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Title: You stink!
Post by: THAT LADY! on September 05, 2008, 01:34:42 PM
How do you tell someone they smelling bad?
This is too much now, I even hate drinking water around this person.
Everything just stinks about this person.
Even the pens and stuff.  >:(

I think I should say it today, corz if I dont Imma get so pissed @ this person one day and say shit Imma regret. :-X
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: SUPER RUTHLESS on September 05, 2008, 01:37:30 PM
 :D :D :D :D :D

U got some serious problems lmao
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: THAT LADY! on September 05, 2008, 01:39:48 PM
Yo penzzzzzzz, how in heavens name do you stink up PENS?
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on September 05, 2008, 01:49:27 PM
I actually feel Jay on this one. There is a white dude i work with,(im dying to name drop). This man stinks like an army of uncooth Mongols.
One time he came into the office with an incredible ambiance, i got a headache and my nose started bleeding. This is a true story. I just cant really confirm if my ailments were caused by the mans odour or not.
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: The Mighty Loks on September 05, 2008, 01:51:25 PM
I actually feel Jay on this one. There is a white dude i work with,(im dying to name drop). This man stinks like an army of uncooth Mongols.
One time he came into the office with an incredible ambiance, i got a headache and my nose started bleeding. This is a true story. I just cant really confirm if my ailments were caused by the mans odour or not.

Bwakkakakak  that is a lie but I will tell you yesterday this whIte guy at the office took of of his SANDALS and I shit you not everyone walked out for a smoke break and we don't even smoke. He got so embarra**ed. shit was funny.
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: RearrangedReality on September 05, 2008, 01:51:34 PM
ha ha ha.

really what do you do the waiter's armpits stink and make it hard for you to enjoy your food?
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: RearrangedReality on September 05, 2008, 01:55:40 PM
I actually feel Jay on this one. There is a white dude i work with,(im dying to name drop). This man stinks like an army of uncooth Mongols.
One time he came into the office with an incredible ambiance, i got a headache and my nose started bleeding. This is a true story. I just cant really confirm if my ailments were caused by the mans odour or not.

Bwakkakakak  that is a lie but I will tell you yesterday this whIte guy at the office took of of his SANDALS and I shit you not everyone walked out for a smoke break and we don't even smoke. He got so embarra**ed. shit was funny.

LMAO!!! i'm literally in tears with laughter. shit thats funny man goddamn!
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: THAT LADY! on September 05, 2008, 01:56:53 PM
I actually feel Jay on this one. There is a white dude i work with,(im dying to name drop). This man stinks like an army of uncooth Mongols.
One time he came into the office with an incredible ambiance, i got a headache and my nose started bleeding. This is a true story. I just cant really confirm if my ailments were caused by the mans odour or not.
Nothing helps, one can hint all you like, but it just wont sink the hell in. I dont like beef in the office, but this is a deal breaker.  :-[
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: The Mighty Loks on September 05, 2008, 01:59:05 PM
Don't you just hate it when you use someone's phone and you can smell their saliva on the receiver? That is one thing I can't stand.
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: General In8 on September 05, 2008, 02:01:39 PM
ha ha ha.

really what do you do the waiter's armpits stink and make it hard for you to enjoy your food?

ask the manager to be served by sum1 else? ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: THAT LADY! on September 05, 2008, 02:02:44 PM
Don't you just hate it when you use someone's phone and you can smell their saliva on the receiver? That is one thing I can't stand.
I'll drop dead there and then :o :o ! Thankx, from now on I dont have airtime if anyone asks!
Damnnnn, flippen hell! >:(
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on September 05, 2008, 02:03:01 PM
I actually feel Jay on this one. There is a white dude i work with,(im dying to name drop). This man stinks like an army of uncooth Mongols.
One time he came into the office with an incredible ambiance, i got a headache and my nose started bleeding. This is a true story. I just cant really confirm if my ailments were caused by the mans odour or not.
Nothing helps, one can hint all you like, but it just wont sink the hell in. I dont like beef in the office, but this is a deal breaker.  :-[

Some people cant help it. It can be a medical condition. I went to high school with a guy with an odour problem. He showered 3 times a day and still bombed. He had to take injections twice a week to keep it under control. Apparently its a strange blood condition.
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: RearrangedReality on September 05, 2008, 02:03:19 PM
Don't you just hate it when you use someone's phone and you can smell their saliva on the receiver? That is one thing I can't stand.

ewww, damn!
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on September 05, 2008, 02:03:30 PM
Don't you just hate it when you use someone's phone and you can smell their saliva on the receiver? That is one thing I can't stand.

Does he lick the f***ing thing?

