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Title: April Fool
Post by: Enis21 on April 01, 2009, 11:19:59 AM
i've been pranking all morning...some cool some seriously uncool

any interesting pranks from Agians?
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Alcohol Abuser on April 01, 2009, 11:22:46 AM
This april fool shyt is uncool when you work with people of less melanin, they take things a bit tooo far.SAMAMABISHES >:(
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: oints on April 01, 2009, 11:25:04 AM
This april fool shyt is uncool when you work with people of less melanin, they take things a bit tooo far.SAMAMABISHES >:(

this just came in "Barack Obama is dead, i repeat, the president of the united states is dead" it is still unclear what happened to the presidential motorcade en route to the white house after a charity event in honour of the children with AIDS ward in st Thomas hospital in Missouri last night...we will keep you updated...

hows that? ;D
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on April 01, 2009, 11:26:12 AM
i got a zip file about malema and his cars? i opened that with so much anticipation, only to see April fool and go back to work written with paint.... nx
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Alcohol Abuser on April 01, 2009, 11:29:59 AM
This april fool shyt is uncool when you work with people of less melanin, they take things a bit tooo far.SAMAMABISHES >:(

this just came in "Barack Obama is dead, i repeat, the president of the united states is dead" it is still unclear what happened to the presidential motorcade en route to the white house after a charity event in honour of the children with AIDS ward in st Thomas hospital in Missouri last night...we will keep you updated...

hows that? ;D

Are u white?
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: briCK on April 01, 2009, 11:56:09 AM
This april fool shyt is uncool when you work with people of less melanin, they take things a bit tooo far.SAMAMABISHES >:(

yeah white folk just don't get it..they hmour is silly

whats funny about taking a picture of you boy pa**ed out with your nuts on his face.

then tehy tell us we the same..

*shakes head*

Speaking of non-melanin who died and made White people the police of the world..crying about the extinction of Animals in some remote african swamp??? we can take care of our own creatures its called leaving them the f*** alone not riding them and domesticating f***ing mambas...So so so primitive white folks must definatly be at the bottom of the evolution pyramid .. they like little kids fascinated by stupid shit and "discovering" and naming everything..

"OH LOOK! its LAND..I AM THE FIRST TO SEE IT I HAVE DISCOVERED LAND...strange though it has locals..."


Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on April 01, 2009, 12:03:36 PM
Speaking of non-melanin who died and made White people the police of the world..crying about the extinction of Animals in some remote african swamp??? we can take care of our own creatures its called leaving them the f*** alone not riding them and domesticating f***ing mambas...
"OH LOOK! its LAND..I AM THE FIRST TO SEE IT I HAVE DISCOVERED LAND...strange though it has locals..."


ha ha ha ha ha!!  funniest shit i've read this week
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Tonnes on April 01, 2009, 12:07:39 PM
LMAO...DAMN bRICK
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Anna Sasin on April 01, 2009, 12:10:19 PM
im always pranked by the same chick...
don't know why i don't ever see it coming,its coz she's not the type you expect to lie,i mean she attends bible school on top of her degree,takes crap from everyone with a smile,gives generously expectin nothing,u know the meek type.
but damn her lies are well crafted...lol
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Alcohol Abuser on April 01, 2009, 12:12:39 PM
LoL! at Brick summammabishes have the gall to say they've discovered Victoria falls, I still say though that Shuttleworth dude aint the first African in space. >:(
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Mrs Jones on April 01, 2009, 12:13:50 PM
Lol Anna thats the one you always need to watch out for
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: The Mighty Loks on April 01, 2009, 12:16:11 PM
This april fool shyt is uncool when you work with people of less melanin, they take things a bit tooo far.SAMAMABISHES >:(

yeah white folk just don't get it..they hmour is silly

whats funny about taking a picture of you boy pa**ed out with your nuts on his face.

then tehy tell us we the same..

*shakes head*

Speaking of non-melanin who died and made White people the police of the world..crying about the extinction of Animals in some remote african swamp??? we can take care of our own creatures its called leaving them the f*** alone not riding them and domesticating f***ing mambas...So so so primitive white folks must definatly be at the bottom of the evolution pyramid .. they like little kids fascinated by stupid shit and "discovering" and naming everything..

