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Hip Hop Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: Boss on October 07, 2008, 07:54:20 PM
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its not a easy thing to do but it has to be done or else you wont eat
me i usually say. " can i please have my money" but in the past few days ive realised
that it is a very polite way
please bail me out, i need to tell someone to give me my money but im scared
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1. Bitch weres ma money.(it normaly clears da air) 2. Fuk u pay me(clasic) 3text da words 'I want ma money' 2 em erday via email.fax.sms.mxit.mms etc 4.tel em in a polite manner 2 pay u, while holding a geneticaly modified gamaray infected pitbull
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The devils father is afraid to ask a mortal for money?
SMH!
Just do it like this
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s247/pholland3687/choke1.jpg)
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its not a easy thing to do but it has to be done or else you wont eat
me i usually say. " can i please have my money" but in the past few days ive realised
that it is a very polite way
please bail me out, i need to tell someone to give me my money but im scared
U must just tellem the truth...dat u r the mad rapper and hav a million accounts which u need to pay....and if they pay u not...u will unleash de devil on them...
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Lol hahahaha! Shit sun u killing me
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Brute force works, do the talking later, might not be necessary if u r forceful enough...
Also leave a corpse of their pet on the front porch, works...
Alpha dog style, kidnap his younger brother... :)
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Brute force works, do the talking later, might not be necessary if u r forceful enough...
Also leave a corpse of their pet on the front porch, works...
Alpha dog style, kidnap his younger brother... :)
no no no no no...damn wots wrong with yall
Just borrow money from him - early in the morning and spend the whole day with him - he will be uncomfotable the whole day kakakaka...
if he doesnt care then f*** him up... :-X
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how much money are we talking here?
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how much money are we talking here?
R25 for that CD that does not exist....
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how much money are we talking here?
Dude says his got to eat so right now the amount is not important, dude getting grub is.
Well, what I normally do with those people is , I leave them . Yes I let them go. You bet your lucky stars they gonna need you again . Then I spend money infront of them when they need it most and all i say is, " I cant, Im a lil tide up this month " 8)
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how much money are we talking here?
R25 for that CD that does not exist....
Be on some "Dude I'm in a fix, please lend me R25 bucks,I'll give it back tomorrow."
Then tomorrow when he asks for it respond by saying "Aw dude, how about you take the R25 you owe me"
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I use a technique I call TOB "transference of burden", basically when I borrow anyone money, I ask them to set a date for when they will pay me back. I don't care if it's tomorrow or next year. Then I say, "Okay, boss, I trust you".
Simply you get the person to take responsibility and put trust above the money.
Works everytime, worse case scenario is the person calling and telling you that they can't pay you now, but set another date. They always call.
Go up to the cat and say "I was expecting that dough last week. It's cool, when do you think you can pay me"
P.S All in all, nothing beats good judgement
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I know someone who owes me R400 because he spent his girl's money on a prostitute and had to replace it before she found out.
Now he is acting like he forgot and even had the nerve to borrow another R500 this week. I told him I'm gonna call his girl if I don't have my money by Saturday.
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I know someone who owes me R400 because he spent his girl's money on a prostitute and had to replace it before she found out.
Now he is acting like he forgot and even had the nerve to borrow another R500 this week. I told him I'm gonna call his girl if I don't have my money by Saturday.
Do prostitutes generally go for this price? Jeepiz that's a lot of money.
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I know someone who owes me R400 because he spent his girl's money on a prostitute and had to replace it before she found out.
Now he is acting like he forgot and even had the nerve to borrow another R500 this week. I told him I'm gonna call his girl if I don't have my money by Saturday.
Do prostitutes generally go for this price? Jeepiz that's a lot of money.
That's what I asked him.
The worst part is that we were chilling with some ladies when he just dissapeared. Then I see him next day and he tells me where he went, cos he didn't know how to approach them.
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Starting point of "What time can we link for that dollar?" is often helpful. If not that you could open with something friendly ending in the defined. "What up man/son/duke/chayna/wa wa we need to square before the end of tomorrow. Where can I meet you? Thanks." Make it a community effort.
If people don't play nice it's time for voice to voice contact and don't be embara**ed about asking for your shit back. f*** it I know we're friends but I need petrol/wa wa too. Cats who don't pay you your money back as a liberty are taking the piss and who knows what they say about you behind your back.
ZERO TOLERANCE, unless they actually truly don't have it. Did he borrow it for bread and second hand shoes?
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Nigerians are really good at getting their money back. I wonder how they do it.
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Has anyone seen the Family guy episode where Brian owes Stewie money and stewie beats the shit out of him twice?
That is probably my favourite FG episode ever.
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I know someone who owes me R400 because he spent his girl's money on a prostitute and had to replace it before she found out.
