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Hip Hop Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: Bobby Banks on June 11, 2008, 04:07:26 PM
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• Do NOT run up, or down a flight of stairs with your hands in your pocket
• Don’t cop them colognes they sell on the street, even if you trying to help the niggas hustle, you’ll end up with a well packaged bottle of dishwashing liquid
• For dudes: Do NOT play basketball, (especially if you jump a lot), with boxers on, make sure you got briefs on.
• For dudes: Don’t wear silk boxers to interviews, you normally have to sit still at them. Slipping and sliding of the chair is not a good look.
• For students: Its pretty fun running out of a private cab without paying after a crazy night of binge drinking. Its not as fun getting caught. You will find that you are still susceptible to pain even under the influence of alcohol.
More coming soon. Just remembering a couple of times from my varsity days.
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Nice one.
The stairs thing is funny, and the one about the cabs.
Don't try to b-boy and do backflips after a case of black label and 1 and a half bottles of Red Heart between you and two friends.
Especially not when the lady you've been hoping to share your bed with for the evening is a mere stonesthrow away. Landing on your head is not cool.
On second thought, it may be a good idea, because, embarrasment aside, this was a perfect icebreaker when she came over and asked if I'm okay.
Varsity days were cool.
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• Do NOT run up, or down a flight of stairs with your hands in your pocket
That's the one.. imagine tripping on these
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• Do NOT run up, or down a flight of stairs with your hands in your pocket
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hahahahhahhehhahahahhehdude this jus cracked...me the f*** up....the image of dude landing nicely on the sharp coner of a step...heheheh ahahahhahehahhahehhahhe pain....
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do not spend ur whole days drinking and blunting and then go to cla** late thinking u can just "act normal"
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@IQ----on the Cologne--- damn, I coped 2 pirated movies from them street catz. And all I was doing was support, and what did I get, 2 empty discs, and mind you they were 4 in ones.
Damn, got my lesson. Stop piracy
Nice one.
The stairs thing is funny, and the one about the cabs.
Don't try to b-boy and do backflips after a case of black label and 1 and a half bottles of Red Heart between you and two friends.
Especially not when the lady you've been hoping to share your bed with for the evening is a mere stonesthrow away. Landing on your head is not cool.
On second thought, it may be a good idea, because, embarrasment aside, this was a perfect icebreaker when she came over and asked if I'm okay.
Varsity days were cool.
Suicide........... :D :D :D
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@IQ----on the Cologne--- damn, I coped 2 pirated movies from them street catz. And all I was doing was support, and what did I get, 2 empty discs, and mind you they were 4 in ones.
Damn, got my lesson. Stop piracy
LMAO!...street vendors r nt only cleva bt hilarious. hw much dd u pay?
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DO NOT believe her when she says her dad will be gone all afternoon!
DO NOT attempt a wheelie on a damp road without leathers after a party!
DO NOT run 8Bars of boost and hit the track without a shakedown run and expect your engine to stay in one piece!
DO NOT hustle at pool when you're alone and your car is parked 4 blocks away in Goodwood!
DO NOT stand within 2 meters of your friend when he attempts to juggle knives while drunk!
DO NOT let anybody with anger issues play FIFA 08 for money on your Playstation! (Those controllers aren't cheap cocksucker!)
DO NOT let the woman in your life borrow a pair of socks cos her feet are cold... you will never have clean socks available to you ever again.
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i.d like to disagree with i.q. i once got f***ed up... yes i once got fukd up by lyk 15 guys... so dats 30 fists and 30 feet beatin on me n i neva felt a thing thanx to heineken storm spin and sum undiluted whiskey. thou i cant say th same bout th next day
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DO NOT hustle at pool when you're alone and your car is parked 4 blocks away in Goodwood!
True that!
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DO NOT let the woman in your life borrow a pair of socks cos her feet are cold... you will never have clean socks available to you ever again.
;D ;D
DO NOT believe him when he says he loves you. Boys in Varsity don't know the meaning of the word.
DO NOT wear white pants when aunt rosie is visiting, she's a hell of an embarra**ing.
DO NOT borrow your friends your expensive shoes.
For guys: DO NOT wear silk boxers PERIOD.
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i.d like to disagree with i.q. i once got f***ed up... yes i once got fukd up by lyk 15 guys... so dats 30 fists and 30 feet beatin on me n i neva felt a thing thanx to heineken storm spin and sum undiluted whiskey. thou i cant say th same bout th next day
hahahehehahah
was once in a similar situation...all i remember was timberland, nikes, adidas...unknown, pata pata, fists, feet and more timberland....
woke up the next day with busted fingersm blood all over the place...nice bruises on the face...thank God I was too toasted to feel that beat down...hahahehahhehhahe....tho i was told i did land in a couple nice ones....
