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Hip Hop Forums => Chief Rocka - Open Mic => Topic started by: Big Elle on October 18, 2008, 02:16:36 PM
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aight i did my homework
GETTING REAL ON HIM
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ayo i'm sorry Zubz but i gotta murder ur man
like Tommy Hearns knocking out Roberto Duran
and when i'm done with u i'm a start on ur crew
i wipe my a** with toilet paper that's harder than u
and i heard u on mixtapes trying to floss
u ain't Eminem, u feminine like Diana Ross
a halfbar from me weighs over eight hundred pounds
ur whole career's work still gets weighed by the ounce
don't make me pull out da Glock and let it spit
this is Rap Diesel, u on some unleaded shit
u so smalltime u could fit thru a keyhole
right now my name's bigger than Lil Wayne's ego
i had crook mad shook cuz the flow be hittin
i drop punchlines and cats be like "Oh, no she didn't!!!!"
and i ain't concerned with whatever seida spits
i crush niggas in one bar like jadakiss
i know u's a needy brother / so i copped
ur album and wiped my a** with the CD cover
and my Glock's spit toxic big shells kid
i see "The Big Picture" same way that Big L did
u autistic retard, u can't touch my mindstate
ur a baboon, a monkey, a f***ing primate
and Zubz was like "Yo Crook, what happened son???"
so i told him "poke him with a fork cuz that rapper's done"
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Poke him with a fork cuz this rappers done. lol. nice but why the random attack at crook?
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big elle got fly rhymes! does she look fly?
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shes a size 36c, that counts for somethin ;D
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Interesting if i may add.
Crook better not lose to a female.
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Interesting if i may add.
Crook better not lose to a female.
hmmm. Yo. You gonna get shit for that ey.
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Interesting if i may add.
Crook better not lose to a female.
hmmm. Yo. You gonna get shit for that ey.
For what?
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can't wait 4th reply to ths 1...
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can't wait 4th reply to ths 1...
Tell me about it. Real fasinatin stuff
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The fire has been lit,,,,hehehehe...tha match is on!!!!
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@rebbi. oh nobody said anything. nah its jus the way you said it, crook better not lose to a female.
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@rebbi. oh nobody said anything. nah its jus the way you said it, crook better not lose to a female.
Is the statement sexist??
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aight i did my homework
GETTING REAL ON HIM
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ayo i'm sorry Zubz but i gotta murder ur man
like Tommy Hearns knocking out Roberto Duran
and when i'm done with u i'm a start on ur crew
i wipe my a** with toilet paper that's harder than u
and i heard u on mixtapes trying to floss
u ain't Eminem, u feminine like Diana Ross
a halfbar from me weighs over eight hundred pounds
ur whole career's work still gets weighed by the ounce
don't make me pull out da Glock and let it spit
this is Rap Diesel, u on some unleaded shit
u so smalltime u could fit thru a keyhole
right now my name's bigger than Lil Wayne's ego
i had crook mad shook cuz the flow be hittin
i drop punchlines and cats be like "Oh, no she didn't!!!!"
and i ain't concerned with whatever seida spits
i crush niggas in one bar like jadakiss
i know u's a needy brother / so i copped
ur album and wiped my a** with the CD cover
and my Glock's spit toxic big shells kid
i see "The Big Picture" same way that Big L did
u autistic retard, u can't touch my mindstate
ur a baboon, a monkey, a f***ing primate
and Zubz was like "Yo Crook, what happened son???"
so i told him "poke him with a fork cuz that rapper's done"
What??????????? Getting Real On Him???????????
Tried to warn you babygirl, now you leave me with no choice yo
This gon' be overkill......
