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Title: Obama calls Malema
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on January 22, 2009, 04:00:59 PM
For those who haven't heard this yet:
http://www.shaunoakes.com/2009/01/prank-call-to-julius-malema/

Imagine this man getting a diplomatic position or being in parliament.
Also check out today's Hayibo update.
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: The Mighty Loks on January 22, 2009, 04:06:16 PM
Heard about this this morning... He's an idiot
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: RearrangedReality on January 22, 2009, 04:15:51 PM
he actually doesnt get it. wtf? ha ha ha. what a fool
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: The Mighty Loks on January 22, 2009, 04:24:08 PM
he actually doesnt get it. wtf? ha ha ha. what a fool

He probably actually believed it was Barrack ( yes we are on first name bases). I mean, why wouldn't Barrack call the smartest person in politics. I mean he is such an astute leader and at the forefront of South African politics.
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: RearrangedReality on January 22, 2009, 04:38:57 PM
from the beginning till about half way through the call its understanble that he wasnt getting it but then after that... smh.

Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: Tuboy on January 22, 2009, 04:41:37 PM
Lmao (yes we can) Malema -yes SMH
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: The Mighty Loks on January 22, 2009, 04:43:55 PM
I think my favourite part is
 
Caller : Do you have anything to ask Barrack Obama?
Julius: No.

 ???  :o  ??? No? No? You don't have anything to ask the first black president of the United States of America. Ask him his shoe size, what he had for breakfast. Ask him something god damnit...
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on January 22, 2009, 04:44:16 PM
Come on guys, Barack has only been in office for a day, we can't possibly expect the guy to automatically know who he is.
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: Sduhla on January 22, 2009, 11:48:25 PM
U people are incredibly stupid. Obama's hallow rhetoric does not equate to prgressive policy articulation. He has already indicated that he will persue all of his predecessor's central policies. That is, military aggression abroad and austerity at home and handing over trillions of public wealth to Wall Street. Obama is a product of the Democratic Party corrupt political machinery. The party that Martin Luther King called a 'representative of the supine liberals'. He is the president because white corporate America, who bankrolled his campaign, have allowed him to be. They know that he will not change the conditions of the vast majority of African Americans who live in poverty in the ghettos, and filling up the prisons. Why do you think Dick Cheney has been praising Obama's cabinet selections. Perhaps good old Dick KNOWS something that the cheering squad doesn't. Obama will make you simpletons feel fuzzy in your stomachs because he is black and talks about hope. He will certainly manage to sell the agenda of the American ruling oligarchs more skilfully than the beligerent Bush. His administration will not be informed by media- image construction but by the interests he represents. One thing that has been of benefit from this Obama hysteria, has been an understanding of how religion works. Before calling Malema an idiot, another fashionable exercise fostered and facilitated by what Mbeki called a colonial media, have a look in the mirror.
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: Psyche-Optic on January 23, 2009, 07:25:06 AM
^^^
Amen

You beat me to it. I'm not a fan of Molema, but I think the prank was serriously lame, and anyway Molema could have responded would still have looke stupid (mainly because it's a prank, it's designed to make you look stupid). If I was Molema and I had recieved a call like that, I also don't neccesarily know how I would have responded, because it is so unexpected. Besides even the "Obama" in that prank doesn't say any intelligible stuff and therefore it's hard to understand what he means, let alone respond accordingly. Anyone who found this funny only did so because he went with an attitude of " Julius Malema is an idiot and therefore anything he says has to be ridiculous and funny".
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: MrC The Rap God Almighty on January 23, 2009, 09:11:26 AM
Didn't find this funny at all.

On another note, seems like we got a lot of Credo Mutwa's running around lately, predicting this and that,yada yada, Barack is gonna do this and not do that. Maybe they can tell us when the world is meant to end again ? f***. Can the man get his dick sucked by a white house intern first b4 we judge him ? f***EN pessimists . Ya'll are what's wrong with this world. Think u know everything.
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: RearrangedReality on January 23, 2009, 09:28:49 AM

Besides even the "Obama" in that prank doesn't say any intelligible stuff and therefore it's hard to understand what he means, let alone respond accordingly. Anyone who found this funny only did so because he went with an attitude of " Julius Malema is an idiot and therefore anything he says has to be ridiculous and funny".

:-\

all of this means you would have really fell for it. cant you tell that they used different audio clips from various speaches and conversations from Obama. the clips have different tones and were clearly from different environments. the point was exactly that, randomly meaningless recordings that a reasonably intellegent individuals could have picked up at least half way through the "conversation".

Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: The Mighty Loks on January 23, 2009, 09:29:43 AM
U people are incredibly stupid. Obama's hallow rhetoric does not equate to prgressive policy articulation. He has already indicated that he will persue all of his predecessor's central policies. That is, military aggression abroad and austerity at home and handing over trillions of public wealth to Wall Street. Obama is a product of the Democratic Party corrupt political machinery. The party that Martin Luther King called a 'representative of the supine liberals'. He is the president because white corporate America, who bankrolled his campaign, have allowed him to be. They know that he will not change the conditions of the vast majority of African Americans who live in poverty in the ghettos, and filling up the prisons. Why do you think Dick Cheney has been praising Obama's cabinet selections. Perhaps good old Dick KNOWS something that the cheering squad doesn't. Obama will make you simpletons feel fuzzy in your stomachs because he is black and talks about hope. He will certainly manage to sell the agenda of the American ruling oligarchs more skilfully than the beligerent Bush. His administration will not be informed by media- image construction but by the interests he represents. One thing that has been of benefit from this Obama hysteria, has been an understanding of how religion works. Before calling Malema an idiot, another fashionable exercise fostered and facilitated by what Mbeki called a colonial media, have a look in the mirror.

Because we happen to think that it was funny... Ok Mr Smarty pants... What does all this babble have to do with the video anyways?
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on January 23, 2009, 09:41:21 AM
Hey Sdudla, why you so angry all the time guy?
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on January 23, 2009, 09:42:05 AM
What does all the shit you posted have to do with the clip?

No one in here, especially not me, said that Obama is the second coming or anything close. We just laughed at the clip. Did you not get it?
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on January 23, 2009, 09:43:55 AM
Barack is gonna do this and not do that. Maybe they can tell us when the world is meant to end again ? f***. Can the man get his dick sucked by a white house intern first b4 we judge him ? f***EN pessimists . Ya'll are what's wrong with this world. Think u know everything.

agree with u there man. dont mean to make this racial, but ive noticed how white certain people seem to be cynical about the whole thing. no such "failure to launch" predictions was made about clinton and bush. shit let the man do his job. and allow those that wanna wallow in this accomplishment do so.
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: RearrangedReality on January 23, 2009, 09:46:44 AM
Hey Sdudla, why you so angry all the time guy?

true. he's never happy at all.
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: The Mighty Loks on January 23, 2009, 09:48:46 AM
Barack is gonna do this and not do that. Maybe they can tell us when the world is meant to end again ? f***. Can the man get his dick sucked by a white house intern first b4 we judge him ? f***EN pessimists . Ya'll are what's wrong with this world. Think u know everything.

agree with u there man. dont mean to make this racial, but ive noticed how white certain people seem to be cynical about the whole thing. no such "failure to launch" predictions was made about clinton and bush. shit let the man do his job. and allow those that wanna wallow in this accomplishment do so.

Cosign.
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: rob_one on January 23, 2009, 09:58:51 AM
Sigh.

Clip: pretty funny. Sounds like Malema was caught by surprise and a bit suspicious, so although I hate the guy like rotten cheese, I don't think he can be called stoopid for this one. He just sounded a bit confused.

Obama: I'm going to say this one more time. Me, and Pyro, and D, and whoever else, are not cynical because Obama is black. We are cynical BECAUSE HE IS A POLITICIAN. We have a healthy distrust of power brokers, particularly American power brokers, and frankly you should too. The magnitude of his achievement can never be denied and made me feel like gold inside when he won. But I will not fully congratulate him until I've seen what he's done in power.

Guantanamo = good start.
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: Sduhla on January 23, 2009, 10:13:43 AM
I abhore stupidity, perhaps thats why I'm angry. I didn't like the criminal Bush nor his predecossor Clinton for that matter. MrC, I'm not being pessimistic, but realistic. I'm
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: Blizzard on January 23, 2009, 10:22:18 AM
On the Obama issue: I think D summed it up nicely when he said


The kind of changes Obama is talking about are literally revolutionary, but he is just a politician who has to stay with the boundaries of what is acceptable to the American people and more importantly, American big business and the financial elite.


He was pointing out reality that no one can ever dispute, and yes its not pessimism or racism for that matter. Typical example of this is SA in 1994 and what has happened up until now.
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: That Bastard Crook on January 23, 2009, 02:39:45 PM
Listen Obama's perceived liimitations aside, that clip was funny; not coz we THINK Malema is an idiot but because HE PROVED himself to be one. Nigga, when I get a dodgy/suspicious phone call, within 15 seconds that shit's been sorted out. This idiot hung all over the phone mumbling sheepishly without even trying to verify who that muhf***er was.

