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Hip Hop Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on February 26, 2009, 12:59:53 PM
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Lets see how long this lasts
You know you grew up ghetto..............
If your dog was named GYPSY;DANGER;FIRE;LION;SPOTTY. (I had hundreds I'll just stop there)
Feel free to add on
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you call all lip balm lip-ice.
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You call a cooldrink can a groovy...
My mom has two little Toy Pom puppies like this:
(http://www.pupcity.com/images/adpics/05239000001269_1.jpg)
I named them Killer and Danger.
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you call all lip balm lip-ice.
i use Zambuk
f*** ghetto I am straight from the burbs!!!!
Unrelated..
What is Lip balm..that shit in little see thru tubs with flavoured or scented lip theraphy shit?
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you call all lip balm lip-ice.
i use Zambuk
f*** ghetto I am straight from the burbs!!!!
Unrelated..
What is Lip balm..that shit in little see thru tubs with flavoured or scented lip theraphy shit?
the same shit
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you called ice-lollies bompies
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yo say "short right" when trying to get off a taxi, but the street your getting off on is mad long.
you call a "pa**age" a pachisi. lol !
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When you refer to any magarine as RAMA
When you refer to any toothpaste as Colgate
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When you refer to any magarine as RAMA
When you refer to any toothpaste as Colgate
and any hot beverage is tea
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nail polish is cutex.
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You feel bad about your achievements/changes in ur life, especially those that'll make you feel like you lost your street cred among amajita like eating on a car's bonnet.
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When you refer to any magarine as RAMA
When you refer to any toothpaste as Colgate
and every fabric softner as sta-soft aka stay soft...
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had sugar water for lunch!!!!
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When you refer to any magarine as RAMA
When you refer to any toothpaste as Colgate
and every fabric softner as sta-soft aka stay soft...
or every washing detergeant is omo
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you used to holler nix mapha(sp) when you cop'd that kfc and u saw niggas scheming... some of y'all still holler that dont u...
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had sugar water for lunch!!!!
and drink'o'pop or coolaid for supper lol!!
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... you are one of the most powerful figures in SA and you're washing with an orange bag, while overseas living German five star. Wicked.
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... you are one of the most powerful figures in SA and you're washing with an orange bag, while overseas living German five star. Wicked.
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA
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you used to holler nix mapha(sp) when you cop'd that kfc and u saw niggas scheming... some of y'all still holler that dont u...
lol Black, mapha nix mapha.... ;D
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... you are one of the most powerful figures in SA and you're washing with an orange bag, while overseas living German five star. Wicked.
wait...
when you use the word 'washing' weather you are referring to showering or bathing lol!!
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... you are one of the most powerful figures in SA and you're washing with an orange bag, while overseas living German five star. Wicked.
This looks like you are referring to someone in particular. Care to tell?
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Bathing kwiwaskom ;D
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... you are one of the most powerful figures in SA and you're washing with an orange bag, while overseas living German five star. Wicked.
Thats the shit right there, it does the job more than those fancy stuff they sell in shops...
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you can compress a loaf of bread into just four large bites...
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The star of a movie is called istarring.
You call back flips i bhespin.
@ Black we use to say: Nix ski nix qha nix sikela bantwana.
You say nqumakho when you're trying to convince someone you're telling the truth.
You call those sweets called Bulls Eyes i buzayz.
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had sugar water for lunch!!!!
they used to call it starch water in my hood...the perfect afta school drink if u couldn't get yo hands on a packet of drink-o-pop/ kool aid sweet or sweet aid...
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You call those sweets called Bulls Eyes i buzayz.
when you call those black ball sweets (k*ffir balls) i'gunqu (sp)
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my dogs name was BATHATHE. he was so evil and cruel, he could bite your leg offf in a sec, but he was cute...he died of a unkown disease..... :'(
n now i have this lazy nucca whom i call GXELESHA coz his eyes look a bit twisted n scary
we used to call backflips i fol
when a nigga does flips we be like....yhoo iyazitya i fol le nci nci
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when you had to go to bed with a plastic bag on your head so you didnt drown from the s-curl juice on your pillow hahahah
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You call cooking oil fish oil.
An advert is umguaranto
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callin nuccaz who were nicely dressed ispeedansi :D
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Bathing kwiwaskom ;D
getting up to boil water for the whole crib before ironing your shirts.