"OH LOOK! its LAND..I AM THE FIRST TO SEE IT I HAVE DISCOVERED LAND...strange though it has locals..."




LMAO...I love this boy..
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on April 01, 2009, 12:20:56 PM
LoL! at Brick summammabishes have the gall to say they've discovered Victoria falls, I still say though that Shuttleworth dude aint the first African in space. >:(

*Dead*

ayo as funny as this is... im willing to back u on this mayne.
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: song-stress on April 01, 2009, 12:23:12 PM
This april fool shyt is uncool when you work with people of less melanin, they take things a bit tooo far.SAMAMABISHES >:(

this just came in "Barack Obama is dead, i repeat, the president of the united states is dead" it is still unclear what happened to the presidential motorcade en route to the white house after a charity event in honour of the children with AIDS ward in st Thomas hospital in Missouri last night...we will keep you updated...

hows that? ;D

Are u white?






 :o yeah are you....?
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Alcohol Abuser on April 01, 2009, 12:26:11 PM
This april fool shyt is uncool when you work with people of less melanin, they take things a bit tooo far.SAMAMABISHES >:(

this just came in "Barack Obama is dead, i repeat, the president of the united states is dead" it is still unclear what happened to the presidential motorcade en route to the white house after a charity event in honour of the children with AIDS ward in st Thomas hospital in Missouri last night...we will keep you updated...

hows that? ;D

Are u white?






 :o yeah are you....?

Before I quote Golden Shovel and derail the topic let's leave it at that!
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Mrs Jones on April 01, 2009, 12:28:37 PM
This april fool shyt is uncool when you work with people of less melanin, they take things a bit tooo far.SAMAMABISHES >:(

this just came in "Barack Obama is dead, i repeat, the president of the united states is dead" it is still unclear what happened to the presidential motorcade en route to the white house after a charity event in honour of the children with AIDS ward in st Thomas hospital in Missouri last night...we will keep you updated...

hows that? ;D

Are u white?






 :o yeah are you....?
Roll On the Floor Laughing My a** Off
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: oints on April 01, 2009, 12:30:04 PM
This april fool shyt is uncool when you work with people of less melanin, they take things a bit tooo far.SAMAMABISHES >:(

this just came in "Barack Obama is dead, i repeat, the president of the united states is dead" it is still unclear what happened to the presidential motorcade en route to the white house after a charity event in honour of the children with AIDS ward in st Thomas hospital in Missouri last night...we will keep you updated...

hows that? ;D

Are u white?






 :o yeah are you....?

why does it matter? infact should it matter at all? i sence some profiling here, i mean im a**uming that i have to be in some way attempting to undermine what Barack Obama stands for when it comes to black people, thus i have to be white :-\

if that is your conclusion, i take it you still belive there is more to be done and mandela, tutu and obama have only scratched the surface?

its april fools, the aim is to get people thinking about the plausibility of what you tell them, not ask for one's racial profile ;)
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Anna Sasin on April 01, 2009, 12:34:11 PM
so.....ur black  ;)
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: song-stress on April 01, 2009, 12:36:15 PM
This april fool shyt is uncool when you work with people of less melanin, they take things a bit tooo far.SAMAMABISHES >:(

this just came in "Barack Obama is dead, i repeat, the president of the united states is dead" it is still unclear what happened to the presidential motorcade en route to the white house after a charity event in honour of the children with AIDS ward in st Thomas hospital in Missouri last night...we will keep you updated...

hows that? ;D

Are u white?