I had a friend who had a BO problem once.

Dude would come into a room and make the whole place smell like a football team's bag of old laundry. Everyone used to talk about it, and they all expected me to tell him about it for some reason.

I couldn't do it though, but it seems like someone spoke to him, cos he smells fresh nowadays.
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: The Mighty Loks on September 05, 2008, 02:05:33 PM
Apparently its a strange blood condition.

f***'s it called. STINKALITUS?
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: THAT LADY! on September 05, 2008, 02:08:57 PM
Or like when you on your way to a far place wit heads and this one cats seakers kills the whole car!  >:(* Jay , ALL windows down even if its cold *
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on September 05, 2008, 02:09:46 PM
Apparently its a strange blood condition.

f***'s it called. STINKALITUS?

Now now Boldi dont be nasty mkaaay??!
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: General In8 on September 05, 2008, 02:14:57 PM
Don't you just hate it when you use someone's phone and you can smell their saliva on the receiver? That is one thing I can't stand.

ewww, damn!

or worse still, a mic that you have to use at a show and all the other peeps saliva and shit is smellin and shit and you can hardly breathe or even rhyme/sing for that matter..... :-X
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: The Mighty Loks on September 05, 2008, 02:22:26 PM
Don't you just hate it when you use someone's phone and you can smell their saliva on the receiver? That is one thing I can't stand.

ewww, damn!

or worse still, a mic that you have to use at a show and all the other peeps saliva and shit is smellin and shit and you can hardly breathe or even rhyme/sing for that matter..... :-X


* gag*
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: Enis21 on September 10, 2008, 12:23:40 PM
I saw this thread when It came out and I didn’t want to comment, because I thought that It would be mean of me to mention this.

But the colleague who sits next to me suffers from coochie halitosis { the condition of having stale or foul-smelling coochie breath} - in quite a serious way (jokes aside). Smells as if she rocks 100% velcrose panties and washes with a sunlight soap scrub. Its foul! (and mixed with the sweaty pit stench makes it a vomit-inducing elixir). 

So because she sits next to me and she is of the fairer race- im always paranoid that people would think its me funking up our small orifice (but this homie don’t play that), so I make sure that she never gets too close to me in a ‘tight’ situations (and trust me- people notice- but don’t say shit).

This broad is married- so I feel slightly sorry for her cunninglistically-inclined hubby (that’s if he goes down town on her). *puke!

So today its bad, ( most probably because its 31 degrees and she is most probably wearing the 100% velcrose panties) & as a way of being kind- I ask her if she notices a foul smelling scent in the air, she replies and says “Yes!” then proceeds to suggest that its her steak for lunch which is singeing my 3 nostril hairs to a crisp!!
OH HELL NO!
Some1 needs to break it down for this white sisterine! Like yesterday

Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on September 10, 2008, 12:35:33 PM
I saw this thread when It came out and I didn’t want to comment, because I thought that It would be mean of me to mention this.

But the colleague who sits next to me suffers from coochie halitosis { the condition of having stale or foul-smelling coochie breath} - in quite a serious way (jokes aside). Smells as if she rocks 100% velcrose panties and washes with a sunlight soap scrub. Its foul! (and mixed with the sweaty pit stench makes it a vomit-inducing elixir). 

So because she sits next to me and she is of the fairer race- im always paranoid that people would think its me funking up our small orifice (but this homie don’t play that), so I make sure that she never gets too close to me in a ‘tight’ situations (and trust me- people notice- but don’t say shit).

This broad is married- so I feel slightly sorry for her cunninglistically-inclined hubby (that’s if he goes down town on her). *puke!

So today its bad, ( most probably because its 31 degrees and she is most probably wearing the 100% velcrose panties) & as a way of being kind- I ask her if she notices a foul smelling scent in the air, she replies and says “Yes!” then proceeds to suggest that its her steak for lunch which is singeing my 3 nostril hairs to a crisp!!
OH HELL NO!
Some1 needs to break it down for this white sisterine! Like yesterday

How do you know its the cooch and not something else?

were you a naughty girl at work?
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on September 10, 2008, 12:37:59 PM
People that reak of foul coochie should be burnt at the stake. Just like the old days.
There is no excuse for that these days.
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on September 10, 2008, 12:44:28 PM
Why do white people have that nasty breath all year round??
Just saying though.
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: phunksuu on September 10, 2008, 12:45:51 PM
I saw this thread when It came out and I didn’t want to comment, because I thought that It would be mean of me to mention this.

