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Title: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Mad on October 07, 2008, 07:29:01 PM
some cat in chief rocka said hed smack my face till my eyes are out. damn. yal hate me that much?

whatchya cats think you would do?
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Mad on October 07, 2008, 07:34:19 PM
if i can see nathan id smack him in his belly stomach till the green tea is out.

 and id make sure that i take off his teeth using a playas
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Boss on October 07, 2008, 07:46:11 PM
WHY DO YOU ASK PEOPLE SUCH A QUESTION?
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: the brand® on October 07, 2008, 09:41:47 PM
Mufaka needs a hug
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick on October 07, 2008, 09:51:07 PM
SMH! At what has happened to Ag.
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: the brand® on October 08, 2008, 10:22:30 AM
Swaga hapend! I think new members need 2 take an IQ/aptitude test b4 they become members. We can have these Chris Brown fans think they hip hop
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: the brand® on October 08, 2008, 10:24:20 AM
Ops ment 2say cant
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on October 08, 2008, 10:26:28 AM
Man am i hungry. Anybody ever been to holstein meats in spartan? Dudes make the best eisbein ever!! And the pork belly roll is divine!! (No Thomas Mlambo)
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Mad on October 08, 2008, 10:28:51 AM
ok this thread is not doing as great as i thought it would so this means many of you dont give a f*** about me and certainly dont giv e a f*** either
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on October 08, 2008, 10:31:57 AM
Man am i hungry. Anybody ever been to holstein meats in spartan? Dudes make the best eisbein ever!! And the pork belly roll is divine!! (No Thomas Mlambo)

I'm not really a fan of Eisbein, but this one lady once sold some awesome Eisbein at a gig on campus in bloem.

It was drenched in chilli and was delicious. Seeman's spare rib pies are also good. They should make them in double size. I could eat those things everyday.
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: yak on October 08, 2008, 10:34:43 AM
where is this seemans you speak of? could really do with some ribs right now
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Pretty Boy on October 08, 2008, 10:35:45 AM
Swaga hapend! I think new members need 2 take an IQ/aptitude test b4 they become members. We can have these Chris Brown fans think they hip hop

Come to think of it theres always those I.Q test ads at the top of the page (are u smarter then pamela anderson) maybe raper should try it!!!
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on October 08, 2008, 10:38:35 AM
Man am i hungry. Anybody ever been to holstein meats in spartan? Dudes make the best eisbein ever!! And the pork belly roll is divine!! (No Thomas Mlambo)

I'm not really a fan of Eisbein, but this one lady once sold some awesome Eisbein at a gig on campus in bloem.

It was drenched in chilli and was delicious. Seeman's spare rib pies are also good. They should make them in double size. I could eat those things everyday.

Im a sucker for spare ribs, not too sure if ribs in a pie are the same experience. I've never heard of seemen's. Where can i find them?
I think we can all agree that when it comes to ribs, spur is king!
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick on October 08, 2008, 10:39:30 AM
I wish Spur wasnt so expensive,,, One time I was at spur with a friend (who payed for everything), we were there from 9 to 5. We f***ing STUFFED ourselves, we were even lying on the chairs and shit while waiting for the next order of ribs. ;D.
Thats a straight up record. Nobody breaking that anytime soon.

But damn did I have to break some sweats to burn it all off
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Mad on October 08, 2008, 10:43:50 AM
last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on October 08, 2008, 10:45:09 AM
Man am i hungry. Anybody ever been to holstein meats in spartan? Dudes make the best eisbein ever!! And the pork belly roll is divine!! (No Thomas Mlambo)

I'm not really a fan of Eisbein, but this one lady once sold some awesome Eisbein at a gig on campus in bloem.

It was drenched in chilli and was delicious. Seeman's spare rib pies are also good. They should make them in double size. I could eat those things everyday.

Im a sucker for spare ribs, not too sure if ribs in a pie are the same experience. I've never heard of seemen's. Where can i find them?
I think we can all agree that when it comes to ribs, spur is king!

