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Hip Hop Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: A pimp named Sarkozy on December 29, 2008, 10:24:16 PM
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What are your 2009 resolutions? Well i just wanna try new things in 2009 no major things i wanna try Scuba Diving, bang mo bitches, travel to Guatemala. Hope theres peace between Israel and Gaza /Palestine.
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Quit smoking...f*** i've been making this resolution every year since i started,which is about 12 years now...
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shit i was waiting for this thread to pop up on a nicca...dam...im just gona say what i say each year....make money!
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get a better paying job, smoke sum more mc's thats it
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i promise my lungs and my brains that i wll puff more higher grade this year..and get into sports other than walking...
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By June i must weigh a good 90-100 kgs
I must win HYPE,Channel O, MTV,SAMA and Metro awards
Spend over 200k on hiphop
Get major record spins and ringtone money
Establish Crackboys Entertainment further into the African market
Start my new job on the 5th with a bang!
Get me 20 more tattoos this year
Stay Fresh to death
Upgrade to a 5 series or 7 series by this time next year
Keep appreciating and supporting all my women
Get 6 new chains
Get 20 new sneakers
Work with Sean Pages, Dome, Ammara, Merichien, Morale, Bongs, Igho, 2Face, Dbanj, Da Les, Akon, Fergie, Sliqour, Tumi, Proverb, Chomi, Lira, Siphokazi, Fabolous, P Diddy, Dj Cleo, Mzakes and MORE!
Do a World Cup anthem!!!!
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Cash you should try and Test Drive Bmw 645 Ci 2006 model. Wicked and powerful im thinkin of switchin to it in 2009.
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Cash you should try and Test Drive Bmw 645 Ci 2006 model. Wicked and powerful im thinkin of switchin to it in 2009.
Yeah my nig! im lovin that car man. The only problem with it is that i only like it when its fully black on black! Reminds me of the knight rider! And the price...lets just say, i'll wait until hiphop pays me :D
Im looking for something that looks and feels like BEE though. My new job will have me rocking suits and such so my new look for 09 is "BEE NIGGA" So a 5-series would be a good upgrade for now. I'll work my way up.lol
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Word!
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Make easy paper from the entertainment industry...
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1 - Write like my life depends on it
2 - Diversify my hustle!
3 - Kill Complacency
4 - Ownership of my work
5 - Revive my ailing television career
6 - Secure permament on air slot (radio)
7 - Persue Unisa Degree (BA Comm Science)
8 - Reduce some of this flab
9 - a**ociate with like minded forward thinkers and ditch cats that slow me down.
10 - Increase my bond repayments & Pay up Whip!
11 - Take a weekend away with my family every 3 months!
http://www.proverbmusic.net/blog/2009/01/new-years-revolution/
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1. Spend less on/cut unnessary expenses
2. Buy a 2nd car as soon as the rand recovers to belew r8 to a $
3. Focus less on making music
4. Save up 150k
5. Change my dress code to look more business minded
6. Expand the crack boys brand
7. Get a new job or become self employed
8. Read a whole lot more
9. Start my import biz again
10. Get 2 new microsoft certificates
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get a nice IT job somewhere (mcse mahf***a). make out with jaylee, baldi, moly. Take gettin a drivers licence seriously.
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Launch the website before the 10th of January 2009 (www.nickexpicit.co.za/www.nickexplicit.com).
Buy a house no less than 3/4 bedroom preferably in Houghton.
Buy my 2nd car pefeably something more sporty but still Japanese (Honda V-tec hatch-back model, 3 door).
Finalise my current deal and release the debut album.
Get the radio slot I been dying for since last year.
Do more work with the crackboys and piss the haters off even more!
Start my own design/marketing company and quit my current job.
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1. Finish my tape with Nyambz
2. Work with alot of mcs on the second tape after September
3. Finish my Quality Management B.Tech
4. Write a verse every day
5. Get a better paying job
6. Pray more than i drink
7. Spend more time with family than i do with work
8. Learn how to make beats
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1. Establish my relationship with GOD - Allah
2. Finish up my E.P.
3. Make more music & beats
4. Buy more records
5. Open my own business
(http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/5390/raretracksfrontao9.jpg)
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- Disprove the existence of god.
- Interview Barack Obama, the Pope, Gordon Brown, Kanye, Jay-Z and E40.
- Grow an extra cock.
- Discover a second moon.
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wake up early every morning and never be late!!!!
everything else will take shape (including my body which shall be put through a gruelling (s)exercise regime)
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find my way back to god
stop smoking
stop driving under the influence.
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Live a more disciplined/well balanced life
Get at the Degree i been puttin off for a while
Finish Putting together my studio, cook up more sick beats and be on a few relevant albums
Give more
all in all grind harder.
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By June i must weigh a good 90-100 kgs
I must win HYPE,Channel O, MTV,SAMA and Metro awards
Spend over 200k on hiphop (Make some back this year too.lol)
Get major record spins and ringtone money
Establish Crackboys Entertainment further into the African market
Start my new job on the 5th with a bang!
Get me 20 more tattoos this year (19 as of an hr ago)
Stay Fresh to death (Got the new Crackboys look for 09...coming soon)
Upgrade to a 5 series or 7 series by this time next year
Keep appreciating and supporting all my women
Get 6 new chains (5 to go, got the AFRICA PIECE AT LAST)
Get 20 new sneakers (Maybe cut that no. down to 10 and SAVE)
Work with Sean Pages, Dome, Ammara, Merichien, Morale, Bongs, Igho, 2Face, Dbanj, Da Les, Akon, Fergie, Sliqour, Tumi, Proverb, Chomi, Lira, Siphokazi, Fabolous, P Diddy, Dj Cleo, Mzakes, Explicit, T-Pain, Bryt Apes, Rattex, MVT, HHP(anythings possible) and MORE!
Do a World Cup anthem!!!!
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* find a convinient dope dealer... ;D
* learn to be more worldly and be less judgemental of "bling divas" and money drivin air heads who think a succession of good salaries will bring them opulence.
* ditch this chick i'm with now coz she gon get me into shit!
* learn to take YFM more seriously.
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hug more trees
drink more
laugh more
smile more
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*get more gadgets
*hate more lames
*shave my balls
*get an asian chick
*learn to ride a motorbike
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Drink less
Work harder/smarter
Study harder
Be less judgmental of the superficial bullshit of people around me, especially the women (this doesn't mean that I'll hate you less, only that I'll be more willing to hear your opinions, before telling you that you are an idiot)
Accept the fact that I'll never find a chick who is as smart, beautiful and fun to be with as my ex and settle for one who has 2 out of 3 of these qualities
Get back in shape
Start playing sports again
Spend less on gadgets and more on books
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Drink less
Work harder/smarter
Study harder
Be less judgmental of the superficial bullshit of people around me, especially the women (this doesn't mean that I'll hate you less, only that I'll be more willing to hear your opinions, before telling you that you are an idiot)
Accept the fact that I'll never find a chick who is as smart, beautiful and fun to be with as my ex and settle for one who has 2 out of 3 of these qualities
Get back in shape
Start playing sports again
Spend less on gadgets and more on books
reveal ur true form skrull what have you done with the real pyro
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Get some a**-implants for my white broad
Get my anus bleached
Co-ordinate and oversee da a**a**ination of Jacob Zuma
Ejaculate on a woman's eyelid just so I ca' be on some "...err did u c me coming?"
Start smoking
Administer more public beatdowns
Steal a Police squad car and brutalise drunk, unsuspecting white people on some "..I asked you once nou gaan ek vir jou opfok!"
Start calling women bitches and hoes.
Start farting in grossly overcrowded lifts
Drop the top on the VW EOS at the robots and keep it down and when it starts raining, whip out a big-a** umbrella and keep riding
Get my pubic hair waxed
Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion
Piss on a drunk person while they've pa**ed out
Give Big Elle a full, thorough and eye-wateringly robust "debriefing"
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Launch the website before the 10th of January 2009 (www.nickexpicit.co.za/www.nickexplicit.com).