But the colleague who sits next to me suffers from coochie halitosis { the condition of having stale or foul-smelling coochie breath} - in quite a serious way (jokes aside). Smells as if she rocks 100% velcrose panties and washes with a sunlight soap scrub. Its foul! (and mixed with the sweaty pit stench makes it a vomit-inducing elixir). 

So because she sits next to me and she is of the fairer race- im always paranoid that people would think its me funking up our small orifice (but this homie don’t play that), so I make sure that she never gets too close to me in a ‘tight’ situations (and trust me- people notice- but don’t say shit).

This broad is married- so I feel slightly sorry for her cunninglistically-inclined hubby (that’s if he goes down town on her). *puke!

So today its bad, ( most probably because its 31 degrees and she is most probably wearing the 100% velcrose panties) & as a way of being kind- I ask her if she notices a foul smelling scent in the air, she replies and says “Yes!” then proceeds to suggest that its her steak for lunch which is singeing my 3 nostril hairs to a crisp!!
OH HELL NO!
Some1 needs to break it down for this white sisterine! Like yesterday

How do you know its the cooch and not something else?

were you a naughty girl at work?

The smell of cooch is tht of no other
it can smell sweet or it can smell sour
sour!
*faints
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: phunksuu on September 10, 2008, 12:46:49 PM
what bout those nigs that smell like sweaty balls and pits
*faints again
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: Bobby Banks on September 10, 2008, 12:49:36 PM
what bout those nigs that smell like sweaty balls and pits
*faints again

aaah sif man! hahaha
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: Soul Amazin' on September 10, 2008, 12:51:01 PM
So today its bad, ( most probably because its 31 degrees and she is most probably wearing the 100% velcrose panties) & as a way of being kind- I ask her if she notices a foul smelling scent in the air, she replies and says “Yes!” then proceeds to suggest that its her steak for lunch which is singeing my 3 nostril hairs to a crisp!!

She's probably telling the truth, its her steak (there's too many names for it out there), but it wont be her having it for lunch...probably its for some dude she cheating with...and she brings it everyday...
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: Dr. Kanazawa on September 10, 2008, 12:52:38 PM
I saw this thread when It came out and I didn’t want to comment, because I thought that It would be mean of me to mention this.

But the colleague who sits next to me suffers from coochie halitosis { the condition of having stale or foul-smelling coochie breath} - in quite a serious way (jokes aside). Smells as if she rocks 100% velcrose panties and washes with a sunlight soap scrub. Its foul! (and mixed with the sweaty pit stench makes it a vomit-inducing elixir). 

So because she sits next to me and she is of the fairer race- im always paranoid that people would think its me funking up our small orifice (but this homie don’t play that), so I make sure that she never gets too close to me in a ‘tight’ situations (and trust me- people notice- but don’t say shit).

This broad is married- so I feel slightly sorry for her cunninglistically-inclined hubby (that’s if he goes down town on her). *puke!

So today its bad, ( most probably because its 31 degrees and she is most probably wearing the 100% velcrose panties) & as a way of being kind- I ask her if she notices a foul smelling scent in the air, she replies and says “Yes!” then proceeds to suggest that its her steak for lunch which is singeing my 3 nostril hairs to a crisp!!
OH HELL NO!
Some1 needs to break it down for this white sisterine! Like yesterday


Hahaha ;D
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: Enis21 on September 10, 2008, 12:56:35 PM
So today its bad, ( most probably because its 31 degrees and she is most probably wearing the 100% velcrose panties) & as a way of being kind- I ask her if she notices a foul smelling scent in the air, she replies and says “Yes!” then proceeds to suggest that its her steak for lunch which is singeing my 3 nostril hairs to a crisp!!

She's probably telling the truth, its her steak (there's too many names for it out there), but it wont be her having it for lunch...probably its for some dude she cheating with...and she brings it everyday...

*dies from too much puking!!!!
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: RearrangedReality on September 10, 2008, 01:11:16 PM
LMAO @ phunksuu
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on September 10, 2008, 01:14:03 PM
You guys are disgusting.
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: Soul Amazin' on September 10, 2008, 01:33:32 PM
OH HELL NO!
Some1 needs to break it down for this white sisterine! Like yesterday

U can be that some1 2moro...just ask her if she forgot to finish yesterday's steak and carrying it in her pants...
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: Zeb on September 10, 2008, 01:37:51 PM
He stinks? She Stinks?
so just tell him/her to stay away coz s/he stinkzzzzzzzzzzzz
if he smokes weed jus tell him you dont like skunk
haaaakakakakakaka
Title: Re: You stink!
Post by: phunksuu on September 10, 2008, 01:38:54 PM
 :o :o
ya'll people are too harsh!

the skunk one is what's up tho
LOL