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Title: Calling u out
Post by: eraze on October 01, 2008, 01:53:50 PM
Calling u out u oil guzzlers

Oil will not just "run out" because all oil production follows a bell curve. This is true whether we're talking about an individual field, a country, or on the planet as a whole.

Oil is increasingly plentiful on the upslope of the bell curve, increasingly scarce and expensive on the down slope. The peak of the curve coincides with the point at which the endowment of oil has been 50 percent depleted. Once the peak is pa**ed, oil production begins to go down while cost begins to go up.

In practical and considerably oversimplified terms, this means that if 2005 was the year of global Peak Oil, worldwide oil production in the year 2030 will be the same as it was in 1980. However, the world’s population in 2030 will be both much larger (approximately twice) and much more industrialized (oil-dependent) than it was in 1980. Consequently, worldwide demand for oil will outpace worldwide production of oil by a significant margin. As a result, the price will skyrocket, oil dependant economies will crumble, and resource wars will explode.
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: Thornz on October 01, 2008, 03:51:19 PM
BOOOOO! I want my money back, u suck
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: eraze on October 01, 2008, 04:10:05 PM
this is sad
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: SOYA DADDY on October 01, 2008, 04:15:46 PM
rigghhhhht.....
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on October 01, 2008, 04:16:08 PM
1200 plus posts and this is the best you're going to give us? THE f*** OUTTA HERE!!
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick on October 01, 2008, 04:35:22 PM
^^^^ Why you always do that???
Anyway, who you calling out?
I wanna reply anyway. Got nothing else to do :-\

F*cked yo mom and left you a bastard kid//
So much sickness in this world but you aint catching it//
you never were dynamite, but you are a small package kid//
You aint a rapper, thats yo mind playing tricks//
posting them nasty animal fetishes is the only way you sick//
but you and that chimp got sum in common, u suck dick//
and is that post the best you can do//
God, this nigga was a waste of a test tube//
You useless like a lame Mark lottering//
Nigga claims to have cheese, but he's lactose intolerent//
This nigga's e-rhymes are a waste of virus protection//
with raps weaker than a damn midget's erection//
You can fall in hell and you still aint dropping heat//
braai for heritage day, you still aint sparking beef//
You kicking this as much as a dude with no feet//
U the typa nigga that wont getta standing ovation at a concert with no seats//

 :-\ I'll be waiting
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on October 01, 2008, 04:58:36 PM
^^^Undoubtably the worst rhyme I have read all year.

...come out ya closets...

 
dismantle this gay tag team,
how u bring ya dildo to a battle of swords,


At least we now know who the gay rapper is...
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: ForDraftsSake on October 01, 2008, 05:00:09 PM
@ billion gates

f*** you for mentioning Zev in your 'raps'.
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick on October 01, 2008, 05:01:17 PM
^^^Undoubtably the worst rhyme I have read all year.

...come out ya closets...

 
dismantle this gay tag team,
how u bring ya dildo to a battle of swords,


At least we now know who the gay rapper is...
Fine. a**hole :P
I'll stick to producers challange then >:(
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: Thornz on October 01, 2008, 05:43:59 PM
I want some money , i can  suck u

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a158/eraze/monkey20blowjob.jpg)

okay, so u had to bring your parents into this...when did u take this one Banzo, up a tree
in the Maganja forest?










lets not have anymo of that now, learn to
(http://www.barrproductions.com/clothes/monkey-see-no.jpg)
when mommy and daddy are workin, now go play over there
u knuckleheaded lil chimp
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: Thornz on October 01, 2008, 05:55:01 PM
LOL at "homie 33 in a karate cla**" tho..really, c'mon now
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: eraze on October 01, 2008, 05:57:10 PM
I want some money , i can  suck u

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a158/eraze/monkey20blowjob.jpg)

okay, so u had to bring my parents into this...i remember i took this one  up a tree
in the Maganja forest behing our house










(http://www.barrproductions.com/clothes/monkey-see-no.jpg)
when mommy and daddy are workin, now go play over there
u knuckleheaded lil chimp, that wat daddy told me
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: eraze on October 01, 2008, 06:01:11 PM
 ;D lets just delete this thread so that i can start another wun dissing someone else...hey bob...

ya raps is lame,
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick on October 01, 2008, 06:09:41 PM
mau ;)
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: Thornz on October 01, 2008, 06:24:05 PM
SMH
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: eraze on October 01, 2008, 06:35:54 PM
cashmoney rules everything arund  me...cream get the money.....
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: Mad on October 01, 2008, 06:44:49 PM
cash rules everything arund  me...cream get the money.....
:o :o :o

is he saying what i think his saying?
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: eraze on October 01, 2008, 06:58:06 PM
cash rules everything arund  me...cream get the money.....
:o :o :o

dem nuts is mine alone....
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: oints on October 01, 2008, 09:36:46 PM
let me redicule me self  :D

