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Title: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: SOYA DADDY on September 05, 2008, 11:48:41 AM
so last night i had two tickets to Paris to go check out Handel's Messiah on ice performed by the Ying Yang twins, but unfortuantely the limo that was supposed to take us to the airport was a mercedes and i specifically asked for a Lotus limo...i just couldnt have it, i wasted so much time fighting with limo people that we ended up missing the last first cla** flight to Paris...Jay was quite mad at me....

plan B: then i decided we should take a horse carriage trip around the financial district, this almost turned sour when we were almost robbed but the 10000 carat gold grillz i bought her kept her happy enough to forget about this before we went off to have a night cap at Patrice Motsepe's house.


sorry about last nite baby, i'll make it up to...i go tickets to see a special private concert collaboration between Lionel Richie, Prince and Flavour Flav.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: THAT LADY! on September 05, 2008, 11:52:37 AM
((( LMAO )))
You a true character you know :) LOL!!
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: SOYA DADDY on September 05, 2008, 11:53:58 AM
i am told there are some pictures of Jay lee making the rounds on the net and i'm willing to pay a large sum of money to the person that delivers them to me so i can destroy them.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: THAT LADY! on September 05, 2008, 11:59:54 AM
i am told there are some pictures of Jay lee making the rounds on the net and i'm willing to pay a large sum of money to the person that delivers them to me so i can destroy them.
Wat u sippin on ? its dat pimp juice I tell you. Told you to lay off it for a lil while.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: SOYA DADDY on September 05, 2008, 12:56:16 PM
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Wat u sippin on ? its dat pimp juice I tell you. Told you to lay off it for a lil while.

okay, no more pimp juice(Diamond distilled champagne) for me.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: THAT LADY! on September 05, 2008, 01:10:00 PM
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Wat u sippin on ? its dat pimp juice I tell you. Told you to lay off it for a lil while.

okay, no more pimp juice(Diamond distilled champagne) for me.
Me likes sum red wine , wat wud you suggest?
Ps dry red wine.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: RearrangedReality on September 05, 2008, 01:11:56 PM
lol

yo Spacevein, remember that script you posted here on AG about those cats that were going for an HIV test. one where they come across an old school buddy whose now a sangoma or they thought was a songoma. that shit was funny can you re-up please? i'm lazy to search.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: SOYA DADDY on September 05, 2008, 02:13:29 PM
i love dry red...no joke, way too many coincedences...sushi,red wine,cpt, alot of money...


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lol

yo Spacevein, remember that script you posted here on AG about those cats that were going for an HIV test. one where they come across an old school buddy whose now a sangoma or they thought was a songoma. that shit was funny can you re-up please? i'm lazy to search

thanks for the read! good looking out. here it is,www.myspace.com/spacevein (http://www.myspace.com/spacevein) its under the blog section under short story.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: THAT LADY! on September 05, 2008, 02:17:14 PM
Wats ur favourite  brand of red wine?
and where is it from?
How old?
How often do you drink it?
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on September 05, 2008, 02:19:54 PM
Wats ur favourite  brand of red wine?
and where is it from?
How old?
How often do you drink it?

Ta**enberg
Its from SA
I bought it last week.
I drink it once a week.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: RearrangedReality on September 05, 2008, 02:23:49 PM
i love dry red...no joke, way too many coincedences...sushi,red wine,cpt, alot of money...


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lol

yo Spacevein, remember that script you posted here on AG about those cats that were going for an HIV test. one where they come across an old school buddy whose now a sangoma or they thought was a songoma. that shit was funny can you re-up please? i'm lazy to search

thanks for the read! good looking out. here it is,www.myspace.com/spacevein (http://www.myspace.com/spacevein) its under the blog section under short story.


cool thanks man. my buddy digs that script too.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: SOYA DADDY on September 05, 2008, 02:26:58 PM
Webersburg Cabernet Sauvignon 1997 - Stellenbosch
its really good, had some last weekend .The palate is lovely - rich, ripe fruit, balanced by excellent, slightly citrussy acidity.

whats up? you think i'm a peasant? i also like Vergelegen...

