onto talking bout other kats cause honestly shit makes you sound gay as f***ed! and that pic you got on AG make wena look like you had dick penitrated through every hole in your fagit a** body. Honeslty I though you was a desprate bitch until i saw you looked like a f***in transvestite at ba**line

unjayela mfeto

And who might you be?

Such a vehement defence of the crackboys and Blondizzle. Are you one of them or just a knobjockey whose feelings get hurt when I criticise your heroes? Maybe you’re Blondie himself.
Right now you seem to be riding Blondies dick so hard, he has friction burns on his nutsack.  You’re putting a whole lot of energy in describing me there, aren’t you? Does that make you “sound gay as f***”, or just like a premenstrual chick trying to cope with teenage angst?

I put my pic up there and everyone knows who I am, so if you have issues address them. I stepped to the Crackheads at Baseline and they were cool, so I guess you were too bitch to say anything then, whoever you are.

Transvestite? Moi? This coming from someone who dickrides a bunch of cats with so much fake bling they’re whole torsos are turning blue.

Cubic zirconias are a fags best friend. Didn’t you hear? Cash couldn’t even lift his arm to check the time, his fake gold watch was that big.

Right now, these boys have nothing for me to be jealous about.
Rides? Got that.
Chicks? Got that, hotter ones even and smarter I bet.
Money? Yep, got that one covered.
Kicks? Don’t even wear half of them.
Bling? No need. Especially not the fake kind.

Plus, I got brains, which they seem to be lacking.

Peace young lady. I gotta go. It was fun chatting. Next time introduce yourself when you see me. No point in talking about my looks on the net, when I cant’ say shit about yours. Only fair.
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: cash on June 05, 2008, 10:51:41 AM
 ;D i got a bigger dick tho ;)
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: General In8 on June 05, 2008, 10:52:42 AM
JO JO JO JO!!!! Aye man Pyro, u on fire baby!!! hahahaha!

DAMN!!!

Sum1 needs a can of whipped a**! LOL 4 real! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


bigups to my man pyro! WHOS UR DADDY!!!!??????!!!!!!

ROFLMAO!
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: dat dude who happens to rap! on June 05, 2008, 10:55:25 AM
And the saga continues!

1.Tumi skit
2.Onyx-shut em down
3.Kupid-skit
4.Eminem-Dont give a f***
5.2days later.......
6.Crackboys skit
7.Eminem-still dont give a f***
8.One man army skit
9.Busta- I'll hurt you!
10.Pyro or AKA YOUR REAL DADDY(is it more or does this shit sound really gay?) skit
11.G-unit- I smell pussy.
12.Pyro aka YOUR REAL DADDY (LMFAO) skit
13.50 cent- I get money (Now pyro do you really have everything you say, a while back you was bumming a ride to the ba**line thing i remember?)


and there is an album in just 45 minutes?

Can we maybe have a Dj mix this? anyone?

Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on June 05, 2008, 11:02:31 AM

13.50 cent- I get money (Now pyro do you really have everything you say, a while back you was bumming a ride to the ba**line thing i remember?)


I'm not the type to come on the net and claim shit I don't have. I just don't see the point. I don't like talking and boasting about what I do have either, cos its silly. I was just trying to make a point of why I don't see how I can be jealous of the crackheads.
I bummed a ride, cos I was new in town and didn't know my way around. Ended up going by myself when I found out how to get there.

I'm not making any kind of ridiculous money. I used to, but I wasn't happy in that job. Now I enjoy what I do and I live comfortably.

And Cash. Of course you smell pussy. You hang out with the crackboys don't you?
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: cash on June 05, 2008, 11:03:30 AM
13.50 cent- I get money (Now pyro do you really have everything you say, a while back you was bumming a ride to the ba**line thing i remember?)

oooohhhhhhhh ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: cash on June 05, 2008, 11:11:59 AM

13.50 cent- I get money (Now pyro do you really have everything you say, a while back you was bumming a ride to the ba**line thing i remember?)