 :o yeah are you....?

why does it matter? infact should it matter at all? i sence some profiling here, i mean im a**uming that i have to be in some way attempting to undermine what Barack Obama stands for when it comes to black people, thus i have to be white :-\

if that is your conclusion, i take it you still belive there is more to be done and mandela, tutu and obama have only scratched the surface?

its april fools, the aim is to get people thinking about the plausibility of what you tell them, not ask for one's racial profile ;)





look man/lady... are you or are you not?


scratched the surface or not dont go killing off barack!
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Alcohol Abuser on April 01, 2009, 12:38:36 PM
so.....ur black  ;)

A mind is a terrible thing to waste, read ur quote and u'll find that u much smarter than this.
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: oints on April 01, 2009, 12:44:43 PM
wow, i have you all in the palm of my hand right now, i can choose to use that power to drag this line of dialogue on for like, say two more pages, or i can just say it again.... 8) ;)

its april fools, the aim is to get people thinking about the plausibility of what you tell them, not ask for one's racial profile ;)
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Alcohol Abuser on April 01, 2009, 12:48:24 PM
wow, i have you all in the palm of my hand right now, i can choose to use that power to drag this line of dialogue on for like, say two more pages, or i can just say it again.... 8) ;)

its april fools, the aim is to get people thinking about the plausibility of what you tell them, not ask for one's racial profile ;)

He sani, Oints ongaso dlala la,
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: song-stress on April 01, 2009, 01:04:01 PM
wow, i have you all in the palm of my hand right now, i can choose to use that power to drag this line of dialogue on for like, say two more pages, or i can just say it again.... 8) ;)[/b]
its april fools, the aim is to get people thinking about the plausibility of what you tell them, not ask for one's racial profile ;)





oh ok ur just delirious! :-\




Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: oints on April 01, 2009, 01:10:16 PM
wow, i have you all in the palm of my hand right now, i can choose to use that power to drag this line of dialogue on for like, say two more pages, or i can just say it again.... 8) ;)

its april fools, the aim is to get people thinking about the plausibility of what you tell them, not ask for one's racial profile ;)

He sani, Oints ongaso dlala la,

 :D, ma bad mayn, i guess the world just isnt ready for that to be a joke quiet yet, probably it never will...il stop :-X
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: MrC The Rap God Almighty on April 01, 2009, 01:14:05 PM
dude just answer the question.  ;D LOL !
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: RearrangedReality on April 01, 2009, 01:15:30 PM
wow, i have you all in the palm of my hand right now, i can choose to use that power to drag this line of dialogue on for like, say two more pages, or i can just say it again.... 8) ;)

its april fools, the aim is to get people thinking about the plausibility of what you tell them, not ask for one's racial profile ;)

He sani, Oints ongaso dlala la,

 :D, ma bad mayn, i guess the world just isnt ready for that to be a joke quiet yet, probably it never will...il stop :-X

its called hope-nosis
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: oints on April 01, 2009, 01:19:26 PM
okay fine, im Taiwanese...i dont know how you guys will want to cla**ify me now, in the words of NAs "am i a nigga too?"  :-\ hehehe
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Alcohol Abuser on April 01, 2009, 01:24:47 PM
Thanx Mr.C for finally makin this dude see the light oints u now one of us, now I can lought at ur joke
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Blac Satyr on April 01, 2009, 01:57:38 PM
1 day i was on mxit, then decide 2 play a prank on 1 of my chick friend lmao, pretendin 2 b my girl friend. shit was so gud, cos i was accusin hr 4 wantin 2 steal my man, demandin 2 knw stuff we usually conversate about. shit was so intense, i cud fil her blood pressure about 2 explode. luckily that prank was not live on radio, she cud hav cursed me 2 bit. afta i told hr its me shes chattin wif, she got really pist-off wif mi, but i wish i cud c her face! man it felt so damn good
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: The Mighty Loks on April 01, 2009, 02:00:41 PM
1 day i was on mxit, then decide 2 play a prank on 1 of my chick friend lmao, pretendin 2 b my girl friend. shit was so gud, cos i was accusin hr 4 wantin 2 steal my man, demandin 2 knw stuff we usually conversate about. shit was so intense, i cud fil her blood pressure about 2 explode. luckily that prank was not live on radio, she cud hav cursed me 2 bit. afta i told hr its me shes chattin wif, she got really pist-off wif mi, but i wish i cud c her face! man it felt so damn good