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When you refer to any magarine as RAMA
When you refer to any toothpaste as Colgate
and every fabric softner as sta-soft aka stay soft...
or every washing detergeant is omo
or every bath soap is Lux and every body lotion is Dawn...
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Seeing little kids walking around with a shirt on, but no pants.
What was up with that?
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if you've played soccer,
when the under 10's and the main team (A1 :) ) use the same club kit for their matches.
when both teams smell like dirty socks
when the under 15's are 20year olds
When you go to another persons house to borrow a birth certificate to use to for the provinces trials cause your a** is too old to be in the under 15's.
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If you are a girl – you used to play basop I love you baby! Or something like that. It was really hard to figure out the lyrics.
If you are a dude – you used to play ndazibeka. a game where you clap / smack someone who sat down without saying “ndazibeka”
You used to have your own version opf popular songs – like George Michael – got to have faith faith faith ooh ooh faith faith , you would go gatsi gatsi feta feta feta oo feta feta feta.
Or UB 40 Cherio Cherio baby became cherrie cherrie yam baby. THIS MADE SENSE. Don’t blame ghetto kids.
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What was up with that?
so the can shit and piss anywhere. u know washing that napkin was a bitch
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If you are a dude – you used to play ndazibeka. a game where you clap / smack someone who sat down without saying “ndazibeka”
or a game called 'scratcher', which i recently found out was supposed to be stretcher
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if you've played soccer,
when the under 10's and the main team (A1 :) ) use the same club kit for their matches.
when both teams smell like dirty socks
when the under 15's are 20year olds
When you go to another persons house to borrow a birth certificate to use to for the provinces trials cause your a** is too old to be in the under 15's.
Lmao word!
if you played uspini for lunch money
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what a fast moving thread, few hours started but already 3 pages up.............nice
used to call every fried chicken....chicken licken
also called those big machine guns in the movies UMTSHIN GAN
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Bathing kwiwaskom ;D
getting up to boil water for the whole crib before ironing your shirts.
I still have scars from that exercise, got burned on my arm and chest by that boiling water....and that was the last tym i had to do it...
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You had atleast 1 'baby' or u 'mums' and you used to roll your skirt into your pantie when playing 'uwait'... And you got your a** smacked for playing 'u joe majola' cause the cans made holes in your clothes.
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If On the 25th of December you went door to door ucel'iChristmas :D :D
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You or some kid you know was sent to the corner store / spaza to get something and he recited the item til he arrived at the store. But there is this one time when you went to the store reciting tomatoe tomatoe tomatoe. And you tripped and fell down before you got there. & you got up saying i itswele itswele.
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nc nc nc, black people!!! nc nc nc ;D ;D ;D ;D
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You played uxwips...
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for guys: getting your brave starr quotables wrong.
eg: speed of the bear, flight of the cheetah
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You complain about bad service for food at a funeral.
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no matter what movie Sylvester Stallone was on you still called him Rambo...
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You had cats going to funerals of folk they don't even know, just to go eat.
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You complain about bad service for food at a funeral.
or you just go to the funeral FOR the food
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im sure frosty can relate with me on this one.
donating blood for the free cookies and a cup of cool drink.
lol
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You complain about bad service for food at a funeral.
or you just go to the funeral FOR the food
and still feel you have the right to complain.
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we refered to polony as ESCORT in the eastern cape
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plastic bags were and are still (in some cases) refered to as checkers.
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plastic bags were and are still (in some cases) refered to as checkers.
lol
i stil do
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You used to stab each other with pens...scripture was the shit.
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used to play a game called draft and ugcuza iitruck smh
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u refer to any toothpaste as COLGATE
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im sure frosty can relate with me on this one.
donating blood for the free cookies and a cup of cool drink.
lol
I remember those other desparate a** niggas who were in the line right behind us
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You used to stab each other with pens...scripture was the shit.
damn, forgot about that shit. i remember this cat who took off his shirt after a fight(more like playing actually) with another kid, he so many holes on his skin from the stabbing with that pen.
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If On the 25th of December you went door to door ucel'iChristmas :D :D
I remember locking my doors and going to the beach
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u refer to any toothpaste as COLGATE
FAIL!
Get your regurgitating a** outta here!!
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I donated blood last year for R150 at Pharmovs, for one of their clinical trials.