I'm not the type to come on the net and claim shit I don't have. I just don't see the point. I don't like talking and boasting about what I do have either, cos its silly. I was just trying to make a point of why I don't see how I can be jealous of the crackheads.
I bummed a ride, cos I was new in town and didn't know my way around. Ended up going by myself when I found out how to get there.

I'm not making any kind of ridiculous money. I used to, but I wasn't happy in that job. Now I enjoy what I do and I live comfortably.

And Cash. Of course you smell pussy. You hang out with the crackboys don't you?
Im glad ur happy with ur lower salary man. real talk. its Job satisfation that really matters at the end of the day.

Yeah i do smell pussy.
when i roll wit Kewpid,theres always mad honeys around us. lol.
LMAAAAOOOOOO!!!!

Explicit exposed u.hahahahaha.

ps. One Man Army aint a Crackboy man. he jus recognise a hater when he sees one ;D lol.

lol. his description of u wasnt far off either.hahahaha.
got nothin but luv fo u tho :-* gimme kiss daddy :-*
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: VirginPussy on June 05, 2008, 11:16:28 AM
just had to ask Cash...isn't sKewpid the 12 year old kid?  aren't you all grown a** men to be latching on to toddlers...just question to the King of Engcobo
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: dat dude who happens to rap! on June 05, 2008, 11:18:52 AM

13.50 cent- I get money (Now pyro do you really have everything you say, a while back you was bumming a ride to the ba**line thing i remember?)


I'm not the type to come on the net and claim shit I don't have. I just don't see the point. I don't like talking and boasting about what I do have either, cos its silly. I was just trying to make a point of why I don't see how I can be jealous of the crackheads.
I bummed a ride, cos I was new in town and didn't know my way around. Ended up going by myself when I found out how to get there.

I'm not making any kind of ridiculous money. I used to, but I wasn't happy in that job. Now I enjoy what I do and I live comfortably.

And Cash. Of course you smell pussy. You hang out with the crackboys don't you?


Okay i ant got anything against you, just wanna ask afew questions

You said you was making ridiculous money right? Now why go be broke when you making a killing? Dude petrol gone up again! food gone up again! I just dont believe you.


A study showed that Humans feel good when they have financial security.

So dont tell me you enjoy looking broke or earning less! For example look at Pioneer unit, the artist there dress to look good! not flashy good, but look good enough to be taken seriously! Crackboys do it in a different way, they got all that bling or what not!

as for bumming the ride, okay fine whatever, I own a car and I think the logical approach is to ask for direction and not bum rides unless that new job you got an't earning you enough for petrol!

Anyway cant we all just get along?
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: Tebzah on June 05, 2008, 11:32:06 AM

ps. dont mess wit my man Bondizzo . I ride that nigga!

Track 3 - Pyro skit (Ether)
Track 4 - G Unit - My pussy got sand in feat Monopoly

 :o...Nahh nigga we already knew that :D

erm ur 1st post....was that a rap??

*Creates a thread 4 Monopoly 2 type their nussery rhymes in*

Explicit.....hop off Cash dick now wigga

Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: rob_one on June 05, 2008, 11:34:24 AM
Kewpid has an entourage of 10 plus(Infinite Troops)

Ten? Jesus Christ, is he really that important? How did he find ten dudes who have nothing better to do than hang around him on the regular? I understand unemployment is high but come now.

50 Cent needs ten people. Kanye needs ten people. The only thing Kewpid needs is fat snotklap.
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: Tebzah on June 05, 2008, 11:44:18 AM
[pyro/Big Faggy you really put an effort into discribing dick! Sounds like you da type of bitch to eat a dick or two yourself! fagit! Crackboys this crackboys that you one jealous homo nikka an't you? Homeboy dont put so much effort onto talking bout other kats cause honestly shit makes you sound gay as f***ed! and that pic you got on AG make wena look like you had dick penitrated through every hole in your fagit a** body. Honeslty I though you was a desprate bitch until i saw you looked like a f***in transvestite at ba**line

unjayela mfeto

And who might you be?