Be sure to let me know once it's up 'n runnin fam so I can hook you up wit a link on www.proverbmusic.net
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make my first appearance on a news bulletin (read by easy matjila)
release an album
get a short role on generations/rhythym city and completely f*** up my career
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*learn to ride a motorbike
http://motorcycles.about.com/od/howtostartridin1/ss/How_To_Ride.htm
it's that simple, really........
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My new job will have me rocking suits and such so my new look for 09 is "BEE NIGGA" So a 5-series would be a good upgrade for now. I'll work my way up.lol
what do you do, homie?
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air heads who think a succession of good salaries will bring them opulence.
er. it will.
learn to take YFM more seriously.
never! :D
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Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion
Crook, we need to consort.
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Get some a**-implants for my white broad
Get my anus bleached
Co-ordinate and oversee da a**a**ination of Jacob Zuma
Ejaculate on a woman's eyelid just so I ca' be on some "...err did u c me coming?"
Start smoking
Administer more public beatdowns
Steal a Police squad car and brutalise drunk, unsuspecting white people on some "..I asked you once nou gaan ek vir jou opfok!"
Start calling women bitches and hoes.
Start farting in grossly overcrowded lifts
Drop the top on the VW EOS at the robots and keep it down and when it starts raining, whip out a big-a** umbrella and keep riding
Get my pubic hair waxed
Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion
Piss on a drunk person while they've pa**ed out
Give Big Elle a full, thorough and eye-wateringly robust "debriefing"
whoa, whoa, whoa, slowdown there babyboy, coz u know all of that would be kind of hard 2 achieve when u got this chocha all over ur moustache.
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Get some a**-implants for my white broad
Get my anus bleached
Co-ordinate and oversee da a**a**ination of Jacob Zuma
Ejaculate on a woman's eyelid just so I ca' be on some "...err did u c me coming?"
Start smoking
Administer more public beatdowns
Steal a Police squad car and brutalise drunk, unsuspecting white people on some "..I asked you once nou gaan ek vir jou opfok!"
Start calling women bitches and hoes.
Start farting in grossly overcrowded lifts
Drop the top on the VW EOS at the robots and keep it down and when it starts raining, whip out a big-a** umbrella and keep riding
Get my pubic hair waxed
Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion
Piss on a drunk person while they've pa**ed out
Give Big Elle a full, thorough and eye-wateringly robust "debriefing"
whoa, whoa, whoa, slowdown there babyboy, coz u know all of that would be kind of hard 2 achieve when u got this chocha all over ur moustache.
Why don't u 2 get room or sumthing, geez!
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Get some a**-implants for my white broad
Get my anus bleached
Co-ordinate and oversee da a**a**ination of Jacob Zuma
Ejaculate on a woman's eyelid just so I ca' be on some "...err did u c me coming?"
Start smoking
Administer more public beatdowns
Steal a Police squad car and brutalise drunk, unsuspecting white people on some "..I asked you once nou gaan ek vir jou opfok!"
Start calling women bitches and hoes.
Start farting in grossly overcrowded lifts
Drop the top on the VW EOS at the robots and keep it down and when it starts raining, whip out a big-a** umbrella and keep riding
Get my pubic hair waxed
Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion
Piss on a drunk person while they've pa**ed out
Give Big Elle a full, thorough and eye-wateringly robust "debriefing"
whoa, whoa, whoa, slowdown there babyboy, coz u know all of that would be kind of hard 2 achieve when u got this chocha all over ur moustache.
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!?!!
post pics or gtfo
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Get some a**-implants for my white broad
Get my anus bleached
Co-ordinate and oversee da a**a**ination of Jacob Zuma
Ejaculate on a woman's eyelid just so I ca' be on some "...err did u c me coming?"
Start smoking
Administer more public beatdowns
Steal a Police squad car and brutalise drunk, unsuspecting white people on some "..I asked you once nou gaan ek vir jou opfok!"
Start calling women bitches and hoes.
Start farting in grossly overcrowded lifts
Drop the top on the VW EOS at the robots and keep it down and when it starts raining, whip out a big-a** umbrella and keep riding
Get my pubic hair waxed
Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion
Piss on a drunk person while they've pa**ed out
Give Big Elle a full, thorough and eye-wateringly robust "debriefing"
whoa, whoa, whoa, slowdown there babyboy, coz u know all of that would be kind of hard 2 achieve when u got this chocha all over ur moustache.
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!?!!
post pics or gtfo
oooohhhhhh maaaaaaannnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is going on between you 2 thugbirds?? oooooohhhhhwwweeeeee elle sounds like my type of girl, chocha on moustaches!!!!!!! But then again "her sexuality is unrivalled in this Universe"
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Yeh....
My resolutions....
Pa** the year with an 75% average.
Attend only 2 detentions a term.
Get that LONG overdue beattape of mine done.
Get ma allowance back (Can you belive, I'd saved close to 5 g's, and my dad didnt wanna pay me!? Started telling me bout some investments what what's that didnt have ANYTHING to do wit ma allowance).
Get ma allowance bumped up to R450.00
uhh........ i'll be back.
Buy An Akai MDP32
Getta pair of monitors and things needed to run it.
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Get some a**-implants for my white broad
Get my anus bleached
Co-ordinate and oversee da a**a**ination of Jacob Zuma
Ejaculate on a woman's eyelid just so I ca' be on some "...err did u c me coming?"
Start smoking
Administer more public beatdowns
Steal a Police squad car and brutalise drunk, unsuspecting white people on some "..I asked you once nou gaan ek vir jou opfok!"
Start calling women bitches and hoes.
Start farting in grossly overcrowded lifts
Drop the top on the VW EOS at the robots and keep it down and when it starts raining, whip out a big-a** umbrella and keep riding
Get my pubic hair waxed
Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion
Piss on a drunk person while they've pa**ed out
Give Big Elle a full, thorough and eye-wateringly robust "debriefing"
LMBAO ;D ;D ;D ;D
Somehow that bastard Crook never ceases 2 amuse me ;D ;D
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Get some a**-implants for my white broad
Get my anus bleached
Co-ordinate and oversee da a**a**ination of Jacob Zuma
Ejaculate on a woman's eyelid just so I ca' be on some "...err did u c me coming?"
Start smoking
Administer more public beatdowns
Steal a Police squad car and brutalise drunk, unsuspecting white people on some "..I asked you once nou gaan ek vir jou opfok!"
Start calling women bitches and hoes.
Start farting in grossly overcrowded lifts
Drop the top on the VW EOS at the robots and keep it down and when it starts raining, whip out a big-a** umbrella and keep riding
Get my pubic hair waxed
Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion
Piss on a drunk person while they've pa**ed out
Give Big Elle a full, thorough and eye-wateringly robust "debriefing"
whoa, whoa, whoa, slowdown there babyboy, coz u know all of that would be kind of hard 2 achieve when u got this chocha all over ur moustache.
wow, feisty-a** chica, I like that.
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Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion
i need u to share your formidable knowledge on this one...
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Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion
i need u to share your formidable knowledge on this one...
answer ur fone with a chinese accent repeat after me
"he no here, he no here"
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"Bleach your a**" nigga are you crazy,Anyway you better use JIK coz it regains strength and it wont tear when the 28's niggaz come after your a**. No homo No Dr Love Lmao
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^^^ nah l was just joking with that post. Anyway 28's
are a small issue in Prison compared to us; them cats is straight cowards, ask the streets. I done spilled the blood of 28's in two different Prisons in two different Cities - l still got the scar on my left hand from 4 razor blades from the 26's/28's showdown in Pollsmoor D2 Room 209 (the REAL D-Block, ask Jadakiss) back in 2001. 26's: WE AIN'T NEVER SHOOK, Kaloku singooGrey thina, oNdoda, singaMarobhane, zithi iz'bhalo siphikelel' eMpumalanga ngesahluko esimhlophe pho umca obhityile obomvu ukangaka ngongani nangempela kumandi kunzima kwelase Mpumalanga. SHALOM!!