Seemans rib pies are real pieces of rib, stripped off the bone in a delicious sauce and stuffed in a crispy crust. Really good shit.

I think there's one at Clearwater Mall.

There's this place at the casino in bloem, called Rosie's Rotisserie. For R100 you can eat as much as you want of everything.
They make awesome calamari, prawns, and ribs.

Also their seafood stirfry is out of this world.

Two years ago me and my girls and some friends went there for my birthday. speant hours there, eating small portions of every thing in the place. then washed it down with beers and waited an hour before trying every desert there was.
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick on October 08, 2008, 10:46:52 AM
last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[
Yep.
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on October 08, 2008, 10:47:24 AM
last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[


Hahahahah. Damn man thats crazy.
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on October 08, 2008, 10:50:58 AM
I wish Spur wasnt so expensive,,, One time I was at spur with a friend (who payed for everything), we were there from 9 to 5. We f***ing STUFFED ourselves, we were even lying on the chairs and shit while waiting for the next order of ribs. ;D.
Thats a straight up record. Nobody breaking that anytime soon.

But damn did I have to break some sweats to burn it all off

You are right about spur prices. They are rediculous.
Once went there with a couple buddies. They had a ribs special. All you can eat for R80. We were there from around 11am till 5pm. You would think a nigga would be tired of ribs after an ordeal like that but nope!
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Mad on October 08, 2008, 10:54:10 AM
last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[


Hahahahah. Damn man thats crazy.

man im telling you, during the txi journey i was just lying at the back seat between this two fat, teeethless female coloreds, they pressed my body till i heared my ribs making a "grrrnqanqa sound" i had flies running over my nostrills and mouth and my ziper was opened, had a strange feeling about that, i swore to god that someone had taken my dick off maybe to help me pa** water or something..damn!!11 :P
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: THAT LADY! on October 08, 2008, 10:57:07 AM
last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[
I wished you choked !  >:(
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on October 08, 2008, 11:00:02 AM
As far as I know there aren't any places that sell pig's head in Bloem, except in the hood, and these don't have waiters.

bullshit once again.
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on October 08, 2008, 11:00:37 AM
last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[


Hahahahah. Damn man thats crazy.

man im telling you, during the txi journey i was just lying at the back seat between this two fat, teeethless female coloreds, they pressed my body till i heared my ribs making a "grrrnqanqa sound" i had flies running over my nostrills and mouth and my ziper was opened, had a strange feeling about that, i swore to god that someone had taken my dick off maybe to help me pa** water or something..damn!!11 :P

Hahahaha. You lying joe.
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Mad on October 08, 2008, 11:07:59 AM
last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[


Hahahahah. Damn man thats crazy.

man im telling you, during the txi journey i was just lying at the back seat between this two fat, teeethless female coloreds, they pressed my body till i heared my ribs making a "grrrnqanqa sound" i had flies running over my nostrills and mouth and my ziper was opened, had a strange feeling about that, i swore to god that someone had taken my dick off maybe to help me pa** water or something..damn!!11 :P

Hahahaha. You lying joe.

dude im serious when the taxi arrived to whre i was going, the damn taxi man just threw me of the door and drove off
some muf***ers took my wallet and my visa, but lucky enough some a** dude recognized me and they gave it back. was vommitting all the way in public, my friends dumped me in the middle of nowhere, couldnt perfom coz i was dying man, some bicth slapped me in some mall after i spit chewed meat on the hills and some colored granny chick vommitted too after i spit on her pet, trip was so hilarious and crazy man. i even laugh my a** of when i think about it. bloem is crazy man
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick on October 08, 2008, 11:14:21 AM
That's the biggest load of bullshit I've heard to date!
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on October 08, 2008, 11:20:56 AM
Damn...bloem is crazy. I should drop by there sometime.
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Boss on October 08, 2008, 11:29:43 AM
last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[


Hahahahah. Damn man thats crazy.