Such a vehement defence of the crackboys and Blondizzle. Are you one of them or just a knobjockey whose feelings get hurt when I criticise your heroes? Maybe you’re Blondie himself.
Right now you seem to be riding Blondies dick so hard, he has friction burns on his nutsack.  You’re putting a whole lot of energy in describing me there, aren’t you? Does that make you “sound gay as f***”, or just like a premenstrual chick trying to cope with teenage angst?

I put my pic up there and everyone knows who I am, so if you have issues address them. I stepped to the Crackheads at Baseline and they were cool, so I guess you were too bitch to say anything then, whoever you are.

Transvestite? Moi? This coming from someone who dickrides a bunch of cats with so much fake bling they’re whole torsos are turning blue.

Cubic zirconias are a fags best friend. Didn’t you hear? Cash couldn’t even lift his arm to check the time, his fake gold watch was that big.


Right now, these boys have nothing for me to be jealous about.
Rides? Got that.
Chicks? Got that, hotter ones even and smarter I bet.
Money? Yep, got that one covered.
Kicks? Don’t even wear half of them.
Bling? No need. Especially not the fake kind.

Plus, I got brains, which they seem to be lacking.

Peace young lady. I gotta go. It was fun chatting. Next time introduce yourself when you see me. No point in talking about my looks on the net, when I cant’ say shit about yours. Only fair.


A lot of feelings were hurt by that statement :D
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on June 05, 2008, 11:46:26 AM

Okay i ant got anything against you, just wanna ask afew questions

You said you was making ridiculous money right? Now why go be broke when you making a killing? Dude petrol gone up again! food gone up again! I just dont believe you.

A study showed that Humans feel good when they have financial security.

So dont tell me you enjoy looking broke or earning less! For example look at Pioneer unit, the artist there dress to look good! not flashy good, but look good enough to be taken seriously! Crackboys do it in a different way, they got all that bling or what not!

as for bumming the ride, okay fine whatever, I own a car and I think the logical approach is to ask for direction and not bum rides unless that new job you got an't earning you enough for petrol!

Anyway cant we all just get along?
:D :D
I feel what you're saying, but things are a little more complicated than that. when I first started studying, I was a 17-year old kid, who didn't know what he wanted from life. still doing the whole rebellion shit, so instead of studying medicine which was the plan, I woke up one morning and just registered for a graphic design degree.

I finished, worked for Media24 and started my own company. I did well enough to buy my own ride and move out of my parental's crib, but it wasn't what I really wanted and it frustrated the shit out of me.

So, after a few years, I quit my job, took my savings and registered for a degree in something that I really wanted to do. I payed my own way through varsity, moved back in with the folks and here I am. I'm earning less than half of what I used to make, but at least now I am free to enjoy my cash instead of being too busy all the time. I still do some design work here and there for people that used to be clients back in the day

I have financial security. I just can't afford the luxuries anymore. I casn dress how I want, which has never been about flashiness.

I'm planning to do a doctorate and might quit this job I have now, in order for me to start lecturing at varsity next year. It just depends on how shit goes in a few months.

As long as I have food on the table, clothes on my back and I'm free to do what I want, I don't need much  else homie.

Yeah, the ride thing. I've always been told that driving a golf to JHb CBD isn;t too bright. I've come out of clubs twice already to find all the nuts on my rims loose, except for the lock-nuts. If it weren't for those I'd probably have had to Flintstone it home.

Ask Baldi how many times I went outside to check on my car on Sunday. I'm a bot paranoid.
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: rob_one on June 05, 2008, 11:48:45 AM
As long as I have food on the table, clothes on my back and I'm free to do what I want, I don't need much  else homie.