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^^^ nah l was just joking with that post. Anyway 28's
are a small issue in Prison compared to us; them cats is straight cowards, ask the streets. I done spilled the blood of 28's in two different Prisons in two different Cities - l still got the scar on my left hand from 4 razor blades from the 26's/28's showdown in Pollsmoor D2 Room 209 (the REAL D-Block, ask Jadakiss) back in 2001. 26's: WE AIN'T NEVER SHOOK, Kaloku singooGrey thina, oNdoda, singaMarobhane, zithi iz'bhalo siphikelel' eMpumalanga ngesahluko esimhlophe pho umca obhityile obomvu ukangaka ngongani nangempela kumandi kunzima kwelase Mpumalanga. SHALOM!!
Amen!
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Don't act like you didn't get sodomised at least twice a week in there.
And New Jack, you seem to know a little too much about a**bleach.
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^^^ nah l was just joking with that post. Anyway 28's
are a small issue in Prison compared to us; them cats is straight cowards, ask the streets. I done spilled the blood of 28's in two different Prisons in two different Cities - l still got the scar on my left hand from 4 razor blades from the 26's/28's showdown in Pollsmoor D2 Room 209 (the REAL D-Block, ask Jadakiss) back in 2001. 26's: WE AIN'T NEVER SHOOK, Kaloku singooGrey thina, oNdoda, singaMarobhane, zithi iz'bhalo siphikelel' eMpumalanga ngesahluko esimhlophe pho umca obhityile obomvu ukangaka ngongani nangempela kumandi kunzima kwelase Mpumalanga. SHALOM!!
Yawn.
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You prolly watch too much Oz; this ain't America, in SA Prisons where the Numbers rule, there's enforced discipline, daar isie van maak en doenie. Every act has ramifications, Numbers Gangs are governed by rules and regulations which every member, irrespective of how high or low his rank maybe, has to abide by. Now the 28's (Son Af)are within their rights to f*** each other and rape their subordinates (Franse) coz sex between men is part of their ideology, which states Blood (Murder & Robbery) & Poison (which denotes sperm) "Het Salute". Now 27's and 26's (Son Op) respectively, believe in Blood (Murder & Robbery) and Money so sex is strictly forbidden. But jail being jail, sex happens even between 26's but once exposed it's a crime punishable by death op nobangela, die nommer gaan vra; Is jy geskoold met dies wat jy dala?
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Ons is seker jy hetie dies geleer binne in onse kamp nie. Toe fojisa die nommer jy het nou 'n gevaar geraak in die kamp van die regter kant. Onderkant hulle, die nommer fojisa weer jy moet wit biene march Ndoda, daai nobangela Ses en Twintag! Thing is l'm really from the townships, by the time l was 16 l knew what to do when l got to jail. I was told by the older Gods that on my 1st day in jail l'll be thrown into a cell and be asked "Vie's Jy" and all l need to say is "Ek is 'n frans wat sterk biene is met die ouens van Son Op. I won't lie tho in the truck 2 Pollsmoor got my shoes took (Rockport Docksiders) and got slapped around like a muhf***er 8 times on each cheek, hard too, the Gods want to see what u made of,will u take it like a man or bitch up, will you be able 2 replace them when they move on?
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I'm from a coloured hood, so I know a lot of guys who were inside.
Two of my childhood friends are also 26 and a third was f***ed in jail, though he denied it until one of the guys who f***ed him told us in front of him.
In certain hoods you even get little kids of about 12 coming to you with "die nommer" and trying to jack you, especially me, cos I sound a little different. They obviously get stomped, cos I don't consider youth a good enough excuse for stupidity. Prison life and all that shit get glamourised way too much and guys act like having been inside is an achievement of sorts.
Its almost as if some kids in the hood grow up dreaming of going to jail and some even lie about having been. Stupid is an understatement...
Anyway, more of my resolutions:
Stay out of jail (never been to real jail, but been in police lock ups)
Buy more sneakers. I just realised that my Adicolors are all f***ed up.
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That 1st day was as bad as it ever got for me. So, far from being sodomised twice a week l was respected in Pollsmoor and believe me that takes a lot doing. Understand l was at the time ('99) the 2nd youngest nigga on D-Block (l actually lied about my age to avoid Juvenile, l was 19) according to Headcount stats. But within 16 months had already stabbed (and been stabbed) 3 28's and had been kicked out of D2 Room 209 and was sent to Section D1 Room 190 "The Headquarters" where l was the only black dude out of all the Robies, which was a big thing back then. Pyro, Cape Flats love me coz even tho l'm rapping these days, gangstas still remember how real Seida was in lockdown. Ask the HL's from Manenberg, JK's from Lotus River, Sexy Boys from Belhar, Young Americans from Kensington and Hanover Park. By da way Pyro f*** u & ur Moms.
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You prolly watch too much Oz; this ain't America, in SA Prisons where the Numbers rule, there's enforced discipline, daar isie van maak en doenie. Every act has ramifications, Numbers Gangs are governed by rules and regulations which every member, irrespective of how high or low his rank maybe, has to abide by. Now the 28's (Son Af)are within their rights to f*** each other and rape their subordinates (Franse) coz sex between men is part of their ideology, which states Blood (Murder & Robbery) & Poison (which denotes sperm) "Het Salute". Now 27's and 26's (Son Op) respectively, believe in Blood (Murder & Robbery) and Money so sex is strictly forbidden. But jail being jail, sex happens even between 26's but once exposed it's a crime punishable by death op nobangela, die nommer gaan vra; Is jy geskoold met dies wat jy dala?
Damn man. yall are making me uncomfortable.
*shivers*That 1st day was as bad as it ever got for me. So, far from being sodomised twice a week l was respected in Pollsmoor and believe me that takes a lot doing. Understand l was at the time ('99) the 2nd youngest nigga on D-Block (l actually lied about my age to avoid Juvenile, l was 19) according to Headcount stats. But within 16 months had already stabbed (and been stabbed) 3 28's and had been kicked out of D2 Room 209 and was sent to Section D1 Room 190 "The Headquarters" where l was the only black dude out of all the Robies, which was a big thing back then. Pyro, Cape Flats love me coz even tho l'm rapping these days, gangstas still remember how real Seida was in lockdown. Ask the HL's from Manenberg, JK's from Lotus River, Sexy Boys from Belhar, Young Americans from Kensington and Hanover Park. By da way Pyro f*** u & ur Moms.
*sings in an annoying fashion*
Somebodies gonna ge-et sta-abbed, somebodies gonna ge-et sta-abbed.
*pulls out a bag of popcorn and a refreshing beverage*
Whoo! Got the best seat too. :)
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I'm from a coloured hood, so I know a lot of guys who were inside.
Two of my childhood friends are also 26 and a third was f***ed in jail, though he denied it until one of the guys who f***ed him told us in front of him.
In certain hoods you even get little kids of about 12 coming to you with "die nommer" and trying to jack you, especially me, cos I sound a little different. They obviously get stomped, cos I don't consider youth a good enough excuse for stupidity. Prison life and all that shit get glamourised way too much and guys act like having been inside is an achievement of sorts.Its almost as if some kids in the hood grow up dreaming of going to jail and some even lie about having been. Stupid is an understatement...
Anyway, more of my resolutions:
Stay out of jail (never been to real jail, but been in police lock ups)
Buy more sneakers. I just realised that my Adicolors are all f***ed up.
Listen homey I ain't glamourising shit, I ain't even start this topic about jail, New, Jack did. D'you see me out here starting threads on AG about how hard I was in jail or how many prison gangfights I been in? No you don't, I don't even start threads about how nice I am I on the mic, LET ALONE about my strength on the streets and in jail. That, in itself, should tell you about the calibre of man I am. But if people ask me about it, I don't shy away from it coz I got nothing to hide. That is part of my reality, part of who I am and far from being an achievement, it was a setback but one that shaped into who I am today. Learn to respect that.