Zubz in the background;
"Yo Crook there's blood in the water; get ya Great White on"
Elle ya like Apollo Creed facin'-Rocky; you ain't got /
What it takes-to-stop-me, my skills make-me-cocky
An' I love killin' rookies on a grimy-track /
I'm "So 4 Real" Heavy D wants to sign-me-back
You's a rookie in da game, a Frontline-Virgin /
How dare you challenge me when I'm da Punchline-Surgeon
Regarded-as-nice coz I started-precise /
Da flow's AUTISTIC I'm RETARDED-with-mics
First I spit venom, then-spray-Ether /
An' handle sixteens like a Tenth-Grade-Teacher
I'm Down Syndrome with it; I burn-rounds-and-work-Dollars /
While all ya demo's got turned-down-like-shirt-collars
You mad new to this, one 'a' da beginner-players /
I'm way above ya level I'm like the Himalayas
An' round here all da heads say-you's-a-Amateur /
Ya like Bow Wow tryin' 'a' battle Jeru-Da-Damager
You dat Primary School baller doin' playground-tours /
I'm da PSL Commissioner; I LAY-DOWN-LAWS
I school young MC's an' handle-Pro-Rhymers /
Your level's two miles beneath me like Anglo-Gold-Miners
An' I'm waitin' on ya crew in my B-Boy fight-stance /
Then cock da Glock an' squeeze on 'em like tight-pants
An' even though I'm schemin'-on-Wall-Street / I still find
Time to fill ya mouth with more se(a)men-than-a-War-Fleet
You can't compete on this level with those phoney-punchlines /
Elle ya "Way Outta Ya League" like Tony-Sunshine
Coz I hold all da Title-Belts / So much
Championship Gold rappers call me Michael-Phelps
I'm The Underground King known to slice-an-MC /
You couldn't find two rappers that's nicer-than-me
I'm Chuck Taylor, you're Jack-Purcell: / You live ya
Entire existence in my shadow plus ya wack-as-hell
For real ya lightyears behind me; Elle I coulda
Handled-you / When I was in Standard-Two
An' for da right price I might even murder-ya-kids /
Coz I scramble with mine like Schalk Burger-with-his (I see u Jigga)
When it's beef I'm known for applyin'-the-Hammer /
Bullets 'a' run thru ya team like Bryan-Habana
Now there's rumours that I'm f***in' with Gunz
So I guess I'm sorta like Shaquille O'Neal and Lord Tariq
While you an' ya girls stay out 'til late-in-da-clubs /
An' argue 'bout who's da illest; is it Seida-or-Maggz?
I'm a PRIMATE so ya mans-sing-my-song /
Elle you like a banana in the hands-'a'-King-Kong
I'm dat Giant-Ape, only difference is he fell off
The Empire-State / Me? I'd rather die-in-the-Cape
Gotchyu feelin' like you came out da wrong-vagina /
Elle you so phoney you was prolly born-in-China
An' ya whole crew are straight-beginners / Plus they
Been runnin' away-from-niggas like Jamaican-Sprinters
I'm The Best Kept Secret since Royce-Da-Five-Nine /
Delivery's exquisite my voice-is-Prime-Time
An' "Unf***withable" you know's-a-Cla**ic /
Da rhyme-scheme's nutso, da flows-are-acid
I'm a cold-hearted, frozen-Bastard: / Put you and
Ya favourite rapper in a box, then close-da-Casket
What you pack da Glock-for? You not-raw, I'm Top-Drawer /
I've blocked-more shots from Rookies than Patrick-Ewing
So I 'ont know what da f*** y'all cats-is-doin' /
In the Fourth-Quarter, I pop up an restore-order
Increase my Battle-advantage / I ain't
Mean to kill you Elle; you just Collateral-Damage
Declared dead by Crook-at-The-State-Morgue /
In this battle you received more hooks-than-Nate-Dogg
The Coroner revealed "The cause-of-death-was-punchlines /
Delivered viciously more-or-less-at-one-time.....By Seida-Crook"
Get da f*** outta here
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@ Crook,
Can you post a song you're on? You're nice with yours but I'd like to hear the flow too.
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Check out "Unf***withable" on da Landmynz Vol. 2 Mixtape and HYPE Vol. 15. Check out Beatoven's Straight From the Oven Vol. 5 (the latest one). Check out PuppetMasters upcoming shit. f*** it I'll a couple joints next week.
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ok. any votes?
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^^^do u reli wna know? :-\
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^^^do u reli wna know? :-\
I think she do. Hmmmmm.
ok. any votes?
Ima put up a poll for ya'll then.
Good luck to both
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this big elle nigga is doper than crack
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this big elle nigga is doper than crack
Strong statement. And that kat is female.... Interesting if i may add.
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this big elle nigga is doper than crack
Strong statement. And that kat is female.... Interesting if i may add.
hey you f***ing pink face boy, why the f*** are you hating on my pc?