My boy took his brother's ID and went back the next day and got another 150.
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udlala itrain on weekend...u not even using it to go to school.
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im sure frosty can relate with me on this one.
donating blood for the free cookies and a cup of cool drink.
lol
I remember those other desparate a** niggas who were in the line right behind us
That shit was like a full course christmas meal for us niggaz in Presby House.
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I donated blood last year for R150 at Pharmovs, for one of their clinical trials.
My boy took his brother's ID and went back the next day and got another 150.
that is so coloured bru. ha hah ha!
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you call cartoons epopeye
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you call cartoons epopeye
stl do mang....
asking a gal out is called UPLITA or UGQULA
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I donated blood last year for R150 at Pharmovs, for one of their clinical trials.
My boy took his brother's ID and went back the next day and got another 150.
that is so coloured bru. ha hah ha!
Hey it was my black friends who put me on to this. Boys from Lesotho.
We drank all weekend, cos there were six of us with R150 each and the one even got his allowance from the parentals that day.
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old folk used to wipe thier oily hands off your bald head
ladies : only took baths in the afternoons on weekends
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old folk used to wipe thier oily hands off your bald headladies : only took baths in the afternoons on weekends
Used to hate that shit and they had the nerve to say you gon have a lot of cows when you grew up nxa!
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old folk used to wipe thier oily hands off your bald headladies : only took baths in the afternoons on weekends
Used to hate that shit and they had the nerve to say you gon have a lot of cows when you grew up nxa!
in swaziland they used to say a child is a dog, while wiping thier hands. lol! blacks smh!
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The star of a movie is called istarring.
You say nqumakho when you're trying to convince someone you're telling the truth.
Hahahahahahahahaahahaha....oh snap my mother used to hate that with a pa**ion!
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You complain about bad service for food at a funeral.
Complaining about the meat at funeral
"Shit, abasiphanga ngisho inyama"
When they say something is lost and you start searching yourself. Knowing exactly you ain't the culprit. Hahaha
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When they say something is lost and you start searching yourself. Knowing exactly you ain't the culprit. Hahaha
ROFLMAO !!! that shit is funny man. im sure a lot of us have done that it before.
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When they say something is lost and you start searching yourself. Knowing exactly you ain't the culprit. Hahaha
ROFLMAO !!! that shit is funny man. im sure a lot of us have done that it before.
yeah i still do that shit especially when nuccaz be asking for smoke money lol
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If you had the fishtail haircut
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If you had the fishtail haircut
Nope. That would be Benoni.
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thugs wanting to smack the shit out your a** because you they asked you for a smoke and you responded by saying "sorry i dont smoke", you gauranteed a "did i ask you if you smoke or not motherf***a. wanna get f***ed up?"
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...u know SHE'S ghetto when u take her to a cla**y restaurant in Sandton. And she keeps u waiting for ten straight minutes while flipping through the menu and turns around to order "...a ham burger with a coke!" ??? ??? ???
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If you've heard or said this to some one:
Boy: Hi.
Girl: Hello.
Boy:Ndicela umamele (Please listen up)
Girl: Ha a ndinxamile. (No I'm in a hurry) walking at 1 km/hr.
or
Boy: Hi
Girl : Hello
Boy: Ina (here you go)
Girl: Hijule ( Throw it) Not even bothering to look back
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If you used the yellow pages as toilet paper
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You used to steal peaches growin up..
The dude wit a VCR at his crib made ya'll pay to watch Jackie China,Swaznegga,Rambo,Van Dam and them
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you are ghetto if you know what a TF is.
the first thing you ever smoked was "amarwayirwayi"
you call a western movie ama Cowboy.
you used to call a machine gun "umratata"
you used to sing:
"pide... pide... pide... pide..."
"ke bao kade botsotso, tshelet' ifedile"
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u refer to any toothpaste as COLGATE
FAIL!
Get your regurgitating a** outta here!!
ha haha
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You used to steal peaches growin up..
The dude wit a VCR at his crib made ya'll pay to watch Jackie China,Swaznegga,Rambo,Van Dam and them
Those were the best peaches eva...stolen ones...
marete a makula (aka nectarines) were the best to steal....
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you are ghetto if you know what a TF is.
the first thing you ever smoked was "amarwayirwayi"
you call a western movie ama Cowboy.
you used to call a machine gun "umratata"
you used to sing:
"pide... pide... pide... pide..."