Now he is acting like he forgot and even had the nerve to borrow another R500 this week. I told him I'm gonna call his girl if I don't have my money by Saturday.
Do prostitutes generally go for this price? Jeepiz that's a lot of money.
It depends...if u want the clean beautiful type...u'll hav to pay more....
It also depends on yo location...it can range from R10 bucks to wateva...
I've got friends who are addicted to them...and they'll live their wives at home just to go buy some...
as for myself...that's something i'll never do...those ppl can be scary
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The only way I would buy a** is if the woman is super hot, has super sex and is clean and costs less than R50.
Otherwise it's just not worth it, cos I can get a girl at a club then, for 2 beers.
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"I hope u havent forgotten bout me, just remember that i know where u stay"
thats a message i sent the dude, who owed me last week... didnt have to mention anything bout the money
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The only way I would buy a** is if the woman is super hot, has super sex and is clean and costs less than R50.
Otherwise it's just not worth it, cos I can get a girl at a club then, for 2 beers.
We've all payed for sex one way or the other. Whether it was for a streetwise two or for R22.67 around the corner.
I prefer the former though.
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It depends...if u want the clean beautiful type...u'll hav to pay more....
It also depends on yo location...it can range from R10 bucks to wateva...
I've got friends who are addicted to them...and they'll live their wives at home just to go buy some...
as for myself...that's something i'll never do...those ppl can be scary
:-\ How busted does the vj have to be for it to cost R10. Sorry but if some chick offered me furpie for R10 I'd be very suspicious.
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The only way I would buy a** is if the woman is super hot, has super sex and is clean and costs less than R50.
Otherwise it's just not worth it, cos I can get a girl at a club then, for 2 beers.
We've all payed for sex one way or the other. Whether it was for a streetwise two or for R22.67 around the corner.
I prefer the former though.
That's what I'm saying though. Going out and paying R400 for a** is just lazy. You can get the same sex and even some morning head for much less, if you're just willing to put in some work.
Plus I'm sure I could pull hotter women than half these prostitutes out there. You have to be really amazingly hot and talented to get me to part with R400 for an hour's worth of fun.
Speaking of hot women, I have a call to make.
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Brute force works, do the talking later, might not be necessary if u r forceful enough...
Also leave a corpse of their pet on the front porch, works...
Alpha dog style, kidnap his younger brother... :)
damn this guy needs jesus
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It depends...if u want the clean beautiful type...u'll hav to pay more....
It also depends on yo location...it can range from R10 bucks to wateva...
I've got friends who are addicted to them...and they'll live their wives at home just to go buy some...
as for myself...that's something i'll never do...those ppl can be scary
:-\ How busted does the vj have to be for it to cost R10. Sorry but if some chick offered me furpie for R10 I'd be very suspicious.
Ppl can be very desperate out there...some prices are even negotiable...and some even have their menus...the full houses, the bjs....
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It depends...if u want the clean beautiful type...u'll hav to pay more....
It also depends on yo location...it can range from R10 bucks to wateva...
I've got friends who are addicted to them...and they'll live their wives at home just to go buy some...
as for myself...that's something i'll never do...those ppl can be scary
:-\ How busted does the vj have to be for it to cost R10. Sorry but if some chick offered me furpie for R10 I'd be very suspicious.
Ppl can be very desperate out there...some prices are even negotiable...and some even have their menus...the full houses, the bjs....
You sound pretty clued up brother.
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you see im too honest i dont fake anything
when i land you money i set the date and you put it on as a reminder in your phone, you se im to panctual i dont even be late man, i count my time smoothly. if its 2 oclock then 2 it is. i come at your house and ask for money, nice and simple " dude i want my f***en money now"....you wont hesitate to pay up, i ususally take my neighbour, this guy with 7 scars on his face and tattoes all over his body man, when you see him you know he means busness
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I've spoken to a few girls about their jobs, and you would be amazed at what they would allow you to do for the right amount.
There's only ever been one girl that I met and found hot enough to part with my money with, but I still couldn't get myself to do it. I would have just been too disgusted with myself afterwards.
I have no moral qualms with prostitution, cos I believe that some people out there need them, but to me its about the principle of working for my a**. I won't even do a girl that just offers it to me straight up with no work.
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Derailed ::)
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I've spoken to a few girls about their jobs, and you would be amazed at what they would allow you to do for the right amount.
There's only ever been one girl that I met and found hot enough to part with my money with, but I still couldn't get myself to do it. I would have just been too disgusted with myself afterwards.
I have no moral qualms with prostitution, cos I believe that some people out there need them, but to me its about the principle of working for my a**. I won't even do a girl that just offers it to me straight up with no work.
Realtalk. I dont want to come across as righteous. I have done some pretty f***ed up stuff as far as morals and ethics are concerned, but i think paying for sex, with a prostitute of all people is really as low as one can go.
