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Title: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on October 01, 2008, 02:14:25 PM
I'll never drink  red wine before hitting on a broad. Shit! I couldnt get the hard on the whole night.  Poor girl every 3 hours she would be on some "Any luck?"
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on October 01, 2008, 02:16:12 PM
You failed dismally.
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: Tuboy on October 01, 2008, 02:16:26 PM
I'll never drink  red wine before hitting on a broad. Shit! I couldnt get the hard on the whole night.  Poor girl every 3 hours she would be on some "Any luck?"

LMAO  :D :D :D :D Don't blame it on wine nucca  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: The Mighty Loks on October 01, 2008, 02:16:41 PM
I'll never drink  red wine before hitting on a broad. Shit! I couldnt get the hard on the whole night.  Poor girl every 3 hours she would be on some "Any luck?"

Bwakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakak * cough * Bwakakakakakakakakakkakakakaka you had a flap jack bwakakakakakak * tear * ............  a softy...... bwakakakakakakakaka
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on October 01, 2008, 02:23:10 PM
ha ha ha ha!! shame...
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: SIR DEEJAY MZU on October 01, 2008, 02:23:55 PM
I'll never drink  red wine before hitting on a broad. Shit! I couldnt get the hard on the whole night.  Poor girl every 3 hours she would be on some "Any luck?"

LMAO  :D :D :D :D Don't blame it on wine nucca  ;D ;D

ha ha ha ha...Cosign.....
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: Soul Amazin' on October 01, 2008, 02:27:22 PM
I'll never drink  red wine before hitting on a broad. Shit! I couldnt get the hard on the whole night.  Poor girl every 3 hours she would be on some "Any luck?"

Which wine was that?
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: DAMOLAAA on October 01, 2008, 02:28:12 PM
yeah kid. the wine had nothing to do with it.hope u settled for brain tho
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on October 01, 2008, 02:29:25 PM
You flopped my man.

Now she thinks you're a little soft.

You walk with a limp?




Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: Tuboy on October 01, 2008, 03:00:17 PM
New Jack no man this ain't right you just layed there the whole night SMH
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on October 01, 2008, 03:03:04 PM
Confuscious says: Never look a shitting racoon in the eye.

This means if the coochie is readily available, and you cant have it, you should kill yourself.
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on October 01, 2008, 03:09:51 PM
Yeah. We were catching up its been a long time i went home in Umtata. Shes coming again tonite hey? hey?
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: Knowledge on October 01, 2008, 03:12:22 PM
I'll never drink  red wine before hitting on a broad. Shit! I couldnt get the hard on the whole night.  Poor girl every 3 hours she would be on some "Any luck?"

Ha ha ha ha.
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on October 01, 2008, 03:12:35 PM
so now if iu try hitting on an ag chick she will be checking if u can rise to the occasion
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: The Mighty Loks on October 01, 2008, 03:12:47 PM
Yeah. We were catching up its been a long time i went home in Umtata. Shes coming again tonite hey? hey?

You should have more red wine.   ;D
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: Knowledge on October 01, 2008, 03:17:37 PM
Yeah. We were catching up its been a long time i went home in Umtata. Shes coming again tonite hey? hey?

Make sure you don't touch that wine......bwakakakakaka ....ha ha ha ha ha.

So tomorrow you gonna tell us what hapenned neh?
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: Soul Amazin' on October 01, 2008, 03:22:39 PM
Yeah. We were catching up its been a long time i went home in Umtata. Shes coming again tonite hey? hey?

Is she in a relationship? Maybe the wine had nothing to do with it, it might b that black magic... ;D

anyways...u'll let us know if it worked out...if it was the wine, it'll make an interesting lil project for a science publication...wats that wine's name man...i wanna start working on it...
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on October 01, 2008, 03:39:25 PM
Yeah. We were catching up its been a long time i went home in Umtata. Shes coming again tonite hey? hey?

What do you mean again?
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on October 01, 2008, 03:44:36 PM
I said we were catching up on our hood stories since its been a long time we seen each other.
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on October 01, 2008, 03:47:23 PM
I said we were catching up on our hood stories since its been a long time we seen each other.