"ke bao kade botsotso, tshelet' ifedile"
Or sang pino pani pipo to body beat in the morning.
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...u know SHE'S ghetto when u take her to a cla**y restaurant in Sandton. And she keeps u waiting for ten straight minutes while flipping through the menu and turns around to order "...a ham burger with a coke!" ??? ??? ???
LMO----------------or-------------when she keeps looking through the same pages you're checking, watching your eyes----------and finaly says "I'll take the same meal". Hahaha
When you get into a restaurant and start saying I don't eat ish I'ev never eaten before. Hahaha
When you call lettuce leaves-----as in ---angidli nezimbuzi/bhokhwe----
When you're in a line and you constantly watching out a nucca behind you----------as if he gonna steal your ish----touching your pockets and ish
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Everytime you see iaeroplane/helicopter you would shout "please buy me sweets/chocolate/chips when you come back"
-"undi phathele iswiti" :D
And you call sandals iFlops.
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you are ghetto if you know what a TF is.
the first thing you ever smoked was "amarwayirwayi"
you call a western movie ama Cowboy.
you used to call a machine gun "umratata"
you used to sing:
"pide... pide... pide... pide..."
"ke bao kade botsotso, tshelet' ifedile"
Ekse, the TF......................and it f***s up your lungs till you say I have f***ed up gearbox (f***ed up chest)
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Everytime you see iaeroplane/helicopter you would shout "please buy me sweets/chocolate/chips when you come back"
-"undi phathele iswiti" :D
And you call sandals iFlops.
In my hood that was just the retarded kids.
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Everytime you see iaeroplane/helicopter you would shout "please buy me sweets/chocolate/chips when you come back"
-"undi phathele iswiti" :D
And you call sandals iFlops.
In my hood that was just the retarded kids.
eina
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Everytime you see iaeroplane/helicopter you would shout "please buy me sweets/chocolate/chips when you come back"
-"undi phathele iswiti" :D
And you call sandals iFlops.
In my hood that was just the retarded kids.
eina
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Everytime you see iaeroplane/helicopter you would shout "please buy me sweets/chocolate/chips when you come back"
-"undi phathele iswiti" :D
And you call sandals iFlops.
In my hood that was just the retarded kids.
Not cool Pyro. Not cool.
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But seriously though, wasn't it?
Did you guys do that?
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you are as ghetto as fcuk if you:
- know the tune of the ice cream truck's song
- and your boys built your own mkhukhu for kicks
- played blak mampatile
- played skop die bal
- got your a** kicked by an elder in your hood, went home and told ur parents, and got ur a** kicked again by them
- put tennis balls inbetween the steel rods on your bicycle tyres
- put an empty plastic bottle from one of those small 250ml juices in between ur back bicycle tyre and the frame and used it as a braking mechanism
- ever bought chappies ya 5cent (the small round balls of chewing gum)
- know what mayo is (that shit rocks to this day!)
- ever sold achaar at your crib
- lined up at like 6 in the mornin to get yourself a fresch batch of magwinya (only to have the dude in front of you buy R20 worth)
man i could go on and on...
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you are as ghetto as fcuk if you:
- put an empty plastic bottle from one of those small 250ml juices in between ur back bicycle tyre and the frame and used it as a braking mechanism
nah man, that was the ghetto version of a motorbike...becos of the sound made by the back tyre rubbin against the bottle...
if the bike had no brakes, u used one of yo feet (preferably with sneakers on) on the back tyre to slow it down and bring it to a halt....
at least that's wat happened in my ghetto.... ;D
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if the bike had no brakes, u used one of yo feet (preferably with sneakers on) on the back tyre to slow it down and bring it to a halt....[/b]
at least that's wat happened in my ghetto.... ;D
Jeepiz you just brought back one of my worst memories... The first time my dad whipped my a**.
Got a new bicycle and because all my friends bikes were old I tore off the brakes just to be able to do that.
Boy did he whip my a**.. Never got a bike after that...
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watched tv kanext door
played one-touch estratini
used to play imbombo(marbles)
called flops opaca
used to drive bricks
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played one-touch estratini
or spy-2.... ;D
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Everytime you see iaeroplane/helicopter you would shout "please buy me sweets/chocolate/chips when you come back"
-"undi phathele iswiti" :D
And you call sandals iFlops.