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Last year, I got into an urgument with some cat. The more I try to defuse the situation, the more he thinks I'm scared of him, cos I don't wanna fight and he starts talking louder and louder to impress his friends.
I'm kinda drunk, so instead of walking away, I get fed up and tell him "Okay bitch let's step outside and f*** each othe up, since you're so intent on getting stomped."
Before I even realised what's happening, I'm surrounded by four cats, two of whom are giant twins. I don't know which one, but one these f***ers landed a shot right on my left eye. One of those where even though you're drunk and can't feel it, you just know is gonna leave a mark for a while. Turns out the dudes standing outside, listening to the argument, were all this cat's cousins.
Had me rocking shades indoors for a week.
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^^^^ lmao!!!!!! oh and NEVER EVER... EVER EVER try and fight 1 on 1 with a coloured coz it will soon end up 1 on 11. thats a**uming u lucky enough to not have been stabbed yet.
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DO NOT get drunk and go down the stairs.
I got a bruise of a lyf time and now I can't wear mini skirts.
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@ j-one :o so thats how you lost your tooth :o
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lol. oh mpossible. thats nt me in that pic. i was js fukin around. fuk i need to change my avy! @candy i might b takin yo "experience" wrong but damn that shit musta hurt lyk a mothaf***er!
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>:( u keep spellin my name wrong shit! niggar it is spelt M-P-H-O-S-S-I-B-L-E! DAMN!
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lol. oh mpossible. thats nt me in that pic. i was js fukin around. fuk i need to change my avy! @candy i might b takin yo "experience" wrong but damn that shit musta hurt lyk a mothaf***er!
Yep rolling down the stairs is not a pleasant moment,which ever way you look at it,it's still going to be painful.@J-One But rely how did you loose that tooth of urz?
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the boy told ya that aint him!!!!
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^^^^ shit thank u! n dat does it im changin ma avy tonight.
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but i did chip ma toof once bt gt a fillin. i ws swimmin in a river in kzn giants castle i think. nigga ws al happy n shit wit ma mouth open. next thing i no i swim into a rock and ther goes a piece of ma toof down th river. :'(
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:'( :'( :'( :'( we should never go swimmin in tha river again :'(
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but i did chip ma toof once bt gt a fillin. i ws swimmin in a river in kzn giants castle i think. nigga ws al happy n shit wit ma mouth open. next thing i no i swim into a rock and ther goes a piece of ma toof down th river. :'(
Or mayb u do have a missing tooth thats y u hv that pic uploaded.
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: CAN J-ONE AND MPHOSSIBLEPUNK PLEASE STOP GOING OFF TOPIC AND STICK TO THE SUBJECT
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ok we shall :-[ i have learnt that puting on glow in the dark lipgloss is not a good idea wen going clubbin unless its a rave party
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DO NOT drink a whole lot of alcohol when on medication that specifically says: dont use with alcohol. you will be f***ed up. :-\
DO NOT have sex on the 14th day of a girls cycle without protection. Warning: she is fertile.You will be a baby daddy/mama.
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dont go to the home affairs or the traffic department on your lunch hour break - the hour will have pa**ed all you would have done is fill a bunch of paper and stand in line.
Dont buy a steak and kidney pie or any piefor tha matter at any filling station in the middle of nowhere - you will shit...
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DO NOT have sex on the 14th day of a girls cycle without protection. Warning: she is fertile.You will be a baby daddy/mama.
Jus thought I'd highlight the important parts.
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One of the most important lessons i have learnt in my life is to be very aware of where u r before arguing/talking back with those huge boere flying squad pigs... Im from uitenhage, about 20km from dispatch, where Eugene Terreblanche come from, and pha, they make them nice and big... and torhwana i give it to them, they know how to administer a proper beat-down.. ubethwe ude ube sober??? yho, when the first klap landed sweetly, booze flew through the other cheek... ziyakhaba eza kaka.. zikukhaba kuphele nalo rap.. when they were done with me, i looked more like a bum than an american rapper wannabe...
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LMAO about climbing the stairs with your hands in your pockets!
1. Dont marry anyone for green card purposes....its just not worth it!
2. Dont mess with a honey that says she got a man! he will try to f*** u up!
3. Dont lie about the size of your dick! you will get exposed!
(*Tessa! i was dealing with centimeters, you were thinking i meant inches.LOL*)
4. Dont eat apples if you've got a weak stomach!
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LMAO about climbing the stairs with your hands in your pockets!