*Insert applause video here*
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: dat dude who happens to rap! on June 05, 2008, 11:53:43 AM

ps. dont mess wit my man Bondizzo . I ride for my nigga!
U ride ON your niggas ;) LMAO!

Track 3 - Pyro skit
Track 4 - G Unit - I smell pussy (is that u pyro?) ;D

 :o...Nahh nigga we already knew that :D

erm ur 1st post....was that a rap??

*Creates a thread 4 Monopoly 2 type their nussery rhymes in*

Explicit.....hop off Cash dick now wigga



My goodness tebzah your more retarded than I thought

Okay get this straight and imma put it inpoint form so that you get it right

*I released an ep thats on the verge of 600 sales (Without cash ) :o
*I've got 40 battles and only 2 looses (Without cash) :o
*I do a weekly rap-up on the fresh drive thats broadcast nationwide and is the most listened to drive show in South africa I do this (Without cash) :o
*I got an endorsement deal with Hip-hop connexion (Without cash) :o
*I own a graphic design firm (Without Cash)  :o
*I have a degree in BA  Graphic design, while you stressed working at a call center! :o

Dude should I seriously go on? Your broke bitch a** an't never going to be on my level!

So please homie I dont hate you and you shouldn't hate me rather strive to achieve what I have! Eventhough you dont read about me in your favourite mag that doesnt mean Im not making it!  I just wanna catch the whale as apose to you trying to catch one sardine! Thats the differance!

As for cash  I respect him! he a true hustler, you just pissed off your a** isnt getting as much attention Im sure you can join the crackboys, they always looking for someone to polish there shoes. ;)

I got thing but love for you Tebzah
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: SUPER RUTHLESS on June 05, 2008, 11:54:27 AM
Kewpid has an entourage of 10 plus(Infinite Troops)

Ten? Jesus Christ, is he really that important? How did he find ten dudes who have nothing better to do than hang around him on the regular? I understand unemployment is high but come now.

50 Cent needs ten people. Kanye needs ten people. The only thing Kewpid needs is fat snotklap.

LMAO THAT WAS A GUD ONE


I think i need to to go on a internet diet coz all this cyber beef is making me nauseous
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: cash on June 05, 2008, 11:56:15 AM
just had to ask Cash...isn't sKewpid the 12 year old kid?  aren't you all grown a** men to be latching on to toddlers...just question to the King of Engcobo

lol.Pyro never dissapoints with the ether!

@Virgin P*****
Kewpid is 19. and i ride or die for Youngn.
Im doin what all the older cats in the game ryt now, didnt do!
invest in the future and be a part of mouldin it!
they held on to the past n hoped the future wud never come!
n now u find a big gap between them n hiphop NOW!
thats why now we have friction! it cud hav been avoided.
they doin what mbeki did n i dont plan on makin the same decision.

Im overseeing that Kewpid(n all my niggas)be the freshest new cats in 2-5 yrs! or sooner!

Im takin care of all the financial shit,gettin his name out, supplyin him with the best beats from producers, givin him a big chance to get in the game without all the unneccesary drama and hardships i had to go through.

In other words i am GROOMING the YOUTH! GIVIN KEW MORE OPPORTUNITIES! not jus rap. but business and entertainment as a whole! Me n Bondizzo are investing in the future instead of tryin to hold it back like yall niggas!
U know, like under 13's,under 15's, under 21's then NATIONAL TEAM!like in Soccer! im like the Arsene Wenger of SA hiphop!

So yes, we older, but we ride for our youngbloods first!
kew aint even gotta spit, but yall know who he is!!!!
King of the EC! Shout to Engcobo too!