In my hood that was just the retarded kids.
hahahaha hey i did that too when i was young. Or everytime its about to rain you'd chant "Mvula mvula bhek 'eBhayi, Langa Langa yiza ngapha"
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If you used to watch cartoons called Izimogis, Fairplay and Smurffs which played in Zulu.
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Anyone remember those old 90s Puppets/ cartoon called "MINA MOOH" Now youngins Like COOL CATS, Im not gonna front i enjoy that shit since my lil nephew likes it. I Like CATNAP Ha ha ha ha ha.
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if u sang the lyrics to smooth criminal like
ehhh chi-onkey (Baby are u ok)
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if u sang the lyrics to smooth criminal like
ehhh chi-onkey (Baby are u ok)
LOL!!! used to do that, f*** cudnt here what he was saying though!! :D
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if u sang the lyrics to smooth criminal like
ehhh chi-onkey (Baby are u ok)
hahahahahaha..........or sang Mandel' unxib' iflower sheti uh uh...........or jou ma en pa is Ninja turtles uh uh ;D
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If you used to watch cartoons called Izimogis, Fairplay and Smurffs which played in Zulu.
Eish you remind me of the Xhosa Cartoons called "iBuddiez",tjo those dogs were noughty joe.
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-if you had a friend who always rock up at your crib during meal times!
-played poppy-huis
-had a toy car made from wire
-saw adults having sex before you turned 7
- your teachers made you to recite an Afrikaans poem from beggining to end with no full understanding of what its about. Bantu education!!!!
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If you used to watch cartoons called Izimogis, Fairplay and Smurffs which played in Zulu.
Eish you remind me of the Xhosa Cartoons called "iBuddiez",tjo those dogs were noughty joe.
talking about the ones who lived in a huge a** house? man i wish they'd bring that shit back. that shit was funny. even the biker mice with xhosa voiceover was hilarious. the ppl who did the african language voiceovers for the cartoons were dope, even the zulu ones had me in stitches at times but not compared to the xhosa ones. it was usaully the same ppl in all of them. dont know why they stopped that shit.
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... you are one of the most powerful figures in SA and you're washing with an orange bag, while overseas living German five star. Wicked.
This looks like you are referring to someone in particular. Care to tell?
No can do, sadly. I'm sworn on this one.
@ Code The item was hanging proudly in the shower next to the little one hit wonder hotel specials.
Sorry for the delay.
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Every second movie your friend has is starring Jackie Chan (jackie china).
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You called sunday lunch "colour film" (Coz along with your meat and pap/rice u had orange carrots, red beetroot, green spinach etc)
;D ;D ;D
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Whe u had a lil money u used to buy 500ml bottle of Sparletta and sip it with a straw standing on the corner hollering at honeys walking by :D
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you walk around with legusha (aka panty hose) in your pockets and proceed to polish your light-reflecting school/formal shoes with it as soon as one tiny bit of dust/sand/water/etc lands on it
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Wiping yo a** with a newspaper coz u ran out of toilet paper.
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- played blak mampatile
- played skop die bal
- ever bought chappies ya 5cent (the small round balls of chewing gum)
- know what mayo is (that shit rocks to this day!)
Co-sign and that stuff Mr C said about short-right le Pachisi :D
-ate round red coloured sweet called Fire balls
-drank homemade beer with yogi-sip and family dos (weddings, funerals)
-used to stand at the corner with ur boyfriend and chase him away when your parents (or any udult living by ur house) came thru
-called anyone in bagy pants Lenigga
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- played blak mampatile
- played skop die bal
- ever bought chappies ya 5cent (the small round balls of chewing gum)
- know what mayo is (that shit rocks to this day!)
Co-sign and that stuff Mr C said about short-right le Pachisi :D
-ate round red coloured sweet called Fire balls
-drank homemade beer with yogi-sip and family dos (weddings, funerals)
-used to stand at the corner with ur boyfriend and chase him away when your parents (or any udult living by ur house) came thru
-called anyone in bagy pants Lenigga
You guys just reminded me of RED Cake and Ginger cake... damn
Oh ya... when u have tonsils or you can't eat solid food the first thing that comes to mind is Banana Mageu
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If you share i roll on between 2 to 6 pips
If you used soap for a roll on
If your sister cuz had to collect white cloths for sanitary material
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…when u are unemployed, neva bin employed and have no hopes of being employed BUT you rollin' in that latest VW Golf one point sumthin'…
...welcome to Soweto, the home of “Dude, I swear my car was parked right there!!!” ;D
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u wore carvellas and secret socks to school. when u 'posed to be rockin those bata school shoes
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- played blak mampatile
- played skop die bal
- ever bought chappies ya 5cent (the small round balls of chewing gum)
- know what mayo is (that shit rocks to this day!)