3. Dont lie about the size of your dick! you will get exposed!
(*Tessa! i was dealing with centimeters, you were thinking i meant inches.LOL*)
:D :D
dnt get into an argument with a HEAD about hip-hop, it dont matter how right u r...u will always loose :-X
dnt date a stupid guys just coz "he's hot"
dnt go to Tuks spring fair and then insult a drunk Afrikaner in the middle of a Bok-van-Blerk performance, especially if ur back-up is a chick who is just as skinny as u are :-X :-X
neva eva go on a date with a guy who rocks those pointy shoes, stick to heads :-*
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LMAO about climbing the stairs with your hands in your pockets!
3. Dont lie about the size of your dick! you will get exposed!
(*Tessa! i was dealing with centimeters, you were thinking i meant inches.LOL*)
:D :D
dnt get into an argument with a HEAD about hip-hop, it dont matter how right u r...u will always loose :-X
dnt date a stupid guys just coz "he's hot"
dnt go to Tuks spring fair and then insult a drunk Afrikaner in the middle of a Bok-van-Blerk performance, especially if ur back-up is a chick who is just as skinny as u are :-X :-X
neva eva go on a date with a guy who rocks those pointy shoes, stick to heads :-*
LOL!!! its always a guarantee there will be an a** whuping at these tuks spring shits... me and my boys once whuped this other afrikanner kids a** for shoulder bumpin my boy... and then swearing at him after that in afrikaans...next thing he knew whupaa....
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LMAO about climbing the stairs with your hands in your pockets!
3. Dont lie about the size of your dick! you will get exposed!
(*Tessa! i was dealing with centimeters, you were thinking i meant inches.LOL*)
dnt date a stupid guys just coz "he's hot"
Lord knows that is true! i learnt the hard way!
dude was hot, but when your momma says something along the lines of
"is he sick?", thats when you know somethings wrong
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@ blackchild, ya those mofo get reli hektik :-\
neva try to make friends with that guy who neva speaks in cla** but has been thr foreva, there is a reason others dnt....leave him/her the fck alone ::)
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@ blackchild, ya those mofo get reli hektik :-\
neva try to make friends with that guy who neva speaks in cla** but has been thr foreva, there is a reason others dnt....leave him/her the fck alone ::)
dont piss him off either. always some uncontrolled anger thing going on
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:D :D
dnt get into an argument with a HEAD about hip-hop, it dont matter how right u r...u will always loose :-X
dnt date a stupid guys just coz "he's hot"
neva eva go on a date with a guy who rocks those pointy shoes, stick to heads :-*
Co-sign!! lol!
@ blackchild, ya those mofo get reli hektik :-\
neva try to make friends with that guy who neva speaks in cla** but has been thr foreva, there is a reason others dnt....leave him/her the fck alone ::)
lol
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dnt date a stupid guys just coz "he's hot"
Same can be said for chicks.
I've been having a problem. Since I became single it seems I only meet retarded women. There are the few exceptions of course, but mainly all the girls I meet are ignorant to the point of disgust. Has sarcasm not come to Joburg yet?
I find myself constantly having to explain everything I say. Either they don't get me, or they just haven't a clue what I'm talking about it in the first place.
My ex says I'm being full of shit and just being too much of a perfectionist. She's worried that I'm having too much casual sex and not getting settled, figures this could be bad for my health.
Coloured chicks also piss me off. As soon a s they hear me speak and they start saying things like, "You speak really nice." Just because I speak properly, its a sign that I'm dealing with another idiot.
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^^ Well in their defense you do speak kinda nice for a coloured guy ;D (jokes) and you do have a sick sense of humour that I don't get sometimes. * thinks to herself if she isn't one of the girls you're talking about * anyways. I do think you can be somewhat of a perfectionist and can be hard on girls and guys mind you.
But I'm not saying date stupid girls cause they cute cause that's jus irritating.
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if u suspect ke tswape & not a thong..
have a second look to verify ish.. :D
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^^ Well in their defense you do speak kinda nice for a coloured guy ;D (jokes) and you do have a sick sense of humour that I don't get sometimes. * thinks to herself if she isn't one of the girls you're talking about * anyways. I do think you can be somewhat of a perfectionist and can be hard on girls and guys mind you.
But I'm not saying date stupid girls cause they cute cause that's jus irritating.
That's disgusting. I've never, ever been hard on a guy.
I guess the problem is that I'm so used to having someone with brains around that I compare all other chicks to her. Plus we shared a similar sense of humour.
Nowadays I've taken to telling chicks straight up hat I'm just interested in sex, cos they may look nice, but there isn't much else there.
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That's disgusting. I've never, ever been hard on a guy.
I guess the problem is that I'm so used to having someone with brains around that I compare all other chicks to her. Plus we shared a similar sense of humour.
Nowadays I've taken to telling chicks straight up hat I'm just interested in sex, cos they may look nice, but there isn't much else there.
lol.