Thanda ungathandi your beloved Malema is a f***ing moron. Period.
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on January 23, 2009, 03:05:49 PM
U people are incredibly stupid. Obama's hallow rhetoric does not equate to prgressive policy articulation. He has already indicated that he will persue all of his predecessor's central policies. That is, military aggression abroad and austerity at home and handing over trillions of public wealth to Wall Street. Obama is a product of the Democratic Party corrupt political machinery. The party that Martin Luther King called a 'representative of the supine liberals'. He is the president because white corporate America, who bankrolled his campaign, have allowed him to be. They know that he will not change the conditions of the vast majority of African Americans who live in poverty in the ghettos, and filling up the prisons. Why do you think Dick Cheney has been praising Obama's cabinet selections. Perhaps good old Dick KNOWS something that the cheering squad doesn't. Obama will make you simpletons feel fuzzy in your stomachs because he is black and talks about hope. He will certainly manage to sell the agenda of the American ruling oligarchs more skilfully than the beligerent Bush. His administration will not be informed by media- image construction but by the interests he represents. One thing that has been of benefit from this Obama hysteria, has been an understanding of how religion works. Before calling Malema an idiot, another fashionable exercise fostered and facilitated by what Mbeki called a colonial media, have a look in the mirror.

Im suprised you still alive bitch , couldnt care less what you wrote above.You Wannabe politics expert, and Disgrutled journalists like you disguist me with your bullshit.
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on January 23, 2009, 03:12:36 PM
Is Sduhla Dingaan?

Is he the disgruntled journalist you speak of or are you referring to someone else who doesn't happen to agree with you?
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: afterbirth on January 23, 2009, 03:25:09 PM
U people are incredibly stupid. Obama's hallow rhetoric does not equate to prgressive policy articulation. He has already indicated that he will persue all of his predecessor's central policies. That is, military aggression abroad and austerity at home and handing over trillions of public wealth to Wall Street. Obama is a product of the Democratic Party corrupt political machinery. The party that Martin Luther King called a 'representative of the supine liberals'. He is the president because white corporate America, who bankrolled his campaign, have allowed him to be. They know that he will not change the conditions of the vast majority of African Americans who live in poverty in the ghettos, and filling up the prisons. Why do you think Dick Cheney has been praising Obama's cabinet selections. Perhaps good old Dick KNOWS something that the cheering squad doesn't. Obama will make you simpletons feel fuzzy in your stomachs because he is black and talks about hope. He will certainly manage to sell the agenda of the American ruling oligarchs more skilfully than the beligerent Bush. His administration will not be informed by media- image construction but by the interests he represents. One thing that has been of benefit from this Obama hysteria, has been an understanding of how religion works. Before calling Malema an idiot, another fashionable exercise fostered and facilitated by what Mbeki called a colonial media, have a look in the mirror.

i've missed ur apt commentary comrade..
now for the mad raper's return..
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on January 23, 2009, 09:14:49 PM
Nah Pyro i was referring to Sduhla. Last time i checked he was a secretary's a**istant at  Daily Sun.
Title: Obama calls Malema
Post by: da kid x on January 24, 2009, 01:44:28 AM
Lol..i reckon this thread(discussion and all) is funnier than the Malema clip itself..AG realli got characters!
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: Psyche-Optic on January 24, 2009, 07:22:48 AM
Thanda ungathandi your beloved Malema is a f***ing moron.

First of all, he's not my beloved Malema.

All I'm saying is that the BIGGEST MORONS are those who judge others supperficially, a**ume that whatever they say or do is stupid, and accept whatever bad is being said of them by others. Malema might be a moron, but does that mean whatever he says or does is stupid.
If you think so, then when the revolution comes, you'll be snoring, whena ucabanga ukhuthi uyazi!
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on January 24, 2009, 08:22:53 AM
Anyone seen the New Nandos Tv advert LMA0. I swear these are the kinda BEE niggaz i encounter  everyday lol.  Ha ha ha Mofos this is South Africa our politicians are not that slique and fancy.They are Diverse and Special LMAO.
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: The Mighty Loks on January 26, 2009, 10:16:12 AM
Anyone seen the New Nandos Tv advert LMA0. I swear these are the kinda BEE niggaz i encounter  everyday lol.  Ha ha ha Mofos this is South Africa our politicians are not that slique and fancy.They are Diverse and Special LMAO.

Yes I have  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: MrC The Rap God Almighty on January 26, 2009, 11:11:03 AM
That's a wack ad. I don't get it.