i control earth fire and water//
open up bucal cavities and spew lava//
the god was born to be better//
wish death upon lyrists like lullabies of a clan of satanic babysitters//
i grab the heads microphones twist em and leave my palms bloody with blisters//
put in work, yeah thats the blue collar moto//
and he grimy, he taps hoodrats and eats models//
man he eats the fake with a rake like a chinaman with a chopstik will do a noodle//
SAN nigga// thats the name // get it spelt right // b4 ur pimpled a** face gets smacked wit a lef right//
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: DAZ aka-Cyfa Lojik (PPL ON THE STREET) on October 01, 2008, 09:41:23 PM
 :o
 :D this is some funny shit  :D
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: Mprofeti the Radical Process on October 02, 2008, 07:41:28 AM

i control earth fire and water//

Yhea right power ranger.....
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: Z-DIGITAL on October 02, 2008, 08:19:53 AM
^^^^ Why you always do that???
Anyway, who you calling out?
I wanna reply anyway. Got nothing else to do :-\

F*cked yo mom and left you a bastard kid//
So much sickness in this world but you aint catching it//
you never were dynamite, but you are a small package kid//
You aint a rapper, thats yo mind playing tricks//
posting them nasty animal fetishes is the only way you sick//
but you and that chimp got sum in common, u suck dick//
and is that post the best you can do//
God, this nigga was a waste of a test tube//
You useless like a lame Mark lottering//
Nigga claims to have cheese, but he's lactose intolerent//
This nigga's e-rhymes are a waste of virus protection//
with raps weaker than a damn midget's erection//
You can fall in hell and you still aint dropping heat//
braai for heritage day, you still aint sparking beef//
You kicking this as much as a dude with no feet//
U the typa nigga that wont getta standing ovation at a concert with no seats//

:-\ I'll be waiting

NIGGA HOW YOU GON' EXPECT ANYBODY TO REPLY TO THAT ???
NIGGA YOU NEED TO SEE DR. PHILL, CANT BE DROPING VERSES LIKE THAT NIGGA UH-UH THAT SHIT'LL CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE.
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick on October 02, 2008, 08:31:11 AM
^^^^ Why you always do that???
Anyway, who you calling out?
I wanna reply anyway. Got nothing else to do :-\

F*cked yo mom and left you a bastard kid//
So much sickness in this world but you aint catching it//
you never were dynamite, but you are a small package kid//
You aint a rapper, thats yo mind playing tricks//
posting them nasty animal fetishes is the only way you sick//
but you and that chimp got sum in common, u suck dick//
and is that post the best you can do//
God, this nigga was a waste of a test tube//
You useless like a lame Mark lottering//
Nigga claims to have cheese, but he's lactose intolerent//
This nigga's e-rhymes are a waste of virus protection//
with raps weaker than a damn midget's erection//
You can fall in hell and you still aint dropping heat//
braai for heritage day, you still aint sparking beef//
You kicking this as much as a dude with no feet//
U the typa nigga that wont getta standing ovation at a concert with no seats//

:-\ I'll be waiting

NIGGA HOW YOU GON' EXPECT ANYBODY TO REPLY TO THAT ???
NIGGA YOU NEED TO SEE DR. PHILL, CANT BE DROPING VERSES LIKE THAT NIGGA UH-UH THAT SHIT'LL CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE.
:-\
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: oints on October 02, 2008, 08:51:17 AM

i control earth fire and water//

Yhea right power ranger.....

mayn i also levitate, see thru walls, leap tall buildings in a sinlge bound and swallow swords heheheheeh
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: WORDSMITH on October 02, 2008, 10:44:45 AM
There's some funny shit goin on in this bitch!!!  :D
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: Z-DIGITAL on October 02, 2008, 02:51:04 PM
J-ONE YOU MURKED THAT NIGGA TOO HARD YO.......SHIT ATLEAST GIVE THE NIGGA A CHANCE TO MAKE TO HOSPITAL OR I.CU. OR SOMET', YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP RIPED HIS BRAINS OUT LIKE COCAIN RAW...................
GO EASY SON.
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: eraze on October 02, 2008, 03:32:25 PM
J-ONE YOU MURKED THAT NIGGA TOO HARD YO.......SHIT ATLEAST GIVE THE NIGGA A CHANCE TO MAKE TO HOSPITAL OR I.CU. OR SOMET', YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP RIPED HIS BRAINS OUT LIKE COCAIN RAW...................
GO EASY SON.

does sucking Dick run in your family!!
ur daddy does it, your mama does, it dont mean u gotta do it too.... please mr apple fall far from that tree...f***ing gay beeyatch!!!!


ops, anyways who is j zone battling?
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick on October 02, 2008, 06:09:57 PM
J-ONE YOU MURKED THAT NIGGA TOO HARD YO.......SHIT ATLEAST GIVE THE NIGGA A CHANCE TO MAKE TO HOSPITAL OR I.CU. OR SOMET', YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP RIPED HIS BRAINS OUT LIKE COCAIN RAW...................
GO EASY SON.

does sucking Dick run in your family!!
ur daddy does it, your mama does, it dont mean u gotta do it too.... please mr apple fall far from that tree...f***ing gay beeyatch!!!!