You seem to still really love your ex, why don't you try and make it work with her. I mean you make her sound like the perfect girl, why put everyone else through all this shit.
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That's disgusting. I've never, ever been hard on a guy.
I guess the problem is that I'm so used to having someone with brains around that I compare all other chicks to her. Plus we shared a similar sense of humour.
Nowadays I've taken to telling chicks straight up hat I'm just interested in sex, cos they may look nice, but there isn't much else there.
lol.
You seem to still really love your ex, why don't you try and make it work with her. I mean you make her sound like the perfect girl, why put everyone else through all this shit.
u done took the words outta my mouth
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That's disgusting. I've never, ever been hard on a guy.
I guess the problem is that I'm so used to having someone with brains around that I compare all other chicks to her. Plus we shared a similar sense of humour.
Nowadays I've taken to telling chicks straight up hat I'm just interested in sex, cos they may look nice, but there isn't much else there.
lol.
You seem to still really love your ex, why don't you try and make it work with her. I mean you make her sound like the perfect girl, why put everyone else through all this shit.
She is, but there are too many issues to consider, which led to our split. We're really good friends, which mean we still hang out together and I still have someone to talk to.
Plus, I get to have sex with a whole lot of other girls, which is cool. This means I kinda enjoy putting everyone through all this shit. Only problem is that she's in Bloem and I'm here, so we don't get to talk and hang as much as I would like. Which is why I wouldn't mind hooking up with someone this side.
You guys can pm me your CVs. Maybe I'll give one of you a go.
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You guys can pm me your CVs. Maybe I'll give one of you a go.
Yey sure, cause every girl wants a guy who's still hung up on his ex >:(
You know she's only in Bloem. That wouldn't even qualify as a long distance relationship, if that's the issue.
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You guys can pm me your CVs. Maybe I'll give one of you a go.
Yey sure, cause every girl wants a guy who's still hung up on his ex >:(
You know she's only in Bloem. That wouldn't even qualify as a long distance relationship, if that's the issue.
does jozi - nelspruit qualify as one?
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i.d like to disagree with i.q. i once got f***ed up... yes i once got fukd up by lyk 15 guys... so dats 30 fists and 30 feet beatin on me n i neva felt a thing thanx to heineken storm spin and sum undiluted whiskey. thou i cant say th same bout th next day
Maybe if you ran instead of counting them, u would have escaped unscathed?
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does jozi - nelspruit qualify as one?
No. If you can drive without having to make a pit stop then it's not a long distance relationship.
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dis post reply notification is irritating, i cant post cos every1 is posting at the same damn time! >:(
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dis post reply notification is irritating, i cant post cos every1 is posting at the same damn time! >:(
And then the one opportunity you get, you write this.... Waisted opportunity right there.
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@ Baldi...
The distance isn't the issue. We broke up before I came here. It's a lot of other shit, mostly my fault.
I'm not hung up on her either, I just think that using her as a yardstick against which to measure potential ladyfriends is a good idea. We did spend almost four years together after all, and if shit didn't work out between two people who are so alike, then why would it work with someone less my type.
And on that not talking to the guy that no-one else talks to topic. I just experienced it first hand.
We were just discussing the fact that the government is planning to have a "Day of Healing" to commemorate the xenophobic attacks.
There is this old sub-editor who sits right opposite me. He never speaks to anyone, unless it is to swear at them and ask them to shut the f*** up cos he's rying to do his work and go home.
We asked him what his opinion is on this day of healing, an he just had an outburst.
"Hulle wil 'n fokken vakansiedag hou terwyl die land in sy moer in bloei! Die arme mense bly nog steeds in kampe en hulle wil al weer party hou met tax geld. Die regering is die grootste klomp poese wat ek nog ooit gesien het. fokken peose almal van hulle.
Fok hulle almal!"
It was like something out of a sitcom or movie.
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For you young guys here on AG who r still on the macing tip,( or whateva word u sue to describe the act of hooking up a female) ... Do that shit sober, don't wait until after 3,4,5,6 beers...Dutch courage is bullshit...
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@ Pyro
Does regering mean government?
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Ek can nie Afrikaans praat nie Pyro, can you translate a**eblief?
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"Hulle wil 'n fokken vakansiedag hou terwyl die land in sy moer in bloei! Die arme mense bly nog steeds in kampe en hulle wil al weer party hou met tax geld. Die regering is die grootste klomp poese wat ek nog ooit gesien het. fokken peose almal van hulle.
Fok hulle almal!"
LMGA
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Okay, translation:
They want to have a f***ing holiday, while the country is bleeding! Those poor people are still living in camps and thay already want to have a party with tax money. this f***ing governement are the biggest bunch of c***s I've ever seen. f***ing c***s All of them!
f*** all of them!
