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Hip Hop Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: That Bastard Crook on December 27, 2008, 03:06:30 PM
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Ayo, not trying to brag but I done been all around this country, North West, J-sec, Bloem, P.E., E.L.,Cap City etc. but nobody an' I mean nobody gets drunk like Cape Flats niggas. Whites, Coloureds, Blacks, Indians; it's all the same, when it comes to the festive season my niggas is liqoured up for real. Niggas is falling around on the beach nearly getting drowned and shit, 'til they mans gotta come and pick 'em up (I see you Beanie). Jozi niggas prolly come in third in the drinking stakes, behind Mamelodi and Soshanguve niggas (dem niggas would drink Pyro under a table for real).
Right now niggas is arguing with they mans, falling off balconies, getting slapped da f*** out (ever seen a drunk nigga fall? that shit look like it's happening in slow-motion and shit), up-chucking on they mamas cars, pissing on couches, getting run over by Ice-Cream vans, LOL WHAT THE f***??
And there's nothing better than watching a drunk nigga take a beatdown when you're drunk yourself; that shit is funnier than a muhf***er coz drunk niggas seem to have a superhuman pain threshold yo, niggas be getting bitchslapped and shit talkin' 'bout "askies mfethu, hade mfethu". Cape Flats = da drunkest niggas on planet EARTH.
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^^^^^ Crook get out of here with that, :o nobody can outdrink Jozi dudes, we be drinking dudes into corners. Where else in SA would you hear tha following (Metro Police asking some Hillbrow dudes) "Hey kwenzakalani hie?" answer = "Hey sidakiwe awusiboni msunuwakho" Cape Town drink a lot but u dudes r still behind cities like Potchefstroom (everyone's got a "phuzaface" there) and Pretoria. J-Sec, we're sponsored by SAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ayo, not trying to brag but I done been all around this country, North West, J-sec, Bloem, P.E., E.L.,Cap City etc. but nobody an' I mean nobody gets drunk like Cape Flats niggas. Whites, Coloureds, Blacks, Indians; it's all the same, when it comes to the festive season my niggas is liqoured up for real. Niggas is falling around on the beach nearly getting drowned and shit, 'til they mans gotta come and pick 'em up (I see you Beanie). Jozi niggas prolly come in third in the drinking stakes, behind Mamelodi and Soshanguve niggas (dem niggas would drink Pyro under a table for real).
Right now niggas is arguing with they mans, falling off balconies, getting slapped da f*** out (ever seen a drunk nigga fall? that shit look like it's happening in slow-motion and shit), up-chucking on they mamas cars, pissing on couches, getting run over by Ice-Cream vans, LOL WHAT THE f***??
And there's nothing better than watching a drunk nigga take a beatdown when you're drunk yourself; that shit is funnier than a muhf***er coz drunk niggas seem to have a superhuman pain threshold yo, niggas be getting bitchslapped and shit talkin' 'bout "askies mfethu, hade mfethu". Cape Flats = da drunkest niggas on planet EARTH.
ROLFMAO!!!!! Dead right about Cap City tho. Mamelodi is nothing 2 play with on the alcohol side of things. In December alcohol is acceptable with every meal of the day!!!
@The Kid, Jo'burg cats got nothing on us man!!!! Cape Flats neither!!!! Pochefstroom could get bodied too!!!!! Y u think Alcoholics Anonymous' Headquarters in Cap City man!!!!!! Viva! Black Label Viva!!
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Ha ha ha ha ha niggaz faces are swollen youd swear they got a beatdown but nooo its a phuza facelift. Damn!
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lol at this thread. brothas r forever bragging about how "hard" and "gangsta" their hood or city is, now they're boasting about how they could drink otha cities "into corners" and "under tables. lol. u gotta luv tha way brothas wear their hearts on their sleeves. example "nah man nobody drink like the niggas in my city man, my niggas is real" ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! @ u brothas
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^^^^^ yeh, we can get a bit retarded sumtyms, lol. But Jozi still not 2 be messed with, lol.
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Anywhere in the transkei murk all u! Shud have been at port st. johns yesterday! Rain or not bwoi! My 047's da truth
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I find this thread very silly.