@Rob.lol. Yo Kewpid got a huge followin wit da youngns man! its crazy!!!! :D

@Tebzah, read those lines carefully nigga! ul get it one day
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: VirginPussy on June 05, 2008, 12:01:16 PM
WOW...Explicit's BA degree certainly rubbed off on u...it was a simple question ur higness and it had nothing to do with the state of the 'game' now...so u'r not denying statutory rape...
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: dat dude who happens to rap! on June 05, 2008, 12:01:36 PM
@Pyro!

Yeah a Golf is a bad car to buy period! I know 5 friends with golf and all have had breakins or something gone wrong!

You keep it real

Later Gentlemen
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: Bondizzo on June 05, 2008, 12:04:51 PM
Kewpid has an entourage of 10 plus(Infinite Troops)

Ten? Jesus Christ, is he really that important? How did he find ten dudes who have nothing better to do than hang around him on the regular? I understand unemployment is high but come now.

50 Cent needs ten people. Kanye needs ten people. The only thing Kewpid needs is fat snotklap.

lol dam, this is getting out of hand. I didn't get to meet pyro at the ba**line though maybe next time, from your previous posts I think u do media type of work and would like to get your view on the field. Oh I was was on stage taking pictures, before it was just music but its crack boys entertainment so we do the whole media thing too.
Oh yeah, u myt get a better understanding of who we are  soon as we myt be on live use to be one, or if you want to see the real life of the crack boys u can watch the dvd, 5000+ viewers already which is still small I know but its a start
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: Tebzah on June 05, 2008, 12:08:08 PM

ps. dont mess wit my man Bondizzo . I ride for my nigga!
U ride ON your niggas ;) LMAO!

Track 3 - Pyro skit
Track 4 - G Unit - I smell pussy (is that u pyro?) ;D

 :o...Nahh nigga we already knew that :D

erm ur 1st post....was that a rap??

*Creates a thread 4 Monopoly 2 type their nussery rhymes in*

Explicit.....hop off Cash dick now wigga



My goodness tebzah your more retarded than I thought

Okay get this straight and imma put it inpoint form so that you get it right

*I released an ep thats on the verge of 600 sales (Without cash ) :o
*I've got 40 battles and only 2 looses (Without cash) :o
*I do a weekly rap-up on the fresh drive thats broadcast nationwide and is the most listened to drive show in South africa I do this (Without cash) :o
*I got an endorsement deal with Hip-hop connexion (Without cash) :o
*I own a graphic design firm (Without Cash)  :o
*I have a degree in BA  Graphic design, while you stressed working at a call center! :o

Dude should I seriously go on? Your broke bitch a** an't never going to be on my level!

So please homie I dont hate you and you shouldn't hate me rather strive to achieve what I have! Eventhough you dont read about me in your favourite mag that doesnt mean Im not making it!  I just wanna catch the whale as apose to you trying to catch one sardine! Thats the differance!

As for cash  I  love him he's my daddy

An I love u too Tebzah


Err just for ur info...I'm eating off corporate tables with my ish wigga. Currently sponsored by a well known company to finish my honours in Asia

Do people brag abt a measly BA???get the f*** outa here......stick to making hits 4 dumb niggas 2 dance to.........and pls dwag UI dont appreciate ur long a** love letters....must have confused me with cash  :D...biatch!
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: cash on June 05, 2008, 12:10:10 PM

ps. dont mess wit my man Bondizzo . I ride for my nigga!
U ride ON your niggas ;) LMAO!

Track 3 - Pyro skit
Track 4 - G Unit - I smell pussy (is that u pyro?) ;D

 :o...Nahh nigga we already knew that :D

erm ur 1st post....was that a rap??

*Creates a thread 4 Monopoly 2 type their nussery rhymes in*

Explicit.....hop off Cash dick now wigga



My goodness tebzah your more retarded than I thought

Okay get this straight and imma put it inpoint form so that you get it right

*I released an ep thats on the verge of 600 sales (Without cash ) :o
*I've got 40 battles and only 2 looses (Without cash) :o
*I do a weekly rap-up on the fresh drive thats broadcast nationwide and is the most listened to drive show in South africa I do this (Without cash) :o
*I got an endorsement deal with Hip-hop connexion (Without cash) :o
*I own a graphic design firm (Without Cash)  :o
*I have a degree in BA  Graphic design, while you stressed working at a call center! :o

Dude should I seriously go on? Your broke bitch a** an't never going to be on my level!