Co-sign and that stuff Mr C said about short-right le Pachisi :D
-ate round red coloured sweet called Fire balls
-drank homemade beer with yogi-sip and family dos (weddings, funerals)
-used to stand at the corner with ur boyfriend and chase him away when your parents (or any udult living by ur house) came thru
-called anyone in bagy pants Lenigga
Ever heard of sen-sen before going for choir competitions...
ever ate pilisi (small sweets that went for 2 cents till it reached its highest price ever... 10 cents
Ever ate fat cakes with mafali or 10/1???
LATE 20's can be a B@tch!
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Lunch at high school included
- niknaks mixed with artchar and bread
- polony, artchar, packet of chips with that chilli and vinegar, a loaf white and litre of krest (5 niggas used to break that shit off)
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-When you call a short cut a "double up"
-When "I'm sure" means you are not sure
e.g your brother's friend comes to your joint looking for him and you tell him you are sure he is his room, when you not...
-When voetsek is swear word... brothers get killed just for saying that to the wrong cats
-when u ride a Train/Gado for free and you call it "Mangobe"
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When u wear a plastic bag on your head at the beach/pool
When u pronounce your S's with a shhh, like shoma show, and then u shay, "whoo girlie!! jou hare gaan mosh minsh"
*pa**ion gapped gatiep
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yo say "short right" when trying to get off a taxi, but the street your getting off on is mad long.
you call a "pa**age" a pachisi. lol !
When you in a Cab and shout "Dankie Driver" to get off....
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When you in a Cab and shout "Dankie Driver" to get off....
:-\
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When your delinquent friend is called Innocent, Goodman, or Fortune.............hahaha
Or when the ugliest broad is called Pretty or Precious hahaha
When there's a family of 6 kids (all from same/different farther/mother), and the 3rd born is called Banele, Kwanele, or Sanel---------meaning Enough
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When you know a 46 years old Great Grand Parent........meaning she has seen/witnessed 3 of her generations----1st her generation--- 2nd Her daughters----3rd her grand daughters-----4th Her grand daughter's daughter. 100% :o :o :o but true
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When your delinquent friend is called Innocent, Goodman, or Fortune.............hahaha
ghetto or rural?
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When your delinquent friend is called Innocent, Goodman, or Fortune.............hahaha
or have a family with enough, mighty and seven as brothers and a sister called condolence.
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your neigbourhood gangster (ones with the thick gold chains with 4 rings on one hand and double mercerized shirts) name is fofo
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When u wear a plastic bag on your head at the beach/pool
When u pronounce your S's with a shhh, like shoma show, and then u shay, "whoo girlie!! jou hare gaan mosh minsh"
*pa**ion gapped gatiep
kakakakakaka..........,soos daai tannie van Joe Barber lol wats haar naam nou weer? Washiela LOKL! :D of Boeta Gamart
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When you know a 46 years old Great Grand Parent........meaning she has seen/witnessed 3 of her generations----1st her generation--- 2nd Her daughters----3rd her grand daughters-----4th Her grand daughter's daughter. 100% :o :o :o but true
lol we sure can breed!
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When your delinquent friend is called Innocent, Goodman, or Fortune.............hahaha
ghetto or rural?
LOL
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When your delinquent friend is called Innocent, Goodman, or Fortune.............hahaha
ghetto or rural?
Ghetto you clever one
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When you snacked with "Amashwamshwam" and "Amakorobela"
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Wiping yo a** with a newspaper coz u ran out of toilet paper.
nigga that ain't Ghetto
GHETTO is when you wipe your a** with newspaper/telephone directory, period. What the hell is "toilet paper" anyway... :) ;D :) ;D
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but yo who elses paps used to shoot in the sky every now and then to scare away the robbers, hehehe shyt, that was way back though... way way back
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but yo who elses paps used to shoot in the sky every now and then to scare away the robbers, hehehe shyt, that was way back though... way way back
lol
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but yo who elses paps used to shoot in the sky every now and then to scare away the robbers, hehehe shyt, that was way back though... way way back
ha ha ha. never seen that but somehow can relate. i've seen neighbours act up in a kind of similar way just because they have a gun. some dudes just love to be feared.