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aight i did my homework
GETTING REAL ON HIM
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ayo i'm sorry Zubz but i gotta murder ur man
like Tommy Hearns knocking out Roberto Duran
and when i'm done with u i'm a start on ur crew
i wipe my a** with toilet paper that's harder than u
and i heard u on mixtapes trying to floss
u ain't Eminem, u feminine like Diana Ross
a halfbar from me weighs over eight hundred pounds
ur whole career's work still gets weighed by the ounce
don't make me pull out da Glock and let it spit
this is Rap Diesel, u on some unleaded shit
u so smalltime u could fit thru a keyhole
right now my name's bigger than Lil Wayne's ego
i had crook mad shook cuz the flow be hittin
i drop punchlines and cats be like "Oh, no she didn't!!!!"
and i ain't concerned with whatever seida spits
i crush niggas in one bar like jadakiss
i know u's a needy brother / so i copped
ur album and wiped my a** with the CD cover
and my Glock's spit toxic big shells kid
i see "The Big Picture" same way that Big L did
u autistic retard, u can't touch my mindstate
ur a baboon, a monkey, a f***ing primate
and Zubz was like "Yo Crook, what happened son???"
so i told him "poke him with a fork cuz that rapper's done"
@Big Elle, battles aside; you mad nice ma, might need to collaborate wid you on my upcoming shit. An' not just on da strength 'a' this verse either; that verse for Luvbyte was nice too.
My personal favourites highlighted above. Keep ya head up.
Real ALWAYS recognise real, I see you.
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aight i did my homework
GETTING REAL ON HIM
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ayo i'm sorry Zubz but i gotta murder ur man
like Tommy Hearns knocking out Roberto Duran
and when i'm done with u i'm a start on ur crew
i wipe my a** with toilet paper that's harder than u
and i heard u on mixtapes trying to floss
u ain't Eminem, u feminine like Diana Ross
a halfbar from me weighs over eight hundred pounds
ur whole career's work still gets weighed by the ounce
don't make me pull out da Glock and let it spit
this is Rap Diesel, u on some unleaded shit
u so smalltime u could fit thru a keyhole
right now my name's bigger than Lil Wayne's ego
i had crook mad shook cuz the flow be hittin
i drop punchlines and cats be like "Oh, no she didn't!!!!"
and i ain't concerned with whatever seida spits
i crush niggas in one bar like jadakiss
i know u's a needy brother / so i copped
ur album and wiped my a** with the CD cover
and my Glock's spit toxic big shells kid
i see "The Big Picture" same way that Big L did
u autistic retard, u can't touch my mindstate
ur a baboon, a monkey, a f***ing primate
and Zubz was like "Yo Crook, what happened son???"
so i told him "poke him with a fork cuz that rapper's done"
What??????????? Getting Real On Him???????????
Tried to warn you babygirl, now you leave me with no choice yo
This gon' be overkill......
Zubz in the background;
"Yo Crook there's blood in the water; get ya Great White on"
Elle ya like Apollo Creed facin'-Rocky; you ain't got /
What it takes-to-stop-me, my skills make-me-cocky
An' I love killin' rookies on a grimy-track /
I'm "So 4 Real" Heavy D wants to sign-me-back
You's a rookie in da game, a Frontline-Virgin /
How dare you challenge me when I'm da Punchline-Surgeon
Regarded-as-nice coz I started-precise /
Da flow's AUTISTIC I'm RETARDED-with-mics
First I spit venom, then-spray-Ether /
An' handle sixteens like a Tenth-Grade-Teacher
I'm Down Syndrome with it; I burn-rounds-and-work-Dollars /
While all ya demo's got turned-down-like-shirt-collars
You mad new to this, one 'a' da beginner-players /
I'm way above ya level I'm like the Himalayas
An' round here all da heads say-you's-a-Amateur /
Ya like Bow Wow tryin' 'a' battle Jeru-Da-Damager
You dat Primary School baller doin' playground-tours /
I'm da PSL Commissioner; I LAY-DOWN-LAWS
I school young MC's an' handle-Pro-Rhymers /
Your level's two miles beneath me like Anglo-Gold-Miners
An' I'm waitin' on ya crew in my B-Boy fight-stance /
Then cock da Glock an' squeeze on 'em like tight-pants
An' even though I'm schemin'-on-Wall-Street / I still find
Time to fill ya mouth with more se(a)men-than-a-War-Fleet
You can't compete on this level with those phoney-punchlines /
Elle ya "Way Outta Ya League" like Tony-Sunshine
Coz I hold all da Title-Belts / So much
Championship Gold rappers call me Michael-Phelps
I'm The Underground King known to slice-an-MC /
You couldn't find two rappers that's nicer-than-me
I'm Chuck Taylor, you're Jack-Purcell: / You live ya
Entire existence in my shadow plus ya wack-as-hell
For real ya lightyears behind me; Elle I coulda
Handled-you / When I was in Standard-Two
An' for da right price I might even murder-ya-kids /
Coz I scramble with mine like Schalk Burger-with-his (I c u Jigga)
When it's beef I'm known for applyin'-the-Hammer /
Bullets 'a' run thru ya team like Bryan-Habana
Now there's rumours that I'm f***in' with Gunz
So I guess I'm sorta like Shaquille O'Neal and Lord Tariq
While you an' ya girls stay out 'til late-in-da-clubs /
An' argue 'bout who's da illest; is it Seida-or-Maggz?