So please homie I dont hate you and you shouldn't hate me rather strive to achieve what I have! Eventhough you dont read about me in your favourite mag that doesnt mean Im not making it!  I just wanna catch the whale as apose to you trying to catch one sardine! Thats the differance!

As for cash  I respect him! he a true hustler, you just pissed off your a** isnt getting as much attention Im sure you can join the crackboys, they always looking for someone to polish there shoes. ;)

I got thing but love for you Tebzah

lol@Tebzah.
Ex is his own man dog.
In fact he actually bigger than me. So why wud he be on my dick?

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We will not be accepting any more applicants.

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@Tebzah, keep shinin man! its all love :-*

@VirginP -hahahahaha! nice 1! but yo like i said - i ride or die for young Kewp!
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: churchofthe latterdayLatte on June 05, 2008, 12:30:14 PM
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Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: dat dude who happens to rap! on June 05, 2008, 12:33:05 PM
@ Tebzah

My point is that im not even 23 yet and I have achieve alot!

As for you getting a bursary or what ever from some Company to study in Asia, Just make sure your Degree is more reliable than those asian toys which flood the market but are pointless and cheap!

You eating from Corporate tables? Corrections you eat what your boss kicks or throws off the corporate table!

I dont think a pointless cocksucker like you will set me off track! But what ever makes you happy tebzah!  ;) ;)

Funny some company going to sponsor you! to study in asai LMAO WTF hahahahahaahahahahahahah ahhhhhhhh dawg you funny! whats the name of this asian institute? SUM YOUNG HOE INSTITUTION? LMFAO Wait or "SUK ME U Pa** HEY! Varsity?"

Tebzah just log off!

Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on June 05, 2008, 12:41:04 PM
@Pyro!

Yeah a Golf is a bad car to buy period! I know 5 friends with golf and all have had breakins or something gone wrong!

You keep it real

Later Gentlemen

Yeah. back in Bloem I just came from Djing a gig. I had about forty cds in the car, and decided to stop at the club first to check some friends.

When I came out my door was broken, all cds gone except the punk-rock ones (which means these motherf***ers actually went through them first). they had gone through my bag as well and took some shit, but luckily they were'nt Liverpool fans cos my new jersey was till there.

The even left with the entire backboard, instead of removing the speakers. took the amp, sub, and my signed Q-Unique album.

Motherf***ers.
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: Bondizzo on June 05, 2008, 12:43:14 PM
Crack Boys Video shoot this weekend for the first official single, if you want to witness the event send me a pm
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: rob_one on June 05, 2008, 12:44:17 PM
Feel your pain. Had my Jetta broken into in Gtown and all my CDs stolen after a show because SOMEONE (Owam, I'm looking at you, you stupid motherf***er  ;D) left them under the front seat instead of stashing them in my bag.

Bastards.
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: Tebzah on June 05, 2008, 12:53:10 PM
Haai noh.....I wont establish cred on the net in any_way...The thread is 3 page deep and well no hating on these "artists" and *underground kings*.....best of luck with ur husttle .............






















U still cock suckers though ;D
Title: Re: Monopoly's Tracklist
Post by: cash on June 05, 2008, 01:20:41 PM
 ;D man this thread is funny.
eish Pyro is the ETHER KING! ;D

luckily when i had a Golf all the niggas who was stealin em was cool with me. they actually told me they wud normally jack em, but i went to high school wid em and sum of thems moms was friends wit my moms. EC. Umtata. u gotta love it.

yeah the video shoot is gon be tight!
all my AG niggas can cum thru!
Holler at us.