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Wiping yo a** with a newspaper coz u ran out of toilet paper.
nigga that ain't Ghetto
GHETTO is when you wipe your a** with newspaper/telephone directory, period. What the hell is "toilet paper" anyway... :) ;D :) ;D
and its done systematically...
u do your area last.... ;D
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Wiping yo a** with a newspaper coz u ran out of toilet paper.
nigga that ain't Ghetto
GHETTO is when you wipe your a** with newspaper/telephone directory, period. What the hell is "toilet paper" anyway... :) ;D :) ;D
and its done systematically...
u do your area last.... ;D
I can relate to this full force, weird enuf when i used the white surname i didn't even read that ish.... It took a while to go thru da "M" cause of black surnames even my uncle rolled his weed with the phonebook... mara he smoked the white surnames first...
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When you share already eaten bubble gum with your friend
When your friends tease you by your name, eg. "Andile" becomes "Underpant" ;D
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I can relate to this full force, weird enuf when i used the white surname i didn't even read that ish.... It took a while to go thru da "M" cause of black surnames even my uncle rolled his weed with the phonebook... mara he smoked the white surnames first...
ha haha haha! all you people are weird.
When you share already eaten bubble gum with your friend
When your friends tease you by your name, eg. "Andile" becomes "Underpant" ;D
PTF + Ha ha ha
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You call a Top Of The RAnge Vehicle a "Last Number"
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R.E.K.S: till death do us.....the second emcee on that track is absolute bonkers 8)
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Cant believe no one's brought this up yet
If theres a shebeen on your block (they had two on mine smh)
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Sumsum for the ladies
If you had a music book with all your best friends' fact-file and all your favourite songs' lyrics.
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When u wear a plastic bag on your head at the beach/pool
When u pronounce your S's with a shhh, like shoma show, and then u shay, "whoo girlie!! jou hare gaan mosh minsh"
*pa**ion gapped gatiep
kakakakakaka..........,soos daai tannie van Joe Barber lol wats haar naam nou weer? Washiela LOKL! :D of Boeta Gamart
LMAO!
and when you see someone with rollers in their hair at the mall...oh no nigi!
if you wear buffalos or nike shocks (whatever they called) and wear a coin in your ear,looking like u from wezburrie
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some of you missed the point pages ago.
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Sumsum for the ladies
If you had a music book with all your best friends' fact-file and all your favourite songs' lyrics.
GTFO OF HERE CANDY THAT AINT HOOD PSSSSSSHHHHH
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Sumsum for the ladies
If you had a music book with all your best friends' fact-file and all your favourite songs' lyrics.
hahahahahahahahaha I had that back in the day but kids nowadays don't have that anymore, too busy f***ing!!!!
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you know who ma-toaster are
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You know people who is filthy rich but has never worked a day in his/her life... yet u act suprised when they are shot or arrested ::)
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You used a 2 plate stove to heat the room up during Winter
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you played
1, 2, 3 ele ele
amadzedze
tiraam tiraam tiraam ....
pink oh yes, sum cross oh yes...
ngu ban' ophetey' X 2 joe majola joe majola majol majol with your tin cans
when i was looking thru the window window
i say a big madlamini
madlamini madlamin
was so big so big so big big big
she was so small so small so small small small
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Killing birds with a sling shot and braai them.
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Killing birds with a sling shot and braai them.
hahahahahahahahahahaha real talk... or picking U'mrogho(veld spinach-for yall dat dont know) and cooking it in lucky star tins on a d.i.y fire hahaha shit and your parents catching you on that bullshit
what about smoking tea in the f***en concrete pipe thats never really hidden
haha who used to play soccer matches ka di paniki hahaha and the goal keeper bottle top was the one from a 1,25 l bottle damn
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You grew up watching Kung-fu movies and you pronounced "Nunchucks" with the word "Man" in the beginning "Manchucks"
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Killing birds with a sling shot and braai them.
