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Title: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on March 11, 2009, 09:26:24 AM: SmFh

waking up in the morning check outside oh what lovely day, take bath, step out feelin fresh, oh shit mom's just made you a lovely breakfast make your way to the kitchen flip the lid with your dish and what do you find

A f***IN COAKROACH DOING A BREAKDANCE ON YOUR SUNNYSIDE EGGS! MATHUf***A atleast he aint touch my cheese griller :'( :'( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

so what's ruined your day
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: motho on March 11, 2009, 09:43:10 AM: Woke up this morning with a toothache straight from hell. But im reli scared that the dentist is gone poke my jaws with a needle :'( :-X
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: The KWEDZA HOD on March 11, 2009, 11:39:18 AM: MTN.... They wanna make money out of me, you just wait till i see an idiot walking helplessly in my hood with an mtn t-shirt. Someone is gonna get a hurt real bad, and its not ME.
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: RearrangedReality on March 11, 2009, 11:57:23 AM: woke up this morning then i realised i have to go to work. that really ruined my morning.
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on March 11, 2009, 03:09:28 PM: Hearin that i had to attend a staff induction program the whold f***ing day... what a waste of time
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: ToXic Candy on March 11, 2009, 03:33:19 PM: Logging on to AG before I study.
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: Tonnes on March 11, 2009, 03:44:27 PM: Damn Deac youz a lucky bastard...still staying with mom son.
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: mphossiblepunkstah on March 11, 2009, 05:16:32 PM: one nite stands that just dont get why it's called a one nite stand....wtf?! ::) ??? >:(
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on March 11, 2009, 05:19:43 PM: Quote from: mphossiblepunkstah on March 11, 2009, 05:16:32 PM
one nite stands that just dont get why it's called a one nite stand....wtf?! ::) ??? >:(

Whats wrong mpho didnt they wanna pay for the cab
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: Mad on March 11, 2009, 06:46:01 PM: waking up and realizing that your chick is long gone before you could even have your morning sex breakfast....damn..shit just makes me wanna murstabate
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: General In8 on March 11, 2009, 07:32:03 PM: reading a perfectly fine thread then mad posts something. e.g.:-

Quote from: mad on March 11, 2009, 06:46:01 PM
waking up and realizing that your chick is long gone before you could even have your morning sex breakfast....damn..shit just makes me wanna murstabate

??? ??? ??? come on niggar, grow up? :-\
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: Mad on March 11, 2009, 07:45:48 PM: Quote from: General In8 on March 11, 2009, 07:32:03 PM
reading a perfectly fine thread then mad posts something. e.g.:-

Quote from: mad on March 11, 2009, 06:46:01 PM
waking up and realizing that your chick is long gone before you could even have your morning sex breakfast....damn..shit just makes me wanna murstabate

??? ??? ??? come on niggar, grow up? :-\

nothing too fancy homey, im just showing my integrity thats all
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on March 12, 2009, 07:46:00 AM: Being woken up by a sound of neighbour's lawnmower. Damn!
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: iamBakdraft on March 12, 2009, 08:05:25 AM: Woke up early, bathed first hot water was gallo, made lunch and for the first time ate my breakfast at home not in my car...... got in my Vorsprung, put my stunners on and hit the road, traffic was flowing...... however realised that i seemed to be towing a f***ing mazda 323(dombolo) on my bad.... so flattened my paddle a bit just to get some breathing space.... few minutes after dombolo is on my back like stink on shit.... no abs, no airbag, no f***ing nothing in that car probably no insurance as well.... had to put my paddle down just to get away.... mof***er messed up my perfectly dope morning....
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: The Mighty Loks on March 12, 2009, 12:11:44 PM: Being broke on the 12th of the month.
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: Mad on March 12, 2009, 12:17:22 PM: baldilocks read the thread topic again
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: The Mighty Loks on March 12, 2009, 12:22:40 PM: Quote from: mad on March 12, 2009, 12:17:22 PM
baldilocks read the thread topic again

Thanks for the heads up.

Being broke on the 12th of the month.
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: Tonnes on March 12, 2009, 12:34:05 PM: Quote from: BALDiLOKS on March 12, 2009, 12:22:40 PM
Quote from: mad on March 12, 2009, 12:17:22 PM
baldilocks read the thread topic again

Thanks for the heads up.