I'm a PRIMATE so ya mans-sing-my-song /
Elle you like a banana in the hands-'a'-King-Kong
I'm dat Giant-Ape, only difference is he fell off
The Empire-State / Me? I'd rather die-in-the-Cape
Gotchyu feelin' like you came out da wrong-vagina /
Elle you so phoney you was prolly born-in-China
An' ya whole crew are straight-beginners / Plus they
Been runnin' away-from-niggas like Jamaican-Sprinters
I'm The Best Kept Secret since Royce-Da-Five-Nine /
Delivery's exquisite my voice-is-Prime-Time
An' "Unf***withable" you know's-a-Cla**ic /
Da rhyme-scheme's nutso, da flows-are-acid
I'm a cold-hearted, frozen-Bastard: / Put you and
Ya favourite rapper in a box, then close-da-Casket
What you pack da Glock-for? You not-raw, I'm Top-Drawer /
I've blocked-more shots from Rookies than Patrick-Ewing
So I 'ont know what da f*** y'all cats-is-doin' /
In the Fourth-Quarter, I pop up an restore-order
Increase my Battle-advantage / I ain't
Mean to kill you Elle; you just Collateral-Damage
Declared dead by Crook-at-The-State-Morgue /
In this battle you received more hooks-than-Nate-Dogg
The Coroner revealed "The cause-of-death-was-punchlines /
Delivered viciously more-or-less-at-one-time.....By Seida-Crook"Get da f*** outta here
"
aight, i appreciate the honesty. i didn't want 2 say this but almost ur whole verse is standout, i like the way u flipped some of my punchlines back. i c y u call urself Arnold Squash-a-nigga. but i did get at u though and hard too. i sat up all night makin' that verse, and the girls here at the res was like "nah he gon' you kill u Elisa, don't do it" (some of them copped the beatoven mixtape where u body bloodspillaz) and i was like i don't care i'm a get @ him hard. anyways i loved u on "Unf***" (it's like an anthem here @ Wits U) and at least i can tell the girls i went toe to toe with seidacrook and came out still looking good, but by next year i don't think u'd be able 2 touch me cuz i'm ill 4 real. holla @ me. ;)
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this thread is starting to annoy me
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yeah, some seriuos dick-sucking from both of them,
nice battle though, sorry elle but I think crook took it by a fair margin, his punches was harder and funnier. You was in there too but if it was a boxing match it wudent be a ko just a unanimous points decision.
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yeah, some seriuos dick-sucking from both of them,
nice battle though, sorry elle but I think crook took it by a fair margin, his punches was harder and funnier. You was in there too but if it was a boxing match it wudent be a ko just a unanimous points decision.
nucca you been watching too much righteous kill?
http://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/righteous-kill-02.jpg
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nah my nigga, just too much HEAT ;D
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nah my nigga, just too much HEAT ;D
nigga you ish is related to that movie, nucca you been suffering on cinema addiction?
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that was tight, you two should start a group together, call it Chick Korea!!
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shapa crook
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:-\ don't hate on me Crook lovers, but I think Elle killed dat one. short and sweet with each line killing. Although Crook is dope he took too long, and there were too many waisted lines... so my vote goes for Elle...
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Ya neh. me too.