man im telling you, during the txi journey i was just lying at the back seat between this two fat, teeethless female coloreds, they pressed my body till i heared my ribs making a "grrrnqanqa sound" i had flies running over my nostrills and mouth and my ziper was opened, had a strange feeling about that, i swore to god that someone had taken my dick off maybe to help me pa** water or something..damn!!11 :P

Hahahaha. You lying joe.

dude im serious when the taxi arrived to whre i was going, the damn taxi man just threw me of the door and drove off
some muf***ers took my wallet and my visa, but lucky enough some a** dude recognized me and they gave it back. was vommitting all the way in public, my friends dumped me in the middle of nowhere, couldnt perfom coz i was dying man, some bicth slapped me in some mall after i spit chewed meat on the hills and some colored granny chick vommitted too after i spit on her pet, trip was so hilarious and crazy man. i even laugh my a** of when i think about it. bloem is crazy man


this chep is crzy maan. gaart!!!! :P :P
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Touareg on October 08, 2008, 01:00:18 PM
last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[


Hahahahah. Damn man thats crazy.

man im telling you, during the txi journey i was just lying at the back seat between this two fat, teeethless female coloreds, they pressed my body till i heared my ribs making a "grrrnqanqa sound" i had flies running over my nostrills and mouth and my ziper was opened, had a strange feeling about that, i swore to god that someone had taken my dick off maybe to help me pa** water or something..damn!!11 :P

Gotta admit, Mad Rapper cracks me the f*** up...Little dude's got some f***ed up imagination mayn...

M-R THIS IS NOT A DISS, PLEASE DONT TELL ME TO GO EAT A DICK, SUCK BALLS OR ANY OF THE THINGZ YOU LIKE TO DO LITTE BRO!!
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Waylander on October 08, 2008, 01:10:50 PM
last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[


Hahahahah. Damn man thats crazy.

man im telling you, during the txi journey i was just lying at the back seat between this two fat, teeethless female coloreds, they pressed my body till i heared my ribs making a "grrrnqanqa sound" i had flies running over my nostrills and mouth and my ziper was opened, had a strange feeling about that, i swore to god that someone had taken my dick off maybe to help me pa** water or something..damn!!11 :P

Hahahaha. You lying joe.

dude im serious when the taxi arrived to whre i was going, the damn taxi man just threw me of the door and drove off
some muf***ers took my wallet and my visa, but lucky enough some a** dude recognized me and they gave it back. was vommitting all the way in public, my friends dumped me in the middle of nowhere, couldnt perfom coz i was dying man, some bicth slapped me in some mall after i spit chewed meat on the hills and some colored granny chick vommitted too after i spit on her pet, trip was so hilarious and crazy man. i even laugh my a** of when i think about it. bloem is crazy man

HEY UYAXOKA MFONDINI!!!! YHO!!!!

funny how theres no specifics in his story, like where he ate, which/where the taxi rank is, where he was going, where he slept, where they was supposed to perform, when this whole thing happened etc etc...

feigning for a kool keith track i aint heard in a while now...

"u got expensive cars: *i dont biliv u*"
"u got a nice crib: *i dont biliv u*"

Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Waylander on October 08, 2008, 01:11:37 PM
last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[


Hahahahah. Damn man thats crazy.

man im telling you, during the txi journey i was just lying at the back seat between this two fat, teeethless female coloreds, they pressed my body till i heared my ribs making a "grrrnqanqa sound" i had flies running over my nostrills and mouth and my ziper was opened, had a strange feeling about that, i swore to god that someone had taken my dick off maybe to help me pa** water or something..damn!!11 :P

Hahahaha. You lying joe.

dude im serious when the taxi arrived to whre i was going, the damn taxi man just threw me of the door and drove off
some muf***ers took my wallet and my visa, but lucky enough some a** dude recognized me and they gave it back. was vommitting all the way in public, my friends dumped me in the middle of nowhere, couldnt perfom coz i was dying man, some bicth slapped me in some mall after i spit chewed meat on the hills and some colored granny chick vommitted too after i spit on her pet, trip was so hilarious and crazy man. i even laugh my a** of when i think about it. bloem is crazy man


HEY UYAXOKA MFONDINI!!!! YHO!!!!

funny how theres no specifics in his story, like where he ate, which/where the taxi rank is, where he was going, where he slept, where they was supposed to perform, when this whole thing happened etc etc...

feigning for a kool keith track i aint heard in a while now...