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@ Crook.
We get it. You've been in jail. You're hardcore. Congrats mate, well done. But you've now posted three paragraphs about it, and frankly it's getting a little old. Move on mate, or start a different thread.
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@ Crook.
We get it. You've been in jail. You're hardcore. Congrats mate, well done. But you've now posted three paragraphs about it, and frankly it's getting a little old. Move on mate, or start a different thread.
Don't patronise me. Ever.
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Ons is seker jy hetie dies geleer binne in onse kamp nie. Toe fojisa die nommer jy het nou 'n gevaar geraak in die kamp van die regter kant. Onderkant hulle, die nommer fojisa weer jy moet wit biene march Ndoda, daai nobangela Ses en Twintag! Thing is l'm really from the townships, by the time l was 16 l knew what to do when l got to jail. I was told by the older Gods that on my 1st day in jail l'll be thrown into a cell and be asked "Vie's Jy" and all l need to say is "Ek is 'n frans wat sterk biene is met die ouens van Son Op. I won't lie tho in the truck 2 Pollsmoor got my shoes took (Rockport Docksiders) and got slapped around like a muhf***er 8 times on each cheek, hard too, the Gods want to see what u made of,will u take it like a man or bitch up, will you be able 2 replace them when they move on?
i failed afrikaans which reminds me
*get a colored broad(pyro do something)
*Learn chinese/japanese
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*Learn chinese/japanese
for tax evasion?
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I agree with crook on this one rob. U did sound very condescending in your post. I think for a rapper crook is quite cool, none of that "nicer or harder than thou" attitude. And i never hear him bragging about stuff except maybe how cape town dudes are the biggest drunks lol,most of his posts are quite funny really.
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* sprinkles popcorns *..
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*Learn chinese/japanese
for tax evasion?
I no here I no here :D :D . i want that kung pow coooch
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@ Crook.
We get it. You've been in jail. You're hardcore. Congrats mate, well done. But you've now posted three paragraphs about it, and frankly it's getting a little old. Move on mate, or start a different thread.
Don't patronise me. Ever.
But you make it so easy. And it's so much fun. ;D
Just playing Crook. Didn't mean to offend. ;)
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Yeah dont patronise Crook. Real G's are talking now, go play somewhere we busy.
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Jokes, Rob.
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be the best parent i can be to my child
get a better job...commissioning editor at the SABC! (40kpm would do)
register my production company and get at least two prime time shows & a doccie broadcast in 2009 so i can be my own boss soon
get free funds from the every colonial dickhead org out there
tour china & europe sometime b4 year-end & hopefully hit NY again
do at least 2 shows with all of my crew members present (for once)
release my album before mid-year and go on tour around the country
quit smoking
start drinking
save at least 25k by year-end
meet people that are equally dedicated to giving Hype a run for it - contribute to a credible SA hip hop publication
get that SUV
help moms pay off her whip
get a driver's license (damn, i'm sick of ducking blue lights & the "I left the other bag at home" excuse is getting old)
gain some weight
get though the year with no 'nigga' moments, no babymama drama, no road accidents - i'd really like to keep all my teeth intact!
give more
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be the best parent i can be to my child
get a better job...commissioning editor at the SABC! (40kpm would do)
register my production company and get at least two prime time shows & a doccie broadcast in 2009 so i can be my own boss soon
get free funds from the every colonial dickhead org out there
tour china & europe sometime b4 year-end & hopefully hit NY again
do at least 2 shows with all of my crew members present (for once)
release my album before mid-year and go on tour around the country
quit smoking
start drinking
save at least 25k by year-end
meet people that are equally dedicated to giving Hype a run for it - contribute to a credible SA hip hop publication
get that SUV
help moms pay off her whip
get a driver's license (damn, i'm sick of ducking blue lights & the "I left the other bag at home" excuse is getting old)
gain some weight
get though the year with no 'nigga' moments, no babymama drama, no road accidents - i'd really like to keep all my teeth intact!
give more
From one habit to another.
Old people are weird ???
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die issie fletz en die wat julle hoor is die waarheid..pakamiza die nommer van 2 6...dise my straal..nag en dag kyk ek n bling ding..yo i had to do that thou...nog kaapse flakte!
but some homies holler like this...with much due respect for the number" ek het ge march en ge march....kom ek by a spier wit tent met 2 6 skangaka.."...then he went to every tent for work and so on...me i wont eva sabela the number cause it will cause your death if you cant give back...its a good taal to know tho..got me out of certain situations with patas..franse manskaap with no lane..hulle wordie gesienie!...lol...
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^^you expect me to learn all dat :-[ :-[ :-\
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Get a job in Jhb and get PAID more
Attend More Ciphers
Burn 1000 mcs +
Upgrade My ride
Drop My 1st Mixtape
Drop My 2nd Mixtape
Get My Wife and Kid to Move in
Rent a Crip
Look forward to 2010
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By da way Pyro f*** u & ur Moms.
A little harsh don't you think? Somewhat uncalled for?
I would say something mean back, but I'm scared of being stabbed. I'm nowhere near as hard as you. Been living in the burbs too long I think. Getting stabbed would make me very uncomfortable and probably hurt.
I still have the bitemarks from where I was bitten once in a fight. Those make me feel uncomfortable, so imagine what a knife scar would be like.
Come on Crook, no one said you are glamourising shit, I said that some cats from inside do, and that it gives kids the impression that being an ex-con is something to aspire to. So what about y post made you so upset?
I would say f*** your mom, but you probably just might go do it, and then we'll have your son/brother running around being hard and trying to kill me, so I'm gonna lay off.
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Get a job in Jhb and get PAID more
Rent a Crip
We could all do with a few crips around for extra protection.
I'm trying to get a job that pays more outside Joburg. Anywhere will do.
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yo i aint braggin or nuttin i got stabbed 6 times got the scars
to prove it...happen coupla months back...it does hurt...not as scary as the warth you feell...aaahhh!!
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yo i aint braggin or nuttin i got stabbed 6 times got the scars
to prove it...happen coupla months back...it does hurt...not as scary as the warth you feell...aaahhh!!
I can imagine.
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I take that back and apologise unreservedly for bringing ya Mom into this, it was uncalled for. What pissed me the f*** off was you making sweeping generalisations about me getting f***ed in prison coz ya mans and 'em got raped upstate. Thing is none of us know each other here on AG, never met, don't know what da next man's been through or what he's about. Anyway, again apologies.
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Hope the Hamas stop launching +100 rocket bombs a day killing thousands of Israelies in Gaza.
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killing thousands of Israelies in Gaza...
couldn't ignore this.. pls elaborate
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I take that back and apologise unreservedly for bringing ya Mom into this, it was uncalled for. What pissed me the f*** off was you making sweeping generalisations about me getting f***ed in prison coz ya mans and 'em got raped upstate. Thing is none of us know each other here on AG, never met, don't know what da next man's been through or what he's about. Anyway, again apologies.
Apology accepted.
I'm sorry for the rape thing also, I was joking with you, didn't know you would take it so seriously.
Let's move on to more pressing issues though. Like saying thousands of "innocent" Israelis are being killed by Hamas rocket attacks. Are you on f***ing cat or rocks?
Do you think for one second those Zionist f***s would ever let the death of even ten Israelis go by without plastering all over every single form of news media for at least a week and bombing the shit out of at least a million Palestinians? Get serious.
The have gone as far as bombing hundreds of innocent Palestinian women and children for as little as two Israeli soldiers that were kidnapped. What would they do if thousands of Israelis were killed?
They don't belong on the Gaza strip and their occupation of the WEst Bank is also illegal. That's why Hamas is bombing them. It's like me coming into your house and telling you you're only allowed into the toilet and if you wanna go into other parts of the crib you need a pa**. Then to add to it all, I cut the water off to the toilet. You'd be launching rockets too wouldn't you?