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:-\ don't hate on me Crook lovers, but I think Elle killed dat one. short and sweet with each line killing. Although Crook is dope he took too long, and there were too many waisted lines... so my vote goes for Elle...
He'll probably blame it on the hangova he had....but i smell anada snazzy d moment coming up...
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:-\ don't hate on me Crook lovers, but I think Elle killed dat one. short and sweet with each line killing. Although Crook is dope he took too long, and there were too many waisted lines... so my vote goes for Elle...
He'll probably blame it on the hangova he had....but i smell anada snazzy d moment coming up...
What's that?
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elle was nice,an effort she cn b proud of...but i cnt say she took it tht wud b stretching it too far
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crook is tighy, this no to be questioned.
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I think seida took it despite the long verse... nice lines from Big elle.
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aight i did my homework
GETTING REAL ON HIM
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ayo i'm sorry Zubz but i gotta murder ur man
like Tommy Hearns knocking out Roberto Duran
and when i'm done with u i'm a start on ur crew
i wipe my a** with toilet paper that's harder than u
and i heard u on mixtapes trying to floss
u ain't Eminem, u feminine like Diana Ross
a halfbar from me weighs over eight hundred pounds
ur whole career's work still gets weighed by the ounce
don't make me pull out da Glock and let it spit
this is Rap Diesel, u on some unleaded shit
u so smalltime u could fit thru a keyhole
right now my name's bigger than Lil Wayne's ego
i had crook mad shook cuz the flow be hittin
i drop punchlines and cats be like "Oh, no she didn't!!!!"
and i ain't concerned with whatever seida spits
i crush niggas in one bar like jadakiss
i know u's a needy brother / so i copped
ur album and wiped my a** with the CD cover
and my Glock's spit toxic big shells kid
i see "The Big Picture" same way that Big L did
u autistic retard, u can't touch my mindstate
ur a baboon, a monkey, a f***ing primate
and Zubz was like "Yo Crook, what happened son???"
so i told him "poke him with a fork cuz that rapper's done"
What??????????? Getting Real On Him???????????
Tried to warn you babygirl, now you leave me with no choice yo
This gon' be overkill......
Zubz in the background;
"Yo Crook there's blood in the water; get ya Great White on"
Elle ya like Apollo Creed facin'-Rocky; you ain't got /
What it takes-to-stop-me, my skills make-me-cocky
An' I love killin' rookies on a grimy-track /
I'm "So 4 Real" Heavy D wants to sign-me-back
You's a rookie in da game, a Frontline-Virgin /
How dare you challenge me when I'm da Punchline-Surgeon
Regarded-as-nice coz I started-precise /
Da flow's AUTISTIC I'm RETARDED-with-mics
First I spit venom, then-spray-Ether /
An' handle sixteens like a Tenth-Grade-Teacher
I'm Down Syndrome with it; I burn-rounds-and-work-Dollars /
While all ya demo's got turned-down-like-shirt-collars
You mad new to this, one 'a' da beginner-players /
I'm way above ya level I'm like the Himalayas
An' round here all da heads say-you's-a-Amateur /
Ya like Bow Wow tryin' 'a' battle Jeru-Da-Damager
You dat Primary School baller doin' playground-tours /
I'm da PSL Commissioner; I LAY-DOWN-LAWS
I school young MC's an' handle-Pro-Rhymers /
Your level's two miles beneath me like Anglo-Gold-Miners
An' I'm waitin' on ya crew in my B-Boy fight-stance /
Then cock da Glock an' squeeze on 'em like tight-pants
An' even though I'm schemin'-on-Wall-Street / I still find
Time to fill ya mouth with more se(a)men-than-a-War-Fleet
You can't compete on this level with those phoney-punchlines /
Elle ya "Way Outta Ya League" like Tony-Sunshine
Coz I hold all da Title-Belts / So much
Championship Gold rappers call me Michael-Phelps
I'm The Underground King known to slice-an-MC /
You couldn't find two rappers that's nicer-than-me
I'm Chuck Taylor, you're Jack-Purcell: / You live ya
Entire existence in my shadow plus ya wack-as-hell
For real ya lightyears behind me; Elle I coulda
Handled-you / When I was in Standard-Two
An' for da right price I might even murder-ya-kids /
Coz I scramble with mine like Schalk Burger-with-his (I see u Jigga)
When it's beef I'm known for applyin'-the-Hammer /
Bullets 'a' run thru ya team like Bryan-Habana
Now there's rumours that I'm f***in' with Gunz
So I guess I'm sorta like Shaquille O'Neal and Lord Tariq
While you an' ya girls stay out 'til late-in-da-clubs /
An' argue 'bout who's da illest; is it Seida-or-Maggz?