Ta**ies is the shit though....reminds of the days when i used to have pink burnt lips from hanging out with too many pap sak drinking coloureds in strand.

But my lips are on point these days...damn you Rameez!!!!!!!(no homo)
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: THAT LADY! on September 05, 2008, 02:37:31 PM
Webersburg Cabernet Sauvignon 1997 - Stellenbosch
its really good, had some last weekend .The palate is lovely - rich, ripe fruit, balanced by excellent, slightly citrussy acidity.

whats up? you think i'm a peasant? i also like Vergelegen...

Ta**ies is the shit though....reminds of the days when i used to have pink burnt lips from hanging out with too many pap sak drinking coloureds in strand.

But my lips are on point these days...damn you Rameez!!!!!!!(no homo)
  Wont lie to you the best wine is in SA!!!  But once was introduced to an amazing bottle of wine called Bordeaux Cha'nteau. Its under the Peyronin Brand. I just love it.

No I dont think you a peasant, just wanna know if you know wat you talking abt.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on September 05, 2008, 02:59:33 PM
Aah, pretentious wine talk.

Nothing better than using nonsensical terms and silly descriptions to talk about crushed grapes.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: BHLAKHROZE on September 05, 2008, 04:51:44 PM
spaceman

you kill me bra. you finish me :D

...on the small matter of that wine business. i tell you i had a situation on my hands once. now you expect silly questions of the do-you-like-it woody-or-fruity etc-etc-i was-long-confused-and-who-cares-etc-etc type. right? but now they came at me from some other like. 'and what grape would you prefer ma'm'. WHAT. stutter stut stut uh. grape? what grape i prefer? get the phuck outta here. hilarious.

space you rock!
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on September 05, 2008, 06:44:03 PM
Ha ha ha ha @ Rhozie. Damn! It happened to me too. Ha ha ha! f*** i hate wines now. We were at a table and a waitress asked me  the last question what type of grape of wine,i didnt know instead i said Grapetiser. After that every 1 on the table choked with laughter. I f***d up that nite. Yeah! Space hook us with them premium liquor names.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: c-jay rhymez on September 05, 2008, 06:51:19 PM
why do people create such threads? who cares about your date with this chick? spare us the story.
we are here to talk rap. not this nonsense
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick on September 05, 2008, 06:59:17 PM
why do people create such threads? who cares about your date with this chick? spare us the story.
we are here to talk rap. not this nonsense
Eazy there tiger, before you start uneccessary trouble. It's just for entertainments sake. if you dont like it, just pa**. Ease up dude
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on September 05, 2008, 10:35:26 PM
why do people create such threads? who cares about your date with this chick? spare us the story.
we are here to talk rap. not this nonsense
what the shit is this
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: watziznehmegin on September 06, 2008, 12:17:15 AM
why do people create such threads? who cares about your date with this chick? spare us the story.
we are here to talk rap. not this nonsense
what the shit is this

CJ doesn't know that SpaceVein is AG's very own old school gangsta rappers, back from when it was cool to say ho!
so technically this is rap talk, don't h8 the player h8 the game biotch!

FAILURE
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: BHLAKHROZE on September 06, 2008, 08:48:15 AM
Ha ha ha ha @ Rhozie. Damn! It happened to me too. Ha ha ha! f*** i hate wines now. We were at a table and a waitress asked me  the last question what type of grape of wine,i didnt know instead i said Grapetiser. After that every 1 on the table choked with laughter. I f***d up that nite. Yeah! Space hook us with them premium liquor names.

GRAPETISER!!?? unamanga ngane!!! grapetiser jo. yho i chuckled. you mean you are worse than me kid. ungu 'king don father'. haha. uyazi-exposa (on how to xhosarise a language ;D) you said grapetiser. you were like actually nevermind. never you mind. i dont even remember what i said. haha. i just remember thinking aiiiight then kuyanyiwa! we shouldnt be taken places. quite cleeearly.

grapetiser. 

what an uproar.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on September 06, 2008, 09:11:13 AM
Ha ha ha ha @ Rhozie. Damn! It happened to me too. Ha ha ha! f*** i hate wines now. We were at a table and a waitress asked me  the last question what type of grape of wine,i didnt know instead i said Grapetiser. After that every 1 on the table choked with laughter. I f***d up that nite. Yeah! Space hook us with them premium liquor names.