A few months ago Hamas made an offer of a complete ceasefire if Israel simply returned to the 1969 borders of the state, which is where they are supposed to be. They laughed it off and continued their illegal occupation. Unfortunately a lot more Palestinians are dying than Jews, and statements criticising these f***s are immediately dismissed as anti-semitic.
f*** Israel.
Sorry, I'm a bit stressed out and having a bad week, but really, f*** them.
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*popcorn mavis
rob.. u gonna let this slide?
or are u just another liberal apologist for palestinian terror?
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*popcorn mavis
rob.. u gonna let this slide?
or are u just another liberal apologist for palestinian terror?
I have nothing to say about Israel.
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AG is in a state of emergency.
Too much popcorns being wasted from sparks of beef not being turned into flames.
Sad time it is ;)
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No, really, f*** lsrael. These atrocities have been occuring since the '80's, when Yitsakh Shamir was at the helm. I remember seeing footage when l was 6 or 7 of lsraeli Soldiers breaking a 15 year old Palestinian kid's elbow with a flat piece of rock for throwing stones at them; very Apartheidesque, and should we forget about Shamir's covert supply of armaments to the Apartheid Regime? Washington talkin' 'bout "...The onus is on Hamas to stop it's shelling of southern lsrael...that is the only way a lasting peace can be achieved..." They can't be serious right? Actually, umm... they are. Why is lsrael allowed to just do as it pleases, without fear of censure? Well, coz those Jewish Lobbies on Capitol Hill are THAT powerful. These are crimes against Humanity, but hey it's lsrael so let's just turn a blind eye. What da f*** yo?
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Imagine the political fallout if China started bombing those Tibetan Separatists? Just look at the International outcry already over Mugabe. Britain reneged on their promises (their undertaking to compensate white farmers for land that was to be redistributed by ZANU-PF) made during the Lancaster House Agreement. Then they got da balls to turn around and blame Bob for the whold mess. f***ing double-standards. Why doesn't lran just drop the bomb on lsrael or otherwise quit running it's mouth. And f*** the Saudi's too and those other sell-out oil-rich Gulf States. They have the power to change the entire dynamic of the Middle East; they're the ones with the oil, America is supposed to suck THEIR dick. Don't you just wish China or North Korea were the ones with the oil? The US and lsrael would be on their knees begging for mercy.
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Why doesn't lran just drop the bomb on lsrael or otherwise quit running it's mouth.
u questioning its very right to exist..?
any militant jews around?
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Yo spongie pimp da best part is the shock...when ur whole body shutz down...better than higher grade in 30dgreez heat nw that was amazing
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be the best parent i can be to my child
get a better job...commissioning editor at the SABC! (40kpm would do)
register my production company and get at least two prime time shows & a doccie broadcast in 2009 so i can be my own boss soon
get free funds from the every colonial dickhead org out there
tour china & europe sometime b4 year-end & hopefully hit NY again
do at least 2 shows with all of my crew members present (for once)
release my album before mid-year and go on tour around the country
quit smoking
start drinking
save at least 25k by year-end
meet people that are equally dedicated to giving Hype a run for it - contribute to a credible SA hip hop publication
get that SUV
help moms pay off her whip
get a driver's license (damn, i'm sick of ducking blue lights & the "I left the other bag at home" excuse is getting old)
gain some weight
get though the year with no 'nigga' moments, no babymama drama, no road accidents - i'd really like to keep all my teeth intact!
give more
From one habit to another.
Old people are weird ???
it was a joke kid...but you are right old people are weird! young ones, even more weird. i have a few more years to go till 30...please don't remind me it's kinda scary :'(
by the way, how are those results?
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@ afterbirth - seems like u on israel side and tryin hard to garner support on ag! I say f*** israel too! Wat their doin now can, on many levels, be compared to apartheid! No one, in their rite mind, can speak on israel's behalf! those in their wrong minds may not!
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[quote author=That Bastard Crook They don't belong on the Gaza strip and their occupation of the WEst Bank is also illegal. That's why Hamas is bombing them. It's like me coming into your house and telling you you're only allowed into the toilet and if you wanna go into other parts of the crib you need a pa**. Then to add to it all, I cut the water off to the toilet. You'd be launching rockets too wouldn't you?
A few months ago Hamas made an offer of a complete ceasefire if Israel simply returned to the 1969 borders of the state, which is where they are supposed to be. They laughed it off and continued their illegal occupation. Unfortunately a lot more Palestinians are dying than Jews, and statements criticising these f***s are immediately dismissed as anti-semitic.
f*** Israel.
That's what you (and Hamas) are failing to see. This was built up over 50 years it won't be dismantled over night. Processes were in place, the ball was rolling, but Hamas' rise to power ended all that
I feel the conflict in general is sick.So how must Israel defend their citizens?
Israeli does want peace. They demonstrated that by withdrawing from the Gaza strip and dismantle settlements in 2005.
Hamas is the only party who does not want peace.
On the other hand i feel This conflict goes beyond Israel protecting their citizens. The conflict resolution in this regard hasn't worked.
Politically and morally this situation is insane. The world should be ashamed of how things have transpired in that part of the world.
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Israeli does want peace. They demonstrated that by withdrawing from the Gaza strip and dismantle settlements in 2005.
Hamas is the only party who does not want peace.
spoken like a true zionist.. u shembe or sum ish?
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Israeli does want peace. They demonstrated that by withdrawing from the Gaza strip and dismantle settlements in 2005.
Hamas is the only party who does not want peace.
spoken like a true zionist.. u shembe or sum ish?
Nah! the realest Church in SA, Z.C.C
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- finish my guitar and piano lessons - get the grades with Unisa
- make time for my music and work on the craft (D'Angelo type shit)
- release old beats (sampled and original) to make way for my new skills and learnings
- grow my career to greater heights
- cut down on the drinking (health) and start saving (wealth) - eish and stop living beyond my means(debt)
- make a baby boy (hope to get a good woman to make it with) either way
- take a road trip around mzansi's main cities and attraction - 1ne round trip.
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be the best parent i can be to my child
get a better job...commissioning editor at the SABC! (40kpm would do)
register my production company and get at least two prime time shows & a doccie broadcast in 2009 so i can be my own boss soon
get free funds from the every colonial dickhead org out there
tour china & europe sometime b4 year-end & hopefully hit NY again
do at least 2 shows with all of my crew members present (for once)
release my album before mid-year and go on tour around the country
quit smoking
start drinking
save at least 25k by year-end
meet people that are equally dedicated to giving Hype a run for it - contribute to a credible SA hip hop publication
get that SUV
help moms pay off her whip
get a driver's license (damn, i'm sick of ducking blue lights & the "I left the other bag at home" excuse is getting old)
gain some weight
get though the year with no 'nigga' moments, no babymama drama, no road accidents - i'd really like to keep all my teeth intact!
give more
From one habit to another.
Old people are weird ???
it was a joke kid...but you are right old people are weird! young ones, even more weird. i have a few more years to go till 30...please don't remind me it's kinda scary :'(
by the way, how are those results?
I feel ya. 15 years to go and I already feel those gray hairs, wrinkles, beer belly and phuza face coming along :(. hehe
The report was good thank you.
Thank God I pa**ed, I've never stressed myself out so much for a report in my entire lifetime and that's why it's in ma new year resolution to average 75% so I wont stress so much.
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A thought has occurred to me.
Isn't it interesting that the escalation in Gaza and the removal of gas supplies to the Ukraine (both occurring simultaneously) have occurred just as the oil price has reached record lows?
It's already up to $48 a barrel, up from under $40 a week ago.
I'm no conspiracy theorist, but if anything was going to drive up the price of oil (short of all-out coups in the middle east) it's these events. One wonders what hand the global oil cartels have in the situation. They are certainly powerful enough to instigate events like this if they wanted to, and they certainly have reasons for doing so.
Just speculation.
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Fix things between my best friend and I.