I'm a PRIMATE so ya mans-sing-my-song /
Elle you like a banana in the hands-'a'-King-Kong
I'm dat Giant-Ape, only difference is he fell off
The Empire-State / Me? I'd rather die-in-the-Cape
Gotchyu feelin' like you came out da wrong-vagina /
Elle you so phoney you was prolly born-in-China
An' ya whole crew are straight-beginners / Plus they
Been runnin' away-from-niggas like Jamaican-Sprinters
I'm The Best Kept Secret since Royce-Da-Five-Nine /
Delivery's exquisite my voice-is-Prime-Time
An' "Unf***withable" you know's-a-Cla**ic /
Da rhyme-scheme's nutso, da flows-are-acid
I'm a cold-hearted, frozen-Bastard: / Put you and
Ya favourite rapper in a box, then close-da-Casket
What you pack da Glock-for? You not-raw, I'm Top-Drawer /
I've blocked-more shots from Rookies than Patrick-Ewing
So I 'ont know what da f*** y'all cats-is-doin' /
In the Fourth-Quarter, I pop up an restore-order
Increase my Battle-advantage / I ain't
Mean to kill you Elle; you just Collateral-Damage
Declared dead by Crook-at-The-State-Morgue /
In this battle you received more hooks-than-Nate-Dogg
The Coroner revealed "The cause-of-death-was-punchlines /
Delivered viciously more-or-less-at-one-time.....By Seida-Crook"
Get da f*** outta here
"
not a big fan of these e-battles, cyphers whatchumacallit, i hardly read them but krook deez verses are dope. the idea of putting them against a dope battle beat gives me goosebumps...
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that was tight, you two should start a group together, call it Chick Korea!!
would be interesting colabo :)
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yeah,i also think crook took it, but not by much, he was just that little bit harder and maybe funnier like decino said. but i can live with that, i'm only 20 and there's no shame in losing to crook at this stage of my career. peace yall ;)
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Only 20? What? When I was 20, I wasn't that nice :o :o. Glad this battle happpened this year.....
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I have to say this was great from both parties.
Like the chick korea idea its funny...
Well done to both, i cast my vote to the female, gotta give her one for the heart and courage.
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Dopeness "i wipe my a** with a toilet paper thats harder than u"..Crook brought the heat as always..Would love to see Elle take on another e-MC ..Deacon ,GreenBat or even me
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??? what the hell. i still say elle took that. and it hasn't nothing to do with female vs male or age, just on poor rhymes. as i said before, Crooks verse was too long and there were waisted lines. Can anyone show me which line made Crook the winner???
Yo Elle, don't be intimidated by anyone or anything. you shouldn't just accept 'defeat' so easily, i think that battle was yours....
Lemme post the 2 verses one last time so you can seee....
aight i did my homework
GETTING REAL ON HIM
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ayo i'm sorry Zubz but i gotta murder ur man
like Tommy Hearns knocking out Roberto Duran
and when i'm done with u i'm a start on ur crew
i wipe my a** with toilet paper that's harder than u
and i heard u on mixtapes trying to floss
u ain't Eminem, u feminine like Diana Ross
a halfbar from me weighs over eight hundred pounds
ur whole career's work still gets weighed by the ounce
don't make me pull out da Glock and let it spit
this is Rap Diesel, u on some unleaded shit
u so smalltime u could fit thru a keyhole
right now my name's bigger than Lil Wayne's ego
i had crook mad shook cuz the flow be hittin
i drop punchlines and cats be like "Oh, no she didn't!!!!"
and i ain't concerned with whatever seida spits
i crush niggas in one bar like jadakiss
i know u's a needy brother / so i copped
ur album and wiped my a** with the CD cover
and my Glock's spit toxic big shells kid
i see "The Big Picture" same way that Big L did
u autistic retard, u can't touch my mindstate
ur a baboon, a monkey, a f***ing primate
and Zubz was like "Yo Crook, what happened son???"
so i told him "poke him with a fork cuz that rapper's done"
What??????????? Getting Real On Him???????????