GRAPETISER!!?? unamanga ngane!!! grapetiser jo. yho i chuckled. you mean you are worse than me kid. ungu 'king don father'. haha. uyazi-exposa (on how to xhosarise a language ;D) you said grapetiser. you were like actually nevermind. never you mind. i dont even remember what i said. haha. i just remember thinking aiiiight then kuyanyiwa! we shouldnt be taken places. quite cleeearly.

grapetiser. 

what an uproar.

ha ha ha ha ha ha! Rhozie  Kuyanyiwa ha ha ha ha!
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: Malcom E.K.K.S on September 06, 2008, 11:20:57 AM
why do people create such threads? who cares about your date with this chick? spare us the story.
we are here to talk rap. not this nonsense

(http://www.thaigaming.com/picture.php?albumid=163&pictureid=2162)

Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: Malcom E.K.K.S on September 06, 2008, 11:23:25 AM
Speaking of wines, this one is rated as the best eva

(http://www.raisinsocial.net/filestore/images/Namaqui.jpg)
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: watziznehmegin on September 06, 2008, 10:33:12 PM
why do people create such threads? who cares about your date with this chick? spare us the story.
we are here to talk rap. not this nonsense

(http://www.thaigaming.com/picture.php?albumid=163&pictureid=2162)



HAHA!!
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: THAT LADY! on September 08, 2008, 08:04:10 AM
why do people create such threads? who cares about your date with this chick? spare us the story.
we are here to talk rap. not this nonsense
* spits on him for being so wack with such a GR8 name * >:(
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: Soul Amazin' on September 08, 2008, 08:22:28 AM
why do people create such threads? who cares about your date with this chick? spare us the story.
we are here to talk rap. not this nonsense
* spits on him for being so wack with such a GR8 name * >:(

He just wanted some of that jay shine (shine on yo shine)....I guess he wants a date with space
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: SOYA DADDY on September 08, 2008, 08:44:35 AM
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why do people create such threads? who cares about your date with this chick? spare us the story.
we are here to talk rap. not this nonsense

* spits on him for being so wack with such a GR8 name *


great name? ever heard of c-rayz walz?

Cj- i'm sorry you cant relate to this baller shit...now go take your dashiki to the dry cleaners..its filthy.

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CJ doesn't know that SpaceVein is AG's very own old school gangsta rappers, back from when it was cool to say ho!
so technically this is rap talk, don't h8 the player h8 the game biotch!

you dun know fam!
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: RearrangedReality on September 08, 2008, 11:48:48 AM
Ha ha ha ha @ Rhozie. Damn! It happened to me too. Ha ha ha! f*** i hate wines now. We were at a table and a waitress asked me  the last question what type of grape of wine,i didnt know instead i said Grapetiser. After that every 1 on the table choked with laughter. I f***d up that nite. Yeah! Space hook us with them premium liquor names.

LMAO. nigga please!
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: SOYA DADDY on September 08, 2008, 03:59:37 PM
check your private msg's...

wanna go to have drinks with Diddy and Russell Simmons after work? dont really feel like it but russell is being quite a nag.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: RearrangedReality on September 08, 2008, 04:08:18 PM
Fidel Castro and I are boys, I call him Fi Diddy.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: SOYA DADDY on September 08, 2008, 04:18:51 PM
Mandela and i friends, i call him " say what old nigga?"
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: crus-ou on September 08, 2008, 04:55:44 PM
sho now i lus a four cousins
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on September 08, 2008, 04:56:58 PM
sho now i lus a four cousins

I don't think you're supposed to mention cheap wine in this thread. It'll make people think you're uncultured.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick on September 08, 2008, 07:00:25 PM
Mandela and i friends, i call him " say what old nigga?"
Haha!!! :D You a**hole!!!!!!!
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: watziznehmegin on September 08, 2008, 08:54:09 PM
speaking of cheap wines...