Start something GREAT.
Move somewhere very, very far.
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Get all three of them to sit down & really convince them that IT IS very much possible for one man to love three girls... EQUALLY.
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Get all three of them to sit down & really convince them that IT IS very much possible for one man to love three girls... EQUALLY.
Good luck. Be sure to have the emergency departments number on speed dial.
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WISH that threads like this dont exist any more!!! >:(
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Get all three of them to sit down & really convince them that IT IS very much possible for one man to love three girls... EQUALLY.
Good luck. Be sure to have the emergency departments number on speed dial.
LOL...but they really hav to reach sum sought of agreement. This sneakin' around ish is gettin' tiring...
WISH that threads like this dont exist any more!!! >:(
...serious?
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Get all three of them to sit down & really convince them that IT IS very much possible for one man to love three girls... EQUALLY.
Good luck. Be sure to have the emergency departments number on speed dial.
LOL...but they really hav to reach sum sought of agreement. This sneakin' around ish is gettin' tiring...
WISH that threads like this dont exist any more!!! >:(
...serious?
I am!!!
I personally dont make resolutions and believe that in life and times we living in, we should take care of the now and stop looking into the future... of course one is supposed to have goals....and making my own statement ironical,but achieving those goals is if only one can do the NOW better!!!
SHOOT me if you disagree...thats just me!
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yo trompie i feel that ....i too dont live for tomorow cause i might just die from smoking to much pot today...goals are cool and all but it is a bit far fetched...not a bad thing to have as it is a motivator but in reality its the now that counts...one!
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try to eat more.
Do well in school.
And travel more abroad
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@ Trompie....'feel what you sayin' about takin' care of sh*t right away so i'ma conference call them galz right away!!! ;D
,But on the real, point taken if that's how u feel tha's how u feel...NO WEAPONS DRAWN.
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yo trompie i feel that ....i too dont live for tomorow cause i might just die from smoking to much pot today...goals are cool and all but it is a bit far fetched...not a bad thing to have as it is a motivator but in reality its the now that counts...one!
Exactly my point... in lame terms...
@ Trompie....'feel what you sayin' about takin' care of sh*t right away so i'ma conference call them galz right away!!! ;D
,But on the real, point taken if that's how u feel tha's how u feel...NO WEAPONS DRAWN.
No offense taken... NEVER THAT!
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in lame terms se moer...ek is reg....!!!gee n beekie props man!
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yo i aint jacking threads over here....:
O brings: Sprite Emcee Africa… The Battle Chronicles (18 Jan 2008)
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DStv viewers have long tuned in to Channel O for its fantastic line-up of African talent! Now Channel O's new, continental flagship show, CHANNEL O SPRITE EMCEE AFRICA, a reality based talent search show that travels to Accra - Ghana, Lagos - Nigeria, Dar es Salaam - Tanzania, Nairobi - Kenya, Luanda - Angola, and Johannesburg, South Africa has one key mission:
To crown the King or Queen of Africa's lyrical freestyle arena!
Sprite Emcee Africa will visit these 6 countries to host the battle for national lyrical supremacy and the opportunity is open to anybody who can make similes kiss metaphors. National winners will fly to Johannesburg, South Africa, to compete in the grand finale spectacle event, filmed live for TV. The King / Queen Emcee will not only receive, huge continental exposure though the process, but a whopping $10.000.00 cash prize, plus a once off recording and video deal awaits the continental lyrical champion.
The Channel O Sprite Emcee Africa team will be in Nairobi - Kenya on Thursday 24th January 2008, together with Capital FM, Homeboyz Radio & Citizen TV. They will host the CHANNEL 0 SPRITE EMCEE AFRICA round table media session on Friday 25th January 2008 at the British Council in Upper Hill Nairobi at 10am.
The main battle for national lyrical supremacy will take place on Saturday 26th January 2008 at the WAPI PEACE FESTIVAL at British Council from 8am. Contestants are requested to call the EMCEE hotline on 0710105 989 required to come early and register to take part in the Emcee Africa Competition which will see the winner heading to South Africa to represent Kenya in the finals. The Kenya leg of Channel 0 Sprite Emcee Africa will air on 15th February 2008 on Channel O @ 21:00hrs and at a date to be confirmed on Citizen TV.
Channel 0 has made a name for itself by producing pan African music and lifestyle shows that resonate with the 18 - 24yr old market deeply engrossed in urban culture. Sprite Emcee Africa is no exception. No channel has taken the genre of Hip Hop this far before and provided a real opportunity to turn dormant talent into continental stars.
“The show will provide a continental platform for people with pa**ion, originality and talent. As always, at the heart and centre of everything we do, is our desire to showcase artists who are originally African, and world cla** and there are many of them. It's now time to put the spot light on Kenya and give our viewers and supporters the chance to represent themselves on Channel O. This is also an opportunity for us as a Channel to discover more about the vibrant music industry of Kenya and in the process we aim to make engaging, entertaining TV for the whole continent.” Yolisa Phahle, GM: Channel O
The show will be hosted by Ugandan born, South African radio personality and Hip-Hop aficionado Leslie “Lee” Kasumba, who has managed to take her pa**ion for hip-hop and use it to help play a major role in the growth of Hip-Hop on the continent. This is Lee's first gig on the channel and she's more than ready to step up to the challenge…
“I have always been a firm believer that the African continent has some of the most amazing emcees, it's a big part of our heritage as story tellers, and I hope that this show will prove my theory right' - Lee Kasumba, Host: Emcee Africa.
The judges who will ultimately decide who represents Kenya are continental Hip Hop pioneer Nazizi who has been actively in the Hip Hop business since 1996.
The second judge is the likeable Aba** Kubaff also known as Doobeez, known as the hardest working Kenyan Hip Hop artist - his latest single Chapaa is a hit. The Third Judge is Mwafrika - King of the underground scene in Kenya. He's currently programming manager at Ghetto radio and was the first to host a 100% hip hop show in Kenya on YFM96. Channel 0 Sprite Emcee Africa will have a local co host in Eve De Souza, the famous evening show host from Capital FM will work with Kasumba on Saturday @ The British Council in Upper Hill
The search For Africa's premier freestyle MC is on!
For a chance to rep South Africa in this pan African competition and stand a chance to win $10 000, a recording plus video deal ��' call the hotline on 083 916 0909. Leave your name, number and hottest 16 lines in English.
Contestants will be short-listed and screened through Channel 0's daily live show O-Boma between 15:00 and 17:00 and on Y-FM's midday show Da Joint, hosted by AK and Lee.
Mzanzi: you have waited for this day and the time has come to pick up the phone and represent!
A media conference will take place on Tuesday 5 February, which is followed by a hip-hop round table media session where prominent players in the industry will discuss the status of SA hip-hop.
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More of that Educare
Continue................Steadly growing my business
Finish up lobola payments..... ;)
Get myself a bakkie towards the end of the year...... and make more of that dough
2008 was really great. Yeah, year of the greats....plenty mulla made ;D ;D ;D haha it's that code 031 baby
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in lame terms se moer...ek is reg....!!!gee n beekie props man!
Nou het jy jou props gekry, se jy nie dankie Oom nie???
eish...laaititjies!!!! ;D
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More of that Educare
Continue................Steadly growing my business
Finish up lobola payments..... ;)Get myself a bakkie towards the end of the year...... and make more of that dough
2008 was really great. Yeah, year of the greats....plenty mulla made ;D ;D ;D haha it's that code 031 baby
You must never finish that ish ;)
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More of that Educare
Continue................Steadly growing my business
Finish up lobola payments..... ;)Get myself a bakkie towards the end of the year...... and make more of that dough
2008 was really great. Yeah, year of the greats....plenty mulla made ;D ;D ;D haha it's that code 031 baby
You must never finish that ish ;)
why not?