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i.d like to disagree with i.q. i once got f***ed up... yes i once got fukd up by lyk 15 guys... so dats 30 fists and 30 feet beatin on me n i neva felt a thing thanx to heineken storm spin and sum undiluted whiskey. thou i cant say th same bout th next day
My friend got jumped by a bunch of colourds after having 3 shots of Stroh Rum. He's given up the bottle ever since, but he still does the cider.
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Okay, translation:
They want to have a f***ing holiday, while the country is bleeding! Those poor people are still living in camps and thay already want to have a party with tax money. this f***ing governement are the biggest bunch of c***s I've ever seen. f***ing c***s All of them!
f*** all of them!
Thanks. Ouch.
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My friend got jumped by a bunch of colourds after having 3 shots of Stroh Rum. He's given up the bottle ever since, but he still does the cider.
Aahh...
My people make me so proud sometimes.
The worst thing about getting your a** kicked around coloured people is when you hit the ground.
Even if its a fair fight, one on one, never ever go down. As soon as you do, everyone will just start stomping you. Even your own boys and people who don't know you or what the fight is about will try to get a few kicks in.
I know, cos I used to join too. Shit's f***ed up, but funny. Seeing dudes that were busy macking on a chick a few seconds ago leave everything to help stomp a stranger.
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Okay, translation:
They want to have a f***ing holiday, while the country is bleeding! Those poor people are still living in camps and thay already want to have a party with tax money. this f***ing governement are the biggest bunch of c***s I've ever seen. f***ing c***s All of them!
f*** all of them!
LMMFBAO!!! this dude is funny
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dnt date a stupid guys just coz "he's hot"
Same can be said for chicks.
I've been having a problem. Since I became single it seems I only meet retarded women. There are the few exceptions of course, but mainly all the girls I meet are ignorant to the point of disgust. Has sarcasm not come to Joburg yet?
I find myself constantly having to explain everything I say. Either they don't get me, or they just haven't a clue what I'm talking about it in the first place.
But I have a strange suspicion that some men are really into the 'blonde-side of stuff', that is why it is fashionable for some of the smartests chicks to act like being dumb is attractive!
In the Jay (section), the amount of pretend-pretend/pseudo-something is sickening! But on the other hand their beauty is astounding!
So finding a balance can be tricky!
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N' gwaai an steek met gel an jou kop . ::)
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N' gwaai an steek met gel an jou kop . ::)
Did you set your head on fire?
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if you planning to have a party this weekend, pls dont overspend like i did last month ;D ;D ;D
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dont know what to do with all of the above..
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N' gwaai an steek met gel an jou kop . ::)
Did you set your head on fire?
wel nie nog mach nie , ek't net die punte gebrant maar not that much harm done. Dit het in n' week trug gegroei. Hoekom vra jy?
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Vra maar net.
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Them afrikaans cats are killing me, nigga dnt understant shit......
back to the subject: @Newbies: Dont cum talk shit on AG on ya first few posts...
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DO NOT take two 440ml of powerplays with four sachets of macnabs and expect to be normal..
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"Hulle wil 'n fokken vakansiedag hou terwyl die land in sy moer in bloei! Die arme mense bly nog steeds in kampe en hulle wil al weer party hou met tax geld. Die regering is die grootste klomp poese wat ek nog ooit gesien het. fokken peose almal van hulle.
Fok hulle almal!"
LMGA
LOL.
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"^^^ lmao!!!!!! oh and NEVER EVER... EVER EVER try and fight 1 on 1 with a coloured coz it will soon end up 1 on 11. thats a**uming u lucky enough to not have been stabbed yet."
NEVER, I say NEVER do the above mentioned with an Indian dude- those peops always roll in cliques of 100 + ...those peops don't do individuality hey...
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NEVER, I say NEVER do the above mentioned with an Indian dude- those peops always roll in cliques of 100 + ...those peops don't do individuality hey...
Understatement of note!!!
At some stage or another the dudes 46yr old antie and 102 year old granny will also be in the mix putting a foot in. These dudes roll in colonies!
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I feel yall about the coloured people thing. In second year i went to some spot in a coloured hood with a couple of my mates from Botswana. And without trying to offend anyone from Bots, we all know how indescrete our tswana bretheren can be with their feelings and comments. So this one guy, OT, decided to comment on a dudes accent. Next thing i know OT is on some "JOU POES" tip. Mind you he didnt even know what this meant, he was fresh from Gabs. Needless to say he got dismantled that night. In a nutshell. They beat the meaning of life into this nigga. I mean those dudes kicked wisdom into this guy. He stood up with grey hair even, speaking hebrew, greek, latin and other languages spoken by the knowledgable philosophers of past times. Respect colored people, for the sake of peace.