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Yo Pyro.. Saw ur girl snowy the otha day! U holla bak there at all?
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I'm going to Bloem this week. Might give it a go if she is there.
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LOL @ Pyro! Sorry my nigga I forgot to mention that Bloem niggas are raving alcoholics too!!! My bad! LOL!
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Tate would say "S.P.I.T"
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Tate would say "S.P.I.T"
What does that mean or stand for?
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I kindly direct u cats to grahamstown tate knows whats good
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As silly as i feel for replying to this i gotta agree, i've drank in all parts of cape town and mayn, fellas and ladies be getting drunk outta their skulls...it's kinda sad really.
funniest thing i saw was in obz...at roots drunk guy was kicked outta da club for groping women and shit, dude starts speaking to the bouncer "futsek kwiri-kwiri nicimba nizosiphatha apha e mzantsi..." bouncer lifts him up by the collar starts pushing him out, but drunk dude kicked him in the balls and started running, laughing his a** off...he didn't get far though, cos the bounces at Barmooda caught him and he caught a beat down...
Those are the moments mayn, ya'll need to lay off that booze, or at least take it easy..
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That's right 1kind, tell these niggas, they don't understand man! Shit is real out here man! Just yesterday l got pulled over by Traffic Police, you know, they did a blood test and told me they were astonished to find traces of blood in my liquorstream!!! LOL! If "Queens Get Money" then "Cape Flats Get Liquor" LOL!!!
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I still find the topic silly.
I would rather S.P.I.T
On a lighter note, I'm at Trancesky and they just played a house version of A-milli
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That's right 1kind, tell these niggas, they don't understand man! Shit is real out here man! Just yesterday l got pulled over by Traffic Police, you know, they did a blood test and told me they were astonished to find traces of blood in my liquorstream!!! LOL! If "Queens Get Money" then "Cape Flats Get Liquor" LOL!!!
LOL!!! u one crazy dude Crook!!
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you ninjas have clearly never been to Kimberley...
No one in this country drinks more than Kimberley ninjas.
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Nah nah nah niggaz. Clearly yall havent been to Stellenbosch. I went to this wine Fair there were hundreds of selection to drink from. People were so drunk and each person had 2 cups in his her hand,one for drinking it and one spitting in it. GANGSTA
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Ayo Casual T, l read between the lines man and deciphered that this is a thinly veiled a**ault on Proverb's character lol. What you are really implying is that Verb is in denial and needs to check himself into rehab 4 chronic alcohol abuse before it's too late! LMAO!!! I hear you man!!
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Krook. HAHAHA! This thread is funny!
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Due to our long-awaited Series victory over Australia, l will be vigourously and robustly Amstelled Up and will not be held responsible for posting silly, stupid and meaningless topics.
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you ninjas have clearly never been to Kimberley...
No one in this country drinks more than Kimberley ninjas.
In Kimberley they get crizunked daily
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you ninjas have clearly never been to Kimberley...
No one in this country drinks more than Kimberley ninjas.
In Kimberley they get crizunked daily
Daily? These cats are clearly not anywhere near our level of liquorism; Coz daily implies one drinking session per day. Out here, we have three binging sessions daily; Morning, afternoon and evening (which usually coincides with the following morning's session!) Can't believe these rank amateurs actually have the audacity to claim they're on par with us regarding alcoholism, lol!
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lesotho ran outta alcohol four days ago..
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So, being born in Kimberley, spending the first years of my life there, going to school in Bloemfontein and having just returned from Lesotho last night, does thi9s mean I am the biggest drinker on AG?
Where in Lesotho were you? Where I was there was enough booze. Even still found some beers and half a bottle of Jack under my car's seat this morning.
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I thought there was general agreement in SA that Grahamstown is the drinking capital of SA. Never been there, but I heard that according to some experts, it has the highest alcohol consuption per capita.
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Last i heard that stat belonged to the transkei. But i'l vouch 4 gtown! They aint half bad...
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...Any of y'all ever heard of Eldorado Park, in Jo'burg!!!
the resident shorty's ONLY! will outdrink the deadbeat uncle your parents always warn you about...
Remember Lion Larger?...prolly thought it was gone neh? WRONG! they brew it strictly for Eldo's now...they got that sh*t by the truckloads!!!