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More of that Educare
Continue................Steadly growing my business
Finish up lobola payments..... ;)Get myself a bakkie towards the end of the year...... and make more of that dough
2008 was really great. Yeah, year of the greats....plenty mulla made ;D ;D ;D haha it's that code 031 baby
You must never finish that ish ;)
why not?
Last time I checked lobola was not being discussed with women ;D
Its trade secrets baby ;)...this boy needs some schooling.
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More of that Educare
Continue................Steadly growing my business
Finish up lobola payments..... ;)Get myself a bakkie towards the end of the year...... and make more of that dough
2008 was really great. Yeah, year of the greats....plenty mulla made ;D ;D ;D haha it's that code 031 baby
You must never finish that ish ;)
why not?
aint it never meant to be finished. thats what i was told.
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More of that Educare
Continue................Steadly growing my business
Finish up lobola payments..... ;)Get myself a bakkie towards the end of the year...... and make more of that dough
2008 was really great. Yeah, year of the greats....plenty mulla made ;D ;D ;D haha it's that code 031 baby
You must never finish that ish ;)
why not?
aint it never meant to be finished. thats what i was told.
Then what's the point? Hay man aint that some BS.
Actually here's a quick question:What are the proper proceedings when a guy marries a girl who has a baby with someone else.
Are you expected to take the baby with or is he/she left behind?
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More of that Educare
Continue................Steadly growing my business
Finish up lobola payments..... ;)Get myself a bakkie towards the end of the year...... and make more of that dough
2008 was really great. Yeah, year of the greats....plenty mulla made ;D ;D ;D haha it's that code 031 baby
You must never finish that ish ;)
why not?
aint it never meant to be finished. thats what i was told.
Then what's the point? Hay man aint that some BS.
Actually here's a quick question:What are the proper proceedings when a guy marries a girl who has a baby with someone else.
Are you expected to take the baby with or is he/she left behind?
it's up to the couple (i think) but whatever the case, expect a big reduction of the Lobola fee.
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@trompie-dankie oom jy is kwaai ek voel soma ek wil af n pavement jum...
@labola issues-eish....yo i wish us coloureds(christians) had a tradition like that...we would ask whack stuff...yoh....
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More of that Educare
Continue................Steadly growing my business
Finish up lobola payments..... ;)Get myself a bakkie towards the end of the year...... and make more of that dough
2008 was really great. Yeah, year of the greats....plenty mulla made ;D ;D ;D haha it's that code 031 baby
You must never finish that ish ;)
why not?
Last time I checked lobola was not being discussed with women ;D
Its trade secrets baby ;)...this boy needs some schooling.
Hahaha....Okay...I think it's you who needs schooling ma nic. Hahaha. Check this out, your girl is the one who supposed to give you an idea of how much you should expect (mind you, this is my way of doing things, not the traditional way). Not that she will determine ish, but she's the best person to consult when you want to find out how she feels about what she's worth. If the price is too high, it's still all good she knows how you be grinding to get that dough,...automatically, she should feel for you (if she's in it for that love thingy...cos not all of them are in it for that) and you must, I mean must meet her somewhere. This is all based on the fact the She's The First Person to Break it Down to Her Parents. And recall her parents value what she thinks and how she feels about the whole thing (unless they are trying to make a quick buck out of you or the living father is a dictator). SO this means, it does not matter if the parents are gonna state the price, she still gonna lay down the fact to them----that i'm involved with a young hustler, who has a vision and a promising future, and who'll take good care of me. But actions are needed to support that. Which means the parents should have some background check already done on you...like how you be doing your things, "taking care of business".
And lobola is not supposed to be huge sums of money. Kanti what is happening here...cos after all we were trying to establish and strengthen a spiritual relationship betweeen two families. Doesn't mean it's comes cheap thou. Hahaha
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@trompie-dankie oom jy is kwaai ek voel soma ek wil af n pavement jum...
@labola issues-eish....yo i wish us coloureds(christians) had a tradition like that...we would ask whack stuff...yoh....
Ek hou sommer op voor ek iets se!!! ;D
hoe gaan dit met jou projek? is dit klaar???
eindelik...stuur my 'n PM!
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Thank you Beestling. Thank you very much.Yazi guys are so into this secrecy thing that they don't know when it's detrimental to their pockets. Mxim.
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Car
Move to a new place
more money
write the C# certification
Learn Java
Change Jobs
back to reading
Seeing more of SA
Do a lot of Sandboarding
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Get all three of them to sit down & really convince them that IT IS very much possible for one man to love three girls... EQUALLY.
hilarious tEBzAR tLAD!
then my sole new years resolution, or wish, would be to be in the room when one of those is sitting YOU down. on some id like you to meet so and so. oh and by the way, and so and so aswell. aswell.
i need to see you meet this kind of understanding.
thats what i would like to see :D
after thought scribbled in pencil in the margin of the page: 'and what would be the purpose of this 'auspicious' gathering? hmmm where would this be going...'
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1) complete my finance degree
2) get ma driver's license (hopefully my learners dont expire yet again)
3) Knock up a 9, preferably a yellow bone
4) murk everyone i jump on a track with
5) Finalise my second LP
6) Get some fresh wheels on/b4 ma twenty1st
7) Hit the gym
8) Do allot'a reading (only ever finished one book)
9) Improve my relationship with The Most High..
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Get my big break Hollywood style
Finish the cabaret
Get that darned radio gig
Buff up a little
See more of Africa
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yo i think for 2009 we should have a ma** AG get together?
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yo i think for 2009 we should have a ma** AG get together?
I think not.
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yo i think for 2009 we should have a ma** AG get together?
I think not.
Co-sign.
BTW AGians are always meeting at gigs and shit.
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Get all three of them to sit down & really convince them that IT IS very much possible for one man to love three girls... EQUALLY.
hilarious tEBzAR tLAD!
then my sole new years resolution, or wish, would be to be in the room when one of those is sitting YOU down. on some id like you to meet so and so. oh and by the way, and so and so aswell. aswell.
i need to see you meet this kind of understanding.
thats what i would like to see :D
...Actually, I won't mind just as long as she can handle all five of us. (...@ the same time on camera!;D)
I don't see ynot.
*And so he continues to place other people's needs before his very own. How unselfish. Mr.tLAD!...a true gentleman.
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yo i think for 2009 we should have a ma** AG get together?
I think not.
Co-sign.
BTW AGians are always meeting at gigs and shit.
and we all know what went down at the online AG Party, cant imagine myself being there in real life. dont think MZU would like to come across me either after he took my Latte.
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yo riz you reckon youll hurt somebody for a latte....lol!
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Get all three of them to sit down & really convince them that IT IS very much possible for one man to love three girls... EQUALLY.
hilarious tEBzAR tLAD!
then my sole new years resolution, or wish, would be to be in the room when one of those is sitting YOU down. on some id like you to meet so and so. oh and by the way, and so and so aswell. aswell.
i need to see you meet this kind of understanding.
thats what i would like to see :D
...Actually, I won't mind just as long as she can handle all five of us. (...@ the same time on camera!;D)
I don't see ynot.
*And so he continues to place other people's needs before his very own. How unselfish. Mr.tLAD!...a true gentleman.
chuckle.
we either have broken telephone here OR i cant do my math OR its an interesting take (read: diversion) on my attempts to lead you to the stake. and there went all my best laid plans. sigh. either way i gave you a prop for this. this is even more amusing.
sidenote: jury is still out though bra. til i see you convinced when your girl is sitting you down with three other dudes for the same conversation, with dudes mind you. but then again, you say you dont mind do you. 'at the same time on camera.' ;D
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yo i think for 2009 we should have a ma** AG get together?
I think not.
Co-sign.
I think it's a great idea to meet the faces behind these crazy a** personalities.
And for my new year's resolutions
1. Get a licence
lastly. should know what I did this year by the end of it.
BTW AGians are always meeting at gigs and shit.
and we all know what went down at the online AG Party, cant imagine myself being there in real life. dont think MZU would like to come across me either after he took my Latte.