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I feel yall about the coloured people thing. In second year i went to some spot in a coloured hood with a couple of my mates from Botswana. And without trying to offend anyone from Bots, we all know how indescrete our tswana bretheren can be with their feelings and comments. So this one guy, OT, decided to comment on a dudes accent. Next thing i know OT is on some "JOU POES" tip. Mind you he didnt even know what this meant, he was fresh from Gabs. Needless to say he got dismantled that night. In a nutshell. They beat the meaning of life into this nigga. I mean those dudes kicked wisdom into this guy. He stood up with grey hair even, speaking hebrew, greek, latin and other languages spoken by the knowledgable philosophers of past times. Respect colored people, for the sake of peace.
NEVER go to a coloured hood and holler at a random chick without making sure shes rollin' solo. even then make sure none of them niggas are already hollerin at her... i had a gun in my face once cos i was trying a li'l sum'n i, looking back i should've known not to holler at a girl thats standing in front anyones gusheshe. i went striaght home after that.
NEVER no matter how drunk and happy u may be just pour beer in all directions while at a jazz concert when you are right standing next to them properly dressed, pointy shoes wearing niggas with big stomachs. they will furk you up...
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Never roll through Mannenberg, Bishop Lavis or Hanover Park at 3 in the morning on a bicycle with a walkman on.. (as witnesses by my nig Zama Zee)...
lets just say you'll get your shit tooken..
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NEVER no matter how drunk and happy u may be just pour beer in all directions while at a jazz concert
That's all you needed to say. No-one likes the waste of beer first of all. Secondly even if you're just wearing jeans and a t-shirt, yo don't wat beer all over you.
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NEVER look at a Lebanese (ie South African Lebanese/joburg) woman (you will get f***ed up) or hook up with a Lebanese man (you will get f***ed up/ or come up dead...whichever comes first) ...heavy drama for days!
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Never roll through Mannenberg, Bishop Lavis or Hanover Park at 3 in the morning on a bicycle with a walkman on.. (as witnesses by my nig Zama Zee)...
lets just say you'll get your shit tooken..
Co freakin sign. NEVER roll through BIshop Lavis PERIOD.... Them coloured folk will take you shit and I mean all of it.
And then never go to the police station in Bishop Lavis after a robbery coz them coloured policemen don't give a shit.
(love to all my coloured peeps)
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Unwritten law amongst Thoroughbread beer drinking men. DONT SPILL BEER!!! Like Pyro said its waistfull!!
I actually find it strange that you even spilt some. You must not be a regular drinker. You drink socially isnt it??
I know real dudes who have fallen off balconies and didnt even spill a drop of beer! And dont mess with our Zambian brothers either when it comes to that ish! There is a partially confirmed rumour about a Zambian friend of mine who fell down a flight of stairs with a long draught gla** of guiness in one hand. Not only did he not spill a drop of his ale, he even managed to take a sip while he was tumbling down the stairs!
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Unwritten law amongst Thoroughbread beer drinking men. DONT SPILL BEER!!! Like Pyro said its waistfull!!
I actually find it strange that you even spilt some. You must not be a regular drinker. You drink socially isnt it??
I know real dudes who have fallen off balconies and didnt even spill a drop of beer! And dont mess with our Zambian brothers either when it comes to that ish! There is a partially confirmed rumour about a Zambian friend of mine who fell down a flight of stairs with a long draught gla** of guiness in one hand. Not only did he not spill a drop of his ale, he even managed to take a sip while he was tumbling down the stairs!
;D ;D ;D
I have to got through some of mny drunken videotapes, but I'll check tonight for footage from this one party at my place in bloem.
One of my brother's boys came running oput of the house naked, with a beer in his hand and did a beautiful dive into the pool. His whole body was submerged, yet the beer stayed above water and not a drop was spilt.
LAter on, while he was running around the house naked, he got knocked out by this ugly slut of a chick, cos he was telling everyone how he did her in the a**. She called him a smallcocked bitch and knocked his lights out.
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now that i have discovered that most of yall are scared of coloureds,,,check some of the guys i roll with..
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee180/Komani/Hoshh.jpg)
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oooooooohhhhh im shakin in my boots :D
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^^^^ Tjo! Mukthaar Ariefdien Jantjies is a scary dude!
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^^^^ Tjo! Mukthaar Ariefdien Jantjies is a scary dude!
LMAO!
jou mense lyk gam soos a ma'!
SMH @ Sharief, Ra-if and MuGammad in the cut!
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you girls have jokes neh?
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Yeses. Bet his first sentence was "EK SKOP YO BINNE IN YO MASE POES"...
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The dude on the right has only one eyebrow. A big one.