ops, anyways who is j zone battling?
Nigga just reply.
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: eraze on October 02, 2008, 07:10:34 PM
J-ONE YOU MURKED THAT NIGGA TOO HARD YO.......SHIT ATLEAST GIVE THE NIGGA A CHANCE TO MAKE TO HOSPITAL OR I.CU. OR SOMET', YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP RIPED HIS BRAINS OUT LIKE COCAIN RAW...................
GO EASY SON.

does sucking Dick run in your family!!
ur daddy does it, your mama does, it dont mean u gotta do it too.... please mr apple fall far from that tree...f***ing gay beeyatch!!!!


ops, anyways who is j zone battling?
Nigga just reply.



ok.... bob

yo, yo,yo ,,,
I got this, kids lost respect, it must all that crack they smoking,
talking about moms, these fools provoking,
a sleeping giant, a destructive tyrant
f*** it now am crushing these ants, trample over them and leave em flattened,
yeah egos been fattened,
like oxen, now u are about to slaughtered by the bad man,raise my ma arm with me axe in hand/
am the abattoir's most active general manager, get my hands dirty and strangle ya,
squeezed bob and shit came out his pores, oh poor, little bastard is full of it,
he was rejected by kwaito music, and kicked out of gay stripe club, they told him show love, but please don't touch
he crying to get f***ed, instead got himself a beat down, by the grimmest ninja in the underground, MF
how u know how hard midgets erections be, hommie thats not just right its  nasty/
am lactose intolerant so i hired 3 accountant to handle my cheese,/dude please/
ma secretary be typing these, words/word
"U the typa nigga that wont getta standing ovation at a concert with no seats"... this dont make sense
that what happens when u get into rap by  pretense, pull up them pants homo, and go figure better defense!!!!


..... yeah ninja...standing ovation... let me tell u ninja ..a standing ovation is a form of applause where members of a seated audience stand up while applauding, aint no body gettin a standing ovation in a concert with no seats...retard...




Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: oints on October 02, 2008, 07:19:11 PM
"U the typa nigga that wont getta standing ovation at a concert with no seats"... this dont make sense

wht if its WOODSTOCK and them jimmy hendrix fiends is sittin and smokin on the Gra**... 8)
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: eraze on October 02, 2008, 07:25:01 PM
"U the typa nigga that wont getta standing ovation at a concert with no seats"... this dont make sense

wht if its WOODSTOCK and them jimmy hendrix fiends is sittin and smokin on the Gra**... 8)

well if that wat he meant thn he shuda said so.... then why  even say a concert wit no seats...why not jus say U the typa nigga that wont getta standing ovation, thats wat happens wen ninja is tryin to sound witty...

PS, wat if its an underwater concert...will i get a standing ovation BOB
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: Buff Pound on October 03, 2008, 10:59:04 AM
"U the typa nigga that wont getta standing ovation at a concert with no seats"... this dont make sense

wht if its WOODSTOCK and them jimmy hendrix fiends is sittin and smokin on the Gra**... 8)

well if that wat he meant thn he shuda said so.... then why  even say a concert wit no seats...why not jus say U the typa nigga that wont getta standing ovation, thats wat happens wen ninja is tryin to sound witty...

PS, wat if its an underwater concert...will i get a standing ovation BOB

i think y'all should start a thread asking cats what they mean t with their punchlines, some real funny ish  ;D ;D ;D, i actually thot it was a dope line, but then again ma engelish sucks, so yeah, dope 1 bob
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick on October 03, 2008, 12:47:41 PM
"U the typa nigga that wont getta standing ovation at a concert with no seats"... this dont make sense

wht if its WOODSTOCK and them jimmy hendrix fiends is sittin and smokin on the Gra**... 8)

well if that wat he meant thn he shuda said so.... then why  even say a concert wit no seats...why not jus say U the typa nigga that wont getta standing ovation, thats wat happens wen ninja is tryin to sound witty...

PS, wat if its an underwater concert...will i get a standing ovation BOB
Hai see now, now you just been weird.
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: Z-DIGITAL on October 03, 2008, 01:37:48 PM
"U the typa nigga that wont getta standing ovation at a concert with no seats"... this dont make sense

wht if its WOODSTOCK and them jimmy hendrix fiends is sittin and smokin on the Gra**... 8)

well if that wat he meant thn he shuda said so.... then why  even say a concert wit no seats...why not jus say U the typa nigga that wont getta standing ovation, thats wat happens wen ninja is tryin to sound witty...

PS, wat if its an underwater concert...will i get a standing ovation BOB

Dude go gargle an elephants dick
Title: Re: Calling u out
Post by: eraze on October 03, 2008, 05:09:09 PM
"U the typa nigga that wont getta standing ovation at a concert with no seats"... this dont make sense

wht if its WOODSTOCK and them jimmy hendrix fiends is sittin and smokin on the Gra**... 8)

well if that wat he meant thn he shuda said so.... then why  even say a concert wit no seats...why not jus say U the typa nigga that wont getta standing ovation, thats wat happens wen ninja is tryin to sound witty...

PS, wat if its an underwater concert...will i get a standing ovation BOB

Dude go gargle an elephants dick

them tricks from your MOTHER are loony str8 up!!!