What he means is that she didnt cum the first time Morgan Tsvangerai.
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: Tuboy on October 01, 2008, 03:48:10 PM
Don't drink at all tonight or if need be it must only be whisky!!
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on October 01, 2008, 03:50:27 PM
Don't flop again. Did you at least get head? You know, to try to coax it up.
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: Tuboy on October 01, 2008, 03:53:00 PM
Oh maybe your mini me was saying no thank you  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on October 01, 2008, 04:18:12 PM
Crazy a** ni99as lol.
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: churchofthe latterdayLatte on October 01, 2008, 05:21:21 PM
. Shes coming again tonite hey? hey?



wow. thats a woman of faith. she from a good home then. two parents and the whole nine? Good HEAD on her shoulders...SCREWED on straight and what not... he he
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: The KWEDZA HOD on October 01, 2008, 08:50:36 PM
LMAO.
Its not the wine, not muti, its you.....
And how can you post something like that here?? Hope no one knows you live, coz they gonna fry emselves. especialy em AG females...

LMAO. SMH
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: Anna Sasin on October 02, 2008, 08:37:01 AM
wow...im actuali shocked u'd admit such a thing in the 1st place...
wine huh? ::)
u crazy
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on October 02, 2008, 10:23:43 AM
So, last night I decided to test this.

I had 2 gla**es of red wine, 2 Amstels and an Urbock.

Can't say that we have anything in common young man, my tools worked perfectly. I don't think it was the wine.
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: Tuboy on October 02, 2008, 10:48:57 AM
New Jack did the same shit happened last night nucca?? If it did you should resign from AG!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: The KWEDZA HOD on October 04, 2008, 08:21:43 AM
So, last night I decided to test this.

I had 2 gla**es of red wine, 2 Amstels and an Urbock.

Can't say that we have anything in common young man, my tools worked perfectly. I don't think it was the wine.

LOL. Then its been proven, nicca made it any excuse... Maybe she wasn't good looking or something like that, or just maybe, maybe it was due to weak tools.

New Jack did the same shit happened last night nucca?? If it did you should resign from AG!! ;D ;D
UNDERSTATEMENT.
He must f*** OFF AG>
lol. jokes
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: 1kind on October 04, 2008, 01:56:25 PM
you guys are being too soft on him... hehehehehe
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: Mad on October 04, 2008, 02:20:11 PM
red wine and broads may not mix but theres sure one cla**y combination of mix. that has to be non other than green tea and buns
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: ToXic Candy on October 05, 2008, 10:31:32 AM
People have drank wine for centuries now,how does one not get a hard on from drinking wine? ???

I think it's best for you to go to the docter and have  a  check up and don't forget to tell him about your hypothesis. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: The KWEDZA HOD on October 05, 2008, 03:01:40 PM
People have drank wine for centuries now,how does one not get a hard on from drinking wine? ???

I think it's best for you to go to the docter and have  a  check up and don't forget to tell him about your hypothesis. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Like he had a way of solving that problem. Nicca was down(PUN).
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: the brand® on October 05, 2008, 06:19:14 PM
WTF? not cuming yes. But not rising. And gave u anotha chance?! Nah fool....i dnt believe u.
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: the brand® on October 05, 2008, 06:22:52 PM
I mean wat kinda woman is this? Im confused. Nah u bending tha truth.
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: THAT LADY! on October 06, 2008, 09:26:23 AM
OOO M G , you and I will never be friends. Be gone wine man.
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: Soul Amazin' on October 06, 2008, 09:34:38 AM
OOO M G , you and I will never be friends. Be gone wine man.

Does that mean u and yo male friends get to get down and dirty?
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: The Kritik on October 06, 2008, 09:45:07 AM
I'll never drink  red wine before hitting on a broad. Shit! I couldnt get the hard on the whole night.  Poor girl every 3 hours she would be on some "Any luck?"

 :D  :D  :D  :D  :D   yeah! bro! dnt blem the wine...........
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: THAT LADY! on October 06, 2008, 09:53:57 AM
OOO M G , you and I will never be friends. Be gone wine man.