Tried to warn you babygirl, now you leave me with no choice yo
This gon' be overkill......
Zubz in the background;
"Yo Crook there's blood in the water; get ya Great White on"
Elle ya like Apollo Creed facin'-Rocky; you ain't got /
What it takes-to-stop-me, my skills make-me-cocky
An' I love killin' rookies on a grimy-track /
I'm "So 4 Real" Heavy D wants to sign-me-back
You's a rookie in da game, a Frontline-Virgin /
How dare you challenge me when I'm da Punchline-Surgeon
Regarded-as-nice coz I started-precise /
Da flow's AUTISTIC I'm RETARDED-with-mics
First I spit venom, then-spray-Ether /
An' handle sixteens like a Tenth-Grade-Teacher
I'm Down Syndrome with it; I burn-rounds-and-work-Dollars /
While all ya demo's got turned-down-like-shirt-collars
You mad new to this, one 'a' da beginner-players /
I'm way above ya level I'm like the Himalayas
An' round here all da heads say-you's-a-Amateur /
Ya like Bow Wow tryin' 'a' battle Jeru-Da-Damager
You dat Primary School baller doin' playground-tours /
I'm da PSL Commissioner; I LAY-DOWN-LAWS
I school young MC's an' handle-Pro-Rhymers /
Your level's two miles beneath me like Anglo-Gold-Miners
An' I'm waitin' on ya crew in my B-Boy fight-stance /
Then cock da Glock an' squeeze on 'em like tight-pants
An' even though I'm schemin'-on-Wall-Street / I still find
Time to fill ya mouth with more se(a)men-than-a-War-Fleet
You can't compete on this level with those phoney-punchlines /
Elle ya "Way Outta Ya League" like Tony-Sunshine
Coz I hold all da Title-Belts / So much
Championship Gold rappers call me Michael-Phelps
I'm The Underground King known to slice-an-MC /
You couldn't find two rappers that's nicer-than-me
I'm Chuck Taylor, you're Jack-Purcell: / You live ya
Entire existence in my shadow plus ya wack-as-hell
For real ya lightyears behind me; Elle I coulda
Handled-you / When I was in Standard-Two
An' for da right price I might even murder-ya-kids /
Coz I scramble with mine like Schalk Burger-with-his (I see u Jigga)
When it's beef I'm known for applyin'-the-Hammer /
Bullets 'a' run thru ya team like Bryan-Habana
Now there's rumours that I'm f***in' with Gunz
So I guess I'm sorta like Shaquille O'Neal and Lord Tariq
While you an' ya girls stay out 'til late-in-da-clubs /
An' argue 'bout who's da illest; is it Seida-or-Maggz?
I'm a PRIMATE so ya mans-sing-my-song /
Elle you like a banana in the hands-'a'-King-Kong
I'm dat Giant-Ape, only difference is he fell off
The Empire-State / Me? I'd rather die-in-the-Cape
Gotchyu feelin' like you came out da wrong-vagina /
Elle you so phoney you was prolly born-in-China
An' ya whole crew are straight-beginners / Plus they
Been runnin' away-from-niggas like Jamaican-Sprinters
I'm The Best Kept Secret since Royce-Da-Five-Nine /
Delivery's exquisite my voice-is-Prime-Time
An' "Unf***withable" you know's-a-Cla**ic /
Da rhyme-scheme's nutso, da flows-are-acid
I'm a cold-hearted, frozen-Bastard: / Put you and
Ya favourite rapper in a box, then close-da-Casket
What you pack da Glock-for? You not-raw, I'm Top-Drawer /
I've blocked-more shots from Rookies than Patrick-Ewing
So I 'ont know what da f*** y'all cats-is-doin' /
In the Fourth-Quarter, I pop up an restore-order
Increase my Battle-advantage / I ain't
Mean to kill you Elle; you just Collateral-Damage
Declared dead by Crook-at-The-State-Morgue /
In this battle you received more hooks-than-Nate-Dogg
The Coroner revealed "The cause-of-death-was-punchlines /
Delivered viciously more-or-less-at-one-time.....By Seida-Crook"
Get da f*** outta here
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not a big fan of these e-battles, cyphers whatchumacallit, i hardly read them but krook deez verses are dope. the idea of putting them against a dope battle beat gives me goosebumps...