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b270/subzZ/cisco_flavors.jpg)

..what y'all know bout that "liquid crack"?
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: THAT LADY! on September 09, 2008, 08:01:28 AM
sho now i lus a four cousins

I don't think you're supposed to mention cheap wine in this thread. It'll make people think you're uncultured.
;D lol!!
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on September 09, 2008, 08:19:06 AM
Overmeer Bitch.

And Partners, with a tot of break fluid. Shit will warm any nigga up on the coldest nights.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: SOYA DADDY on September 09, 2008, 09:19:48 AM
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I don't think you're supposed to mention cheap wine in this thread. It'll make people think you're uncultured.

Its not even like that, i used to be a peasant too...i occasionally dip into some robertsons red to remind me of my wild past...i used to have pink lips from drinking so much cheap cape wine and my stomach even started to eat itself....but thank god and satan that i'm through that stage.

This right here is an all time street cla**ic....a favourite among piss stained bums and white varsity jocks.

(http://www.distell.co.za/images/TmpDownload/1675.jpg)

used to f*** these shits daily...they all cost less than R20

(http://www.distell.co.za/images/TmpDownload/1679.jpg)

(http://www.distell.co.za/images/TmpDownload/1682.jpg)

(http://www.distell.co.za/images/TmpDownload/1676.jpg)


Trust me, rather be addicted to Heroin than cheap wine.

Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on September 09, 2008, 09:22:30 AM
Luckily I'm not a fan of the wine. I stick to my beer and whisky. some rum once in a while isn't bad either.

I only use wine to cook.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: SOYA DADDY on September 09, 2008, 09:27:12 AM
yep, beer and whiskey thats my shit too...

one thing i love about alcohol is that morning dump after a heavy night of drinking, the smelliest and most consistent flow shits come after drinking alot of red wine or beer...beer dumps stink really bad...like a dead rotting yak with an STD. Very relaxing shit though.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on September 09, 2008, 09:29:53 AM
I can't say that that is my favourite thing about alcohol.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: Dpleezy on September 09, 2008, 09:34:43 AM
American Cla**ic.... say no more....

(http://www.plateoftheday.com/food_blog/nightTrainNThunderbird.gif)
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: Dpleezy on September 09, 2008, 09:38:24 AM
MD 20/20 aka "Mad Dog"...

(http://www.superawesome.com/archives/Sith%20Lord/maddog.jpg)
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: Bobby Banks on September 09, 2008, 09:47:43 AM
MD 20/20 aka "Mad Dog"...

(http://www.superawesome.com/archives/Sith%20Lord/maddog.jpg)

Lol that looks like mixer juice.  are we supposed to dilute that stuff with water?
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: Dpleezy on September 09, 2008, 10:51:40 AM
MD 20/20 aka "Mad Dog"...

(http://www.superawesome.com/archives/Sith%20Lord/maddog.jpg)

Lol that looks like mixer juice.  are we supposed to dilute that stuff with water?

naa,,, just drink it straight up my man :)
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: Soul Amazin' on September 09, 2008, 10:56:13 AM
MD 20/20 aka "Mad Dog"...

(http://www.superawesome.com/archives/Sith%20Lord/maddog.jpg)

Lol that looks like mixer juice.  are we supposed to dilute that stuff with water?

naa,,, just drink it straight up my man :)

wats the 20/20 for?
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: Dpleezy on September 09, 2008, 11:25:55 AM
20/20 - it helps you see clearly (20/20 vision)

Here is a review from bumwine.com...

"As majestic as the cascading waters of a drain pipe, MD 20/20 is bottled by the 20/20 wine company in Westfield, New York.  This is a good place to start for the street wine rookie, but beware; this dog has a bite to back up its bark.  MD Stands for Mogen David, and is affectionately called "Mad Dog 20/20". 