How did you do that on MXIT? Don't you need your GF phone to be able to do that  or was your girl in on  it?
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Anna Sasin on April 01, 2009, 02:11:15 PM
so.....ur black  ;)

A mind is a terrible thing to waste, read ur quote and u'll find that u much smarter than this.
nah...i know hz black
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: motho on April 01, 2009, 02:13:11 PM

its called hope-nosis


 :D :D stop that already
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: RearrangedReality on April 01, 2009, 02:25:21 PM
1 day i was on mxit, then decide 2 play a prank on 1 of my chick friend lmao, pretendin 2 b my girl friend. shit was so gud, cos i was accusin hr 4 wantin 2 steal my man, demandin 2 knw stuff we usually conversate about. shit was so intense, i cud fil her blood pressure about 2 explode. luckily that prank was not live on radio, she cud hav cursed me 2 bit. afta i told hr its me shes chattin wif, she got really pist-off wif mi, but i wish i cud c her face! man it felt so damn good

How did you do that on MXIT? Don't you need your GF phone to be able to do that  or was your girl in on  it?

duh?? why are acting like today is your birthday.
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on April 01, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
On March 31 23:59 Deacon's Calendar gets scared shitless and resets itself from march to april 2 nobody fools deac nobody
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Blizzard on April 01, 2009, 03:31:50 PM
@ Deac
oh my Good Lawd, the woman in your sig,yesses the things i would do to her!!!
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on April 01, 2009, 03:44:10 PM
Leave her alone you stalker
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Blac Satyr on April 01, 2009, 03:55:57 PM
1 day i was on mxit, then decide 2 play a prank on 1 of my chick friend lmao, pretendin 2 b my girl friend. shit was so gud, cos i was accusin hr 4 wantin 2 steal my man, demandin 2 knw stuff we usually conversate about. shit was so intense, i cud fil her blood pressure about 2 explode. luckily that prank was not live on radio, she cud hav cursed me 2 bit. afta i told hr its me shes chattin wif, she got really pist-off wif mi, but i wish i cud c her face! man it felt so damn good

How did you do that on MXIT? Don't you need your GF phone to be able to do that  or was your girl in on  it?

duh?? why are acting like today is your birthday.

                              did some1 give her the blondwiv as a gift? cs i cn c ur blak hair-line undaneath baldi
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: motho on April 01, 2009, 04:06:20 PM
@ Deac
oh my Good Lawd, the woman in your sig,needs lots of prayer!!!

FiXed  ;)
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on April 01, 2009, 04:12:26 PM
@ Deac
oh my Good Lawd, the woman in your sig,needs GET WIFED UP BY MR FROST !!!

FiXed  ;)

Double fixed
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Blizzard on April 01, 2009, 04:15:30 PM
@ Deac
oh my Good Lawd, the woman in your sig,needs lots of prayer!!!

FiXed  ;)


 :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Bobby Banks on April 01, 2009, 04:19:01 PM
@ Deac
oh my Good Lawd, the woman in your sig,needs lots of prayer!!!

FiXed  ;)

as the resident bishop, i would selflessly volunteer to lay her hands on her
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: motho on April 01, 2009, 04:24:03 PM
@ Deac
oh my Good Lawd, the woman in your sig,needs GET WIFED UP BY MR FROST !!!

FiXed  ;)

Double fixed

now that's more like it
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on April 01, 2009, 04:27:38 PM
@ Deac
oh my Good Lawd, the woman in your sig,needs lots of prayer!!!

FiXed  ;)

as the resident bishop, i would selflessly volunteer to lay her hands on her

This would put a new spin on makin her testify to the lord
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: motho on April 01, 2009, 04:32:08 PM
@ Deac
oh my Good Lawd, the woman in your sig,needs lots of prayer!!!

FiXed  ;)

as the resident bishop, i would selflessly volunteer to lay her hands on her

This would put a new spin on makin her testify to the lord

LMAO u guys mara
Title: Re: April Fool
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on April 01, 2009, 09:55:06 PM
I took a close look and noticed that the bottom of her pic says boobcamp.com

I paid this site a visit and could not find her pics anywhere, so could you please share some more?