Being broke on the 12th of the month.

LOL!
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: Krazyfingaz on March 12, 2009, 01:52:08 PM: waking up to 4 slashed tires
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: Malcom E.K.K.S on March 12, 2009, 01:55:04 PM: Waking up to find Arsenal have made it thru to the next round....
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on March 12, 2009, 02:09:33 PM: Manchester united and thier overzealous fans
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: Tuboy on March 12, 2009, 02:14:44 PM: Soccer fans who run their mouths and complain when the others do so ::)
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: TY-D-CPT-021-NKE on March 12, 2009, 02:26:55 PM: waking up to a empty higher grade bag o weed...
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: The Mighty Loks on March 12, 2009, 02:29:20 PM: Waking up and Aunt Rosie is paying you an unexpected visit. >:(
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: Malcom E.K.K.S on March 12, 2009, 02:32:07 PM: ^^ Who's Auntie Rosie??? ....
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: Enis21 on March 12, 2009, 02:34:02 PM: Quote from: BALDiLOKS on March 12, 2009, 12:22:40 PM
Quote from: mad on March 12, 2009, 12:17:22 PM
baldilocks read the thread topic again

Thanks for the heads up.

Being broke on the 12th of the month.

i totally feel that

thats me...on some R20 till month tip :-[
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: The Mighty Loks on March 12, 2009, 02:35:12 PM: Quote from: Malcom E.K.K.S on March 12, 2009, 02:32:07 PM
^^ Who's Auntie Rosie??? ....

Periods.
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: Malcom E.K.K.S on March 12, 2009, 02:39:54 PM: ^^^ Aight... Periodicus Phenomenus,
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: TY-D-CPT-021-NKE on March 12, 2009, 02:41:36 PM: dam then if aunty rose is visitng the girls whos visitng the boys lol?
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: The Mighty Loks on March 12, 2009, 02:42:31 PM: Quote from: Malcom E.K.K.S on March 12, 2009, 02:39:54 PM
^^^ Aight... Periodicus Phenomenus,

More like Periodicus Irritationus.
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: mphossiblepunkstah on March 12, 2009, 04:31:56 PM: Quote from: PPM DEACON on March 11, 2009, 05:19:43 PM
Quote from: mphossiblepunkstah on March 11, 2009, 05:16:32 PM
one nite stands that just dont get why it's called a one nite stand....wtf?! ::) ??? >:(

Whats wrong mpho didnt they wanna pay for the cab

nc nc nc deacon.......i never stay the nite :D
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: The Mighty Loks on March 12, 2009, 04:33:15 PM: Quote from: mphossiblepunkstah on March 12, 2009, 04:31:56 PM
Quote from: PPM DEACON on March 11, 2009, 05:19:43 PM
Quote from: mphossiblepunkstah on March 11, 2009, 05:16:32 PM
one nite stands that just dont get why it's called a one nite stand....wtf?! ::) ??? >:(

Whats wrong mpho didnt they wanna pay for the cab

nc nc nc deacon.......i never stay the nite :D

ha ha hit and run.
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: mphossiblepunkstah on March 12, 2009, 04:53:24 PM: you must NEVER make time for pillow talk with a one nite stand........they have served their purpose so why hang around? unless you like them.....really liked them :-\
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: Mrs Jones on March 12, 2009, 07:52:43 PM: Quote from: mphossiblepunkstah on March 11, 2009, 05:16:32 PM
one nite stands that just dont get why it's called a one nite stand....wtf?! ::) ??? >:(
Did you tell here it is what it is before the sexual intercourse??
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: Mad on March 12, 2009, 08:10:09 PM: waking up in the morning and realizing that u didnt have any sex with megan good, it was just a dream homey

damn mariah is supposed to be our ancestor not torture us sexually
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: Mrs Jones on March 13, 2009, 10:09:32 AM: Quote from: Bexmuzik on March 12, 2009, 01:52:08 PM
waking up to 4 slashed tires
Hell has no fury like a woman scorned. The sooner you realise this, the sooner you act right.
Title: Re: Things to ruin a perfectly good morning
Post by: Blizzard on March 13, 2009, 10:11:45 AM: ignorant niggas discussing politics and still manage to have an audience >:( >:( >:( >:(