I guess everyone has their reason for doing it though. I just never really understood why people would pay for sex. I know the ugliest guys that get layed by the pretiest girls. So why would a person still want to pay?? I thinks its just plain laziness and fear of a little hard work.
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you know in queesn with have this underground prositute agency going on, its based on some secret underground night club, you want the deatils? i can hook you up with the chicks up in there, i had these two prostitue chicks one night, the other demanded R 50 and the other 60 bucks, i was like " whats the difference betwen you two" the questions was too much coz the chicks were arguing about whos the best, so i said
" ok tel you what? im going to have sex with both of you one by one, no double, seen th shit on movies it can f*** me up..im going to give a bonus for the one who gives me a cla**y blowjob...bitches were stunned and started of stripping in my face and rubbing their pussies in my dick, i swear i was going to cum in a minute, had sex for like 7 hours with little as 150 BUKS with two chicks. queesn is tha place man
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You sound pretty clued up brother.
Like I said dude...I got alot of friends who are addicts in that dept...and sometimes I'm with them wen they r shopping for it...
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you know in queesn with have this underground prositute agency going on, its based on some secret underground night club, you want the deatils? i can hook you up with the chicks up in there, i had these two prostitue chicks one night, the other demanded R 50 and the other 60 bucks, i was like " whats the difference betwen you two" the questions was too much coz the chicks were arguing about whos the best, so i said
" ok tel you what? im going to have sex with both of you one by one, no double, seen th shit on movies it can f*** me up..im going to give a bonus for the one who gives me a cla**y blowjob...bitches were stunned and started of stripping in my face and rubbing their pussies in my dick, i swear i was going to cum in a minute, had sex for like 7 hours with little as 150 BUKS with two chicks. queesn is tha place man
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
WHAT A LOAD OF ABSOLUTE 100% TRUTH FREE BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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you know in queesn with have this underground prositute agency going on, its based on some secret underground night club, you want the deatils? i can hook you up with the chicks up in there, i had these two prostitue chicks one night, the other demanded R 50 and the other 60 bucks, i was like " whats the difference betwen you two" the questions was too much coz the chicks were arguing about whos the best, so i said
" ok tel you what? im going to have sex with both of you one by one, no double, seen th shit on movies it can f*** me up..im going to give a bonus for the one who gives me a cla**y blowjob...bitches were stunned and started of stripping in my face and rubbing their pussies in my dick, i swear i was going to cum in a minute, had sex for like 7 hours with little as 150 BUKS with two chicks. queesn is tha place man
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
WHAT A LOAD OF ABSOLUTE 100% TRUTH FREE BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mad rapper is living in his own fantasy world. im from bloem and i have never seen a restaurant selling a pighead
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you know thanks a lot guys for your ideas on this topic
but i think im going for this other guys idea of living a dead pet on the door
but the problem is. who is going to kill it?
i maen im a soft person i cant imagine myself killing a pet
hey maybe if i combine mad rappers idea of bringing a scar face dude to kill the pet for me and live it on the door of the person house the guy would get the message. of course its great. love it
thanks pips
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you know thanks a lot guys for your ideas on this topic
but i think im going for this other guys idea of living a dead pet on the door
but the problem is. who is going to kill it?
i maen im a soft person i cant imagine myself killing a pet
hey maybe if i combine mad rappers idea of bringing a scar face dude to kill the pet for me and live it on the door of the person house the guy would get the message. of course its great. love it
thanks pips
Oh God no......
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you know thanks a lot guys for your ideas on this topic
but i think im going for this other guys idea of living a dead pet on the door
but the problem is. who is going to kill it?
i maen im a soft person i cant imagine myself killing a pet
hey maybe if i combine mad rappers idea of bringing a scar face dude to kill the pet for me and live it on the door of the person house the guy would get the message. of course its great. love it
thanks pips
Oh God no......
Check the common signs of Raperism.
He spells the same words wrong as all his aliases. This c*** is really stupid.
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Why God why!?
What did AG ever do to you to deserve this!!!
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when a niga owes me, i usually kidnap their pets and send them pictures of the pet in my custody with a note saying
" its your last chance" and watch my money come to me, shit works all the time, did it to my 77 year old neighbour, to some 12 year old chick from queens, to some 67 reay old lady from rhini and to my cousin
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ofcourse :)
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its not a easy thing to do but it has to be done or else you wont eat
me i usually say. " can i please have my money" but in the past few days ive realised
that it is a very polite way
please bail me out, i need to tell someone to give me my money but im scared
i usually ask for my money in xhosa+english+tsosti tall.
you say " Ngoku, la 'way'? "...then if he/she acts like they dont knw wats going down i say " la mali fethu"
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Lets not pay so much attention to the waper * baby language *
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Why God why!?
What did AG ever do to you to deserve this!!!
well, a few things, were do you want me to start?