That's a trick us coloured people use to hide our real emotions. YOu don't knwo if we're joking or if you're really about to get an a**whipping.
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Gam mafia on the rizzle...
Glad to see he has his front teefers though...
This ninja could pa** for a gaatjie on main road..
I can almost picture him screaming
'Claremont, Mowbraaay..Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!'...
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Vra maar net.
Sou jy gelag het as ek gese het my hare het af gebrant? En dit sal nooit weer trug groei nie?
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Vra maar net.
Sou jy gelag het as ek gese het my hare het af gebrant? En dit sal nooit weer trug groei nie?
Ek sou gevra het vir fotos.
Net om te sien. Nie om te lag nie.
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nou hoekom is daai antwoord te goed om waar te wees? En wat gan met hulle an in die groep?
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nou hoekom is daai antwoord te goed om waar te wees? En wat gan met hulle an in die groep?
Met wie?
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wel dit het nie soo gebeur nie so geen stress. Lyk vi my jy hou nie van "ons" swoort vroue mense nie? Ek't gelees oor dir hulle aksent en dit gaan nie te goed af met jy nie. van waar is jy ? ???
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met hulle wat dink alle coloured's is gemorste
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wel dit het nie soo gebeur nie so geen stress. Lyk vi my jy hou nie van "ons" swoort vroue mense nie? Ek't gelees oor dir hulle aksent en dit gaan nie te goed af met jy nie. van waar is jy ?
Don't get me wrong...
Ek like alle vrouens. EEF- Equal Oppurtunity f***er. Dis net die wat nie 'n brein het nie wat 'n probleem is.
Ek is van Bloem. Where you from?
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Im from Cape Town , going there this long weekend. jarre i miss home, kak lekke by die huis.
I feel ya on dat one, I also dont look at colour , but by brain and husterling skills. Is jy nou in JHB?
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yeah, been for three months now.
Haven't been in Cape town in ages. Maybe I'll go down there for December. Everything is expensive down there though. Like they're just catering to foreigners.
People are mad nice though. Only place 've ever been to where a guy would buy you a beer just cos your an out of towner and he isn't trying to f*** you, but justs wants to talk.
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lol, seems like you've been on AG longer.
I have to disagree , really depends where ya going in the " TONE" ( dats how we call CT)
Like Im from Belville and things are kak cheap there ( wish i jet to do my shopping there , but then again if I had one why the fck would I do dat, lol)
keeps are too nyc , hehe , but the fcked up thing is everytime I go home a buddy of mine has a kid or is in jail. fcked the fck up!
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i.d like to disagree with i.q. i once got f***ed up... yes i once got fukd up by lyk 15 guys... so dats 30 fists and 30 feet beatin on me n i neva felt a thing thanx to heineken storm spin and sum undiluted whiskey. thou i cant say th same bout th next day
Maybe if you ran instead of counting them, u would have escaped unscathed?
man those niggas were closing in from everywhere... atleast thats what i saw. even if i ran i woulda fell in a matter of time and i woulda risked losing ma new uzzi sneakers (which kept coming off the whole night coz i didnt wanna do my laces up) but i learnt my lesson... shit i even do double knots now when i do those laces.
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I feel yall about the coloured people thing. In second year i went to some spot in a coloured hood with a couple of my mates from Botswana. And without trying to offend anyone from Bots, we all know how indescrete our tswana bretheren can be with their feelings and comments. So this one guy, OT, decided to comment on a dudes accent. Next thing i know OT is on some "JOU POES" tip. Mind you he didnt even know what this meant, he was fresh from Gabs. Needless to say he got dismantled that night. In a nutshell. They beat the meaning of life into this nigga. I mean those dudes kicked wisdom into this guy. He stood up with grey hair even, speaking hebrew, greek, latin and other languages spoken by the knowledgable philosophers of past times. Respect colored people, for the sake of peace.
Never call a coloured by the name "KOOLIE", espaecially if you're white. That's the equivalent of calling a black guy a "KAFFER", which is really bad to do, especially if you're white
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Never call a coloured by the name "KOOLIE", espaecially if you're white. That's the equivalent of calling a black guy a "KAFFER", which is really bad to do, especially if you're white
Actually "Coolie" is a derogatory term for Indian people. Not cool at all.
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Dont understand how this turned into a coloured bash but the perceived (and displayed) aggressive nature of coloured folks comes from beign a marginalised minority, makes us gatvol and then we dont lus to take menses kak and then if you take us for your poes to our face we must rearrange that face... and the laws are simple and a teaching tool....
There is no such thing as a fair fight...
If you go down you alone....
and others... thats how i learned to fight... its a harsh system but it teaches valuable survivial lessons.... not that i'm particularly violent or even short-tempered... why i consider myself the very paragon of restraint and tolerance of divergent and unsettling opinions.