Sorry BALDI, for some reason, im suspecting u kinda worked on it ? Maybe u can explain it to me,cos i seriously don't get it ?

Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: The Mighty Loks on January 26, 2009, 11:12:41 AM
That's a wack ad. I don't get it.

Sorry BALDI, i suspect u kinda worked on it.Maybe u can explain it to me,cos i seriously don't get it ?

Neah it's okay.....
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: RearrangedReality on January 26, 2009, 11:26:34 AM
I think that ad is dope. i liked it. it seemed corny at the beginning but its really cool. it might go over ppls heads though.
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: General In8 on January 26, 2009, 11:30:44 AM
That's a wack ad. I don't get it.

Sorry BALDI, for some reason, im suspecting u kinda worked on it ? Maybe u can explain it to me,cos i seriously don't get it ?



oh did you now????  ;D
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: MrC The Rap God Almighty on January 26, 2009, 11:46:20 AM
That's why i asked for a breakdown, cos clearly the punchline went over my head. Oh well !!!!


Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: THAT LADY! on January 26, 2009, 11:53:50 AM
For those who haven't heard this yet:
http://www.shaunoakes.com/2009/01/prank-call-to-julius-malema/

Imagine this man getting a diplomatic position or being in parliament.
Also check out today's Hayibo update.
LMaO!!! :D
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: RearrangedReality on January 26, 2009, 11:59:20 AM
That's why i asked for a breakdown, cos clearly the punchline went over my head. Oh well !!!!

lol. would have prefered to see the ad again before i explain it but now i feel presured to explain.

the dude there is supposed to fit the BEE stereotype, dress code, flashy lifestyle. the ad is about getting your share of the chicken but its played out like they're tallking about shares. u know the type of shares that have been offered to the public e.g Yebo Yethu (Vodacom), etc. the Nandos ad one is Yidla Nathi (if i remember correctly), which means eat with us. i'll explain it further once i see the ad again.
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: The Mighty Loks on January 26, 2009, 12:28:06 PM
That's why i asked for a breakdown, cos clearly the punchline went over my head. Oh well !!!!

lol. would have prefered to see the ad again before i explain it but now i feel presured to explain.

the dude there is supposed to fit the BEE stereotype, dress code, flashy lifestyle. the ad is about getting your share of the chicken but its played out like they're tallking about shares. u know the type of shares that have been offered to the public e.g Yebo Yethu (Vodacom), etc. the Nandos ad one is Yidla Nathi (if i remember correctly), which means eat with us. i'll explain it further once i see the ad again.



Wow if I didn't know better I'd say you worked on it too.. But carry on, let me not disturb you.
http://s307.photobucket.com/albums/nn283/BALDiLOKS_photos/?action=view&current=nandos.flv

Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on January 26, 2009, 12:53:33 PM

"Normarlly ne,Im a legs and thighs man....." ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: THAT LADY! on January 26, 2009, 01:21:01 PM
I dont like it. Altho .... I did like the ringtone , suits him just right.
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: Bashin on January 26, 2009, 03:51:24 PM
That my fav ad at the mo..!its on point matter of fact 'inspiring'(makes me wanna get an ANC membership card)..From rags to B!tches ,thats wat it is comrades !
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: ?Untitled on January 26, 2009, 04:12:28 PM
 ???http://[code][flash=200,200][img][/img][/flash][/code] ;D
.. a man with knowledge is more dangerous than Niggas with guns. especially the 'so-called' lets liberate ourselves bullshit. I hear people talking about Hussien and Julius...its easy to run one's own life than your own. The world is only a better place as far we view it. We been conditioned, its not easy to turn the leaf around. concentrate on your inner soul than on newspaper references. Like Nas said: we were kings before the colleges.
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: K'niep Tang on January 26, 2009, 04:20:50 PM
???http://[code][flash=200,200][img][/img][/flash][/code] ;D
.. a man with knowledge is more dangerous than Niggas with guns. especially the 'so-called' lets liberate ourselves bullshit. I hear people talking about Hussien and Julius...its easy to run one's own life than your own. The world is only a better place as far we view it. We been conditioned, its not easy to turn the leaf around. concentrate on your inner soul than on newspaper references. Like Nas said: we were kings before the colleges.

wow, such wisdom
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: Mind Bendah on January 27, 2009, 10:09:30 AM
 ???People that lead our country. . .Malema is stupid :(
Title: Re: Obama calls Malema
Post by: TY-D-CPT-021-NKE on January 27, 2009, 03:46:29 PM
lmj i feel alot of disses comin on...wait for it...****