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yo riz you reckon youll hurt somebody for a latte....lol!
no i wouldnt, im just saying. guilt wont let him be in the same place with me but i wont do nothing though, theres no use crying over spilt latte.
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yo i think for 2009 we should have a ma** AG get together?
I think not.
Co-sign.
I think it's a great idea to meet the faces behind these crazy a** personalities.
And for my new year's resolutions
1. Get a licence
lastly. should know what I did this year by the end of it.
BTW AGians are always meeting at gigs and shit.
and we all know what went down at the online AG Party, cant imagine myself being there in real life. dont think MZU would like to come across me either after he took my Latte.
yall peeps still remeber the ag party??? shizzz ppl get a life.
shoo, ag party... ::)
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yo riz you reckon youll hurt somebody for a latte....lol!
no i wouldnt, im just saying. guilt wont let him be in the same place with me but i wont do nothing though, theres no use crying over spilt latte.
punch the fool damnit ;D
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sidenote: jury is still out though bra. til i see you convinced when your girl is sitting you down with three other dudes for the same conversation, with dudes mind you. but then again, you say you dont mind do you. 'at the same time on camera.' ;D
Oh heck NO! Lady Roze...by no means duz me sayin’ "I don’t mind" suggest that I’ll be putting a “WELCOME” mat on my exit hole!...Sies.
...either way i gave you a prop for this. this is even more amusing.
Argh man ;D..Baie dankie, hoor! Prop right back @' ya my sistah. Respect!
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yo riz you reckon youll hurt somebody for a latte....lol!
no i wouldnt, im just saying. guilt wont let him be in the same place with me but i wont do nothing though, theres no use crying over spilt latte.
Be a man cotdammit!! Stab him in the eye or something!
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You think i really should?
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"takes deep breath"...nah i think you should put the jaw to the curb and jump...thats how we do...got it on a cell clip if you need instructions...for real dawg...
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You think i really should?
Yes gotdamnit. Fight for your woman.
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fighting for a woman is stupid... unless... shes got a good brain
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fighting for a woman is stupid... unless... shes gives good brain
Well...if that isnt a good reason to fight for a woman then gatdamn i dont know what is.
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co-sighn that line..
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register LM,get da studio up and running end of january,fear no one in hip-hop(i be making money were u making it),take over da industry with da new sound(new slang,new attitude,new gear,new level of thinking),practice how to hypnotize da with crowd rhymes to like my shit,we won't diss but will mock whole lot of people,own a hip-hop shop,get da crew to spent more time together,add humour to my flava(jesus i'm too serious),apply dynatics to heal my night blindness,expose myself to more underground media(documentaries,audio books,philosophycal movies) products(thanx to this material i know da bible was polotically developed,holla at me i might school u too) and read more books(this year we should try business boy),connect with more upcoming hip-hop acts globally and drop a street tape with dem(mixtape without a dj),f*** fear this year i will fly without wings.
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register LM,get da studio up and running end of january,fear no one in hip-hop(i be making money were u making it),take over da industry with da new sound(new slang,new attitude,new gear,new level of thinking),practice how to hypnotize da with crowd rhymes to like my shit,we won't diss but will mock whole lot of people,own a hip-hop shop,get da crew to spent more time together,add humour to my flava(jesus i'm too serious),apply dynatics to heal my night blindness,expose myself to more underground media(documentaries,audio books,philosophycal movies) products(thanx to this material i know da bible was polotically developed,holla at me i might school u too) and read more books(this year we should try business boy),connect with more upcoming hip-hop acts globally and drop a street tape with dem(mixtape without a dj),f*** fear this year i will fly without wings.
...and learn how to punctuate and what the enter key does on a keyboard. ;D
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register LM,get da studio up and running end of january,fear no one in hip-hop(i be making money were u making it),take over da industry with da new sound(new slang,new attitude,new gear,new level of thinking),practice how to hypnotize da with crowd rhymes to like my shit,we won't diss but will mock whole lot of people,own a hip-hop shop,get da crew to spent more time together,add humour to my flava(jesus i'm too serious),apply dynatics to heal my night blindness,expose myself to more underground media(documentaries,audio books,philosophycal movies) products(thanx to this material i know da bible was polotically developed,holla at me i might school u too) and read more books(this year we should try business boy),connect with more upcoming hip-hop acts globally and drop a street tape with dem(mixtape without a dj),f*** fear this year i will fly without wings.
Good luck. You'll need it!
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dis 'n plesier mr tlAD! we both come away winners. well hows that hey :D
...but seriously. sort yourself out. cant be starting any girls year like that jo. no i doth protest on all their behalfs. no ways man. sort yourself out. haha.
baldi is right. best be making sure that you have some ambulance(s) on hand. and make sure your life insurance is in order. tl tl tl. youre chasing dragons and they'll have you seeing flames.
scorched earth policy and shyt bra.
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Rr wheres the love dawg, we good ppls i didnt know there was bad blood just bcoz of a woman(Latte)... To show that Rr is scared he had to bring this up when i have left cpt.....lol
but then if u wanna bring *in Bennie Mac's voice*.... I AINT SCARED O U MOFOS
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Rr wheres the love dawg, we good ppls i didnt know there was bad blood just bcoz of a woman(Latte)... To show that Rr is scared he had to bring this up when i have left cpt.....lol
but then if u wanna bring *in Bennie Mac's voice*.... I AINT SCARED O U MOFOS
see you in Jozi around sometime soon, maybe we can talk about it.
yo i met you boy in december, did he tell you? the one whos also in IT and dates a very pretty coloured girl who does politcs or something like that at Stelli. for got both their names but im sure you know who im talking about.
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IS 200 AN 9 SO I WILL ROB 9 NOT 1.I'M AIMING BIG 8)
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For real?... nah he didnt tell me... His name is Singatha{the SI in mzuluSI events} n the chickita's name is Perrinne (very pretty indeed)...
lemme know wen u hit jhb so i can pm Bonzido to bring the camera...
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For real?... nah he didnt tell me... His name is Singatha{the SI in mzuluSI events} n the chickita's name is Perrinne (very pretty indeed)...
lemme know wen u hit jhb so i can pm Bonzido to bring the camera...
oh i a**umed it was a combination of Mzulu and Mzukisi. you like this name converting thing hey. e.g your email address, Mzukisi to Mzu-Kiss. hahahahaha, sorry the tempation to mention it has been eating me for months.
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MZU-LU-SI...me,LUnga n SIngatha... n that wasnt my idea...
Mzu-kiss (creativity), i heard all the Mzukisi's turned mzukiss n its all in me...
in the way u getting at me, i forsee a can of a** whipping wen we cross paths...
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MZU-LU-SI...me,LUnga n SIngatha... n that wasnt my idea...
Mzu-kiss (creativity), i heard all the Mzukisi's turned mzukiss n its all in me...
in the way u getting at me, i forsee a can of a** whipping wen we cross paths...
if you can do the 300 workout plan in close to 20 minutes then i'll believe you. you bring yourself a first aid kit, i'll organise a camera.
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MZU-LU-SI...me,LUnga n SIngatha... n that wasnt my idea...
Mzu-kiss (creativity), i heard all the Mzukisi's turned mzukiss n its all in me...
in the way u getting at me, i forsee a can of a** whipping wen we cross paths...
if you can do the 300 workout plan in close to 20 minutes then i'll believe you. you bring yourself a first aid kit, i'll organise a camera.
you niggas are killin me hahahaha
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MZU-LU-SI...me,LUnga n SIngatha... n that wasnt my idea...
Mzu-kiss (creativity), i heard all the Mzukisi's turned mzukiss n its all in me...
in the way u getting at me, i forsee a can of a** whipping wen we cross paths...
if you can do the 300 workout plan in close to 20 minutes then i'll believe you. you bring yourself a first aid kit, i'll organise a camera.
I always trust heads when it comes to fronting and they never dissapoint.
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Sixteen days into the year and how many of you have broken their resolutions??? :-\