LMAO damn i was good at this
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Killing birds with a sling shot and braai them.
hahahahahahahahahahaha real talk... or picking U'mrogho(veld spinach-for yall dat dont know) and cooking it in lucky star tins on a d.i.y fire hahaha shit and your parents catching you on that bullshit
i still wonder why we were always so hungry. damn.
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Killing birds with a sling shot and braai them.
i done killed a few doves... none of which i was able to eat... i always got caught with them shits.
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Killing birds with a sling shot and braai them.
i done killed a few doves... none of which i was able to eat... i always got caught with them shits.
Lol shame man Black....did you get caught stealin em peaches aswell?
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lol...we ''braaied'' pigeons in used ricoffy tins...
f*** it, 5 niggaz waiting to be served a tiny lil bird
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lol...we ''braaied'' pigeons in used ricoffy tins...
f*** it, 5 niggaz waiting to be served a tiny lil bird
Lol and before you even get to where you gon braai it, nuccaz is already saying the part they wanna eat SMH
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epic bump
since were reippin old topics
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u had a red stoep. matter of fact if u had a stoep
sorry if anyone already put this up
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u had a red stoep. matter of fact if u had a stoep
sorry if anyone already put this up
lol we have a stoep @home.
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If you like to kill old people in their sleep so you can go to their funeral for cake and tea.
Don't tell me no-one else did this.
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hahahahahahaha lmao @pyro and his weirdness.
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when there is that disrespected house on your street with a flat or wide open fence, a shortcut for everyone when they go to another street we called it daablap
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when there is that disrespected house on your street with a flat or wide open fence, a shortcut for everyone when they go to another street we called it daablap
Double up.
When you have that retarded kid who comes around all the time looking for food or just someone to make fun of him and then gets angry when people comply.
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when there is that disrespected house on your street with a flat or wide open fence, a shortcut for everyone when they go to another street we called it daablap
Double up.
This is not Volksblad bitch go edit you stinking a**
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Aaaah, there he is!
I told you he would come. Now you probably want some food huh?
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Aaaah, there he is!
I told you he would come. Now you probably want some food huh?
its like clockwork
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Deacon is f***ing Pyro and pyro loves it
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you know what "le 10 days" is...
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went to the store dressed in your PJ's!
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you know what "le 10 days" is...
:D :D :D OnoTen days tl tl tl
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you know what "le 10 days" is...
:D :D :D OnoTen days tl tl tl
;D :D ;D :D :D
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Blacks!
1. 'Te fcuk is this thing of covering the mirrors with big a** blankets when there's lightning storm.....
2. What the ish.. is with the plastic 2 litre bottle on the lawn
3. How many of y'all ended up getting that bmx that you were promised if you pa**, if you did get it it means your from the nothern part of e'kasi
4.Do y'all know of a guy on your street who had a box full of toy cars, soldiers and shit and when y'all visit him he choses the good ones and let y'all broke a**es fight over shits with no wheels...
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Blacks!
1. 'Te fcuk is this thing of covering the mirrors with big a** blankets when there's lightning storm.....
2. What the ish.. is with the plastic 2 litre bottle on the lawn
3. How many of y'all ended up getting that bmx that you were promised if you pa**, if you did get it it means your from the nothern part of e'kasi
4.Do y'all know of a guy on your street who had a box full of toy cars, soldiers and shit and when y'all visit him he choses the good ones and let y'all broke a**es fight over shits with no wheels...
yeah what the fcuk is up with that 2l water on the lawn... sumboddddeeee please explain.
then Im really embarrased to be a native when I see ya'l bringing water in 2l bottles when you went to beeeshhh Durban on holiday. haai! uplift yourselves please too. lol
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Blacks!
1. 'Te fcuk is this thing of covering the mirrors with big a** blankets when there's lightning storm.....
2. What the ish.. is with the plastic 2 litre bottle on the lawn
3. How many of y'all ended up getting that bmx that you were promised if you pa**, if you did get it it means your from the nothern part of e'kasi
4.Do y'all know of a guy on your street who had a box full of toy cars, soldiers and shit and when y'all visit him he choses the good ones and let y'all broke a**es fight over shits with no wheels...
yeah what the fcuk is up with that 2l water on the lawn... sumboddddeeee please explain.
then Im really embarrased to be a native when I see ya'l bringing water in 2l bottles when you went to beeeshhh Durban on holiday. haai! uplift yourselves please too. lol
It's to stop dog from crapping on your lawn.