But if a doos who came sterk gevriet gets put down then as a community we obliged to highlight his mistake by punctuating it with a few blows to the head while he's lying down... you can learn alot while horizontal.
But dont come a**ume we savages and shit. coloureds is some good people. I should know been one my whole life and i'm great people.
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Dont understand how this turned into a coloured bash but the perceived (and displayed) aggressive nature of coloured folks comes from beign a marginalised minority, makes us gatvol and then we dont lus to take menses kak and then if you take us for your poes to our face we must rearrange that face... and the laws are simple and a teaching tool....
There is no such thing as a fair fight...
If you go down you alone....
and others... thats how i learned to fight... its a harsh system but it teaches valuable survivial lessons.... not that i'm particularly violent or even short-tempered... why i consider myself the very paragon of restraint and tolerance of divergent and unsettling opinions.
But if a doos who came sterk gevriet gets put down then as a community we obliged to highlight his mistake by punctuating it with a few blows to the head while he's lying down... you can learn alot while horizontal.
But dont come a**ume we savages and shit. coloureds is some good people. I should know been one my whole life and i'm great people.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
ENOUGH SAID...
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DO NOT get drunk and go down the stairs.
I got a bruise of a lyf time and now I can't wear mini skirts.
Hahaha. And the CANDY GOT REALLY WILD. Hahahaha
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do not f*** on a beach... sandy gwam is not the future.
do not pick up drunk TUT chix on a bike
dont say "f*** u, i know my rights!" to a afrikaner cop from PTA north
yes, that light is red. and even you have to stop
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don't say f*** you I know my rights to ANY south African cop..if he's black, you will bring out the his SECURITY GUARD COMPLEX ...and if he's white, you will unleash the k****** BASHER in him. In fact...DONT N|BE BLACK AND SPEAK TO A BLACK COP IN ENGLISH PERIOD...then come with that rights shit...you're done for...
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thread of the year damn it hahaha
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Do not walk next to train rails especially in Bontaheuwel
Drive extra carefully in Nyanga, Crossroad, Phillippi e.t.c amaphela will bump your whip and run >:(
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Do not walk next to train rails especially in Bontaheuwel
Drive extra carefully in Nyanga, Crossroad, Phillippi e.t.c amaphela will bump your whip and run >:(
true dat
and when in a train yase Khayelitsha stay away from the window
coz oDjy base Heideveld, Netreg, Bonteheuwel bazoku gqaya unye ;)
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Do not walk next to train rails especially in Bontaheuwel
Drive extra carefully in Nyanga, Crossroad, Phillippi e.t.c amaphela will bump your whip and run >:(
Avoid in NY78 after 10 at all costs. Hijackin is a sport in that part of town
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dnt date a stupid guys just coz "he's hot"
Same can be said for chicks.
ahem well i find the 'vacant' fun for a while - my advice dont keep them for their conversation.
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never eva lend ur money to friends, not unless if u not planning on having it back
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never eva lend ur money to friends, not unless if u not planning on having it back
true dat!!! i never understand it...
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never eva lend ur money to friends, not unless if u not planning on having it back
true dat!!! i never understand it...
Think it depends on what type of friends you have?
I've always honored a debt and all my friends have always honored theirs.
However, never lend money to a girl. EVER!!
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never get trigger happy with your make-up right :-[b4 a date
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@ Nyambo, im not lending money to any of ma buddies (ar family for that matter)...equal opportunity ;D
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However, never lend money to a girl. EVER!!
Yep, especially the type that tries to seduce u into lending them money, then u know u never get it back
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when drinking out without ur "parasite" friends, make it clear that everyone is taking care of their own tap b4 going out :P
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neva leave ur a**ignments for the nite b4 they are due, Eskom will fck u up :-X
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neva try to look sexy in the cold
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never try to mack on a girl who seems to be in a rush. you'll look like a fool running next to her.
never gamble with your transport money, you'll end up stranded
if you've never said i love you to your girl, dont say it while having sex. you'll regret it.
and lastly..
dont you trust them new niggas over there.
:)
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dont you trust them new niggas over there.
Yep ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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never try to mack on a girl who seems to be in a rush. you'll look like a fool running next to her.
Wakakakakakaka k that's funny.
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neva try to look sexy in the cold
tru dat, :D esp. in CPT :-X
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Don't ever, ever get involved in the games couples may be playing with each other in relationships.
I have been on so many ends of that shit too many times it is not even funny and it's just happened to a mate of mine over some girl who was getting back at her man. This is a sure fire way to get: killed, maimed, in jail, or just badly hurt and embarra**ed. Keep it one on one, open families turn to lions dens real quick.