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South africa is flooded with a lot of mediocre beers disguised as Premium beer WTF is Dreher Lager.
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South africa is flooded with a lot of mediocre beers disguised as Premium beer WTF is Dreher Lager.
The CEO of beers....all 350ml of it. pop 1 in the boardroom
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"CEO of Beers" lol dont make me laugh here nigga.
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Personally, i ride for Becks! Followed by Windhoek and Amstel tied at the no. 2 spot...
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Nothing like an Ice Cold Windhoek Lager or draught.
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I had my first Dreher about 2 weeks ago and I was pleasntly surprised. Unlike some of these other so-called Premium beers, this one actually tastes good. Really good. I could actually start drinking this, but I still prefer my Guinness and Carlsberg.
Is it just me or does Black Label taste really weird nowadays? Only once in a while I get one that tastes like old Black Label and then it is usually only in quarts. I hardly drink it nowadays when I go out, cos most places obviously only sell dumpies.
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Obviously none of you has been to Uitenhage yet.. e Tinarha.. google it.. Apparently SAB in p.e reserves half of its stock for us.. then the rest of the surrounding areas get an equal share of whats left.. but booze still runs out before the weekend does.. Uitenhage.. Google it..
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had to jump in hurr,
Namibia Breweries hav our nation heavily sedated, and the aftershock still reveberating into '09 after that
Festive 'man, man kraat' guzzling over-spree.
Here in Windhoek they don play with that zealously tasty Medallion swingin malt. Up in the North where half the population is, its like double story structures all lined up for Kilo's on end on both sides, and I ain't even talkin 'bout buildings here,
Crate after crate...truck after truckload.. unknown spot pissing & all...
Nothing beats this dry land with that Meat & Malt, oh oh.. & them la**es...
Is too much mayne, I'ma tip back a couple after this... dang it's hot...... that smooth lager dun..
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e Tinarha qha..
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Nah ninjas...Cape Flats takes the cake ;)
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Niggaz and they booze! This is one hell of a thread. Lol
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^^^^^ Crook get out of here with that, :o nobody can outdrink Jozi dudes, we be drinking dudes into corners. Where else in SA would you hear tha following (Metro Police asking some Hillbrow dudes) "Hey kwenzakalani hie?" answer = "Hey sidakiwe awusiboni msunuwakho" Cape Town drink a lot but u dudes r still behind cities like Potchefstroom (everyone's got a "phuzaface" there) and Pretoria. J-Sec, we're sponsored by SAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I noticed when I moved this side, Jo'bugers drink through out the year weekend after weeknend so I do believe they are sponsored by SAB because who has money for alcohol till the next pay cheque?
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Jo'bugers drink through out the year weekend after weeknend so I do believe they are sponsored by SAB because who has money for alcohol till the next pay cheque?
being broke doesnt include money for booze.
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Nah nah nah niggaz. Clearly yall havent been to Stellenbosch. I went to this wine Fair there were hundreds of selection to drink from. People were so drunk and each person had 2 cups in his her hand,one for drinking it and one spitting in it. GANGSTA
Hahaha, so you were getting drunk at a wine tasting event. Hahaha. Use to do that ish as students. While they be sniffin, tastin' and spitting, we be gulping and swallowing that ish. Hahaha
Yeah, "CAPE TOWN GETS LIQOUR" Hahaha Put your pap sak up Hahaha
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On a lighter note, I'm at Trancesky and they just played a house version of A-milli
ha ha ha. that probably sounds very silly
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no bloemfontein takes it. and i while i was there i met some cats from Mamelodi i think and yeah they drink like crazy too but they dont get kak drunk. the bloem girls i was with drink for breakfast nigga. its very sad though.
when im in my hood (gugs) i never touch alchohol. alchohol has a very bad image for me when im there. makes me hate it because of the way i see alchohol affecting the ppl that side.
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when im in my hood (gugs) i never touch alchohol. alchohol has a very bad image for me when im there.
A clear case of coconutiness
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when im in my hood (gugs) i never touch alchohol. alchohol has a very bad image for me when im there.
A clear case of coconutiness
ha ha ha, you're on this again. thought you hated the term. lol