Does that mean u and yo male friends get to get down and dirty?
Nope, just means that there aint a chance in hell that he'll come close to me.
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: Touareg on October 06, 2008, 11:26:33 AM
OOO M G , you and I will never be friends. Be gone wine man.

Does that mean u and yo male friends get to get down and dirty?
Nope, just means that there aint a chance in hell that he'll come close to me.

That's obvious
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: the brand® on October 06, 2008, 11:28:03 AM
But Jay it sounds as if u r offering.
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: THAT LADY! on October 06, 2008, 11:33:14 AM
But Jay it sounds as if u r offering.
lol, no Im not. just hate ppl that cant use what God has given them. Brain , body ect
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: the brand® on October 06, 2008, 11:37:24 AM
Speakin of which. Do u use urs 2 err get ahead
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: cash on October 06, 2008, 11:47:19 AM
The consumption of too much wine(also depending on your tolerance for alcohol) may sometimes cause New Jack like symptoms.

The wine may serve as a relaxant for the female, causing her p-unit to be more open/relaxed and cause quicker arrousal.
But for the male, it MAY, in some New Jack like instances, cause the D to relax to the point that a hard on will be terminated until the relaxant has left the blood stream.

But yo New Jack! How many bottles of wine did u have! DAMN!
Did u run out of wine gla**es and drink str8 out the bottle.lol

This time, counter the effects of the wine by having a cup of coffee with lots of sugar. Make sure the coffee has nuts in it.
If that fails,then proceed to kill yourself.
At least once your body freezes, she will have something to work with ;)
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on October 06, 2008, 11:57:41 AM
The consumption of too much wine(also depending on your tolerance for alcohol) may sometimes cause New Jack like symptoms.

The wine may serve as a relaxant for the female, causing her p-unit to be more open/relaxed and cause quicker arrousal.
But for the male, it MAY, in some New Jack like instances, cause the D to relax to the point that a hard on will be terminated until the relaxant has left the blood stream.

But yo New Jack! How many bottles of wine did u have! DAMN!
Did u run out of wine gla**es and drink str8 out the bottle.lol

This time, counter the effects of the wine by having a cup of coffee with lots of sugar. Make sure the coffee has nuts in it.
If that fails,then proceed to kill yourself.
At least once your body freezes, she will have something to work with ;)

Yoh! Cash! What up homie?

That was just once off!! it never happened again and she came back the next!! It turned out i was right.Im comfortable with my faults but erection is not.Case closed

http://www.ehealthforum.com/health/topic25682.html



Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: the brand® on October 06, 2008, 12:53:24 PM
So u finaly went to dat Mens clinic. Well good 4 u Jack! Admition is the first step 2 recovery
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: cash on October 06, 2008, 02:22:23 PM
The consumption of too much wine(also depending on your tolerance for alcohol) may sometimes cause New Jack like symptoms.

The wine may serve as a relaxant for the female, causing her p-unit to be more open/relaxed and cause quicker arrousal.
But for the male, it MAY, in some New Jack like instances, cause the D to relax to the point that a hard on will be terminated until the relaxant has left the blood stream.

But yo New Jack! How many bottles of wine did u have! DAMN!
Did u run out of wine gla**es and drink str8 out the bottle.lol

This time, counter the effects of the wine by having a cup of coffee with lots of sugar. Make sure the coffee has nuts in it.
If that fails,then proceed to kill yourself.
At least once your body freezes, she will have something to work with ;)

Yoh! Cash! What up homie?

That was just once off!! it never happened again and she came back the next!! It turned out i was right.Im comfortable with my faults but erection is not.Case closed

http://www.ehealthforum.com/health/topic25682.html





lol.well done for going and getting help bro.
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on October 06, 2008, 04:49:34 PM
Quote
It is sometimes called tequila weenie-but it does not matter what you drink.Alcohol can cause you to lose your erection.Patty
Title: Re: Red wine and broads dont mix
Post by: mphossiblepunkstah on October 06, 2008, 08:18:35 PM
ya ne ...ub'sabe utshwala :D :D :D :D :D :D