"u got expensive cars: *i dont biliv u*"
"u got a nice crib: *i dont biliv u*"


MOTHERf***ER!!!
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Soul Amazin' on October 08, 2008, 01:13:16 PM
Seeman's spare rib pies are also good. They should make them in double size. I could eat those things everyday.

Seemans rib pies are real pieces of rib, stripped off the bone in a delicious sauce and stuffed in a crispy crust. Really good shit.

Spare rib pies are too nyc, was once addicted...used to buy them at engen garage, but i doubt they wer seemans...they've been copied alot now...even king pie has them, but they too dry...

Roman's spare rib pizza aint that nyc...its missing something....
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Mad on October 08, 2008, 05:59:22 PM
since im a rapper whos determined to go far and develop lyricaly, i have decided not to post any more thread on general discussion, im starting a new life in chief rocka, coz thats where the life is man, but im still going to post my replies on threads on general discussion 
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on October 08, 2008, 06:03:00 PM
I'm gonna get a sparerib pie now.

I think Romans make sthe best Pizza out of all these franchise joints though.
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick on October 08, 2008, 06:18:23 PM
And their prices are very reasonable.
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Soul Amazin' on October 08, 2008, 06:18:38 PM
I'm gonna get a sparerib pie now.

I think Romans make sthe best Pizza out of all these franchise joints though.

U just had to neh....

As for Romans, yeah they do, but again it depends on the franchise...some aren't good, maybe they dont train their staff well...
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Mad on October 08, 2008, 06:48:20 PM
i dont blame god for creating human being but i blame him for making human beings look the same
atleast the retards should look different from normal people. now that we are the same the shit is all wrong

and now coloreds can compare their selves to normal people lie me, i blame you god for this
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick on October 08, 2008, 06:52:29 PM
Racist shit.

I hope one day that you get caught saying that infront of a group of colourds.
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Mad on October 08, 2008, 07:29:09 PM
Racist shit.

I hope one day that you get caught saying that infront of a group of colourds.

ya think im scared of coloreds, pliz they wouldnt dare touch me, whos afraid of unhealthy alochol junkies who have no teeth?

see i just dont give a f*** about any one, espicialy you cats here on ag. f*** you al. i just dont give a f*** man!!!!


f*** nathan and his gruppies, f*** everyone, f*** you and f*** you again.



coloreds can suck my dick, i dont fear them im used to getting my a** banged by big niggaz.

why would i be afraid of coloreds? f***en coloreds.
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: Killa Merc on October 08, 2008, 07:53:17 PM
Racist shit.

I hope one day that you get caught saying that infront of a group of colourds.

ya think im scared of coloreds, pliz they wouldnt dare touch me, whos afraid of unhealthy alochol junkies who have no teeth?

see i just dont give a f*** about any one, espicialy you cats here on ag. f*** you al. i just dont give a f*** man!!!!


f*** nathan and his gruppies, f*** everyone, f*** you and f*** you again.



coloreds can suck my dick, i dont fear them im used to getting my a** banged by big niggaz.

why would i be afraid of coloreds? f***en coloreds.

That's taking it too far, even by your own standards.
Title: Re: the first thing you would do if you can see mad rapper
Post by: J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick on October 08, 2008, 11:29:31 PM
he aint gt standards. he js a cowardly bitch who hides behind his computer screen so he can act cool in a world where nobody knows what a useles c*** he is there4 he cnt b exposed. go ahead and reply nothin can redeem the mistake which is yo life sani.