You'll find this beverage as often in a bum's nest as in the rock quarry where the high school kids sneak off to drink.  This beverage is likely the most consumed by non-bums, but that doesn't stop any bums from drinking it!  Our research indicates that MD 20/20 is the best of the bum wines at making you feel warm inside.  Some test subjects report a slight numbing agent in MD 20/20, similar to the banana paste that the dentist puts in your mouth before injecting it with novocain.  Anyone that can afford a dentist should steer clear of this disaster.  Avaliable in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum, but only the full "Red Grape Wine" flavor packs the 18% whallop.
 
Liquor stores are starting to be infiltrated by a 13% variety of MD 20/20 Red Grape.  There is also a new "Blue Raspberry" flavor with "BLING BLING".  Even the lowest functioning of bums will know not to get swindled out of 5%."
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: Alcohol Abuser on September 09, 2008, 11:36:40 AM
Yo! Spacevein I see some foul play here(conspiracy), D and Lancastre be tryin' to jack you thread(my 2 stinkin' cents).
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: Dpleezy on September 09, 2008, 11:50:38 AM
Yo! Spacevein I see some foul play here(conspiracy), D and Lancastre be tryin' to jack you thread(my 2 stinkin' cents).

i thought this thread was about fine wine? :)
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: churchofthe latterdayLatte on September 09, 2008, 12:26:04 PM
Everclear!
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on September 09, 2008, 12:50:54 PM
Honey Blossom. That shit in the bottle that looks like cooking oil, with the red top.

People who drink this all seem to smell the same.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on September 09, 2008, 05:46:02 PM
@ Space!! You never mentioned any music while you are travelling.

Probably youd be bumpin that Houston's Chopped n Screwed music,Tippin on 44's dropped top,or Slim thuggin with that Riding Cars with no ceiling or a lil Bun B.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: SUPER RUTHLESS on September 10, 2008, 12:57:26 AM
@ Space!! You never mentioned any music while you are travelling.

Probably youd be bumpin that Houston's Chopped n Screwed music,Tippin on 44's dropped top,or Slim thuggin with that Riding Cars with no ceiling or a lil Bun B.

See u got that boss hog outlaws  ;D
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: SOYA DADDY on September 10, 2008, 09:06:56 AM
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@ Space!! You never mentioned any music while you are travelling.

Probably youd be bumpin that Houston's Chopped n Screwed music,Tippin on 44's dropped top,or Slim thuggin with that Riding Cars with no ceiling or a lil Bun B

you know me too well....Michael Watts is GOD. Lil Keke, Rich Boy....but i'm also bumping alot of British shit, MIA, Wiley, GHETTO, Roll Deep, Plastic man, JME, JAMMER,...alot of dancehall..NINJAMAN and SHABBA RANKS are still kings to me......was bumping Rick James on my way to the slave labour today.
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on September 10, 2008, 09:50:49 AM
@ Space!! You never mentioned any music while you are travelling.

Probably youd be bumpin that Houston's Chopped n Screwed music,Tippin on 44's dropped top,or Slim thuggin with that Riding Cars with no ceiling or a lil Bun B.

See u got that boss Hog outlaws  ;D

Oh yeah!! I was once there 2 years ago,was hooked ;D and was suprised this is the only music they be playing no new york and westcoast n shit music only their music.If Slim Thug says he gonna shoot a music video the whole hood comes to watch with excitement even old people,n that music is made exclusively for the Houston citizen,The popular anthem rite now there is "Riding with no Ceiling"


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@ Space!! You never mentioned any music while you are travelling.

Probably youd be bumpin that Houston's Chopped n Screwed music,Tippin on 44's dropped top,or Slim thuggin with that Riding Cars with no ceiling or a lil Bun B

you know me too well....Michael Watts is GOD. Lil Keke,

Oh yeah for sure!!!
Title: Re: My date with Jay Lee
Post by: SolitaryNative on September 10, 2008, 10:16:49 AM
S'cuse the delay but much appreciative chuckling at the "palimpala" (Paarl Perle) pic.  I know lots of forty two year olds who look seventy thanks to that fine tipple.

Back to the point...